Poor family mother and son

Chapter 318 "Are you screaming and shitting?"

After Shui Maomao threw out the rope, he jumped lightly and stood on the rope. It turned out that the rope was not very long, and the other end was tied to his boat.

Shui Maomao hunched over and walked on the rope unsteadily, looking as if he might fall into the water at any moment.

But Xiaobao, who was pulling the end of the rope, found that he didn't need to use much strength to tighten the rope, and the shaking of Shui Maomao seemed to be in line with the rhythm of the shaking of the rope, and he walked steadily to his boat.

This is light work!Not to mention Xiaobao, Chu Yuan is jealous!

Chu Yuan is the best light kung fu among his brothers, and he has won the true biography of his master, but he has to admire Shui Mao Maolu's hand.

Shui Mao Mao, standing behind Xiao Bao, looked at the back of Xiao Bao's head in a daze for a while, and waited for the other children to finish calling "Grandpa", before he stepped forward and nodded to Shui Mao Mao.

This counts as a greeting.

Gan came to see Shui Damao, a little puzzled: Why doesn't this kid look close to his grandfather?Didn't Shui Maomao adopt them?
This is the second time Gan Lai sees Shui Maomao, the first time he is raw, and the second time he is acquainted, Gan Lai will not treat him as an outsider.

Since you are not an outsider, you are welcome.Gan Lai took off the broken fur on Shui Maomao's head.

"You son of a bitch! You can't get married!" Shui Maomao was furious.

He wasn't angry because his hat was taken off, but because he couldn't stop Gan Lai, the bearded girl's speed of attack.

This girl doesn't look like she has kung fu, how can she snatch the hat from his head?

Gan Lai stared at Shui Mao Mao's head at this moment, and asked suspiciously: "Shouldn't you be their real grandfather? This hair is exactly the same!"

Although Gan Lai was born as a princess, ten years of life as a wild child has already given her no taboos. Survival is the kingly way.

Furthermore, by Chu Qing's side, no one has ever restricted her, and even Chu Qing is partial to her, and she is used to doing whatever she wants, no matter how big or small.

Fortunately, Shui Maomao also has no taboos, and he doesn't feel that this bearded girl disrespects him at all.

"Smelly girl!" Shui Maomao glared at her and said, "If they didn't look like this, they could be thrown away? It's their fate that I will pick them up."

Shui Maomao entered the cabin of the No. [-] boat, saw those jars, and asked Shui Xiaomao, "Is this the shit jars?"

Shui Xiaomao nodded, and Shui Maomao turned to Xiaobao: "Why do you keep the shit jar? Throw it away! Make room for me!"

Xiaobao hesitated, these jars are still very useful.On the boat, Gan came to a girl's house, and it was difficult to clean up the barrels, all relying on these jars.

Gan Lai picked up the last one and left.

Xiaobao asked people to carry all the jars out, but he didn't know where to throw them.

Shui Maomao grabbed the jar and kicked it out one by one, in the direction of the boat on one side.

A man even kicked towards the jar that was flying towards him, and kicked towards another boat.

In this way, after going down several times, those jars arrived on the shore.

After repeating this process, all the "Tuyi" jars on the No. [-] ship arrived on the shore, some were broken, some were not broken, and fell to the side.

"Prodigal stuff! Waste such good jars!" Shui Maomao grumbled dissatisfied.

Gan Lai found out that the first big man to catch the jar was the one who ate his own fried eggs. He was very happy and shouted, "Come up! I'll prepare some eggs for you!"

The man smiled, showing a row of big yellow teeth, and approached with the boat.

When he boarded the boat, what Gan Lai handed him was not fried eggs, but a pig hair toothbrush: "Brush your teeth first!"

The jealousy and defensiveness on Chu Yuan's face disappeared in an instant.

Any bad emotions are always inadvertently provoked by Gan Lai and healed inadvertently.

Xiaobao asked Sanshun's boys to fix these small fishing boats beside his own fleet, and let the men all come on the No. [-] boat.

The men brought by Shui Maomao threw baskets of fish and shrimp from their boats one after another, and Xiao Sining also set the boats on fire for cooking.

Anyway, it was almost noon, and it was time to prepare for dinner.

Xiaobao pointed to Shui Maomao's buttocks: "Believe it or not, there is a jar under your seat."

As soon as Shui Maomao heard it, he showed a disgusted expression, removed the small stool and lifted the board under it, and when he opened it, there was indeed a jar, which was pretty, orange in color.

Shui Maomao took it out, and asked suspiciously: "Who's excrement and urine are so expensive, and they are packed in such a good porcelain jar?"

Xiaobao suppressed a smile: "Mine, it tastes really good, do you want to try it?"

Shui Mao Mao was about to kick it out, Xiao Bao immediately added: "Don't regret it, really don't you want to try it?"

Shui Maomao stared at Xiao Bao's eyes, his eyes were full of guard: "Boy, you taste it first!" After saying that, he stuffed the jar into Xiao Bao's arms, and covered his nose when he was done.

Xiaobao smiled and slapped the yellow mud seal on it, and slapped the mouth of the jar with his hands.

Shui Maomao snatched the jar back: "Stinky boy! Don't tell me sooner!" After speaking, he took the jar and poured it into his mouth.

This is the best-selling "Yuye Qiongjiang Wine" in Kyoto!
Gan Lai has already set up two pots, one is a big deep pot, in which are fried fish cubes with black bean sauce; the other is a frying pan, which has already been brushed with oil, and the egg liquid is poured into it with bows left and right.

A big man stood beside him, brushing his teeth earnestly. After brushing a few times, he poured a mouthful of water, rinsed his mouth with a snort, spit it out, then put some salt on the toothbrush, continued brushing, poured water, and rinsed his mouth again.

Chu Yuan went over, holding a handful of scallions in both hands, naturally pushed the man away from Gan Lai, threw the scallions into the pot, and then stayed there, pretending to stir fry the fish in the pot.

What's so good about this man, he even fried eggs for him himself!

This person is also thick-skinned, and he brushed his teeth by guarding Gan Lai!Grandma is a bear!

Over there, Xiao Sining has already brought Xiaobao and the others a pile of bowls and chopsticks, as well as peanuts, dried tofu, fried river prawns, everything that can be cooked quickly, and put them on the table.

Five boats and ten stoves are all steaming and fragrant.

It was the first time Shui Maomao ate fried peanuts, which had not yet spread to the low-level people in the south of the Yangtze River.

"Peanuts are wine, the more you drink, the more you have."

Drinking without peanuts as an appetizer is soulless.

"It's almost enough!" Xiaobao warned: "It's delicious, but you can't eat too much. My mother said that white wine is the only way to fry peanuts. The fat is too high, and the liver can't stand it. I'll bring you some peanuts later and mix them with salt water. Cooking and eating, and wine, there are only advantages and no disadvantages."

Shui Maomao can't understand what is high in fat or not, and even if he understands it, it's useless, because he said: "Damn it! If you don't want to eat it for me, just say it!"

Xiaobao was very speechless: "Are you screaming and screaming?"

Shui Maomao: "I'm going to scream!"

Xiao Sining rolled his eyes when he heard it: "The melons are on the ground!"

Soon, all the boats had dinner together, except for Xiaobao, who had wine on board, the other boats didn't have any, which made everyone yelled, "San Shun, get us some jars of wine later!"

Want to drink while walking darts?Hmph, no way!
(End of this chapter)