Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 453 Flash Marriage
The next day, early in the morning.

oh~
Bai Xianchu's body curled up into a ball slightly stretched out, her soft long hair was slightly fluffy, she yawned, and slowly opened her eyes, the pure eyes were still a little dazed.

"woke up?"

Qiao Shan was standing in front of the mirror, doing Tai Chi.

"Ah! Shuai Yuan!"

Bai Xianchu's eyes lit up in an instant, and he jumped from the bed to Qiao Shan, and hung himself on Qiao Shan as a pendant, looking very attached.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?!"

Qiao Shan threw Bai Xianchu back on the bed, "Restrain yourself!"

Bai Xianchu twitched on the bed, still very happy, excitedly said: "I can't restrain it! I want to repay my favor! I want to marry you! Have a baby! I want to spend my whole life with you!!!"

……

"Are you sure this is gratitude and not revenge?" Qiao Shan said.

"Huh?" Bai Xianchu blinked suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

Qiao Shan said seriously: "In today's society, a man needs a house, a car, a job, and money to get married! I don't have any of these. You dragged me into the grave of marriage and let me die without a place to die. Isn't this revenge?! "

Bai Xianchu: "..."

"I don't want a house, a car and money, I want you!" Bai Xianchu said.

Qiao Shan sighed: "Actually, it was an accident when I saved you when I was young! Think about it, my dad was a caretaker at that time, and you were a rare animal. If those children who came to the zoo really poured sulfuric acid on you , my dad must lose his job, right?"

"……wrong!"

Bai Xianchu leaned forward, and looked at Qiao Shan with watery eyes: "You have a lot of things that humans lack!"

Qiao Shan nodded: "I know this, he's handsome!"

"It's kindness!"

"cut!"

Qiao Shan rolled his eyes: "You are obviously just looking for sex!"

If you are handsome, you will make a promise with your body.

If you are ugly, you will repay it in the next life.

"And you said that if you repay your kindness, you should repay your kindness, and you will talk about getting married and having children, and living a lifetime, isn't it a bit too hasty? Do you understand my character and conduct? Besides, there are so many monsters in the zoo, what kind of goldfish spirit, Rabbit essence, sika deer essence, if every time I help her, she promises her body, then my body can't stand it... No, I mean, I have committed bigamy!"

Bai Xianchu covered her small mouth in surprise: "Ah! How do you know them?!"

Qiao Shan shrugged: "Are you surprised? I grew up in the Tuanjie Zoo anyway, so how can I not notice any abnormalities! Among other things, I have seen the big five- to six-meter-long goldfish at the bottom of the lake in the zoo." It’s been several times, and you said that if I feed it fish food a few times, will it also go ashore to give it to me?”

Bai Xianchu waved his hand: "No! Uncle Yu is male, and he has a lot of wives!"

Qiao Shan: "..."

……

"Look at this, let's not mention the matter of repaying kindness, I saved you when I was young, then this is fate, we can be friends!" Qiao Shan laughed.

"no!"

Bai Xianchu hung on Qiao Shan's body again, and the two faced each other. Bai Xianchu's breath sprayed on Qiao Shan's neck, with a hint of coolness, and pouted: "You make it difficult for me to do this! We monsters What you say counts, and you must repay your favor! Besides, my gene is an arctic silver fox, which is a high-level breed among monsters, and the children I give birth to are very good-looking! If you don’t believe me, try it!”

Qiao Shan: "..."

How do you try this? !
Originally, he learned from the Tianshu trailer that he was traveling through the world of "Second Generation Goblins", and the characters he was given were all kinds of weird monsters. He thought it would be good to have sex with the heroine, so he chose to travel as the protagonist.

But who would have thought that after time travelling, he would actually become a robot...

……

"You really want to marry me?" Qiao Shan asked.

Bai Xian said clearly: "Of course!"

"No regrets? I'm very poor, and I owe a lot of money to others!"

