Wedding night!My vegetative husband suddenly opened his eyes and kissed me

Chapter 100 Everything has to be tested, but parents do not need to hold a certificate to work
Su Shouli and Yin Yulan didn't understand the deep meaning of Su Sa's words for a moment.

It was Su Yinuo who knew Su Sa better.

After thinking for a while, she understood the wit in Su Sa's words.

The first number in the number world is "1", followed by "2".

The first letter of the alphabet is "A", followed by "B".

So is Su Sa calling them "2B"?

"Mom and Dad, sister is swearing again!" Su Yinuo complained.

"What dirty words?" Su Shouli asked.

"Say we're all 2B." Su Yinuo acted as if he couldn't say it but had to say it.

"Hmph! Ignore her! It's just a quick talk! Now that she has signed, what tricks can she do? Let's go! Let's celebrate with champagne!"

Su Shouli felt very confident at first, but as he spoke, his expression suddenly changed!
wrong!

Fraud!

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!
When Su Sa signed before, Su Shouli thought Su Sa was being fooled.

Looking at it now, she wasn't fooled at all.

Are you acting with them?

Then why did she sign so happily?
This girl is as cunning as a ghost, she can't be so stupid as to throw herself into a trap, right?
Su Shouli hurriedly took out the share transfer document, and turned to the last signature!
really!

Sure enough, something went wrong!
The signature is clean and blank!
Where is Su Sa's signature?
Damn it!
Does the signature fly with long wings?
Or is the file corrupted?

But the folder has always been in Su Shouli's hands!

Su Shouli froze on the spot like a wooden sculpture made of clay, and began to have confused views and doubts about life.

Su Yinuo also saw that the signature was gone, and when he looked at Su Sa, he was full of shock!
No wonder she was pretending to be stupid, it turned out that she had already kept her back!
Damn girl, treat us all like idiots!
Why is she so evil?
In the past, Su Sa would drive stray dogs to bite people, and now she can steal signatures without anyone noticing, what kind of weird tricks does Su Sa have?
Su Yinuo felt a chilling feeling.

"Su Sa, where's your signature?" Yin Yulan screamed.

"Sign it, run away by yourself."

Su Sa took out a pen from her pocket with a smile, and shook it at the three beasts.

"You tampered with this sum?" Su Shouli came to his senses.

Only then did he remember that when Su Sa signed, he didn't ask for the pen given by Yin Yulan, but used the pen he brought with him.

"Yes, in 2B, you can be regarded as a pretty and intelligent B. Sister Sa, let me teach you a good one. This pen is called an automatic disappearing pen, also called a hydrolysis pen. It is based on the principle of photosensitive hydrolysis and makes full use of light. , temperature, atmospheric humidity and other natural conditions make the ink gradually and completely disappear. It is a low-odor and environmentally friendly ink with deionized water as the main raw material, and it is a natural, non-toxic and residue-free technological product. I bought it online, do you want to buy it?" Su Sa said with a smile, tirelessly popularizing science,

Become the most beautiful delivery queen.

When she was with the Su family before, she was always unsmiling and reticent.

So it was disliked by the Su family.

I think she is too cold to approach.

So today Su Sa talked a lot, with a smile on her face all the time.

She wants to tell the animal parents a truth, that is, Sister Sa, when I smile, I am more irritating and hateful than when I am not smiling.

Sure enough, the expressions of the three beasts are all different now, as if the bottom of the pot is broken!
Su Sa brought this hydrolytic pen with her before she came.

It means that before she saw the document, she was already digging a hole for the Su family!
It's ridiculous that the three beasts think they have exhausted all their tricks?

In Su Sa's eyes, their conspiracy is so ridiculous, so trivial, and vulnerable.

It's three jumping clowns!

Three played monkeys with red buttocks!
"Since you know that we are plotting against you, why did you come? Are you sincerely trying to make us look bad? You girl is too insidious!" Yin Yulan gritted her teeth and asked.

Obviously they were the ones who wanted to kill Su Sa, but Su Sa killed him instead.

Instead of criticizing herself, Yin Yulan accused Su Sa of being insidious. It's really a gangster's thinking and rogue logic, which is shameless to the extreme.

"Why don't I come? As I said at the beginning, I think the three of you don't have long hair, otherwise you should be the pillar actors of the big circus. Because you can perform more than the animals in the circus. You can watch it for free Why don't I watch your performance?"

Su Sa chuckled: "Now that the performance is over, I am very satisfied. Mr. Su, don't worry, you can't take away the 15% of the shares if you try your best, just save it. Participate, but as long as I participate, what do you propose, what do I object to. Although I don’t understand company management, I will make trouble.”

The expression on Su Shouli's face was red and then white, and he forced a smile: "Ha...haha, my good daughter, I was really joking before, how can there be any real overnight feud between parents and children? Come back, we Re-sign the contract."

But Su Sa stood up: "Su Shouli, listen carefully, even if you talk like a lotus flower and speak like a glib tongue, I also have a firm heart and will never waver. Want shares? Yes! Take money in exchange! We Clearly mark the price, and don't talk about anything else!"

Su Shouli was anxious: "Su Sa, I gave birth to you! So you can't do this to me!"

His face was ferocious, and his eyes were about to split.

You have to use your father's name to bluff people.

"You gave birth to me? So what!"

Su Sa's eyes were cold: "In this world, you need a driver's license to drive a car, a teacher's certificate to be a teacher, and a chef's certificate to be a cook. But why is it so easy to be a parent? Don't you need a parent's certificate? All things require exams, but parents don’t need a certificate to work, is this fair?”

Su Sa's tone became more and more serious: "If there is an exam for the parental qualification certificate, then many scum who are not worthy of being parents will be wiped out in this world! There will be fewer poor children who are hurt by their parents! Mr. Su, Yin Ma'am! Before I saw you, I had fantasized about the love of my biological parents, but after meeting you, I only wished that I was an orphan!"

Yin Yulan was a little disturbed by Su Sa's words.

Su Shouli, however, was stubborn: "Stop talking nonsense! I gave birth to you! This cannot be changed! I gave you life, and you owe me! You must obey whatever I do!"

When Yin Yulan heard what her husband said, her mind, which was a little shaken, became firm again.

That's right!

You are my birth!
You owe it to me!
No matter how bad I am to you, it is only right and proper!
If you treat me badly, that is hurting nature and reason!
Hearing such shameless words, Su Sa was not angry.

She smiled: "Su Shouli, I know you are a romantic scumbag, you have fucked many women before. So if you mean anything to me, it is that you didn't wear a condom that night. In my heart, The value of you as a father is equal to an unopened set, do you understand?"

Su Yinuo was listening.

Seeing that Su Shouli was rendered speechless by Su Sa, she couldn't help but secretly blamed Su Shouli for not being up to date.

Don't you have ready words to fight back?
For example [If I knew you were like this, I might as well have painted you on the wall back then! 】

It's just that these words are too obscene, Su Yinuo can't say them in public.

That doesn't fit her refreshing green tea personality.

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(End of this chapter)