Poor family mother and son
Chapter 341 The Stealing Beard
Chapter 341 The Stealing Beard
In the blink of an eye, the bag thief saw the city gate guard enter a teahouse.After talking to the shopkeeper, he left in a hurry.
The shopkeeper turned around and told the shop assistant to take care of the business, and immediately went out and turned left, walked along the street to an intersection, and turned left again.
The bag thief was not easy to follow this time, because the shopkeeper turned into a small alley, and no one passed by.
I had no choice but to hide on the corner of the street, pretending to line up in front of a letter writing booth, and peeping inside from time to time.
He only saw the shopkeeper enter the second-to-last door in the alley, and didn't come out after entering.
The bag thief looked at the street, took note of the surrounding environment, and then ran to the nearby wonton stall and ordered another bowl of wonton.
Well, the four meat buns are barely full, and I can have some soup and water.
When he drank the last drop of wonton soup, he saw two people coming out of the second-to-last door in the alley from the corner of his eye.
The two were of medium build, and they were dressed as the stewards of a wealthy family. They took out things from the bags hanging on their shoulders and put them on their bodies as they walked.
When they reached the entrance of the alley, the two of them were already covered in rags.
They squatted down and rubbed their hands on the ground, and then wiped their faces and necks, and they became dirty.
They each took out a broken bowl from the burden, and put the burden skin into their arms, and the two beggars were properly settled.
The bag thief watched them change their appearance. Although he was surprised by their identities, he was not very impressed by their cross-dressing skills.
Touching the beard on his face, it was stolen from Gan Lai's bundle in the morning.
Not to mention, this girl's fake beard is really good, and it can stick to her face with her tongue.
Otherwise, it has to be a rich family. This beard is made of real hair, not pony tail hair or dyed hemp silk. It doesn't itch or prick you at all.
You know, it is not easy to buy fake buns and fake beards made of real hair.Body, hair, skin, and parents, basically have money and have no place to buy it.
That girl actually wears one and backs up the other, which is obviously extravagant.
At this moment, Gan Lai was hiding behind Chu Yuan and Xiao Sining, smearing the saliva on his face with his fingers, and pressing his beard vigorously.
Just now, I don't know which blind person scolded her behind her back, which made her sneezed so hard that her beard fell off.
If he hadn't been quick to hold it down, he would have been discovered by the city gate guards.
Kill a thousand swords!
I don't know when I lost my spare whiskers, so I can only use this one that was burned by the fire, and the glue is no longer sticky.It won't stick for a while and it will warp.
Chu Yuan and Xiao Sining didn't pay attention to Gan Lai's beard, they were watching with great interest the Chengmen school captain being made things difficult by Cheng Guogong's servants.
The housekeeper didn't speak up personally, but let the servants who followed him teach the gatekeepers a lesson: "Master, may I ask, what's wrong with the goods of our Duke's Mansion?"
"Don't dare, dare not call him Lord Jun, no, there's nothing wrong with it!" Chengmen Xiaowei put on a smile, but the housekeeper of the Duke's Mansion didn't look at him directly, he was really panicked.
Boy: "Master Jun, may I ask again, what's wrong with our procedures for this batch of goods?"
The captain of Chengmen hurriedly shook his head: "No."
The boy's right hand was in the shape of an "eight" on his chin, and his fingers were still rubbing back and forth, as if rubbing dirty mud: "Oh, there is nothing wrong with the goods, and there is nothing wrong with the procedures, just don't let them in..."
The captain of Chengmen hurriedly interjected: "Hey brothers, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with these things, it's people, people's business!"
The boy nodded suddenly, "Oh, it's not right..."
The captain of Chengmen was sweating on his brow, thinking that you understood.
The boy continued: "It turns out that it is wrong for our family to become the Duke of the state. Excuse me, did my master offend the captain?"
Whoops I'm going!What do I mean? !
The housekeeper of Duke Cheng's mansion originally lowered his eyelids, raised his eyebrows, folded his hands in front of his stomach, and had a haughty posture. Hearing the servant's words, he raised one eyelid and squinted at the captain.
The hot sweat that came out of Chengmen's forehead suddenly turned into cold sweat, and he shook his hands: "My grandpa! What's the matter! You misunderstood, Master Cheng, you misunderstood!"
This second "misunderstanding" was directed at Steward Cheng, who was the boy speaking on behalf of?On behalf of the butler!Who does the steward represent?On behalf of the government of the country!
Did he swallow the guts of a leopard? Dare he say that the Duke offended him? !
"The villain is saying that these delivery people are wrong. Listen to the villain's explanation: they deliver the goods, but they also brought... also brought..."
