Ronin: Start with the cotton

Chapter 92
"This little guy..."

The corners of Qiao Shan's eyes twitched, and he looked up and down at the little zombie dressed up by the young master.

This little zombie was dressed in a white robe with embroidered patterns and a prince's hat inlaid with jade. Except for the long gray-blue nails on his palms, he looked no different from an ordinary young master from a rich family.

Especially the way she sat on the ground and cried, as if she had been wronged a lot.

……

But... you are a zombie!

How come it looks like I'm bullying the kids next door?
Qiao Shan rubbed his aching fists, fearing that the crying of the little zombie would call back the zombie father and mother-in-law, he quickly took off the gold watch on his waist, handed it over tentatively, and said in a low voice:

"Hey, I know that you lost this gold watch, and I'm giving it back to you now, so don't cry... You may be older than me, how embarrassing to cry like this! I didn't see clearly just now, it was my fault for hitting you , I'm sorry, okay."

The body of this little guy is really hard!

Qiao Shan felt a little emotional,

I didn't hold back this punch, but this little guy didn't seem to be injured, and his physical resistance is really high!
……

Seeing the gold watch dangling before my eyes,
The little zombie looked at Qiao Shan timidly, seemed to understand his words, nodded aggrievedly,

Sure enough, the obedient one stopped crying.

Qiao Shan hung the gold watch around the little zombie's neck, turned around and poured himself a cup of tea, sat on the edge of the bed, breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the little zombie standing upright against the rules, thought for a while, and asked curiously:
"What's your name? How many years have you been a zombie? Have you ever killed someone?"

The little zombie tilted his head,

First he shook his head blankly, then stretched out his arms and waved his hands stiffly.

……

"Looking at you, you should be a little zombie who has never sucked human blood. I won't send you to Dr. Weird for research..." Qiao Shan murmured a few words, pointed to the window and said, "The gold watch has been returned Here you go, you can go."

Little Zombie: (.)?

The little zombie looked at the window and stayed where he was, as if he didn't understand, and seemed to be playing dumb.

After a while, I saw that the little zombie was still motionless as if it was down,
Qiao Shan seemed to think of something, hesitantly said: "You... don't you want to stay with me?"

The little zombie nodded immediately!
Qiao Shan: "..."

Good guy!Pretty smart!It's up to me!
The little zombie can still blackmail people?
……

Qiao Shan squatted down, looked at the little zombie at the same level, and tried to persuade him: "You ran away from home and sneaked out, right? Do you know that your parents and mother-in-law are looking for you? Go back quickly. You will let the family People are so worried, you have to be a good zombie who listens to your mother! Now, when it’s dark and there’s no one on the road, go home quickly!”

He didn't want to keep the little zombie with him.

He also wanted to rest and sleep, if he left the little zombie, what if the little guy gave him a bite in the middle of the night?
In a world without Uncle Ying, it is better to stay away from zombies.

As for sending the little zombie home in the middle of the night like Agui in the plot, that's even more impossible!

After persuasion, seeing that the little zombie was still indifferent, Qiao Shan decided to be moved with emotion, understand it with reason, and use his own life experience to instill in the little zombie how to be a three-good little zombie that makes the zombie's parents worry-free.

Ten years of tree cultivation,

Centennial Yuzo!

Qiao Shan moved across the small Maza and sat opposite the little zombie, ready to be brainwashed with a righteous face.

this opening,
From the eight honors and eight disgraces, Qiao Shan talked about morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor,

Then I went to find my mother from a little tadpole, and talked about Sanmao Wanderings.

Finally, he sang Jay Chou's "Listen to Mommy" to the little zombie. It was already late at night, and Qiao Shan's voice was a little hoarse.

The little zombie's eyelids trembled, and finally he had heard enough of Qiao Shan's nagging, covered his ears, jumped to the corner of the wall, and yawned.

He raised and lowered his arms, and fell asleep hahaha...

……

The windows rattled in the night wind, and the window screens fluttered and rolled up and down.

Qiao Shan squatted on the ponytail by himself...

Depend on!
Why can't this little zombie understand human language?Can't he see that he doesn't want to take him in at all?
The veins on Qiao Shan's forehead twitched violently, and he clenched his fists tightly.

