Ronin: Start with the cotton
Chapter 469 Li Xingze
Chapter 469 Li Xingze
half a month later.
While searching for Tang Sanzang's reincarnation, Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu traveled around and came to Hawaii unknowingly.
On the beach in the early morning, the two were lying on sun loungers with ice cold drinks beside them.
Blonde beauties in bikinis are all in front of me.
Wearing sunglasses, Bai Xianchu said, "Look at that woman...she should be a lizard monster!"
Qiao Shan was a little surprised: "There are monsters in foreign countries?"
"Of course there are, but they are all monsters who have become spirits in the world. They are too demonic and have nothing to do with the demon world, but they have developed well over the years, and they even have their own races. What kind of wolf clan, bat clan? Ah, it's all made into a movie."
"Vampires and werewolves..."
Qiao Shan lay lazily on the chair, and the two chatted. After a while, he checked the time and took out his mobile phone to make a call.
The other side quickly connected, and a rough and hearty voice came out.
After chatting for a few words, Qiao Shan hung up the phone and said with a smile to Bai Xianchu, "Professor Jiang Si is in school and is preparing to give a lecture. Shall we go and have a look?"
Bai Xianchu sat up and said curiously, "Okay!"
This so-called Professor Jiang Si was the one who strayed into the demon world a few years ago and became good friends with Ling Lingqi.Although the other party is from China, he does not live in China, but is a visiting professor at the University of Hawaii.
The reason why Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu came to Hawaii was also because they wanted to meet this person.
……
The state of Hawaii is located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and has a pleasant climate.
Most of the people living here are Europeans, American whites and Fusang people, followed by mixed races, Filipinos and Chinese.
"The human body is the most wonderful thing in the world, and my course is the most cutting-edge course in anthropology, that is, the imitation and adaptability of the human body!"
"It's as if chameleons know how to use protective colors to imitate the colors around them, and humans also have that ability!"
On the podium, a professor with an explosive head and a white coat who looks like Einstein is giving a lecture.
The figures of Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu appeared in the back seat in an instant.
Professor Jiang Si nodded towards the two of them, with a smile on his fierce face, and was about to continue his lecture when the door of the classroom was suddenly opened, and two arrogant people walked in.
"Master! Please!"
"What are you looking at! Take your class!"
……
The arrogant young master in a green suit, white tie, and sunglasses, and his dog-legged butler.
"You! Get out!"
The young master came to the first row with no one in his eyes, and said to a certain male classmate.
The male student stood up slowly.
Swish!
A few dollar bills blocked the sight of the male classmate.
The male student's expression changed instantly, he took the banknote with a smile, and ran out in a hurry. The other students also moved a few seats back one after another, as if avoiding the plague.
"Ok?"
Li Zexing suddenly reached out and pulled down his sunglasses, his eyes fixed on Bai Xianchu who was sitting in the last row, and he opened his mouth exaggeratedly:
"Wow! When did our school have such a beautiful girl?"
The butler said, "Master, I seem to have a boyfriend..."
Li Zexing chuckled and said, "What does that matter...it does matter! Sit down and listen to the class!"
Before he finished speaking, seeing Qiao Shan pull out a pistol from his clothes, Li Zexing changed his face instantly, sat down with a serious face, tilted his head and said angrily to the housekeeper: "Too arrogant! Let the old man shoot him later!" get rid of!"
Butler Daren nodded repeatedly: "Good young master!"
……
"So it's them..." Qiao Shan withdrew his pistol, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Bai Xianchu asked suspiciously, "Do you know them?"
Qiao Shan shook his head: "I don't know him, but I understand a little bit. Have you seen that young master Huahua? He looks very similar to Ling Lingqi in the spaceship."
Bai Xianchu looked at Li Zexing and guessed, "What's their relationship?"
"I do not know then……"
Qiao Shan looked at the cowardly and arrogant Li Zexing, and then at Professor Jiang Si on the podium. He didn't understand what the plot was.
"Variable Star Lord" ah!
……
Professor Jiang Si was well-informed and was not affected in the slightest.
Continue to lecture without haste.
"Let me give you an example. For example, two couples, after getting along for a long time, their appearance will gradually become similar. People say this is the appearance of husband and wife, but in fact, this is the genes in the human body imitating each other."
Li Zexing took out a cigar from his suit pocket,
Crossed Erlang's legs.
Professor Jiang Si looked at Li Zexing with a smile: "Student, do you have any comments?"
Putting the cigar on his mouth, the butler Daqin took out the lighter, Li Zexing sneered and said, "I've been facing women all day, why didn't you see that I turned into a woman?"