Do you want to tell me about the corpse?This has sent the soldiers out to find people from "poor families", why haven't they come yet?
How did the people from the Duke's Mansion come so quickly?Obviously all the convoys have been detained, who sent letters to the Duke's Mansion with so many things?Really fucking!
The butler looked tired from standing, and shifted his weight on another foot, his eyes were even more squinting, clearly saying, "Fuck!"Continue to make up!See what new words you can make up!
Chu Yuan didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so how long would it take if we didn't add fuel to the fire at this time: "Mr. Jun, what is the reason?
Goods, you inspected, no problem;
You have checked the procedures, and there is no problem;
If there is no problem, it is to withhold the goods and not let them enter the city, so why did Cheng Guogong offend you?
Even if I offend you, you can't detain us!
We are just a small bodyguard agency that delivers goods to people, whoever offends you, who do you compete with, why do you embarrass us?
These days, it's not easy to make a living, so you should raise your paws, huh? "
I am!
The Chengmen school captain wished he could draw his sword and chop this kid down!
Steward Cheng has already opened both eyes, looking at this kid who pushes his nose up and knows how to take advantage, he finds it interesting.
The captain of Chengmen is not sweating on his forehead, but his whole body is sweating, even the cold and hard armor seems to be attached to his body: "Master Cheng! Butler Cheng! That's not the case, it's... it's... alas, To tell you the truth, they're bringing three dead bodies into the city!"
Before Steward Cheng could react, Chu Yuan immediately said, "Master! Look at what you said! What do you mean we brought three corpses? Didn't I tell you that it was these people who brought the corpses?" , We passed by, and help to transport it!
You have been detained here, even if the reporter can't let us go, what do you want to do?Or, what can you do to settle the case?
Even if you can handle the case on behalf of Mr. Fu Yin, at least you should send someone to inform the Duke's Mansion!
What is this now?Are you trying to let the little ones delay the goods from the Duke's Mansion, and let the Duke's Mansion punish us for our crimes?
I’ve said it all, big brother, it’s not easy to make two money these days, you can’t just deduct people and goods without asking indiscriminately! "
"Shut up!" the captain of Chengmen yelled violently. From the corner of his eye, he saw Steward Cheng's uneasy expression, and immediately squeezed a smile on his face, as if he praised the deliciousness after eating poop: "Master Cheng, Master Cheng! Listen to the little one..."
(End of this chapter)
In the blink of an eye, the bag thief saw the city gate guard enter a teahouse.After talking to the shopkeeper, he left in a hurry.
The shopkeeper turned around and told the shop assistant to take care of the business, and immediately went out and turned left, walked along the street to an intersection, and turned left again.
The bag thief was not easy to follow this time, because the shopkeeper turned into a small alley, and no one passed by.
I had no choice but to hide on the corner of the street, pretending to line up in front of a letter writing booth, and peeping inside from time to time.
He only saw the shopkeeper enter the second-to-last door in the alley, and didn't come out after entering.
The bag thief looked at the street, took note of the surrounding environment, and then ran to the nearby wonton stall and ordered another bowl of wonton.
Well, the four meat buns are barely full, and I can have some soup and water.
When he drank the last drop of wonton soup, he saw two people coming out of the second-to-last door in the alley from the corner of his eye.
The two were of medium build, and they were dressed as the stewards of a wealthy family. They took out things from the bags hanging on their shoulders and put them on their bodies as they walked.
When they reached the entrance of the alley, the two of them were already covered in rags.
They squatted down and rubbed their hands on the ground, and then wiped their faces and necks, and they became dirty.
They each took out a broken bowl from the burden, and put the burden skin into their arms, and the two beggars were properly settled.
The bag thief watched them change their appearance. Although he was surprised by their identities, he was not very impressed by their cross-dressing skills.
Touching the beard on his face, it was stolen from Gan Lai's bundle in the morning.
Not to mention, this girl's fake beard is really good, and it can stick to her face with her tongue.
Otherwise, it has to be a rich family. This beard is made of real hair, not pony tail hair or dyed hemp silk. It doesn't itch or prick you at all.
You know, it is not easy to buy fake buns and fake beards made of real hair.Body, hair, skin, and parents, basically have money and have no place to buy it.
That girl actually wears one and backs up the other, which is obviously extravagant.
At this moment, Gan Lai was hiding behind Chu Yuan and Xiao Sining, smearing the saliva on his face with his fingers, and pressing his beard vigorously.
Just now, I don't know which blind person scolded her behind her back, which made her sneezed so hard that her beard fell off.
If he hadn't been quick to hold it down, he would have been discovered by the city gate guards.
Kill a thousand swords!