"No regrets!" Bai Xianchu's earnest appearance was still extremely cute, "What's wrong with being poor, we can just live here, and we can pay back the money we owe slowly..."

She looked at Qiao Shan eagerly, and Qi Yi said, "So you agree?"

Qiao Shan thought for a while and nodded: "It's not impossible to get married, but I think we should take it slowly... Eh? What are you doing? What are you doing with a knife?! Wait! I haven't finished talking yet. Woolen cloth!"

stab-

Bai Xianchu ran to the kitchen, took out a kitchen knife, and slashed across his palm.

Then he took Qiao Shan's left hand and slashed his palm.

Two bleeding hands were clasped together.

Bai Xianchu closed her eyes and prayed solemnly: "Ceremony comes with drumming, hand-carrying dances for dancers, concubine-sister-in-laws come together, spring orchids come with autumn chrysanthemums, long-term sleeplessness, and end-of-life..."

"Yuan Shuai! We're married! What you said just now was the marriage vows! We're bound by blood, we're one family."

Qiao Shan: "...I...I haven't finished what I just said..."

Bai Xianchu blinked: "What are you talking about?"

Qiao Shan: "...Forget it..."

……

too fast!
Everything is moving so fast!
Less than 24 hours after time travel, Qiao Shan actually got married in a flash.

Still with a vixen.

After wrapping up the palms of their hands with gauze, Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu sat by the bed, staring at each other.

What to do after marriage
The time seemed wrong. The sun had come out outside, and the animals in the zoo were all active, and various voices came in. According to the schedule, Qiao Shan should go to serve the elephants now.

Qiao Shan: "We..."

Bai Xianchu whispered: "It's my first time, you have to be careful."

Got it!
Say nothing!
The chip cheating program starts, the music plays, and the curtains are drawn!
……

Tianan Scientific Research Center Base.

"Hey! What is the robot in charge of you doing?"

"I'm jogging in the morning, and my schedule is very healthy. How about you?"

"I don't know. I think the K91 I'm in charge of has a head problem. A pretty chick came to her just now. The two chatted for a while, and now I'm sitting in front of the TV watching Makabaka!"

"Hey! Robots, the brain circuit is still different from us humans..."

The scientific researcher in the white coat looked at the computer screen in front of him and was speechless for a while.

He can observe the situation through the perspective of K91.

As a result, the object of his observation was either beating the ground with his fist, or watching children's cartoons... He felt that his future was already gloomy.

You must know that the robots you are in charge of are also linked to bonuses!

Intelligent robots become mentally handicapped robots...

Won't you still have to pay back? !
……

……

Three poles in the sun.

"No wonder King Zhou likes Daji..."

Qiao Shan leaned against the head of the bed, thinking to himself.

"Jingle bell bell..."

The wechat video call rang, so he adjusted his sitting posture and looked at his phone. It was Yuan Shuai's father in the mental hospital, Yuan Ainong, who was calling.

"Did they find you?"

As soon as the video was connected, an old man in a hospital gown appeared on the opposite side with a serious face.

Qiao Shan glanced at Bai Xianchu beside him, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm very hidden here, they won't be able to find it."

"Special Agent No. [-], the other comrades have already died, and the information is all up to you to send out! Don't let them find you!"

Qiao Shan was a little puzzled: "You have mistaken the person, I am Special Agent No. [-]."

Isn't the original plot the third agent?
How did it become number four?
"nonsense!"

Yuan Ainong looked solemn: "I recognized it immediately, you are not the No. [-] special commissioner, you are the new No. [-] special commissioner!"

Qiao Shan: "..."

Is this old man really stupid or fake?
……

"Yuan Ainong! You secretly played with your phone again!"

"Tell me!"

There was a burst of scolding from the opposite side of the video, causing Yuan Ainong to panic: "The survival of the earth depends on you! They are chasing you!!! My comrades..."

Qiao Shan frowned: "Hey! What are you doing!"

