Ronin: Start with the cotton
Chapter 431 Yeming Moonwatching Soup
Chapter 431 Yeming Moonwatching Soup
"Brother, how do we escape?"
"I don't want to die..."
"I want to go home!"
"Oh! Mom!!!"
Everyone was trapped in room 203, and a group of unowned zombies wandered in the corridor, making roars of unknown meaning from time to time.
Xu Tianyu's two younger brothers were the first to collapse.
There was also the tall and mighty nigger bodyguard, who looked very thick and intimidating, but at the moment he was huddled in the corner and did not dare to move, crying and calling for his mother.
……
"Everyone listen to me!"
Qiao Shan raised his mobile phone, glanced at the live broadcast room, and said, "I saw that there are still people commenting, which means that there are still human beings out there! So we must escape!"
"Also! In order to prevent sudden calls from everyone's mobile phones and the ringtones attracting the attention of zombies, from now on, everyone should turn off their mobile phones!"
"Dong dong dong!" There was a knock on the door suddenly.
"what--"
"Shh! Quiet!"
Qiao Shan gave a low drink, held up his mobile phone, and walked to the door vigilantly.
A figure in yellow clothes wandered outside and shouted eagerly: "Is there anyone? The delivery guy! Come out and get it! It's time to time out!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay: "Who ordered the takeaway?!"
Zhang Chenggong and Zhao Dianpao, who were crying in their arms, looked at each other in astonishment when they heard the words: "Dianpao, is our takeaway here?"
"This is too dedicated!" Zhao Dianpao was stunned.
Qiao Shan opened the door, and sure enough, he saw a takeaway boy in yellow clothes standing outside. The boy was sweating profusely. Seeing Qiao Shan and everyone in the room, he was overjoyed and said:
"Finally let me see a living person!!!"
Qiao Shan didn't speak, but looked behind the delivery boy. Their communication had already attracted the attention of the zombies. Zombies appeared in the corridor one by one, and they all looked here.
The next moment, the zombies seemed to be their prey, they suddenly accelerated and rushed towards here!
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Don't order takeout in this situation!!!"
The takeaway boy was so frightened that he stuffed the takeaway into Qiao Shan's arms, turned around and ran away!
But how could he outrun the zombies? In the blink of an eye, he was surrounded by a group of zombies, fell to the ground, and screamed.
In the blink of an eye, the delivery boy vomited blood, his eyes lost their focus.
Seeing that I can't survive...
……
bang-
When a zombie rushed over, Qiao Shan kicked out and quickly closed the door.
Looking at the takeaway in his hand, Qiao Shan looked solemn, looked at everyone, and finally his eyes fell on Zhang Chenggong and Zhao Dianpao, and said solemnly:
"Did the two of you order the takeaway?"
Zhang Chenggong was trembling with fear: "Yes...no...yes...yes..."
"Is it really?!" Qiao Shan shouted angrily.
Zhao Dianpao's face was pale: "Yes...it's us!"
Qiao Shan slapped the takeaway: "Because of you, such a dedicated delivery boy lost his life!"
Zhang Chenggong always felt that something was wrong with Qiao Shan's logic.
But Zhang Dianpao next to him had already collapsed with guilt: "I'm sorry... woo..."
……
"do not Cry!"
Qiao Shan looked at the time, and it was already 12:30 in the middle of the night, and said, "Everyone saw it just now, the outside is full of zombies now, we have to find a way to escape!"
"How about jumping out of a window?"
Wang Baojian said: "This is the second floor, it should be possible to go out through the window."
Jin San leaned tremblingly on the window, and replied: "It was probably possible just now, but it probably won't work now..."
When everyone came to the window, they saw a dozen or so zombies surrounded by the window at some point, wandering back and forth.
Li Juhua was a little desperate: "Could it be that these zombies came here based on the smell?"
"If this is the case, then we will be miserable!"
……
ten minutes later.
Qiao Shan brought a pot of boiled soup to the window, looked at the dozen or so zombies hovering under the window, and said to everyone:
"Whether zombies rely on their sense of smell can be tested with this pot of Chinese medicine!"
Wang Baojian said confidently: "I guarantee it with my profession! As long as zombies rely on their sense of smell, then my taste of 'Ye Ming Moon Soup' will definitely disrupt their sense of smell system!"
"Ye Ming Moon Soup?" A Ping was puzzled.
Wang Baojian explained: "The ingredients are mainly luminous sand and moon-watching sand."
Li Juhua covered her nose and frowned: "Isn't this a pot of excrement soup!"
"I don't object if you say that..." Wang Baojian nodded.
Jin San said: "Should we wait for the excrement soup to cool before pouring it down, what if the zombies are scalded?"
"You idiot! Zombies are not living people! There is no one who is afraid of pain! I am uneducated!"