I don't know when I lost my spare whiskers, so I can only use this one that was burned by the fire, and the glue is no longer sticky.It won't stick for a while and it will warp.
Chu Yuan and Xiao Sining didn't pay attention to Gan Lai's beard, they were watching with great interest the Chengmen school captain being made things difficult by Cheng Guogong's servants.
The housekeeper didn't speak up personally, but let the servants who followed him teach the gatekeepers a lesson: "Master, may I ask, what's wrong with the goods of our Duke's Mansion?"
"Don't dare, dare not call him Lord Jun, no, there's nothing wrong with it!" Chengmen Xiaowei put on a smile, but the housekeeper of the Duke's Mansion didn't look at him directly, he was really panicked.
Boy: "Master Jun, may I ask again, what's wrong with our procedures for this batch of goods?"
The captain of Chengmen hurriedly shook his head: "No."
The boy's right hand was in the shape of an "eight" on his chin, and his fingers were still rubbing back and forth, as if rubbing dirty mud: "Oh, there is nothing wrong with the goods, and there is nothing wrong with the procedures, just don't let them in..."
The captain of Chengmen hurriedly interjected: "Hey brothers, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with these things, it's people, people's business!"
The boy nodded suddenly, "Oh, it's not right..."
The captain of Chengmen was sweating on his brow, thinking that you understood.
The boy continued: "It turns out that it is wrong for our family to become the Duke of the state. Excuse me, did my master offend the captain?"
Whoops I'm going!What do I mean? !
The housekeeper of Duke Cheng's mansion originally lowered his eyelids, raised his eyebrows, folded his hands in front of his stomach, and had a haughty posture. Hearing the servant's words, he raised one eyelid and squinted at the captain.
The hot sweat that came out of Chengmen's forehead suddenly turned into cold sweat, and he shook his hands: "My grandpa! What's the matter! You misunderstood, Master Cheng, you misunderstood!"
This second "misunderstanding" was directed at Steward Cheng, who was the boy speaking on behalf of?On behalf of the butler!Who does the steward represent?On behalf of the government of the country!
Did he swallow the guts of a leopard? Dare he say that the Duke offended him? !
"The villain is saying that these delivery people are wrong. Listen to the villain's explanation: they deliver the goods, but they also brought... also brought..."
Do you want to tell me about the corpse?This has sent the soldiers out to find people from "poor families", why haven't they come yet?
How did the people from the Duke's Mansion come so quickly?Obviously all the convoys have been detained, who sent letters to the Duke's Mansion with so many things?Really fucking!
The butler looked tired from standing, and shifted his weight on another foot, his eyes were even more squinting, clearly saying, "Fuck!"Continue to make up!See what new words you can make up!
Chu Yuan didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so how long would it take if we didn't add fuel to the fire at this time: "Mr. Jun, what is the reason?
Goods, you inspected, no problem;
You have checked the procedures, and there is no problem;
If there is no problem, it is to withhold the goods and not let them enter the city, so why did Cheng Guogong offend you?
Even if I offend you, you can't detain us!
We are just a small bodyguard agency that delivers goods to people, whoever offends you, who do you compete with, why do you embarrass us?
These days, it's not easy to make a living, so you should raise your paws, huh? "
I am!
The Chengmen school captain wished he could draw his sword and chop this kid down!
Steward Cheng has already opened both eyes, looking at this kid who pushes his nose up and knows how to take advantage, he finds it interesting.
The captain of Chengmen is not sweating on his forehead, but his whole body is sweating, even the cold and hard armor seems to be attached to his body: "Master Cheng! Butler Cheng! That's not the case, it's... it's... alas, To tell you the truth, they're bringing three dead bodies into the city!"
Before Steward Cheng could react, Chu Yuan immediately said, "Master! Look at what you said! What do you mean we brought three corpses? Didn't I tell you that it was these people who brought the corpses?" , We passed by, and help to transport it!
You have been detained here, even if the reporter can't let us go, what do you want to do?Or, what can you do to settle the case?
Even if you can handle the case on behalf of Mr. Fu Yin, at least you should send someone to inform the Duke's Mansion!
What is this now?Are you trying to let the little ones delay the goods from the Duke's Mansion, and let the Duke's Mansion punish us for our crimes?
I’ve said it all, big brother, it’s not easy to make two money these days, you can’t just deduct people and goods without asking indiscriminately! "
"Shut up!" the captain of Chengmen yelled violently. From the corner of his eye, he saw Steward Cheng's uneasy expression, and immediately squeezed a smile on his face, as if he praised the deliciousness after eating poop: "Master Cheng, Master Cheng! Listen to the little one..."
(End of this chapter)
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