Genshin Impact: My Wife is General Raiden

Chapter 48 Don't Drink with God
Lin Chen had a dream about Thor all night, and was woken up by Paimeng's small slap the next day.

"Wake up the host, it's noon!"

Paimon lay on Lin Chen's pillow, and urged Lin Chen's ear: "General Thunder and Lightning will think you are poisoned and call a doctor!"

Lin Chen covered his head in pain.

You can't drink alcohol, and you can't eat spicy food.

Lin Chen suffered all night.

The front foot dreamed that Thor was watching a movie with himself, and the back foot dreamed that the popcorn turned into Jueyunjiaojiao.

Lin Chen sighed helplessly, and finally got up from the bed.

After a while, Lin Chen finally got dressed.

While washing, Lin Chen stared at his swollen eyes, and asked in disbelief, "What's wrong with me?"

Paimon looked at it and said, "You ate chili and drank so much wine."

Hearing this, Lin Chen pointed at Paimeng and asked loudly, "Why don't you?"

Paimon tilted his head, frowned and said, "Because I'm not human?"

Do you need to explain such a simple truth?
Where is a human being so cute?And little wings!

Lin Chen couldn't believe it, and murmured in a low voice: "The Fengshen, the Rock God, and the God of Thunder are not human, so wouldn't they be like this?"

Hearing this, Paimon nodded and said, "Yes, they are all gods."

"Have you ever seen a god with acne?"

Lin Chen looked hopeless, and said sadly: "Then they won't have diarrhea because of eating chili, will they?"

Paimon continued to nod, looking at Lin Chen with a trace of pity.

Poor human beings, so delicate!
Lin Chen supported his head with his hands, the expression on his face seemed to be green.

But in fact, Lin Chen's feeling at this time is more terrifying than being green.

It can't even compare to the crooked card drawing this time.

It was obviously a comrade-in-arms who had agreed to get acne together and squatted side by side, but suddenly betrayed himself.

How can this feeling be easily summed up in one word?

Lin Chen sighed, turned and walked towards the bedroom.

Paimeng was curious, and hurriedly followed, and asked suspiciously, "What's the matter with you, host?"

"Aren't we going to the store?"

Lin Chen had already walked to the bed. Hearing this, Lin Chen directly took out a box of mineral water and placed it beside the bed. By the way, he also exchanged ten rough stones for a box of gastrointestinal medicine from the system store.

"not going."

Lin Chen lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, looked straight at the roof, and said without desire, "Take a day off today, or I'll get dehydrated, and you won't have a host."

Paimon nodded, and quickly pulled up the quilt to cover Lin Chen.

Looking at Lin Chen's face, Paimon frowned and leaned against the bed.

"Host……"

Paimon thought for a long time before asking in a low voice, "Would you like to exchange some wet toilet paper?"

Didn't you say that if you eat too spicy, you will be overwhelmed with pain?

What if I get sick?
Hearing this, Lin Chen stretched out his fingers and tapped Paimon's head, gritted his teeth and said, "No need! I don't have hemorrhoids!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Chen hugged the quilt angrily and turned around.

Paimon sighed helplessly, flew to sit on the threshold.

It's true, people don't listen to their well-intentioned suggestions, it's up to you to change it then!

But at this time, there is no pavilion.

Zhong Li was lying on the recliner in a daze, and Barbatos was also a little confused.

The two of them touched their mouths at the same time, and then tried to make a sound.

"what!"

"what!"

Sure enough, the voices of the two of them were a little hoarse at this time.

Although it didn't affect his speech, it was obvious that his throat was still a little strained.

"terrible."

Wendy sat aside with lingering fear, her eyes full of fear.

When I went back to Wuyouting last night, I felt scared when I smelled the smell, I couldn't imagine how I ate that thing!

Very good, Lin Chen can't even escape God after a hot pot meal.

"It's really..."

Zhong Li was in a daze, and said, "Lin Chen is really a talent for opening a restaurant."

With this skill, it would be great to help interrogate the prisoners. With two chopsticks down, everyone would have to eat clean.

……

At this moment, Lin Chen was pancakes lying on the bed.

Paimon sat on the threshold idly shaking his feet.

After a while, Paimon said, "Host, you made a lot of achievements yesterday!"

It has to be said that since Lin Chen got acquainted with the gods, the speed at which Lin Chen earned rough stones has accelerated.

These aloof gods stayed by Lin Chen's side, and they were in OOC almost all the time.

This speed is even more outrageous than opening a brothel.

Lin Chen asked weakly: "How much?"

Hearing this, Paimon said, "There are four hundred."

"Now we have money."

It was as if there was no money before.

Lin Chen turned over and said, "Is the store replenished?"

Hearing this, Pai Meng nodded and said: "Pai Meng remembers, every day secretly restocks!"

"While you were preparing the meals yesterday, Paimon quietly went to replenish the food."

Lin Chen, a business genius, works hard as a coolie in the customer service of the cheating system.

Lin Chen nodded, turned around and fell asleep again.

General Lei Dian was worried about Lin Chen, so he came here early on purpose, and brought the white porridge specially made by the kitchen.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xiao Paimeng sitting on the threshold with a bored expression on his face.

Thor asked curiously, "Where is Mr. Lin?"

Paimon raised his head and said in a low voice, "It's sleeping inside."

Hearing this, Thunder God frowned and said, "Are you still sleeping? Have you slept for too long?"

Paimon shook his head quickly, and explained in a low voice: "I woke up at noon, and fell asleep just now after feeling unwell."

Hearing this, Thor was helpless.

She went in quietly and put the food box on the bedside before she came out.

Really, it is not good to drink with anyone, but to drink with God.

Not to mention the alcoholic Barbatos, old man Zhongli would have to overthrow an ordinary person with just two casual bites!
Thor touched Paimon's head and said, "Are you sleepy? Do you want to take a rest too?"

Paimon shook his head, and said, "I'm not sleepy, General, go and do your work, it's fine."

Thor smiled, turned and went out.

Seeing Thor's back, Paimon frowned in a rare way, and muttered something in a low voice.

"Be a good god, why did you fall in love with an unscrupulous husband?"

Pai Meng was puzzled, and simply sat beside Lin Chen, staring at Lin Chen.

No matter how you look at it, Paimon feels that Lin Chen has a bad stomach.

……

After sleeping for two hours, Lin Chen finally opened his eyes.

Stretching lazily, Lin Chen sighed.

It's been so many days, it's really not easy to sleep so well for the first time.

Paimon was dozing off while sitting on the pillow, and suddenly woke up when he noticed Lin Chen's movement.

"You're awake!"

Paimon looked at Lin Chen, pointed to the lunch box beside him and said, "This is brought over by the general, I didn't disturb you when I saw you sleeping."

(End of this chapter)