Xu Tianyu unabashedly despised Jin San, and took the initiative to take a casserole of excrement soup from Qiao Shan's hand, moved forward, smelled it, and immediately retched, tears came out!
"Ouch~ it's so delicious!"
"It smells worse than that stinky sock just now!"
……
Xu Tianyu wiped away his tears, and volunteered: "Brother! Let me pour it! Even if this bowl of excrement soup can't smoke them to death, it can scald them to death!"
"Then you come..." Qiao Shan smiled.
Everyone stood at the window and talked. The distance on the second floor was not high, so the dozen or so zombies blocking the window heard all their conversations.
A zombie looked up and saw Xu Tianyu poking his head out with a black casserole in his hand, the casserole was still steaming.
"Mom!!!"
How dare these "zombies" stand under the windows.
Run away one by one!
This TM is shit pot! ! !
Still piping hot! ! !
……
"Huh? Brother, why did they escape?" Xu Tianyu asked in confusion.
Qiao Shan "frowned": "I don't know too well..."
Jin San crossed his arms, rubbed his chin with one hand, and thought like a scientist: "Maybe this pot of excrement soup smells too strong, just to restrain the zombies, so they are scared away when they smell the smell?"
Li Juhua nodded and said in agreement: "There is a possibility that the taste system of zombies may be more developed..."
Sister Ling's eyes lit up: "Then we can use this to escape!"
Everyone immediately looked at the excrement soup that Xu Tianyu was carrying.
Those eyes seemed to be looking at rare treasures.
……
After another ten minutes, the door of room 203 opened.
"slower……"
"Keep in formation, don't panic..."
Qiao Shan, A Ping, Wang Jianjian, Ji Ding, Jin San, Li Juhua, A Ming, A Ren, plus Xu Tianyu, a total of twelve people formed an array, each holding a small boiling casserole, in which all It is jet black, bubbling and piping hot [Ye Ming Moon Soup].
Everyone was wearing masks and their speech was vague.
In the corridor, Wang Baobao looked at the zombies who were pushed back step by step as they advanced, and said in surprise, "I, Wang Baobao, are really talented!"
"Son! Did you see that dad rescued everyone today!"
The zombies screamed frantically, but they had to retreat.
No way, no one wants to be disfigured by a pot of shit soup.
With a small casserole in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, Qiao Shan suppressed a smile, and broadcast all the funny scenes live with a serious face...
……
(End of this chapter)
"Brother, how do we escape?"
"I don't want to die..."
"I want to go home!"
"Oh! Mom!!!"
Everyone was trapped in room 203, and a group of unowned zombies wandered in the corridor, making roars of unknown meaning from time to time.
Xu Tianyu's two younger brothers were the first to collapse.
There was also the tall and mighty nigger bodyguard, who looked very thick and intimidating, but at the moment he was huddled in the corner and did not dare to move, crying and calling for his mother.
……
"Everyone listen to me!"
Qiao Shan raised his mobile phone, glanced at the live broadcast room, and said, "I saw that there are still people commenting, which means that there are still human beings out there! So we must escape!"
"Also! In order to prevent sudden calls from everyone's mobile phones and the ringtones attracting the attention of zombies, from now on, everyone should turn off their mobile phones!"
"Dong dong dong!" There was a knock on the door suddenly.
"what--"
"Shh! Quiet!"
Qiao Shan gave a low drink, held up his mobile phone, and walked to the door vigilantly.
A figure in yellow clothes wandered outside and shouted eagerly: "Is there anyone? The delivery guy! Come out and get it! It's time to time out!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay: "Who ordered the takeaway?!"
Zhang Chenggong and Zhao Dianpao, who were crying in their arms, looked at each other in astonishment when they heard the words: "Dianpao, is our takeaway here?"
"This is too dedicated!" Zhao Dianpao was stunned.
Qiao Shan opened the door, and sure enough, he saw a takeaway boy in yellow clothes standing outside. The boy was sweating profusely. Seeing Qiao Shan and everyone in the room, he was overjoyed and said:
"Finally let me see a living person!!!"
Qiao Shan didn't speak, but looked behind the delivery boy. Their communication had already attracted the attention of the zombies. Zombies appeared in the corridor one by one, and they all looked here.
The next moment, the zombies seemed to be their prey, they suddenly accelerated and rushed towards here!
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Don't order takeout in this situation!!!"
The takeaway boy was so frightened that he stuffed the takeaway into Qiao Shan's arms, turned around and ran away!
But how could he outrun the zombies? In the blink of an eye, he was surrounded by a group of zombies, fell to the ground, and screamed.
In the blink of an eye, the delivery boy vomited blood, his eyes lost their focus.
Seeing that I can't survive...
