Poor family mother and son

Chapter 424
The locusts with their wings and legs removed still have a pot and a half, filled with clean water and sprinkled with salt to soak, let them spit out the black water, and then rinse it off.

Zheng Xiaorou took a large sieve, sifted out as much water as possible from the locusts, and left it to dry.

After dinner, the locusts were drained almost dry.

Everyone ate dinner hastily, because they hadn't passed the memory of eating bugs when they were young, and they were looking forward to eating locusts.

Xiaobao asked Zheng Xiaorou to help him divide the locusts into two parts: "Sister-in-law, let's make two flavors!"

"Okay, what do you say and what do I do!" Zheng Xiaorou readily agreed.

Xiaobao assigned the work to Zheng Xiaorou and Gan Lai. Zheng Xiaorou was in charge of frying the locusts; Gan Lai was in charge of drying the locusts.

The five boats were side by side, and the boys on the boat looked eagerly at the two pots on the bow of Xiaobao's boat.

Standing between the only two women in their group, Xiaobao told Zheng Xiaorou on the left: "Sister-in-law, is this oil [-]% hot now? If so, let's plant locusts."

He doesn't know the temperature either.

Turning his head, he told Gan Lai again: "The pot is hot, oil and salt!"

Seeing the salt evenly sticking to the oiled pan, Xiaobao poured the locusts down and spread them evenly with his hands.

Then turn to the left to look at Zheng Xiaorou's frying pan: "Sister-in-law, it's ready to fish!"

Everyone saw that Xiaobao was too busy taking care of both left and right, so they laughed: "San Shun, it's all up to you to order people around!"

Xiaobao was not angry when he saw the boys who were just talking sarcasticly and doing nothing but waiting to eat. After Zheng Xiaorou fished out the fried locusts and put them into a big basin, he said: "The one who shows strength The time has come!"

I saw Xiaobao grabbed a handful from the bag of crushed peppers, threw them into Ganlai's pot, then went to the chili powder jar, cumin powder, and salt jars, squeezed out a few pinches each, and sprinkled them in his own basin.

Then--

Holding the basin with both hands, Xiaobao shook the basin at a speed that would shake out afterimages. The various powders inside rolled up and down with his shaking, and evenly stuck to the oily locusts.

And his little butt was not idle either, as it shook left and right, his mouth continued to open and close quickly:
"The sun, the moon, and the stars are three wonders in the sky, and the ghosts and gods are all over the sky.

The gods bowed their heads and worshiped, and the evil spirits kept walking when they met.

Sky spirit, earth spirit,
Liujia Liuding listen to my orders,

The golden boys and jade girls lead the heavenly soldiers,

What gods are not subdued, what ghosts are not shocked!
The Qinwu Talisman ordered to wipe out the locusts and goblins, and it is time to carry out..."

While chanting, shaking rapidly, after chanting twice, put the basin on the table: "Brothers are in a hurry, eat!"

Seeing the boys on the boats swish, swish, jump on Xiaobao's boat, ready to eat.

The boat shook suddenly, and Gan Lai, who was imitating Xiaobao's shaking pots of dry-roasted locusts, became anxious and shouted: "Go back!"

The boat is about to be flipped over by them, is that okay? !

The rule of sailing is that the word "turn over" is not allowed, so Gan Lai only cursed "Go back", and didn't curse too much, but everyone could hear her anger.

Taking a closer look, it's no wonder Gan Lai was angry: she imitated Xiaobao's shaking pot, but with great strength, she shook the locusts high. When the boys jumped onto the boat, she couldn't stand still, and the locusts fell to the ground.

In order not to get angry, Chu Yuan hugged the locust back into the pot with the speed of the wind and rain.

Xiaobao also immediately stood beside her and took the iron pot: "It must be like this...Turn the pot slowly...don't shake the spoon so wildly, you see, the bugs are thrown out of the water, let it sit next to the stove and cook slowly. Slow roasting, so that when it comes out of the pan, it can be charred and crispy, and it won't stick to the bottom of the pan."

It's a pity that Xiaobao can say that he can't practice, and the locusts in the pot are still heated unevenly. He is so angry that he picks up the shovel and wants to stir fry.

Zheng Xiaorou understood that it was dry-roasting, but she didn't dare to eat bugs anyway, so she simply took over: "Let me do it."