Professor Jiang Si said: "The human body is very fragile. I believe that one day, most of our bodies will be replaced by artificial organs. At that time, only the brain will be left, and the human organs will be controlled by computers. He has Strong imitation ability, can become anyone or even any object!"
Li Zexing interrupted: "I wonder if it can be turned into a cigar?"
"It's theoretically possible!"
Professor Jiang Si came to Li Zexing's side and said with a smile: "This classmate is very interested in this question?!"
Li Zexing laughed and said, "Actually, I'm interested in you!"
"A girl with four eyes and steel teeth told me just now that you are his uncle, so I came here to see what you are capable of!"
Behind him, the steel-toothed girl Chongchong grinned.
Professor Jiang Si smiled gently: "I'm starting to dissect it now. If you can stare at me and dissect it for more than 3 minutes, we will study other issues..."
……
"I'm coming!"
Qiao Shan sat up straight, then watched as Professor Jiang Si opened the apron, showing the general teacher on the table.
"I'm starting to dissect the body now!"
Professor Jiang Si picked up a silver laparotomy knife, took a deep breath, glanced at the students who came up, and then at Qiao Shan who was sitting in the back, and cut open the abdomen of Teacher Dati directly.
Blood spurted out, staining Professor Jiang Si's white coat.
The cruelty of the scene is unbearable to look at directly!
Butler Da took the lead in screaming, rolled his eyes and twitched and fell to the ground, the other students also turned pale.
Professor Jiang Si seemed to think that the laparotomy was not easy to use, so he picked up the instrument forceps next to him with a grim face, poked at the general teacher again, and finally picked up the hammer and smashed it!
"vomit--"
One by one the students vomited and fainted, and soon Li Zexing was the only one left.
……
Qiao Shan looked at Bai Xianchu beside him, and found that she also had a slightly pale face, but she still insisted on watching the anatomy course on the podium, but unconsciously exerted strength in holding Qiao Shan's hands.
Shaking his head and smiling, Qiao Shan leaned close to Bai Xianchu's ear and whispered something.
Bai Xianchu blinked, and looked at Qiao Shan in astonishment: "Fake?"
Qiao Shan nodded.
This Professor Jiang Si is so wicked...
(End of this chapter)
half a month later.
While searching for Tang Sanzang's reincarnation, Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu traveled around and came to Hawaii unknowingly.
On the beach in the early morning, the two were lying on sun loungers with ice cold drinks beside them.
Blonde beauties in bikinis are all in front of me.
Wearing sunglasses, Bai Xianchu said, "Look at that woman...she should be a lizard monster!"
Qiao Shan was a little surprised: "There are monsters in foreign countries?"
"Of course there are, but they are all monsters who have become spirits in the world. They are too demonic and have nothing to do with the demon world, but they have developed well over the years, and they even have their own races. What kind of wolf clan, bat clan? Ah, it's all made into a movie."
"Vampires and werewolves..."
Qiao Shan lay lazily on the chair, and the two chatted. After a while, he checked the time and took out his mobile phone to make a call.
The other side quickly connected, and a rough and hearty voice came out.
After chatting for a few words, Qiao Shan hung up the phone and said with a smile to Bai Xianchu, "Professor Jiang Si is in school and is preparing to give a lecture. Shall we go and have a look?"
Bai Xianchu sat up and said curiously, "Okay!"
This so-called Professor Jiang Si was the one who strayed into the demon world a few years ago and became good friends with Ling Lingqi.Although the other party is from China, he does not live in China, but is a visiting professor at the University of Hawaii.
The reason why Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu came to Hawaii was also because they wanted to meet this person.
……
The state of Hawaii is located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and has a pleasant climate.
Most of the people living here are Europeans, American whites and Fusang people, followed by mixed races, Filipinos and Chinese.
"The human body is the most wonderful thing in the world, and my course is the most cutting-edge course in anthropology, that is, the imitation and adaptability of the human body!"
"It's as if chameleons know how to use protective colors to imitate the colors around them, and humans also have that ability!"
On the podium, a professor with an explosive head and a white coat who looks like Einstein is giving a lecture.
The figures of Qiao Shan and Bai Xianchu appeared in the back seat in an instant.
Professor Jiang Si nodded towards the two of them, with a smile on his fierce face, and was about to continue his lecture when the door of the classroom was suddenly opened, and two arrogant people walked in.
"Master! Please!"
"What are you looking at! Take your class!"
