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Chapter 276 The Adventures of the Full-Level African Emirates

After the devil finished speaking, Niuniu only had two thoughts left in her mind.

The first one: It turns out that the dog blood that the devil said is real dog blood, the kind that is imminent.

The second one: Uncle is really miserable, but she still wants to laugh!
The Demon King explained: "We generally call this kind of unlucky human beings—full-level non-chieftains!"

Niuniu couldn't hold back any of it, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

Hahahahaha! !

It's so funny!
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Niuniu is very tangled now.

From the perspective of morality and ethics, she shouldn't laugh.

But she really couldn't help it!
I don't know what kind of unlucky uncle will be.

(ω)
She is still looking forward to seeing it!
The second after Niu Niu had this thought, when Helian Yaoxun raised his leg to get on the car, he accidentally fell and staggered.

The entire calf was knocked on the fender of the car, although there was no injury.

But a piece of leg hair was clipped!
"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough'" Niuniu was extremely difficult to hold back her laughter.

Sure enough, it is an African chieftain!

Niuniu saw it!

Therefore, her strategy mission this time is to get her uncle out of the curse of dog blood! ?

Simple is very simple, but it takes some time.

I just don't know if her oldest uncle can stand it.

Niuniu turned her head to the side, and quietly looked at the uncle from the corner of her eye.

The eldest uncle sat very upright, his eyes still unconsciously glancing at the illusion around him.

Clearly, he's wary now!

It seems that her eldest uncle also knows about her non-chief physique.

So always be careful when doing things.

When I was at the base before, my uncle didn't even stage a high place like Wutai.

But Niu Niu still saw the picture of the stones thrown on the uncle by the footsteps of the crowd.

Although it was only once, it was still captured by the keen Niu Niu!
o(^')o
It really is very African.

Fortunately, the journey was safe and nothing uncontrollable happened.

However, once at Helen's house
That's where things get interesting.

Before Helian Yaoxun went home, he specially wished Chen Hong to come out to pick him up.

The problem lies here.

As soon as Helian Yaoxun saw his wife, the monstrous grievances were like floods opening the floodgates.
The Yangtze River is rolling in the east!

"Honey, let me tell you, I'm unlucky again today, I'm not in a good mood at all!!"

Helian Yaoxun pretended to cry and ran forward with his arms outstretched, begging his wife to comfort him.

As a result, I didn't run two steps.

Just "biaji" and fell to the ground.

Niu Niu was dumbfounded.

Chen Hong was also dumbfounded, but she reacted quickly and stepped forward to pull him up.

Helian Yaoxun really wanted to cry this time: "The mood is even worse!!"

Chen Hong's face was full of helplessness, but she still had no choice but to comfort her: "Okay, okay, don't be in a bad mood!"

"I snatched you that bottle of Jin Jue Moutai, which is limited to ten bottles in all interstellar worlds today!"

After Chen Hong finished speaking, she realized belatedly that her tone was a bit like coaxing a child!

wrong!

More naive than coaxing children.

After all, her tone of coaxing her son was much more mature than this.

No matter what the trick is, as long as it is useful, it is a good trick!

As soon as Helian Yaoqing finished listening, she immediately stopped being depressed, and said with surprise on her face, "Really!?"

"Where is it?!"

Helian Yaoxun's face was full of surprise.

For some reason, Niu Niu always felt that Uncle's smile was a bit of a bad premonition.

Chen Hong continued coaxing a child and said, "It's in the room, it's on the coffee table, go get it yourself, don't be depressed!"

"Ok!"

He Lianyao ran straight away, rushed into the hall, and grabbed the limited bottle of Jinjue Moutai!

Helian Yaoxun had missed this bottle of Moutai for at least a year, and finally got it this time!
"Look at the hops! Look at the hops! It's so fragrant!!"

He Lianyao quickly shook the bottle and explained to Niuniu.

Niu Niu didn't know much about wine, but she knew that Uncle's posture and the shaking of this magnitude could easily make the wine bottle unstable and fall to the ground.

Especially for people with a non-chief physique like the uncle, it is very dangerous!

She kindly reminded: "Uncle, you have to hold on tight, don't fall to the ground!"

Helian Yaoxun didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all, and was still comforting Niu Niu: "People will not be unlucky all the time, and I squeezed it very tightly, so I won't fall to the ground!"

In order to prove the credibility of his words, Helian Yaoxun shook the wine bottle in his hand vigorously.

Still standing!
However, in the next second, the wine bottle in Helian Yaoxun's hand exploded!
That is, it exploded directly!
It was Helian Yaoxun's strong hands that directly crushed this bottle of Jinjue Moutai!
(_)

He Lianyao was dumbfounded.

Niu Niu was also stupid.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Helian Yaoxun was going to die of anger!

His unlucky physique is too strong!
The wine bottle didn't fall to the ground, but it was crushed by him with bare hands.

There was, however, a sip of wine left in the bottom half of the bottle.

He Lianyao quickly wailed, and immediately suffocated!
Niu Niu was dumbfounded.

(﹏)
Complicated and want to laugh!
"Good wine!"

He Lianyao finished drinking quickly, wiped the remaining wine on his mouth with the back of his hand, and said sassyly.

"I have to say, this good wine has a good reason!"

"It's so fragrant!"

Niuniu said at the side, "Yeah, it's really fragrant, I can smell it from such a distance!"

"That's right. Maybe the capacity is a bit small."

"Scarcity is the most precious thing!" He Lianyao quickly accosted.

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When Chen Hong came out of the kitchen with a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, what he saw was this messy situation.

"What did you do!?"

Chen Hong was dumbfounded.

The Jin Jue Moutai I just bought was drunk on the floor in a blink of an eye.

He Lianyao quickly took a deep breath, suppressed the tears that were about to burst into his eyes, got up and walked towards his wife.

After all, the life of an adult is full of hardships, and we can't cry because of such a trivial matter!
"Wife!!" He Lianyao quickly ran over aggrieved.
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He explained: "This Moutai must have been stored for too long, making the bottle too brittle. I didn't use much force, and it broke directly."

Chen Hong had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, I'll ask someone to buy you another bottle later, you should eat the tomato egg noodles first."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

He Lianyao was very moved. He just took a sip of high-quality wine, and now his stomach is still a little uncomfortable. He just needed a bowl of warm tomato and egg noodles!

To soothe his wounded soul.

However.
(End of this chapter)