Qi wang ye, wang fei, she is crazy again

Chapter 976
Everyone was happy about Mrs. Songlin's relief, and Lin Ruozhang was the happiest among them. Today's Mu Mansion is full of laughter and laughter all day long, very happy.

"I forgot to tell you, I'm pregnant, three months."

Wen Mianmian subconsciously looked at her stomach, "Why did you say that?"

Lin Ruozhang said with a smile: "Always avoid two points."

Three months ago, Liu Kuoyuan's nominal aunt disappeared, and the Liu family didn't make a fuss about it, they just did a simple one. Liu Kuoyuan sent it back, thinking it was a filial piety for his body.

The Mu family and the Liu family are not far or close at present, and the relationship is somewhat delicate, but it does not affect the interests of the Liu family at all. In the eyes of outsiders, even if they are killed, they are still their own sons, and they can really ignore it. ?

"My aunt has been looking forward to your having another child for a long time, and it just so happens that Jing Zhe is getting older, so it won't affect your pregnancy."

Lin Ruozhang nodded with a smile, and said that he hoped the child would be a girl, "I've been envious of Yuluan for a long time."

Wen Mianmian also laughed, and said that he wanted to have another girl to accompany Yu Nuan, "I thought it would be better to have another son, otherwise, who will take care of your cousin's family business?"

Hua Xiurui's little friend is about to inherit the throne, but with Yuluan's delicate and soft appearance, who has the heart to let her take care of it exhaustingly?
"I'm thinking about giving birth to a little girl in the future, but when I regenerate Yunuan will be big enough, maybe I don't need it anymore, forget it, you will be born again."

"I was born as a little cousin, the same."

Lin Ruozhang was overjoyed, "I really convinced you, I can still rely on other people for this matter, but it's a pity that Princess Yunyang went to Beixiangzhou, otherwise, do you still expect her to give birth to another girl?"

Wen Mianmian was also happy, "That's something to count on."

The two were talking lively, and a clear "Aunt Six" came from outside the door, and there was another "Aunt Six" at the same time, Wen Mianmian turned her head, it was Hua Jingqin's daughter Hua Yuran, and Xing Yue's daughter, Ruan Yunhuan, and the two sisters ran in hand in hand and said they wanted to see the little brother.

The ugly Hua Xiaoer was disgusted by the two sisters for a while, grinned, was patted by the old mother and went back to sleep.

"My brother is not fun, let's find Yuluan to play."

Talking about the little sisters ran away holding hands again, Xingyue sent someone to watch this then stepped forward to look at Hua Xiaoer, "You look pretty handsome."

Wen Mianmian smiled, "I would like to borrow your good words."

Thinking of what Xingyue laughed, "Don't be disgusted, it will look better in a few days."

Wen Mianmian asked, "My fifth sister-in-law didn't come?"

"She said she couldn't get away because of something, and Yuran was clamoring to find Huanhuan to play with. Her nanny brought it for her. I thought I might as well bring you here, so that I could play with Yuluan."

Wen Mianmian nodded, "I will bring more in the future. Yuluan has been missing for two days after Xiurui entered the palace, and Manman has to go to school. Now this little girl is quite lonely. Earlier, she was willing to play with the little girls outside. Now I don't want to."

"I haven't been in a good mood for the past two days. She has been looking forward to my newborn sister."

Xingyue sighed twice, "Isn't there the granddaughter of the elder?"

"It can't be delivered every day, can it? Wen Shizi's Xiangxiang is getting bigger, so we can't play together."

Xingyue laughed again, "What's the matter, play with my family Huanhuan, and cover my family Huanhuan from now on.

After talking and joking for a while, Xingyue talked about outside affairs again, Wen Mianmian was bored lying down, and Xingyue and Lin Ruozhang felt that life was better again.

After a few more days, the brothers all came to their senses that this time it had nothing to do with the relatives and the sixth child, which made them quite uneasy. They jumped out one by one to express that they didn't mind the power of the sixth child at all. He is going to be the emperor, what if he has more power in his hands?
"Don't worry, sixth brother, brother will support you in this matter."

Hua Jingyun waved his hand, "Brother, don't say that, it's not conducive to the court situation, if I had agreed a few months earlier, after all, I was a little dizzy at that time, I can't do it now, I absolutely can't do it now."

He said with a serious face, "I am loyal to the emperor and patriotic, and will never do anything that will damage the majesty of my father."

"Don't talk about this again, brother."

Hua Jingchang was very anxious, if the sixth son didn't have to sacrifice himself, he would most likely be the one who sacrificed himself, who made him the boss?
He doesn't want to, he doesn't want to.

"Oh, my back hurts, I can't do it, I need to see a doctor."

Seeing him walk away exaggeratedly leaning on his waist again, Hua Jingyun rolled his eyes, turned and went back to the business department.

