mortal clerk

Chapter 7

Li Laosan heard that the ancestor left a woman's bellyband, and felt quite unbelievable. "What? A woman's bellyband?"

Li's second son was also embarrassed, but he still answered affirmatively: "It is indeed a woman's bellyband!"

The two brothers are both in their 50s, and they are a little embarrassed.On the contrary, Li Qingniu looked indifferent. "Isn't it just a bellyband, Dad, you are making such a fuss."

Seeing this kid, Li Laosan wanted to talk nonsense again and grabbed Li Qingniu's ears. "What do you know, kid? It's all nonsense."

Li Qingniu retorted: "What's so strange about the bellyband, isn't it just the kind of small clothes that Widow Zhang wears!"

Li Laosan was furious when he heard it, grabbed Li Qingniu's ear and kicked him. Li Qingniu had expected it, and dodged with his butt tilted.He covered his ears and ran around the ancestor's tomb, talking stubbornly while running.

"Originally, it's not only Widow Zhang, but also Elder Sister Wang Ergou, and there are two red birds on it! I don't know what's the use of that thing, and I can't take it off even in hot weather!"

Hearing this, Li Laosan really wanted to beat him to death, and ran after him for a few laps, whistling angrily.Seeing the father and son chasing and fighting each other, Li Laoer also released from the serious atmosphere just now, and stopped the two of them with a smile.

"Okay, okay, second child, it's important to talk about business."

While talking, he called Li Qingniu who was hiding on the grave to come down quickly.Seeing Li Laosan's angry look, Li Qingniu dared not come down easily.I had to beg.

"Second Dad, why don't you hold my father first. If you hold him, I'll get off!"

Li Lao Er had no choice but to hold Li Lao Er temporarily. "This kid is mischievous, and he won't suffer when he goes out."

Li Laosan let out a few harsh words, and then continued to ask: "Second brother, then according to what you said, could it be that there is really something precious in that barren tomb in the northeast corner?"

"possible."

"If only I could dig it out and have a look!"

"But digging a grave rashly out of a little doubt, I'm afraid it will be disrespectful to the ancestors!"

While the two were hesitating, Li Qingniu said triumphantly on the head of the ancestor's grave: "Oh, Dad, don't worry about it, there is no hair in the grave except for a rusty iron stick!"

"You kid is talking nonsense, how do you know what's in that grave?"

"I said, Dad, you can't hit me!"

When Li Laosan heard that this boy said this was a sign of trouble, he asked: "What trouble have you got into again, you little brat?"

"It's not entirely my fault, Dad, you are also responsible!"

Li Laosan was dumbfounded when he heard this. Whenever this kid got into trouble, he couldn't reflect on himself, and let his father take the blame again and again.

"What nonsense are you kidding!"

Let's go and grab Li Qingniu and beat him up.Li Laoer hurriedly stopped.

"Third, why don't you let him finish talking first! Little Niu, tell me quickly, how do you know what's in that grave?"

Li Qingniu saw that Li Laosan was held back by Li Laosan, and then he replied: "No, last year's Mid-Autumn Festival, I didn't want to go to herd cattle, but you insisted on letting me go. I had to come with Wang Ergou and the others." Nearby, there was a sudden plop, which startled us. We followed the sound to find it, only to find that the front two legs of our big buffalo had fallen into the grave and could not even get up. We were terrified. "

"and then?"

"Then we tried to find a way to pull the cow out!"

Li Laosan didn't believe it. "Just you kids, how could you pull it out?"

Li Qingniu patted his chest.He proudly said: "What's the matter, I put my back in front of the ox, Wang Ergou and Shugen carried the horns, and the big guy pulled the ox's tail behind, and it pulled out as soon as I tried hard!"

"Uh, you little bastards have quite an idea!"

Li Lao Er didn't care how the cow was pulled out and asked, "What happened after the cow was pulled out?"

"After the cow was pulled out, a big hole appeared on the grave. Wang Ergou and the others made a bet with me that as long as I dared to go down, they would help me mow the cattle grass for two days. As their boss, how could I be scared by a grave? Stopped! So I groped down, and there was nothing in it, and I found a rusty iron rod!"

Hearing this, Li Er Er hurriedly asked, "Where's the iron rod? Where is it?"

Li Laosan also asked: "Hurry up, boy, where is the iron rod? I haven't seen it before."

Li Qingniu shook his head and smiled.

