Lord, your queen is blowing up the world again
Chapter 311 Chasing Wife Crematorium
Chapter 311 Chasing Wife Crematorium
Liu Tao looked skeptical, "Really?! But I think that man is taller and more handsome than yours from the back. His face shouldn't be too ugly, right?"
Song Zhi was not happy about this, "What do you mean?! You mean I'm ugly?!"
Liu Tao: "Ahem, cough, no, I definitely didn't mean that. I just think that this man's back is so handsome, so he should be good-looking, right?"
Song Zhi: "Hmph, you look better without me!"
Which man is not narcissistic, anyway, Song Zhi thinks he is the most handsome in the world!
Liu Tao suggested, "Handsome or not, let's go over and say hello to Sister Fan, and then check out her boyfriend?"
Others agree: "That's right, that's a good point!"
Song Zhi's eyes flickered, "Well, what, since Sister Fan told us that she won't come to the group arena, let's pretend that she didn't come, maybe Sister Fan has some difficulties and doesn't want us to know? So, everyone still don't I went to disturb Sister Fan and her boyfriend earlier, it will be good for her, her boyfriend, or us!"
Liu Tao: "Uh...you are right."
The others also nodded.
Song Zhi heaved a sigh of relief, and then smiled again, "Right, right, let's just watch them leave, and let's save some face for Sister Fan."
Liu Tao: "Alright!"
As a result, several people walked out after seeing Si Fan and Jun Yan got into the car together.
And in the car.
Neither Si Fan nor Jun Yan said a word, and the atmosphere was eerily quiet.
Si Fan crossed his legs and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.
The sound of game fighting came from the mobile phone, and it became more and more intense!
On the surface, Jun Yan was concentrating on driving, but in fact he was anxious inside.
When he was in love for the first time, he was always stretched and helpless when his girlfriend was angry.
It's like a stunned young man, afraid that if he doesn't pay attention, he will run into a wall.
His current strategy is to send Si Fan back temporarily, let her be quiet for one night, and talk about it tomorrow when he finds a chance.
After making up his mind, he could only force himself to focus on driving.
The car was moving very slowly.
He insisted on driving an extra hour for the journey that should have taken half an hour.
When reaching the destination.
Si Fan unbuckled his seat belt without hesitation, pushed open the car door, and walked out without mercy.
Jun Yan frowned, staring at her leaving back, feeling even more depressed.
Pissed off your girlfriend?
What should I do? !
No matter what he thought in his head, he couldn't find the answer.
Just as he was thinking, the phone rang suddenly in the quiet carriage.
He casually grabbed the phone and glanced down, it was Jiang Wang calling.
He took a deep breath, clicked to answer, and said in a deep voice, "What's the matter?"
Jiang Lu's gloating voice came, "I'm fine, but you... it shouldn't be a small matter, right?"
Tsk tsk tsk, this is the first time he saw a guy who gave his girlfriend a man, and he still gave him [-]. Jun Yan is really nb, the number one pacesetter of the Women's Federation!
Jun Yan was expressionless, "If you call here just to make fun of me, I advise you not to!"
Jiang Lu touched the tip of his nose, "Well, I'm here to give you some advice, don't think too bad of me."
Jun Yan focused, "What move?"
Jiang Lu was very self-confident, "To seduce her, with your excellent figure and good looks, it shouldn't be difficult to seduce a woman, right?"
"Besides, have you heard a word? Husbands and wives usually fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. In the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, there are similarities in the same way."
Jun Yan: "..."
What the hell, didn't you want him to die faster?
He lowered his voice, "You are single, there is no need to make me single!"
Jiang Lu: "Ah...why don't you believe that I have good intentions? Brother, I..."
The tip of Jun Yan's tongue touched the back molars, "It's dead."
Not giving Jiang Wang a chance to continue flirting, he hung up the phone directly.
There was a busy tone soon.
Jiang Ruan clicked his tongue, threw the phone on the sofa, and then gave Chen Fei a helpless look.
Chen Fei frowned, "Jiang Shao, what kind of trick did you just do? The master hasn't been in a relationship yet, and the relationship is blank. What if he really does it?!"
Jiang Lu: "Uh...Chen Fei, you are so innocent."
Chen Fei glared at Jiang Juan angrily, what dog eyes? !Where is he innocent?He is cautious and vigilant!
By the way, prevent problems before they happen!
…………
the next day.
When Murong Xiang got up early, he heard movement in the kitchen.
