Genshin Impact: Sharks Across the World

Chapter 14 Grass Slime
The water fungus looked at the grass slime, and tears began to accumulate in its eyes: "Human, what's going on with this slime..."

Liu Wuyin said, "Don't worry, it's not an enemy."

The water mushroom beast began to feel aggrieved, and said a little uncomfortable: "I...Of course I know it's not an enemy, I, I didn't mean that, I, I just..."

"Huh?" Liu Wuyin was stunned, looked at it and asked, "What happened?"

Seeing this, the grass slime had a sly look in his eyes, and immediately stuck to Liu Wuyin's body and said, "Human, I like you!"

The water mushroom beast and Liu Wuyin said in unison: "Huh!?"

Liu Wuyin frantically pushed the slime away with his only remaining hand, and said, "Don't make fun of me, no matter how perverted I am, I won't have feelings for monsters."

But the grass slime still stuck to him, saying: "Human, you have to be brave to try everything, I really like you."

"Impossible!" Liu Wuyin immediately said: "I am so paralyzed that I am so ugly, and I am extremely ugly, and I don't speak well. It is impossible for anyone to like me. I still have self-knowledge!"

But the grass slime was still leaning on him, and said, "Humans, let's get closer to the treatment, so that the treatment will be faster."

Liu Wuyin pushed it away and said, "What the hell are you thinking? We've just met. Is it possible that slime's aesthetics are all incomplete beauty like mine?"

The grass slime kept approaching Liu Wuyin, carefully smelling every inch of his body, and said to Liu Wuyin, "Your smell is really good."

Liu Wuyin thought: This guy wants to eat me, right?

At this time, the clothes on the water mushroom beast's head slipped to the ground.

Liu Wuyin looked over after hearing the movement, and asked, "Water mushroom beast, what are you doing?"

Then the water mushroom beast floated to the ground silently, leaving Liu Wuyin in a daze.

Then, the water mushroom beast began to cry softly!
Liu Wuyin was even more confused, and shouted: "You bastard, what are you doing!"

Grass slime smiled and said to Liu Wuyin: "Leave it alone, let's focus on the treatment."

But Liu Wuyin still crawled to the side of the water mushroom beast, mentioned the water mushroom beast and said: "What's the matter with you, did you touch the black mud? Why did it become weird? Could it be that the black mud still has this kind of blood? Negative effect? ​​It has made me gain knowledge."

And the water fungus threw itself into Liu Wuyin's arms, crying aggrievedly, "Human, human..."

Liu Wuyin felt helpless and said, "Did you really touch the black mud? I didn't do anything to make you wrong. What happened?"

Then Liu Wuyin lifted the water mushroom beast above his head, making the tears from the water mushroom beast fall into his mouth.

After the water mushroom found out, it immediately said in fear: "Humans, don't eat me, don't, I don't taste good!"

At this time, the grass slime behind was sweating and asked, "Human, don't you feel pain..."

Liu Wuyin immediately raised his hand and said, "Shh..."

So the grass slime immediately shut up.

Liu Wuyin thought: If the water mushroom beast knows that it is in pain, things will become very troublesome again. Fortunately, this grass slime didn't say anything unnecessary.

Liu Wuyin said to the water mushroom beast: "I didn't eat it, I didn't eat it, don't cry, I just tasted you."

The water mushroom beast yelled in horror: "You just want to eat me!"

Liu Wuyin smiled wickedly and said, "Hey, I was discovered by you."

The water mushroom beast wanted to run away, but came back after running for a while, tremblingly said to Liu Wuyin: "Human, don't eat me, please, please, please, please."

Liu Wuyin held its head and said, "Okay, okay, don't eat it, don't eat it."

At this time, the grass slime came over, continued to treat Liu Wuyin, and then asked him curiously: "Human, where are you going from now on?"

Liu Wuyin thought carefully and said, "Where are you going? Well... I plan to go out from here first, but there is a hole nearby to go out, so it's not too far away. After I go out, I plan to go to Liyue first. Find a few wives, such as Gan Yu, Ke Qing, Yan Fei, Hu Tao..."

At this time, the grass slime hit him in the face with a whip, making him look dazed.

Liu Wuyin asked: "Grass Slime, why did you suddenly hit me?"

Grass Slime said with a smile: "No, I just had a sudden impulse."

"Okay..." Liu Wuyin continued helplessly, "Maybe they won't like me at first, but I will persevere and keep in touch with them every day, every day..."

Snapped!
Liu Wuyin was slapped with a whip again!

Liu Wuyin asked angrily, "What on earth do you want to do!"

The grass slime just smiled and said, "It's all right, I just can't control my whip sometimes, sorry."

Looking at the grass slime with a smile on his face, Liu Wuyin was active inside, thinking, what exactly does it want to do, there must be something tricky in it.

Could it be!Liu Wuyin suddenly remembered, is it trying to tell me that I am too carefree?Indeed, I would be offended if I found out that someone had so many wives.

So Liu Wuyin confidently said to Slime: "Don't worry, I already understand what you mean, I will only marry one person in the future, and I will only marry..."

Snapped!
Another slap!
Liu Wuyin said angrily: "You bastard, you must not understand me!"

Grass slime said: "No, no, I just saw the scumbag, and I couldn't help but..."

Liu Wuyin gritted his teeth and said, "I'm such a scumbag, we've only known each other for a day, and we're not boyfriend and girlfriend, so I don't need to be responsible for your confession!"

The grass slime said indifferently: "I didn't say it was me, I just confessed to you just to amuse you."

Liu Wuyin became angry: "Then why did you hit me!"

Grass slime said: "I just want to tell you... well, forget it, I won't understand if I tell you."

Liu Wuyin grabbed the grass slime and said, "What the hell are you trying to say? You hit me and didn't tell me the reason. Let this be a riddle. You'd better hurry up and say oh, or I'll tie you here and give me free treatment." Three days."

Grass slime said: "Okay, I'll heal you."

"Eh?" Liu Wuyin was stunned: "Are you just accepting it like this? Am I going too far? But forget it, you, a slime, asked for it anyway."

So Liu Wuyin looked at the water mushroom beast and said to it: "Okay, we have a free therapist, do you have any pain, let this slime see it."

But the water mushroom beast was just stunned for a while, and it didn't respond to calling it several times.

So Liu Wuyin yelled loudly: "Water mushroom beast!"

"Ah!" The water mushroom beast asked in panic as if waking up from a dream: "What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Liu Wuyin said, "Do you have any pain?"

The water mushroom said, "No, I don't feel pain anywhere."

Then Liu Wuyin asked again: "Then what were you thinking just now?"

(End of this chapter)