……
The arrogant young master in a green suit, white tie, and sunglasses, and his dog-legged butler.
"You! Get out!"
The young master came to the first row with no one in his eyes, and said to a certain male classmate.
The male student stood up slowly.
Swish!
A few dollar bills blocked the sight of the male classmate.
The male student's expression changed instantly, he took the banknote with a smile, and ran out in a hurry. The other students also moved a few seats back one after another, as if avoiding the plague.
"Ok?"
Li Zexing suddenly reached out and pulled down his sunglasses, his eyes fixed on Bai Xianchu who was sitting in the last row, and he opened his mouth exaggeratedly:
"Wow! When did our school have such a beautiful girl?"
The butler said, "Master, I seem to have a boyfriend..."
Li Zexing chuckled and said, "What does that matter...it does matter! Sit down and listen to the class!"
Before he finished speaking, seeing Qiao Shan pull out a pistol from his clothes, Li Zexing changed his face instantly, sat down with a serious face, tilted his head and said angrily to the housekeeper: "Too arrogant! Let the old man shoot him later!" get rid of!"
Butler Daren nodded repeatedly: "Good young master!"
……
"So it's them..." Qiao Shan withdrew his pistol, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Bai Xianchu asked suspiciously, "Do you know them?"
Qiao Shan shook his head: "I don't know him, but I understand a little bit. Have you seen that young master Huahua? He looks very similar to Ling Lingqi in the spaceship."
Bai Xianchu looked at Li Zexing and guessed, "What's their relationship?"
"I do not know then……"
Qiao Shan looked at the cowardly and arrogant Li Zexing, and then at Professor Jiang Si on the podium. He didn't understand what the plot was.
"Variable Star Lord" ah!
……
Professor Jiang Si was well-informed and was not affected in the slightest.
Continue to lecture without haste.
"Let me give you an example. For example, two couples, after getting along for a long time, their appearance will gradually become similar. People say this is the appearance of husband and wife, but in fact, this is the genes in the human body imitating each other."
Li Zexing took out a cigar from his suit pocket,
Crossed Erlang's legs.
Professor Jiang Si looked at Li Zexing with a smile: "Student, do you have any comments?"
Putting the cigar on his mouth, the butler Daqin took out the lighter, Li Zexing sneered and said, "I've been facing women all day, why didn't you see that I turned into a woman?"
Professor Jiang Si said: "The human body is very fragile. I believe that one day, most of our bodies will be replaced by artificial organs. At that time, only the brain will be left, and the human organs will be controlled by computers. He has Strong imitation ability, can become anyone or even any object!"
Li Zexing interrupted: "I wonder if it can be turned into a cigar?"
"It's theoretically possible!"
Professor Jiang Si came to Li Zexing's side and said with a smile: "This classmate is very interested in this question?!"
Li Zexing laughed and said, "Actually, I'm interested in you!"
"A girl with four eyes and steel teeth told me just now that you are his uncle, so I came here to see what you are capable of!"
Behind him, the steel-toothed girl Chongchong grinned.
Professor Jiang Si smiled gently: "I'm starting to dissect it now. If you can stare at me and dissect it for more than 3 minutes, we will study other issues..."
……
"I'm coming!"
Qiao Shan sat up straight, then watched as Professor Jiang Si opened the apron, showing the general teacher on the table.
"I'm starting to dissect the body now!"
Professor Jiang Si picked up a silver laparotomy knife, took a deep breath, glanced at the students who came up, and then at Qiao Shan who was sitting in the back, and cut open the abdomen of Teacher Dati directly.
Blood spurted out, staining Professor Jiang Si's white coat.
The cruelty of the scene is unbearable to look at directly!
Butler Da took the lead in screaming, rolled his eyes and twitched and fell to the ground, the other students also turned pale.
Professor Jiang Si seemed to think that the laparotomy was not easy to use, so he picked up the instrument forceps next to him with a grim face, poked at the general teacher again, and finally picked up the hammer and smashed it!
"vomit--"
One by one the students vomited and fainted, and soon Li Zexing was the only one left.
……
Qiao Shan looked at Bai Xianchu beside him, and found that she also had a slightly pale face, but she still insisted on watching the anatomy course on the podium, but unconsciously exerted strength in holding Qiao Shan's hands.
Shaking his head and smiling, Qiao Shan leaned close to Bai Xianchu's ear and whispered something.
Bai Xianchu blinked, and looked at Qiao Shan in astonishment: "Fake?"
Qiao Shan nodded.
This Professor Jiang Si is so wicked...
(End of this chapter)
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