She walked in and saw Jun Yan wearing a bib and making breakfast.
She glanced at the time, it was only 05:30.
I took another look at Jun Yan's breakfast, there are already more than a dozen kinds.
Murong Xiang was very touched, "Son, you have worked hard. I made breakfast for Mommy early in the morning. I am so touched!"
As he spoke, he picked up a piece of egg tart and prepared to stuff it into his mouth.
The next moment, Jun Yan turned around, "I didn't do it for you."
Murong Xiang: "?!"
This egg tart is neither stuffed nor stuffed.
In the end, I still had tears in my mouth.
She was so angry that she slapped Jun Yan's ass, and said loudly, "Stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about?!"
Jun Yan: "..."
Murong Xiang looked angrily, "My old lady went through all kinds of hardships and fed you up with shit and piss. Is that how you treat your old lady?"
Jun Yan: "..."
Murong Xiang wiped away tears that didn't exist at all, "It's better to have nothing than to raise a child without filial piety!"
Jun Yan took a deep breath, squeezed the space between his eyebrows, "Take it and eat."
Murong Xiang smiled like a flower in an instant, and patted Jun Yan on the shoulder, "What a good son!"
After finishing speaking, he picked up his beloved egg tart and prepared to go out.
Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he turned around and said, "Wait, are you cooking for me, or for Si girl?"
"I did it so early, you shouldn't bully her and make her angry, so you want to conquer her with breakfast and let her calm down?"
Jun Yanyou looked at Murong Xiang with a delicate expression.
He asked, "How do you know?"
"You are my son, how could I not know?"
Murong Xiang frowned, "Oh, what a quarrel? Although it is common for couples to quarrel, men who make women angry are not good men. Your future is really worrying!"
Jun Yan: "..."
Murong Xiang said again, "I think you should be able to learn some love skills, just be careful to avoid lightning!"
Jun Yan lowered his eyelids, "Well, is there any recommended learning method?"
Murong Xiang smiled, "I recommend you to read some romance novels about chasing wives and crematoriums. Recently, I am reading a novel by an author named Si Jiuyue. The hero's chasing wives crematorium is very miserable. I will let you read it." See, I just want you to avoid his old ways, and it will definitely help!"
Jun Yan: "..."
The early bird catches the worm, one more!
(End of this chapter)
Liu Tao looked skeptical, "Really?! But I think that man is taller and more handsome than yours from the back. His face shouldn't be too ugly, right?"
Song Zhi was not happy about this, "What do you mean?! You mean I'm ugly?!"
Liu Tao: "Ahem, cough, no, I definitely didn't mean that. I just think that this man's back is so handsome, so he should be good-looking, right?"
Song Zhi: "Hmph, you look better without me!"
Which man is not narcissistic, anyway, Song Zhi thinks he is the most handsome in the world!
Liu Tao suggested, "Handsome or not, let's go over and say hello to Sister Fan, and then check out her boyfriend?"
Others agree: "That's right, that's a good point!"
Song Zhi's eyes flickered, "Well, what, since Sister Fan told us that she won't come to the group arena, let's pretend that she didn't come, maybe Sister Fan has some difficulties and doesn't want us to know? So, everyone still don't I went to disturb Sister Fan and her boyfriend earlier, it will be good for her, her boyfriend, or us!"
Liu Tao: "Uh...you are right."
The others also nodded.
Song Zhi heaved a sigh of relief, and then smiled again, "Right, right, let's just watch them leave, and let's save some face for Sister Fan."
Liu Tao: "Alright!"
As a result, several people walked out after seeing Si Fan and Jun Yan got into the car together.
And in the car.
Neither Si Fan nor Jun Yan said a word, and the atmosphere was eerily quiet.
Si Fan crossed his legs and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.
The sound of game fighting came from the mobile phone, and it became more and more intense!
On the surface, Jun Yan was concentrating on driving, but in fact he was anxious inside.
When he was in love for the first time, he was always stretched and helpless when his girlfriend was angry.
It's like a stunned young man, afraid that if he doesn't pay attention, he will run into a wall.
His current strategy is to send Si Fan back temporarily, let her be quiet for one night, and talk about it tomorrow when he finds a chance.
After making up his mind, he could only force himself to focus on driving.
The car was moving very slowly.
He insisted on driving an extra hour for the journey that should have taken half an hour.
When reaching the destination.
Si Fan unbuckled his seat belt without hesitation, pushed open the car door, and walked out without mercy.