Regardless of whether the brothers are willing or not, what should come is still coming. Dong Kezan's mission arrived in late May, led by Dong Kezan's minister Doer and the eldest prince Xiaowu, who came forward to receive them Zhen Guogong, Lord Gu and a group of courtiers.

The sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly on this day. The official roads in the outskirts of the city were lined with green trees, and unknown small flowers stuck their heads tenaciously among the weeds, blooming gorgeously.

Lord Zhen brought a group of people here to greet him first. As the Minister of the Ministry of Rites, Mr. Gu has carefully understood the customs of Dong Kezan before this, and also learned that they do not take a bath. For this reason, he specially instructed the following officials.

The officials felt that it didn't matter, what could be a big deal, and there are many people in Dongshu who don't take a bath, so it's not uncommon to smell sour smell everywhere in summer.

When the sun was rising, Dong Kezan’s mission appeared in everyone’s sight. After a stick of incense, the missions of the two countries officially met. People in Dong Kezan didn’t take a bath at first. In their eyes, feces may be medicine, and they can greet themselves.

Walked all the way on the road again, even though they were cleansed and powdered, as soon as the pungent and ecstasy smell came close to both sides, they couldn't help but drilled into the nasal cavity of the officials of the East Shu, and Mr. Gu asked those who were covering their noses beside him. Someone said, "Put your hands down, how decent it is."

Everyone can only follow suit, and when the two sides come into close contact, Mr. Gu and Mr. Gu are almost not fainted. This is completely different from what they imagined. Seeing Mr. Gu, he smiled and went forward to salute as if nothing had happened. A kind of official behind him I admire it very much, if you don't talk about how others can be ministers, they really can bear what ordinary people can't bear.

Oh, Duke Zhen is more tolerant, he really deserves to be a high-ranking person.

Dong Kezan Minister Doer and the eldest prince Xiaowu can speak Dongshu dialect. Although their expressions are haughty, they are still polite, "Please envoys."

Lord Zhen's expression remained unchanged, as if he could smell everything.

The team of envoys just stopped at the city gate, and the team rearranged. As the music sounded, Minister Dole said with a smile: "It's ok, please."

Not only was there music, but there were also dancers dancing to the music, dancing while walking. Such a lively scene naturally attracted countless people to watch the fun. Just as they were watching, a gust of wind blew, followed by a gust of wind The pungent smell came, "What's the smell, vomit~~~"

Many people began to retch, and they also discovered that the smell came from those envoys, "Too disgusting~~~"

The people wanted to leave, but the officers and soldiers guarding on both sides did not allow them. Not only did they not let them go, but they also asked them to take off the veils covering their faces, "Cheers, hurry up, and wave your hands."

The people are so embarrassed, "Master, can you just wave your hands?"

They didn't want to cheer, and they didn't want to open their mouths at all, "These people are still dancing so happily, they don't care about our lives at all."

They're just here to watch the fun.

The officers and soldiers said, "If you don't cheer, you will go to jail, you choose."

This is related to the perception of the envoys, you must cheer, this is the rule.

The people watching the heat could only cheer with tears in their eyes, and kept waving their hands. They only felt that the stench only penetrated their throats, and their stomachs were overwhelmed. Because they were dancing and walking, the team moved very slowly. The common people feel that the days are like years, and even the guarding officers and soldiers are pale.

The people in the capital don’t take a bath often, the main reason is that it’s inconvenient. Let’s not talk about winter, it’s cold, and it’s normal not to wash it for a few months, but in summer, it can be washed once every half a month, and there is a sour smell. But there is no smell in the wind.

These people don't know how long they haven't washed, vomit~~~
"Everyone cheered, where did your voice go, if you don't make a loud voice, you will go to jail."

The common people could only cheer with tears in their eyes. More than half of Dong Kezan's envoys could not speak Dongshu, but they all showed a satisfied look. Dongshu's people were welcoming them with tears in their eyes!

You can see the importance attached to them.

The team slowly headed towards the palace, and the palace was ready to welcome it. Master Gu, who was secretly shouting mints, never expected the stink to be like this, and only hoped that the emperor would be able to hold on.

Half an hour later, the emperor clenched his fists tightly and saw Dong Kezan's envoys. The Hua Jingchang brothers were also there, and they almost fell down when they smelled the smell. As soon as he thought of a woman with a stinking smell and yellow teeth trying to jump on him by force, he wished he could raise his head to the sky and scream in grief, and immediately felt a little short of breath and a pain in his heart.

Dong Kezan was an envoy who continued to play music and dance for the emperor after he entered the palace. His body smelled strong, but those dancers jumped in from the palace gate all the way. They were sweating a long time ago, and the fresh sweat smell mixed with it The old smell on his body was even more irritating, and the courtiers of Dongshu felt that they had to hold back the urge to retch, if they vomited here, their life would be over.