The temperature of the fried locusts in the pot has been shaken by Xiao Bao to the right temperature. If you don't eat it now, it will burn your mouth, but if you don't eat it, it will be cold.

A group of young men stared anxiously at the delicious food, unable to eat their mouths.

Gan Lai's anger just now hadn't finished yet, seeing the eagerness of this group of people trying to rush over, he couldn't hold back and scolded: "Hold on, don't come here! If you can, you will fly away!" Isn’t it? It’s more jumpy than locusts!”

Chu Yuan brought a stack of plates in a hurry, and hurriedly put them on one by one and sent them over.

My girlfriend has a big temper, we have to be considerate.

To say that the boys of the Chu family really know how to love their daughter-in-law, Bai Jiaxing has already picked up a locust and handed it to the daughter-in-law.

It's a pity that the ass was patted on the horse's leg.

Zheng Xiaorou looked at the pot of locusts with patience to the limit, suddenly one popped out of her mouth, she screamed in fright, fortunately, she didn't throw the pot in her hand.

Chewing and admiring sounds all around: "Hey, it's so delicious!"

"It's delicious, don't look at how ugly this thing is, it smells delicious!"

"This thing can be eaten! Why didn't anyone eat it when we were young?"

"Yeah, I never saw anyone eat it when I was a child."

"When I was young, I heard the old people in the village say that this food cannot be eaten, and the Locust God Temple will punish me."

"I wanted to say it before, but the boss didn't seem to care, so I didn't dare to say it, but I didn't expect it to be so delicious."

"Hey, tell me, if we eat so many locusts, will the locust god punish us?"

It was immediately quiet around.

Everyone's hands reaching for the plate stopped in mid-air.

"It's time to cook!" Zheng Xiaorou put the baked locusts on a plate, and said while filling them: "I see you, Bai Chang is so big! Don't worry, even if you are punished, you won't be able to fall on your heads, locusts I cooked it!"

cut!Return the locust god!What a god!If there is a god in this world, and my mother worships God so devoutly, why doesn't God bless her with health and happiness?Why did the father disregard the relationship between the husband and wife and degrade the mother to an equal wife without punishment?

If there really is a god, and the grandma worships the god so devoutly, why wouldn't the god bless her child and turn the good child into a dog skin man?
No one ate locusts before, so the locusts never came?
Zheng Xiaorou thought in her heart, the shovel that was pulling the locusts shoveled wildly, many locusts were crushed by her.

A woman is so bold, it makes the young man feel ashamed, and the fragrance is so strong that he doesn't care if he is a locust or not?

"My lord, I caught the locusts! I'll catch them tomorrow. Let's see who dares to commit crimes. If there is a way, let the locust god come to me, and see if I don't blow it into a panic!" Xiaobao stretched out his hand to grab the dry-roasted locusts and went It was stuffed in his mouth. He didn't eat it because it wasn't deep-fried just now.

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, as if it wasn't me who was worried just now, they were discussing while eating:

“Dry baked is also delicious!”

"It's delicious! Let me just say it, eat it and finish it!"

"It's still my boss who is amazing, and I'm not afraid of anything!"

"My boss is right. There is nothing terrible about a small bug. No matter how powerful it is, let me tell you, a bug is a bug and cannot become a god! Hey, it can't be! A human can become a god, and a bug can at most become a spirit!"

"That's not necessarily true. If you don't become a god, you can still become a fairy. On our side, everything can become a god and become a fairy. On our side, there are people who worship Huang Daxian."

"What is Huang Daxian?"

"Weasel!"

"Isn't it?"

"Really! What other fox fairy, white fairy, willow fairy, gray fairy..."

"What are you talking about?"

Everyone ate and talked in a rough voice, there was no way, it was across the boat, and I couldn’t hear them without shouting. There were dozens of people, and the sky was full of excitement.

Xiaobao also participated in the "promotional chat": "People, always enshrine the things you fear and worry about, and feel that if you offer them carefully and worship sincerely, these things will no longer embarrass yourself;

But, what should come will always come, for example, locusts, what year is it not?It's just more or less difference;

For another example, what you just said, my mother told me, it is called "Five Immortals", the fox is yellow and the willow is gray, and the five immortals, the fox fairy is a fox, the yellow fairy is a weasel, the white fairy is a hedgehog, and the willow fairy is a hedgehog. Snake, gray fairy is a mouse..."

(End of this chapter)