If it weren't for the cute appearance of the little zombie, and the zombie family flying around somewhere outside, Qiao Shan would have thrown the little zombie out of the window!

take a deep breath~
I took a sip of tea to moisten my throat,
After a while, Qiao Shan calmed down, looked at the sleeping little zombie, thought for a while, then approached quietly, probed the little zombie's breath with his index finger, grabbed the little zombie's wrist, and felt his pulse.

Finally came to an expected answer.

No breathing, no pulse, no heartbeat... This is a dead man!

"It's really strange! How does a zombie have the ability to move? What is it consumed? Spirit energy? Or corpse energy? It doesn't make sense!"

Qiao Shan frowned and thought.

……

Don't look at the little zombie who fell asleep, but he wasn't breathing at all!
More like a parody of the human sleeping state!

Qiao Shan has Cui Daoning's medical skills inherited from memory, and he can be regarded as an expert in traditional Chinese medicine now, but he is still puzzled by the situation of zombies.

"Sure enough, science and medicine have their limits."

Qiao Shan didn't know if it was because the zombie family had sucked human blood. In his opinion, the zombie father and zombie mother-in-law were fierce and mighty, but they were not very intelligent. They were more like wild beasts in the mountains.

But the little zombie in front of him is different. He has his own thinking like a normal child, even smarter and weirder.

It's just that apart from crying and groaning, the little zombie seems unable to speak.

Otherwise, baby zombies are almost indistinguishable from living people.

……

"If it weren't for the support of the zombie family behind you, little guy, you would have been sliced ​​by me for research." Qiao Shan said to himself.

In a sense, Qiao Shan and Dr. Strange are the same kind of people.

They all believe that behind the appearance of all things, there must be the law and essence of its operation.

After studying the little zombie for a while, I didn't get any useful information, and I don't want to try the dangerous ones such as silverware and garlic for the time being.

See it's getting late,

Qiao Shan stopped thinking, picked up the little zombie, and threw it into the coat cupboard.

around the bed,

Qiao Shan tied the red string with the bell to ensure that the little zombie would not be able to surprise him, and fell asleep peacefully.

……

……

Whoa whoa-
Oh oh - oh oh oh ~
As the sky was getting brighter, a rooster crowing sounded on the roof of Qiaoshan's attic!

After he came out of Dr. Strange yesterday, he bought it to ward off evil spirits and exorcise according to Dr. Strange's suggestion and his own knowledge.In addition to the rooster, there are black donkey hooves, black dog blood, garlic, glutinous rice on the roof...

Boom!Boom!Boom!

The wardrobe suddenly shook!

……

Qiao Shan opened his eyes abruptly, sat up straight, and turned his head to look at the morning light outside the window.

Stretching, Qiao Shan closed the bell, got out of bed and opened the closet, and saw the little zombie jumping back and forth in the closet, and the clothes on his body were changed into Qiao Shan's shirt jacket at some point.

The little zombie's expression was a little anxious, as if he didn't like the crowing of the rooster.

Qiao Shan raised his hand and hit a strike of Nine Dragons, and the crowing of the rooster on the top of the attic stopped abruptly.

The little zombie became quiet, looked at Qiao Shan's palm curiously, and lifted it up in a similar manner.

Nothing happened, but the little zombie laughed cheerfully.

……

Qiao Shan turned around to wash his face, and asked casually:

"What do you want to eat, soy milk? Steamed stuffed bun? Or...uh, you should not eat these things..."

Qiao Shan clicked his tongue twice,

Looking back at the little zombie who was hiding in the cabinet and refused to come out, knowing that he was afraid of the morning light coming in from the window, he closed the curtains, changed his clothes and said:

"Little guy, just stay in the closet. I'm going out."

……

Seeing Qiao Shan changing clothes, he went out quickly and disappeared.

The little zombie tilted his head, carefully poked out of the closet, and looked at the subtle light shining through the window screen, with fear and longing in his eyes.

"Humph~"

The little zombie returned to the closet, pinched the door with his small hand, and closed it gently. He hid in the dark closet and opened the gold watch hanging around his neck.

A beautiful melody floats in the cabinet,

The little zombie leaned against the cabinet, wearing Qiao Shan's coat, closed his eyes, and fell asleep again...

　Well, it's going to be on shelves tomorrow, Friday.Everyone remember to support a wave of first order (ˇˇ)
　　
　
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