"Give me your phone!"

"Human Cannon! Fire!"

"Come here! Nursing worker!!!"

"Someone catch him!"

"Quick! Give him a tranquilizer!!!"

The mobile phone on the opposite side fell to the ground and fell under the hospital bed. There was chaos inside. A nurse rushed out and kicked Yuan Ainong to the ground, pinning him firmly on the floor.

Qiao Shan's voice was a little cold: "Who kicked you just now?!"

A female nurse picked up the mobile phone, and with a ferocious face, she threatened Qiao Shan: "If you don't come and pay the hospitalization fee, I will drive your father from the mental hospital to the street!"

"Okay! I'll go there now!"

Qiao Shan got out of bed and said coldly to the nurse, "I hope you're still in the hospital when I arrive!"

Hang up the phone and get dressed.

Qiao Shan said to Bai Xianchu: "I want to go out, you..."

"I'll go with you!" Bai Xianchu said hastily.

……

……

On the side of the road, waiting for a taxi.

Qiao Shan explained to Bai Xianchu: "Before I raised funds to film a movie, I owed a lot of debts, and even paid for the cost of the old man's coffin. When I came back, he had already fainted in the police station. When he woke up, he was already crazy. ..."

He said this to Bai Xianchu, but now, Qiao Shan has some doubts about the reason why Yuan Ainong became a mental patient.

Especially after rooting the physical authority, Qiao Shan was particularly concerned about some blocked memories.

This Yuan Ainong is not simple...

But no matter how difficult he is, whether he is really crazy or pretending to be crazy, he is a relative of this body in name.

Relatives were bullied in a mental hospital and beaten and scolded by nurses.

Qiao Shan couldn't stand this grievance.

……

crunch--

After waiting on the side of the road for a while, a taxi stopped in front of Qiao Shan, but the driver didn't ask if he could get in the car, but four people got out of the car.

The first one was a fierce little old man with long hair in a white suit and white leather shoes.

The little old man was of average height and looked to be in his fifties. Standing in front of Qiao Shan, coiling the string of beads in his hand, he took a deep breath and said with a sneer:

"Yo! What a coincidence! My director Yuan Da!"

There are three other people beside the little old man, among them a tall fat man, a tall thin man wearing glasses, and a young man with yellow hair.

The three surrounded Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu.

……

Qiao Shan ignored the little old man in the white suit in front of him, but first greeted the taxi driver: "Master, call another car, and we will go to the Renai Mental Hospital."

The taxi driver was about to leave, but when he heard Qiao Shan's words, he stopped immediately.

Qiao Shan took out his mobile phone, and then said to the little old man: "Brother Zhigang, I just talked about an investment here, the amount is 2000 million, please do me a favor today, as soon as the funds arrive, I will return the money to the brothers." !"

The little old man's name is Yang Zhigang, and he is one of the well-known group leaders in Hengdian.

He was going to take a few brothers to the film and television city, but happened to meet Yuan Shuai who had "run away" on the way, and was about to arrest someone for debts. Hearing what Qiao Shan said, he was stunned.

"Just you... anyone else dares to invest?!"

The man next to him snatched Qiao Shan's cell phone, looked at the chat history, and handed it to Yang Zhigang in surprise: "Brother, look."

Qiao Shan said calmly: "You don't need to look at it, the real one can't be fake, the fake one can't be real, I, Yuan Shuai, didn't plan to run away, otherwise you wouldn't be able to run into me here."

Yang Zhigang glanced at Qiao Shan, looked at the chat records, and frowned.

"Who is this always Yang?"

"Boss in the investment circle, rich woman, you're not in that class, it's normal not to know." Qiao Shan said lightly.

The little Huangmao on the side got angry, and stretched out his hand to push Qiao Shan: "You have to be more polite to brother Zhigang!"

Snapped!
One pull, one area!
The little yellow hair fell to the ground.