"Isn't this afraid that you will hit me if you find out, and I will throw you away!"

The Li family brothers shouted together: "Throw it away? Where did you throw it away?"

Li Qingniu saw that his father and second father were so nervous, he pointed to the distant water pool timidly and replied: "Here, it's in the water pool over there!"

The two brothers looked at the prestige and thought: Oops, the pool is only five or six feet wide, but they knew it was deep since they were young!
Thinking of this, Li Laoer was also very angry, and he wanted to beat Li Qingniu down from the grave.

"You kid is too lawless, you dare to throw things from the ancestors' graves!"

Li Laosan saw that the second brother was really angry, and quickly grabbed Li Laoer's raised hand to dissuade him.

"Second brother, second brother, don't worry, let's go and see, maybe we can fish it out!"

Seeing the third brother come to hold his hand, Li's second child immediately understood, how loud his brother shouted every time, but when he really wanted to do it, he couldn't bear it!

"Oh, that's the only way to go!"

Li Qingniu saw that his second father always smiled when he saw him, but today he really wanted to beat him up, so he immediately behaved well.

"Second Dad, I'll take you there, I'm sure it's still inside, I'm good at swimming!"

When they reached the edge of the pool, the three of them circled around the pool, except for a puddle of dark green water, how could there be any iron bars!Li Laoer was so anxious that he took off his clothes and wanted to go into the water to fish.Li Laosan hurriedly stopped him.

"Second brother, what are you doing? You are over 50 people, and the water in this cold pool is freezing to the bone, and it is bottomless! Forget it, it's just a rusty iron rod. If you don't see it, you won't see it." That's it!"

Second Li's anger soared. "What do you know, this may be our family's secret for more than 600 years! Oh! This kid! What a nonsense."

Seeing that his second dad was about to enter the water, Li Qingniu said anxiously: "Second dad, don't be angry, I'm good at swimming, I'll go fish it!"

After speaking, he took off his coat and jumped into the pool with a plop.The two brothers of the Li family by the pool were still arguing and didn't react for a while. When they tried to stop them, there was only a circle of water in the pool.

"Little Niu, Xiao Niu, why are you going down, come up quickly!"

He yelled twice and there was no response, Li Laosan didn't care to take off his clothes, so he jumped into the pool.Li Lao Er instinctively grabbed, and just grabbed Li San's sleeve, and Li Lao San was stuck by the pool.

Li Laosan, who was stuck by the water, pushed Li Laoer's hand hard and cried, "Brother, let go, I'll go get the calf, let go!"

Li Laoer refused to let go.

"You can't drink water since you were young, so what's the use of you going there! Wouldn't you die for nothing! Come up quickly, I can water, I'll go!"

At this time, several nearby families who came to worship their ancestors also heard the cries for help, and rushed to fight, and finally pulled Li Laosan ashore by force.

At this time, the second brother Li jumped down again, catching the people who came to the rescue by surprise, thinking what was going on with the two brothers of the Li family?
Li Laosan, who was being hugged, pointed at the water pool with all his strength and shouted: "Niu'er, Niu'er is inside! Help, help!"

Only then did everyone realize that Li Lao Er had gone to the pond to fish for Li Qingniu.Just when everyone was not knowing what to do, they saw a splashing sound in the water and several bubbles appeared.But it was Li Qingniu who supported Li Laoer on his shoulders and floated up.

"Little cow? You."

"This second dad is too heavy, hurry up and help!"

Just now, everyone stepped forward to pull Li Lao Er ashore, pressed down for a while, and spit out a few mouthfuls of water.

Li Qingniu picked up the rocks on the bank, took out a rusty iron rod from the water and threw it on the bank, looking at Li Laosan triumphantly.

"Well, let me say that I can catch it! By the way, why did my second dad come down too? Fortunately, I caught it!"

Li Laosan broke away from his neighbor who was hugging him, and ran over to hug Li Qingniu who had just landed.

"You son of a bitch, why are you so reckless! Dad was scared to death!"

After scolding, he slapped Li Qingniu hard. "You son of a bitch, our old Li's family is almost dead, hurry up and see your second dad!"

At this time, Li Laoer also woke up leisurely, seeing Li Qingniu who was alive and kicking in front of him, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Xiao Niuer, as long as you are fine, as long as you are fine!"

Li Qingniu knew that this disaster was a big one, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, but he thought in his heart, this time, the second father won't think that I caused trouble, so he won't take me to the county...

(End of this chapter)