Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 59 Return to the original owner
"On October 10, Prime Minister Fusang offered sacrifices to the shrine. On that day..."

"Recently, Fusang God's toilet held an autumn toilet cleaning ceremony. According to XX News Agency, on the first day of toilet cleaning, the Prime Minister of Fusang presented toilet paper with the words 'inside.cabinet.general.li.big.chen'... "

"As we all know, the sacred toilet is the spiritual tool and symbol of Fusang's foreign aggression. The 14 pits are even more..."

……

Qiao Shan sat on a stool and called the news page of his mobile phone. A piece of related news has been on the hot search, and netizens are discussing in the comment area, full of indignation!

Everyone's anger was completely ignited!
"I just saw the news, I was so mad! These little devils! Fuck!"

"The mountains and rivers are different, we cannot live together!"

"I just want to know how long it took to get it? My old man is so angry that he can't eat!"

"Don't forget the national humiliation, remember the history."

"I don't know how to repent, I can't forgive! Where's my Italian cannon! Fuck it!"

"We still have Fusang Fengqing Street here, so we are speechless!"

"Forgetting history is tantamount to betrayal."

"..."

……

Qiao Shan was also very angry, especially when he was already in a depressed mood, these news were like leads,
Instantly ignited his nerves!
As I said before, Qiao Shan never felt that he had a perfect personality, nor did he feel that he had a big picture.He is just an ordinary person, like many people, most of the time, he also has the thinking of a small well citizen.

The first thought that flashed through his mind now is:
blow it up!
Before it was changed, this idea could only be an idea, Qiao Shan couldn't realize it at all, and he didn't have the ability to realize it.

"But now..."

Looking at the high-altitude cannonball still in Tianshu, a thought suddenly came to Qiao Shan's mind.

As soon as this idea arises,

Not only could it not be suppressed, but it became clearer and clearer in my mind.

……

It was a surprise to say that at first Qiao Shan thought that the air-dropped shells from time to time were disposable, so he was reluctant to use them.

Only later discovered,
As long as this thing doesn't explode, it can be recycled into the heavenly book.

The countdown will also reset to 3 minutes.

[Effect of use: A cannonball will suddenly land in midair and explode 3 minutes after landing. 】

It was the cooperation of this "summoning bomb" and the Rolls-Royce Phantom that Qiao Shan could escape from the Hangzhou mansion, so this bomb was still very important to Qiao Shan.

But 3 minutes is a bit too long,
It's kind of hard to blow up people,
Can only scare people.

If he couldn't see the news, this bomb might be used as Qiao Shan's exclusive tool to scare the enemy in the future, but when he saw the news, he suddenly found a "perfect home" for this shell!
This cannonball was originally used to escape the world cleverly, and the Japanese army bombed me and the youngest. Later, it became a prize and was drawn by myself.

"I'll give you back the cannonballs you had back then... that's very reasonable!"

Qiao Shan stood up abruptly, his eyes were bright!
……

Qiao Shan found that although his idea was crazy, it seemed not difficult for him to do it!

The shells are perfectly hidden in the book of heaven,
I can send it to the god toilet without any effort!

This step alone solves 99% of the problems.

The more Qiao Shan thought about it, the brighter his eyes became, and finally he took out a pen and paper, and started the strategy directly.

He has a passport, but it is too troublesome to apply for a visa by himself. The most convenient way is to go with a tour group, and then when he visits the toilet, he throws a "small cannon" into the pit by surprise, and the rotten shit explodes.

Question: "How many steps are there to blow up the Yasukuni Shrine?"

first……

Secondly...

At last……

The time went from eight o'clock to 11:30, Qiao Shan put down the carbon black pen, looked at the three feasible strategy plans, and then tore them to pieces and burned them.

Qiao Shan couldn't help putting on a simple and honest smile on his face.

Conclusion: The solution works!
……

……

Money opens the way, and everything will be fine.

On the third day, Qiao Shan took his passport and visa and got on the plane to Tokyo.He was accompanied by more than 40 people traveling in a group.Except for some couples and college students, most of them are the main consumers of this trip - domestic aunts!
Qiao Shan chose the most recent free tour with a group.

Because it is with a group, the requirements for applying for a visa will be simpler. You can choose one of the three options: real estate certificate, 5W deposit, and car driving license.

The three-and-a-half-hour flight took Japan Airlines, and the plane was relatively small. The aunts were very excited, which made the cabin a little noisy.

"This sushi is delicious! It's salmon!"

"JAL's in-flight meal is better than Air China's! Look at this Haagen-Dazs!"

"I came to Fusang this time because of the toilet seat, let me tell you..."

"..."

A few male college students behind the aunt peeped at each other, the atmosphere was very quiet, and seemed out of tune with the bustle in front.

Qiao Shan was sitting with them, listening to music with his eyes closed and resting his mind.

A boy wearing glasses frowned, trying to refute the aunts in front of him, but found that he couldn't speak.

Forget it,

If you don't have enough combat power, admit it!
Another boy couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "If it wasn't for our studies, I would rather give up this trip! Why did I have a brain twitch and choose a Japanese major!"

damn it!
If I had known by now, I would rather not have known Fukada Emi in high school!

……

The five of them are roommates in the same dormitory, and they are all students majoring in Japanese in Jincheng. This trip to Japan is not only for schoolwork, but also to see the local "characteristics".

But now the entire internet environment is anti-Japanese. Their entire Japanese department has been very low-key recently.

Exchange activities between the department and Fuso University have also been cancelled.

Among the five of them, someone wanted to cancel the class activity, but was rejected by the head of the dormitory.

"This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened, everyone calm down." The dark complexion and strong figure said calmly, "It's been more than three years in college, you should have expected this situation a long time ago."

"But boss, we will be scolded when we go back. The relationship between the two countries is so tense recently..."

The sturdy headmaster asked:
"What was your original intention for choosing this major?"

He then said: "I don't know about you, but I chose this major to understand the culture of Fusang. 'Learning skills from foreigners to control foreigners', only by deeply understanding their culture and understanding of their thinking can we find their weaknesses .That’s why I organized this trip to Fusang to complete my schoolwork.”

……

What She Chang said was very frank.

Qiao Shan, who was sitting with them, couldn't help opening his eyes, took off his earphones, and gave a thumbs up to the brother who was obviously from the Northeast.

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(End of this chapter)