Jun Yan frowned, staring at her leaving back, feeling even more depressed.
Pissed off your girlfriend?
What should I do? !
No matter what he thought in his head, he couldn't find the answer.
Just as he was thinking, the phone rang suddenly in the quiet carriage.
He casually grabbed the phone and glanced down, it was Jiang Wang calling.
He took a deep breath, clicked to answer, and said in a deep voice, "What's the matter?"
Jiang Lu's gloating voice came, "I'm fine, but you... it shouldn't be a small matter, right?"
Tsk tsk tsk, this is the first time he saw a guy who gave his girlfriend a man, and he still gave him [-]. Jun Yan is really nb, the number one pacesetter of the Women's Federation!
Jun Yan was expressionless, "If you call here just to make fun of me, I advise you not to!"
Jiang Lu touched the tip of his nose, "Well, I'm here to give you some advice, don't think too bad of me."
Jun Yan focused, "What move?"
Jiang Lu was very self-confident, "To seduce her, with your excellent figure and good looks, it shouldn't be difficult to seduce a woman, right?"
"Besides, have you heard a word? Husbands and wives usually fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. In the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, there are similarities in the same way."
Jun Yan: "..."
What the hell, didn't you want him to die faster?
He lowered his voice, "You are single, there is no need to make me single!"
Jiang Lu: "Ah...why don't you believe that I have good intentions? Brother, I..."
The tip of Jun Yan's tongue touched the back molars, "It's dead."
Not giving Jiang Wang a chance to continue flirting, he hung up the phone directly.
There was a busy tone soon.
Jiang Ruan clicked his tongue, threw the phone on the sofa, and then gave Chen Fei a helpless look.
Chen Fei frowned, "Jiang Shao, what kind of trick did you just do? The master hasn't been in a relationship yet, and the relationship is blank. What if he really does it?!"
Jiang Lu: "Uh...Chen Fei, you are so innocent."
Chen Fei glared at Jiang Juan angrily, what dog eyes? !Where is he innocent?He is cautious and vigilant!
By the way, prevent problems before they happen!
…………
the next day.
When Murong Xiang got up early, he heard movement in the kitchen.
She walked in and saw Jun Yan wearing a bib and making breakfast.
She glanced at the time, it was only 05:30.
I took another look at Jun Yan's breakfast, there are already more than a dozen kinds.
Murong Xiang was very touched, "Son, you have worked hard. I made breakfast for Mommy early in the morning. I am so touched!"
As he spoke, he picked up a piece of egg tart and prepared to stuff it into his mouth.
The next moment, Jun Yan turned around, "I didn't do it for you."
Murong Xiang: "?!"
This egg tart is neither stuffed nor stuffed.
In the end, I still had tears in my mouth.
She was so angry that she slapped Jun Yan's ass, and said loudly, "Stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about?!"
Jun Yan: "..."
Murong Xiang looked angrily, "My old lady went through all kinds of hardships and fed you up with shit and piss. Is that how you treat your old lady?"
Jun Yan: "..."
Murong Xiang wiped away tears that didn't exist at all, "It's better to have nothing than to raise a child without filial piety!"
Jun Yan took a deep breath, squeezed the space between his eyebrows, "Take it and eat."
Murong Xiang smiled like a flower in an instant, and patted Jun Yan on the shoulder, "What a good son!"
After finishing speaking, he picked up his beloved egg tart and prepared to go out.
Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he turned around and said, "Wait, are you cooking for me, or for Si girl?"
"I did it so early, you shouldn't bully her and make her angry, so you want to conquer her with breakfast and let her calm down?"
Jun Yanyou looked at Murong Xiang with a delicate expression.
He asked, "How do you know?"
"You are my son, how could I not know?"
Murong Xiang frowned, "Oh, what a quarrel? Although it is common for couples to quarrel, men who make women angry are not good men. Your future is really worrying!"
Jun Yan: "..."
Murong Xiang said again, "I think you should be able to learn some love skills, just be careful to avoid lightning!"
Jun Yan lowered his eyelids, "Well, is there any recommended learning method?"
Murong Xiang smiled, "I recommend you to read some romance novels about chasing wives and crematoriums. Recently, I am reading a novel by an author named Si Jiuyue. The hero's chasing wives crematorium is very miserable. I will let you read it." See, I just want you to avoid his old ways, and it will definitely help!"
Jun Yan: "..."
The early bird catches the worm, one more!
(End of this chapter)
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