Her Majesty, please kill me

Chapter 2 Sister-in-law, narrow escape
"On the road!"

There was a clatter of the prison door lock, and three burly and strong men followed the prisoner to Gu Nan's cell.

Without any explanation, he directly forced Suo Nan and set him up.

"I can walk by myself." Gu Nan struggled.

Between the words, one could not hear the slightest loss of soul before the execution.

"Let him go!"

A sharp and eager voice suddenly sounded.

Following the sound, Gu Nan saw a familiar figure standing in the corridor.

The woman is wearing a goose-yellow dress with a silk wrap around her arms, a food box in one hand and a bamboo whip in the other.

"He asked to be beheaded at a quarter of noon." The jailer came swaggeringly, holding two gold ingots in his hand.

"Obey!" Seeing that the boss had got the money, the jailer signaled with his eyes to put the prisoner down.

It is easy to do things with money, and the group left one after another.

"Sister-in-law..."

Gu Nan felt ashamed without warning, and dared not look up at this plump, round and beautiful woman.

With a haggard face, the woman walked into the dark death cell with a bamboo whip tightly, and beat her uncle up and down.

"You are cheap, you committed crimes!" Her hair was disheveled, and she threw away the bamboo whip after a few hits, her eyes were sour, and tears of grievance rolled down:

"I killed you."

Gu Nan habitually admitted his mistakes, "What does it have to do with my sister-in-law? I am extremely stupid and have no brains."

The predecessor was a typical idiot.

"Your brother is dead, and now you have to ask him to kill me. I am the broom star of the Gu family." Xiao Mei's eyes were red, and she was sobbing.

There are folk rumors that Baihu Kefu, she beat her husband to death, and now she wants to kill her brother-in-law.

"Sister-in-law, don't cry. My brother has been ill since he was a child. I deserve what I deserve."

The eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, Gu Nan feels so guilty that he can't help but feel ashamed.

The Gu family's business is all managed by his sister-in-law, and he is addicted to the philandering of luxury and money.

Xiao Mei wiped away the tears, and pressed her fingers and handkerchief on his forehead, "Mrs. Cheng Guogong is a regular customer of our spice shop, and she has a close relationship with the Queen Mother."

"Good luck, your pardon will come down."

Her beautiful eyebrows and eyes were full of exhaustion, she opened the food box as she spoke, filled a bowl of fragrant chicken soup and handed it to Gu Nan.

"It took 1 taels to impress Mrs. Cheng, and we are bankrupt."

Xiao Mei hated that iron could not be made into steel, and really wanted to slap this ineffective little uncle to death.

"I'm sorry..." Gu Nan felt the weakness of his words.

There is no need to gamble on that illusory luck, he can start a new life.

"You're sorry for the Gu family and ancestors, eat quickly!" The sister-in-law forcefully poured chicken soup into his mouth, and said with a straight face:

"The next time I die, I won't care anymore."

Gu Nan vowed:
"Sister-in-law, I swear to quit drinking and sex, and I will never step into the fence again."

Xiao Mei was slightly taken aback, it was rare for her to see seriousness and determination from an unassuming uncle.

Thinking about this prison disaster, he has completely transformed.

She nodded her delicate chin in relief: "It's all about rebooting, you are the only one in the Gu family."

"I will try my best to honor you." Gu Nan said sincerely.

With the Unlimited Krypton Life System, there is still no problem mixing with superiors.

The sister-in-law snorted softly, "Don't cause trouble for me, I will be satisfied."

He was obviously only ten years older, as if a mother was teaching her son a lesson.

pedal!
kick-

There was the sound of hasty and chaotic footsteps, and a beardless eunuch in a python robe appeared in the corridor, followed by the flattering jailers with slanted shoulders.

"Gu Nan, you have been pardoned, immediately enter the palace to meet the Queen Mother!"

The eunuch's voice was full of yin and yang, and he left neatly after speaking.

The beautiful woman showed a relieved expression, and she clenched her fist slightly.

"Hey, why are you still hiding this relationship?" The prison chief said in a slightly flattering tone as he walked into the cell and said cordially:
"Young Master Gu, leave the filthy prison quickly."

As if conjuring, he threw two gold ingots into the food box.

As a treacherous and cunning official, he still has no idea what money should be collected or not.

"Go, don't look back!" The sister-in-law picked up the food box and hurriedly left the prison.

Gu Nan followed behind, but he was thinking about the scene he had just seen.

As soon as the eunuch appeared, he noticed an inexplicable black mist surging.

Information popped up in my mind at the same time.

[Villain value: 2]

Obviously, this long-breathing eunuch was defined as a villain by the system.

But it's also a little guy.

The spring breeze in February, the willows are green.

The outside of the sky prison is covered with a large expanse of blue color, and green ribbons hang down on both sides of the long street, forming rows of branches.

A scene full of vitality and all things competing for development.

Boarding the carriage, the sister-in-law kept repeating, "1 taels of silver is worth spending, Mrs. Cheng Guogong has something to do."

Running a spice shop can get in touch with many powerful wives, and Mrs. Cheng Guogong is the most reliable.

She chewed on the words 'visit the Queen Mother', "What do you mean?"

Wasn't Nan'er pardoned? How could he have the right to meet the empress dowager?

"The Empress Dowager has no right. Your Majesty will decide whether you should pardon me or not. The implication is to let me have an audience with Your Majesty. In fact, it is just a formality."

Gu Nan explained in a low voice.

Xiao Mei suddenly realized, and looked at him up and down, could it be that he was enlightened in a desperate situation, and he had never had such a keen insight before.

"You must remember to be humble, you'd better kneel down and kowtow." She sternly told her, her spine shivered at the thought of His Majesty.

"You don't need to kneel down? Besides, I may not be qualified to see the emperor."

Gu Nan objected, let him kneel down to his hard-working sister-in-law, but kneeling down to the emperor really doesn't have such a concept.

"Are you contradicting me?"

Xiao Mei's eyes were sullen, and she tried to pull his ears.

"Okay, okay." Gu Nan said perfunctorily, already drawing a blueprint for the future in his mind.

He has to pay attention to the most wanted list of criminals in the Shenzhou mainland. It is estimated that more than half of them have villain values. The more vicious they are, the higher the villain values ​​are.

Since there are countless Resurrection Armors, it's like a game. Being a death-death player can not only win, but also disgust the opponent.

The carriage drove into the West Market, there were shops on both sides of the wide alley, and curtains and banners covered the sky above the wide alley.

Along the way, the beautiful woman chattered endlessly, and when she arrived at the spice shop, she urged, "You take a shower and change your clothes, and I'll help you clean your gun."

Gu Nan was at a loss: "?"

The sister-in-law said solemnly:

"The Gu family has been in the army for generations. Since they are determined to change their minds, they must practice marksmanship every day and strive to make contributions to the state of Chu!"

It's no wonder that he dreams of becoming a great general on the battlefield, Gu Nan is now sitting on the system, and has long since lost his dream of being a general.

"A man lives in heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time!"

"I want to stand shoulder to shoulder with gods with a mortal body, and I want people in the world to lower their eyebrows when they see my sister-in-law!"

He is impassioned and his eyes are bright.

Sister-in-law was stunned for a long time, then touched his forehead, "It doesn't look like he's sick."

"I used to like rhetoric, but when I was caught in prison, I said crazy words, but this time I don't have a long memory!"

She poked around and forgot the bamboo whip in the cell.

(End of this chapter)