……
bang-
When a zombie rushed over, Qiao Shan kicked out and quickly closed the door.
Looking at the takeaway in his hand, Qiao Shan looked solemn, looked at everyone, and finally his eyes fell on Zhang Chenggong and Zhao Dianpao, and said solemnly:
"Did the two of you order the takeaway?"
Zhang Chenggong was trembling with fear: "Yes...no...yes...yes..."
"Is it really?!" Qiao Shan shouted angrily.
Zhao Dianpao's face was pale: "Yes...it's us!"
Qiao Shan slapped the takeaway: "Because of you, such a dedicated delivery boy lost his life!"
Zhang Chenggong always felt that something was wrong with Qiao Shan's logic.
But Zhang Dianpao next to him had already collapsed with guilt: "I'm sorry... woo..."
……
"do not Cry!"
Qiao Shan looked at the time, and it was already 12:30 in the middle of the night, and said, "Everyone saw it just now, the outside is full of zombies now, we have to find a way to escape!"
"How about jumping out of a window?"
Wang Baojian said: "This is the second floor, it should be possible to go out through the window."
Jin San leaned tremblingly on the window, and replied: "It was probably possible just now, but it probably won't work now..."
When everyone came to the window, they saw a dozen or so zombies surrounded by the window at some point, wandering back and forth.
Li Juhua was a little desperate: "Could it be that these zombies came here based on the smell?"
"If this is the case, then we will be miserable!"
……
ten minutes later.
Qiao Shan brought a pot of boiled soup to the window, looked at the dozen or so zombies hovering under the window, and said to everyone:
"Whether zombies rely on their sense of smell can be tested with this pot of Chinese medicine!"
Wang Baojian said confidently: "I guarantee it with my profession! As long as zombies rely on their sense of smell, then my taste of 'Ye Ming Moon Soup' will definitely disrupt their sense of smell system!"
"Ye Ming Moon Soup?" A Ping was puzzled.
Wang Baojian explained: "The ingredients are mainly luminous sand and moon-watching sand."
Li Juhua covered her nose and frowned: "Isn't this a pot of excrement soup!"
"I don't object if you say that..." Wang Baojian nodded.
Jin San said: "Should we wait for the excrement soup to cool before pouring it down, what if the zombies are scalded?"
"You idiot! Zombies are not living people! There is no one who is afraid of pain! I am uneducated!"
Xu Tianyu unabashedly despised Jin San, and took the initiative to take a casserole of excrement soup from Qiao Shan's hand, moved forward, smelled it, and immediately retched, tears came out!
"Ouch~ it's so delicious!"
"It smells worse than that stinky sock just now!"
……
Xu Tianyu wiped away his tears, and volunteered: "Brother! Let me pour it! Even if this bowl of excrement soup can't smoke them to death, it can scald them to death!"
"Then you come..." Qiao Shan smiled.
Everyone stood at the window and talked. The distance on the second floor was not high, so the dozen or so zombies blocking the window heard all their conversations.
A zombie looked up and saw Xu Tianyu poking his head out with a black casserole in his hand, the casserole was still steaming.
"Mom!!!"
How dare these "zombies" stand under the windows.
Run away one by one!
This TM is shit pot! ! !
Still piping hot! ! !
……
"Huh? Brother, why did they escape?" Xu Tianyu asked in confusion.
Qiao Shan "frowned": "I don't know too well..."
Jin San crossed his arms, rubbed his chin with one hand, and thought like a scientist: "Maybe this pot of excrement soup smells too strong, just to restrain the zombies, so they are scared away when they smell the smell?"
Li Juhua nodded and said in agreement: "There is a possibility that the taste system of zombies may be more developed..."
Sister Ling's eyes lit up: "Then we can use this to escape!"
Everyone immediately looked at the excrement soup that Xu Tianyu was carrying.
Those eyes seemed to be looking at rare treasures.
……
After another ten minutes, the door of room 203 opened.
"slower……"
"Keep in formation, don't panic..."
Qiao Shan, A Ping, Wang Jianjian, Ji Ding, Jin San, Li Juhua, A Ming, A Ren, plus Xu Tianyu, a total of twelve people formed an array, each holding a small boiling casserole, in which all It is jet black, bubbling and piping hot [Ye Ming Moon Soup].
Everyone was wearing masks and their speech was vague.
In the corridor, Wang Baobao looked at the zombies who were pushed back step by step as they advanced, and said in surprise, "I, Wang Baobao, are really talented!"
"Son! Did you see that dad rescued everyone today!"
The zombies screamed frantically, but they had to retreat.
No way, no one wants to be disfigured by a pot of shit soup.
With a small casserole in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, Qiao Shan suppressed a smile, and broadcast all the funny scenes live with a serious face...
……
(End of this chapter)
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