……

Qiao Shan said: "What kind of ruthlessness is there to wait for others, just because I need you all. Brother Zhigang, do you choose to help me, or do you plan to beat me up to vent your anger?"

Yang Zhigang's expression changed, and he reached out his hand to stop the little yellow hair who rushed up again. After thinking for a long time, he asked, "Is this investment real?"

Qiao Shan was still very calm: "Do you think I dare to lie to you?"

The so-called chat records, investors, and 2000 million are naturally fake.

This thing was originally planned by Qiao Shan to deceive people.

When Yuan Shuai raised funds to make a movie, Yang Zhigang thought it would be profitable, so he called on his brothers to raise funds to invest. To put it bluntly, it was actually a gambling agreement in the entertainment industry.If he made money from filming, Yang Zhigang would naturally get the bulk of the profits, and Yuan Shuai would basically not get any real benefits. If he lost money... Yang Zhigang would naturally not suffer dumb losses, and Yuan Shuai would return all the money he lost.

In a business that is sure to make money without losing money, Yang Zhigang just bullied Yuan Shuai to be single and weak.

So at this moment when he bumped into these people, Qiao Shan didn't have the slightest burden to lie to them.

……

There are people under his command who have the resources that the extras crave. Yang Zhigang can be considered a little powerful, so naturally he doesn't think Qiao Shan dares to lie to him.

But seeing Qiao Shan's different attitude from the past, he had other thoughts in his mind at the moment.

Yang Zhigang suddenly changed his smiling face, and said kindly: "Brother Yuan, look at what you said, you are in need, there is no reason for a brother not to help. You are a capable person, and you can still get investment under such circumstances. In the future, I will definitely have a great future and flourish! As for the more than 200 million yuan, it’s not that I’m embarrassing you, Brother Yang. In fact, this money is the hard-earned money of my brothers. I have to give them an explanation. General knowledge."

Hengdian is full of people coming and going, it is actually a river and lake.

Yang Zhigang has been around for many years, so he naturally has his own skills. What he said can be said to be watertight. He not only complimented Qiao Shan, but also expressed his own pain.

Of course, this is based on Qiao Shan's ability to pay back the money.

If Qiao Shan had no money, it would naturally be a different face, and threats of beatings, scolding, and threats would be unavoidable.

……

Another taxi is coming soon.

Yang Zhigang got into the co-pilot seat of the taxi where Qiao Shan was sitting with a cheeky face, and he also had a chance to prevent Qiao Shan from slipping away.

"Brother Yuan, are we going to a mental hospital?"

Yang Zhigang turned around and asked.

Qiao Shan nodded: "Yeah. My old man was bullied inside. I'm going to ask for someone, and I'll have to trouble Brother Zhigang later."

"No problem! It just so happens that I recently adopted a new big brother! It's that yellow-haired man, why did I call him big brother, because he really likes the taste of human blood..."

Bai Xianchu wondered, "Is it a monster..."

Didn't she feel that these people had a monster aura?

Yang Zhigang was stunned: "Monster? What kind of monster?"

Qiao Shan sat in the back row, put his arms around Bai Xianchu's waist, and said with a smile, "It's not a demon, it's a human! Ruthless!"

"I'll show you a good show soon!"

Qiao Shan whispered in Bai Xianchu's ear.

Bai Xianchu shrank her neck and rubbed against Qiao Shan's shoulder: "Oh, itches..."

Yang Zhigang turned his head knowingly, but secretly slandered him in his heart.

You can be unreasonable if you are handsome these days!

Look at this guy, the TV series he filmed are shit. After losing so much money, there is still someone investing in him, and he has such a beautiful girlfriend.

Look at myself, because I don't look good enough, it's hard to be a group performer, so I can only lead a group of brothers to be group leaders to dawdle!
Hey... the Jade Emperor is really blind!
No!

This guy is just throwing money away for filming a drama, so he has to grab a piece of meat for his brothers!
……

(End of this chapter)