They have never faced such a difficult time.

The emperor's fingernails were about to sink into his palms, and he even had a smile on his face and said a few words to Dong Kezan's envoys. He felt in his heart that these bastards were here to assassinate him openly.
Originally, he wanted to send people away with a few words, but Minister Doer said that their king specially arranged a dance for His Majesty the Emperor of Dongshu, and wanted to invite His Majesty to appreciate it. What can the Emperor say?
I don't want to watch you dance?
"King You Qing has a heart."

Those sweaty dancers stepped back and replaced with a group of mighty men. At this moment, the emperor was in despair.

Seeing the sweat on Hua Jingchang's forehead, which was crumbling, Hua Jingyun, who was secretly eating mints, touched Hua Jingqin's hand, and motioned for him to give it to Hua Jingchang with his eyes. In his own mouth, and then stretched out his hand, Hua Jingyun could only continue to give, there were many obstacles in the way, Hua Jingchang must be the last one to eat.

The taste of mint melted in the mouth, and the brothers felt much better.

The emperor saw all their small actions, and soon understood what they were doing, and signaled Hua Jingyun with his eyes that it was time to fulfill his filial piety.

Hua Jingyun took the opportunity to step forward, pretending to report something, and quietly delivered the mints to the old father's hand before retreating. The emperor pretended to cough again, and successfully put the mints into his mouth, and felt himself To come alive.

The courtiers of Dongshu were all sharp-eyed. They didn't know what King Annan ate, but their expressions were relieved when they saw the emperor fed something into his mouth. Being stingy, he directly took off the purse and handed it to Mr. Qin from behind. Mr. Qin was overjoyed, he took out one from behind and passed it on one by one
The civil servants were redeemed, and the generals said they could accept it. It's not unusual for the battlefield and the camp to smell like this.

"People have already entered the palace to pay respects to the father, but they haven't seen any princesses."

Xia Shengge came to talk to Wen Mianmian immediately about this matter, "There are quite a few people here, this Dong Kezan is quite interesting, it brings its own drum music, and it has been playing since entering the city gate, accompanied by dancers, dressed very well Gorgeous, she jumped from the gate of the city to the gate of the palace with the music, if Master Gu didn't stop her, she might have jumped all the way in from the gate of the palace."

"Most of the men are sturdy, shirtless, with colorful ropes tied around their necks, and they are extremely strong."

"It just smells a bit strong."

Wen Mianmian was curious, "How big is it?"

Xia Shengge recalled the situation at that time, she could also smell that smell on the second floor of the teahouse, "It's pungent, it smells very uncomfortable."

She was prepared to go, there was a peppermint sachet on the tip of her nose, she didn't smell it very clearly, but she saw someone in the crowd vomited.

Wen Mianmian sighed, "It seems that taking a bath is really a crime."

Xia Shengge said, "I heard that there is a shortage of water in Dongkezan. It's normal not to take a bath. Everyone doesn't wash, and everyone smells bad together. Once you get used to it, you won't be able to smell it."

"Besides, those who haven't bathed for several years, once they wash off the old sludge on their bodies, they are still prone to wind and cold. If they don't know the reason, they will say that this is God's punishment, and they will not dare to take a bath in the future."

Wen Mianmian thought it made sense, but wondered why people didn't get sick without bathing for years?

The two sisters-in-law were gossiping here, and Qinglan ran over quickly, "I would like to report to Princess Anbei that King Anbei fainted in the palace and has been sent back to the palace."

Hua Jingchang dizzy?
Xia Shengge got up quickly, "Do you know what's going on?"

Qinglan shook her head, Xia Shengge was anxious, "I'll go back first."

Wen Mianmian suspected that he did it on purpose, it couldn't be because of the smell, right?
In the afternoon, Master Gu, who had been scolded all over his face, went to the inn where Dong Kezan was staying, asked them to take a bath with a big smile on his face, and said: "Our Dongshu is blessed by the gods and Buddhas in the sky. The gods and Buddhas love cleanliness and will bless everyone who steps into the land of the East Shu."

Minister Dole said that the old sludge on their bodies was given by the gods to protect them and could not be washed off.

Master Gu said: "One side's gods and Buddhas are in charge of one side's affairs, and one side has its own rules. When you arrive at the Eastern Hub, our gods will protect you."

While speaking, he secretly stuffed a string of high-quality pearls for Minister Doer. After seeing it, Minister Doer stuffed the pearls into his arms directly, "You Dongshu have a saying that when you go to the country, do as the Romans do. From now on, we will all wash our hair and take a bath."

Gu lord bowed his hands and said that the palace had prepared a banquet for them to have a good rest. He would come back tomorrow to pick them up for the banquet.
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