Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 87 A Zombie World Without Uncle Ying

"Master Zombie".

This is a zombie movie that Qiao Shan watched on a disc player when he was a child.

The plot of the movie roughly tells the story of the mischievous little zombie running away from home, and the zombie family coming out together to find the little zombie.

Among them, the Taoist priest with rosacea and the captain of the security collude with each other to defraud money.

This rosacea-nosed Taoist priest, there is such a person in the town, but Wang Guoming has always regarded him as a swindler, so Qiao Shan didn't think of him for a while.

"The security captain in the plot is also a match for Sun Ergou..." Qiao Shan's eyes twitched, and he was a little restless.

Although he knew the world he traveled through, Qiao Shan was not happy at all!

First: There are really zombies in this world!

Second: There is no Uncle Ying in this world! ! !
……

This is simply worse!

Zombie films with Uncle Ying and zombie films without Uncle Ying are completely different concepts!

For Qiao Shan, if he had a choice, he would rather travel to the zombie world where Uncle Ying exists!
Without him, please feel at ease!
From the audience's point of view, Uncle Ying's zombie film has a rigorous plot, reasonable contradictions, and a clear story line, and in the end, Uncle Ying must win and destroy all demons and ghosts!
But without Uncle Ying's zombie movies, nothing is guaranteed.

Qiao Shan didn't immediately think that this is the world of "Master Zombie". In addition to watching the movie for a long time, but also because the plot of the movie itself is confusing and the conflict is unclear, it cannot leave a deep impression on the audience.

But from the perspective of a traverser...

In this zombie movie without Uncle Ying, zombies are killing people, Taoist priests are refining corpses to cheat money, there is no good thing at all!
……

"This world...is very dangerous!"

Qiao Shan stuffed the gold watch into his pocket, covered it with the white cloth again, and was lost in thought.

The Taoist priest with rosaceous nose looked like an incompetent liar in the plot, but he was able to destroy flying zombies... and the parents and mother-in-law in the zombie family looked very powerful, but they fell into the hands of the Taoist priest with rosacea. unreasonable!
Although Qiao Shan didn't understand the grading of zombies,

But I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs climbing trees. Flying zombies must belong to a very powerful category among zombies!
The four members of the zombie family look like advanced zombies at first glance!
And that rosacea-nosed Taoist priest couldn't even control the walking dead when he was weak, so he didn't look like a master of Taoism!
……

"Hey! You two come here and carry the corpse to the yard!"

"You know you were killed by a zombie, but you still put it in the house. Why, do you want to wait until night to enjoy the zombie dance?"

Qiao Shan waved at the two security guards, yelled twice, and signaled them to carry the body out.

Although he doesn't understand Maoshan Taoism,
But Qiao Shan still knew the most basic common sense.

First expose the body of the watchman to the sun for a day, and then cremate the body in the afternoon. If the body can still change in this way, Qiao Shan will... have to run away.

After confirming that there are really zombies,

Qiao Shan quickly made a decision to follow his heart.

The world is so big, there is no need to guard this Shigou town all the time, anyway, there are not many adjutants in the town, and there are a lot of adjutants missing him.

Zombies are really so powerful. At worst, go to a place where there are no zombies and wait for the end of the plot. After completing the Tianshu collection world, you will return to the real world immediately.

At most, it will lead to a poorer evaluation of Tianshu.

The most important thing at the moment is to break through the innate realm. As for the zombies... I can't afford to provoke them, and I can't afford to hide them!

……

Qiao Shan crossed his arms, and while looking at the corpse exposed to the sun, he ordered the security team to collect firewood and prepare to set fire to the corpse in the afternoon.

"Hey! What are you doing! What is this for!"

After half an hour, Sun Ergou finally came back.Seeing the dead body in the yard, his face suddenly changed, and he walked in cursing.

Behind him, followed by a Taoist priest with rosacea who looked very wretched, wearing a yellow robe and a mustache.

"Hey! Quick! Carry it in!"

When the Taoist priest with rosacea nose saw it, he immediately tore off the white cloth and covered the corpse again in distress. He picked up the corpse and ran into the house.

"It's a good baby! If it's sunburned, there's nothing we can do!"

The Taoist spit into the palm of his hand, bared his big yellow teeth, and made a gesture with his hands, pointing at Da Gengsi's corpse from a distance!
The corpse twitched for a moment, then stopped moving.

"Fortunately, I came in time! Captain, if I come later, this trip will be in vain..."

"Adjutant Wang!"

Sun Ergou looked at Qiao Shan, stared and scolded: "Who told you to move the corpse? Something went wrong, can you bear the responsibility?!"

"cut!"

Qiao Shan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and looked at the Taoist priest with rosacea: "What are you going to do with this corpse?"

The rosacea Taoist was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Sun Ergou.

Sun Ergou was very angry. He never thought that Qiao Shan would dare to treat him like nothing. Is this still the submissive Adjutant Wang who was ruled by him?

"Good boy! Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

Sun Ergou stared, and habitually reached out to make a pistol gesture!

……

But what is different from the past is that this time Qiao Shan did not shrink back as usual, but opened the holster, raised the pistol, pointed at Sun Ergou from a distance, and said lightly:

"Okay, I want to see if your 'pistol' is faster or my 'pistol' is faster."

"Hey! I..."

boom!
With a gunshot, Sun Ergou froze in place.

Looking at the bullet holes on the ground under his feet, Sun Ergou's legs trembled a little, and he raised his hand tremblingly to point at Qiao Shan. Halfway through, he saw Qiao Shan shaking the gun in his hand with a faint smile, and quickly moved hands down.

"Wang... Adjutant Wang, Captain Wang, are you crazy?!"

Sun Ergou's voice was a little trembling, and sweat was already on his forehead. He squeezed out a stiff smile, and begged for mercy: "If you have something to say, please put it down first, Adjutant Wang..."

Is this guy crazy? !
The magistrate is my brother-in-law!
You are just a stupid scholar sent by the county magistrate's brother-in-law to serve me. How dare you point a gun at me?How dare you shoot me?
……

Qiao Shan ignored him, waved at the four security guards who ran in after hearing the gunshots, and said:
"Take the corpse out and continue to dry it!"

"Also, find more firewood, and make sure to burn the corpse!"

The four security guards looked at each other, and two of them looked at Sun Ergou in surprise and anger, and then at Qiao Shan who was holding a gun. When they rolled their eyes, they were about to raise their spears and point them at Qiao Shan.

boom!
砰

Another two shots!

Qiao Shan squinted his eyes, looked at the two team members in front, and said in a deep voice, "Captain Sun and I have some disagreements, that's our business. Why, I, Adjutant Wang, can't speak well?"

He pointed his gun at Sun Ergou again, and said with a gentle smile:

"Captain, tell me, is what I said effective?"

Sun Ergou looked at the Mauser spear that was broken by Qiao Shan in the hands of the two security guards. The anger on his face disappeared, leaving only a look of horror:
"It works! It works!"

"What are you doing in a daze! Follow Adjutant Wang's orders!"

crazy!

Adjutant Wang is crazy!
……

(End of this chapter)