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Chapter 13 The Mischief at the Cultural Gala

Closer to home.

Yu Tian gave them a blank look: "Brothers have been gifted since childhood, and in a dream, they have been taught by the gods and men to teach the inner family breathing skills, and they have been able to go up the mountain and down the Dragon Palace (200 words omitted) and are ready to save all mankind!"

Practice your eloquence first, damn, in the future, you will pour chicken soup for the soul of people all over the world. How can you do it without a good eloquence?

The few in the dormitory were probably really exhausted, they didn't move at all, and let Yu Tian play tricks there.

"Hey, brothers, my younger brother dreamed about traveling to the west last night, and I suddenly had an inspiration. I wrote a little song, and let my younger brother sing it to relieve your fatigue. Get up and listen carefully!"

Yu Tian put the guitar on his back, put on a funny pose, and sang in a fake way:
"The sun winked at me
the birds sing to me

"

This half-talking, half-singing, like a nursery rhyme, and the outrageous singing amused the three little brothers, thinking that Yu Tian was still playing tricks, and continued to pretend to be a dead dog.

".
I want to pick the most beautiful flowers
Give me a little publicity"

Yutian pretended to be a dog-legged person bending over to pick and present flowers, then suddenly slapped his head and said to himself: "Oh, yes, the king arranged for our small group of mountain patrols to pay special attention to foreign monks. Work, work."

After finishing speaking, he began to sweep the strings vigorously, and his tone changed sharply:
"The king asked me to patrol the mountain~ah~

I turn the world around

The king asked me to patrol the mountain~ah~
catch a monk for dinner

The water of this mountain stream~

Very sweet~
Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals. "

"Yosie, interesting."

"It's fun, the youngest is so talented"

"I'm stupid, youngest, it's Journey to the West, isn't it?"

The three brothers are not quite dead anymore, and they are resurrected with full blood.

Wang Tie was thinking about the lyrics, as well as Yu Tian's funny expressions and movements, and he was having fun there;

Jin Houshi grinned happily while muttering to learn;

Drooling, Zhou Yu crawled over and hugged Yu Tian's thigh: "Brother Tian, ​​idol! Ouba! Smecta."

This song will be popular in the era of entertainment explosion decades later, killing men, women and children, let alone now.

In the following time, everyone turned into a bunch of goblins and filled the room and began to be demons.

The other dormitories were disturbed, and they came here to have a look and refused to leave. The dormitory was filled with all kinds of barbaric voices, some were beating the rice bowl as a gong, some were pretending to be a witch with their throats squeezed, some were reading narration, and There are those who carry a broom and pretend to be Zhu Bajie.
"Fuck, what does it have to do with Bajie?"

In short, all kinds of troubles are like taking medicine.

When I was working hard, I don’t know who mentioned that next week, Shengtian and the nearby city’s literary and art training school will jointly hold a New Year’s Day party, suggesting that this song should be reported as a chorus program.
Fuck it, art school, a girl with a lot of water, you must have this!
Shengtian has a senior brother who has a girlfriend in an art school, but he still refuses to admit it to the outside world, saying that he is a cousin.Everyone is so envious, jealous and hateful, so don’t mention it, I didn’t make up some jokes about my cousin and my cousin (it must be Yu Tian’s participation, how could there be any jokes at that time!), hey!People are not angry, no way!I have to be careful, hoping that others will help introduce girls and engage in social activities.

Binhai School of Arts is less than 2 kilometers away from Shengtian. On weekends, these guys with excess hormones often go around. Usually YY targets are not only Hong Kong and Taiwan stars, but also girls from the art school.

This time it became even more lively, and they began to compete for roles in a row. They all wanted to show their faces on stage. First of all, Yu Tian was excluded because of his inconsistent temperament, and there was one less competitor.

After struggles and compromises, Zhou Yu was elected as the lead singer, Wang Tie and Jin Houshi worked hard to join the dubbing chorus group, and then Yu Tian also mixed in to give ideas on how to arrange.
Zhou Yu was responsible for submitting the program to the organizer of the school party. There were few people in the province, so there were naturally few programs that could be produced. Zhou Yu simply reported Yu Tian's solo "Wishing You a Good Trip" as a consolation to him. prize.

After a few nights of tireless choreography and practice, everyone was gearing up, wailing and screaming, clamoring that they must shock the art school, waiting to see the beauties stunned and covering their mouths with smiles, um, after YY, they are more energetic.

It's hard for a daughter to buy a smile, well, these guys regard the New Year's Day theatrical performance as a place to play pranks.

The New Year's Day party is held in the performance hall of the art school.Yu Tian was dragged by them before, the average appearance of the girls in the art school is far beyond the highest level of the girls in Shengtian (nonsense, there are only a few girls in the sports school), let alone talent, anyway, Yu Tian feels that the program of the party It's not bad, it looks good.

Yu Tian's solo program was arranged in front of Zhou Yu and the others, and the accompaniment was provided by the art school teacher with the accordion accompaniment. After a well-regulated performance, it received very warm applause. Many of the audience below are learning vocal music, and their appreciation level is still above average. worth it.At first, they didn't pay much attention to the originality mentioned by the girl who announced the song. After listening to the song, some people still wrote down Yu Tian's name.Most people think the song is nice and warm, well, he is also pretty handsome.

The programs reported by the Sports Institute were consecutive, and the next one was Zhou Yu's program. Yu Tian hurriedly slipped to the corner under the stage, ready to watch the show. Yu Tian often came up with bad ideas when they were arranging.

The announcer came to the stage to announce: "The next program will continue to be provided by our province's track and field training school. The song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains", songwriter: Yu Tian, ​​adapted from the content of Journey to the West, singer: Zhou Yu Voice: Han Tianlong , Li Shan, Wang Shanmu, Jin Houshi, Liu Hai, Wang Tie, please applaud and welcome!"

I don't know if it's because the last song was extraordinary, or because the name of this song is very special, anyway, the audience applauded enthusiastically.

Zhou Yu walked in front with his guitar on his back, Wang Tie and Houshou lined up behind them on the stage, and the lights on the stage gradually changed from dark to bright.

The audience laughed a little when they saw the performers on the stage. Zhou Yu stood in front, straightened his guitar, and faced the microphone. The five people behind did not line up like a choir, but gathered around a microphone. Everyone is holding gongs, drums, order time and so on. Everyone is in uniform sportswear (there is no money to prepare costumes), a belt is tied around the waist, and a token is hung on the waist. The overall feeling is neither fish nor fowl, very strange.

Then, it moved, the five of them, the eldest and the second, stood in a row, beat the gongs and drums, held the command flag, and walked back and forth on the stage in various funny poses. Zhou Yu slid the strings and played by himself. Sing, let alone, Zhou Yu's typhoon is still good, stronger than Yu Tian.

"The sun winked at me
the birds sing to me

Give me a little publicity"

At the end of the verse, Jin Houshi and the others had already stopped in front of the microphone at the back. Li Shan imitated his eccentric northwest accent and inserted the narration: "Little Xuanfeng, the king has ordered us to strictly investigate various people, especially monks, and we Don't take it lightly!"

Jin Houshi and the others also spoke in a different tone, interjecting in a hurry, "Yes" "Yes" "The king knows about laziness, and we will be punished."

"???"

The audience in the audience were collectively confused, "What is this?", "Sketch or cross talk? Isn't it singing?"

Zhou Yu yelled: "Little ones, get to work!"

Jin Houshi and the others continued to walk while beating gongs and drums and holding flags. Zhou Yu suddenly slid the strings quickly and sang the refrain in a high-pitched voice:

"The king asked me to patrol the mountain~

I turn the world around

Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals"

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty called me to patrol the mountains"

Well, this is the dubbing of the next few brothers, 'Rap' has come up, I don't know if it is the first in the music world.

The prank was a hit!The party has been over for several days, and everyone is still talking about the scene that night
The auditorium is mainly composed of ten-year-old students, who are more likely to accept new and interesting things. For this, they were surprised at the beginning, funny in the middle, and burst into laughter at the end. The unique song and performance form, I like it very much, and I like it so much that I want to explode !Even the school leaders and teachers were not spared in the end.

The lyrics are novel, interesting, with surreal romanticism, and are adapted from the most popular "Journey to the West" story, I like it, I like it so much!
The tune is relaxed, joyful, studious, easy to sing, catchy, I like it!
The lead singer is very handsome and unrestrained, and the others cooperate with each other tacitly, humorous and funny, I like it!
The arrangement is eclectic and non-mainstream, and it caters to the restless hearts of young people. I like it more!
(End of this chapter)