Great God, the buff is ready for you

Chapter 1 is based on the meaning of the title, the vegetable dog is bronze!

[Confessions are made by children. Adults use seduction directly. The first step of seduction is to abandon human nature. Basically, there are three routines, becoming a cat, becoming a tiger, and becoming a rain-soaked animal. dog. ——Yuji Sakamoto "Quartet"]
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"Crack, click!"

At eight o'clock in the evening, during the gap between the live broadcast and the adjustment screen, Ruan Meng quickly ate a bag of potato chips.

"What mage are you going to play today?"

Ruan Meng casually read a barrage, and shook her head, thinking that the audience friend didn't seem to know her well enough: "I've been playing Mage hard for several days this week, why don't I change it today?"

"To be honest, I have a beautiful younger sister who I have been secretly in love with for many years but can't ask for, and I always want to play..."

"Today the host is going to teach everyone how to play one-handed shooter Gongsunli! I guarantee you will master it once you learn it, and you will be useless if you get used to it!"

Most of the audience was probably used to her being out of touch, so they didn't stop her, but just taunted her in the barrage.

[? ?And not doing business properly!By the way, when will Caigou play such a good hero? 】

[Laughing to death, everyone said it was 'whatever you ask for', how could a vegetable dog know how to play! 】

[The vegetable dog was eating potato chips just now?Oh no, finger licking? 】

Ruan Meng clicked on the rankings and chatted with the audience as usual: "We civilized people don't lick our fingers, I just wiped them with a tissue!"

"What's the matter if you can't play? Are entertainment anchors not allowed to have dreams?"

"Damn it, I'm obviously a cute girl with double eyelids, so don't slander my image every day, okay?"

[Just to tell a joke, Caigou actually talked about dreams with me, did she forget that she was playing Ma Chao and looking for guns everywhere? 】

【exist?Look at the dog's head?Turn on the camera and I believe you didn't lick your fingers! 】

【...Who gave you the courage to play A Li even if you don't know how to play?Liang Jingru? 】

"The camera is impossible to turn on, ranking...ranking——"

"Damn! When did I start ranking! I'm going to play matchmaking!"

Looking at the ban/pick page on the phone screen, Ruan Meng felt a little indescribable.

She would also feel guilty for practicing heroes in ranking.

Fortunately, this account is her previous WeChat account, and she doesn't usually play live broadcasts very much. The new season is still a diamond rank.

——But when she took out A Li, everything was Schrödinger's play.

Against the suspicious eyes of the barrage, Ruan Meng preselected Gongsunli confidently while feeling guilty.

Then he silently prayed that his opponents were all rookies...

Seeing that the barrage began to popularize her past "great achievements", Ruan Meng tried to save her respect: "Don't ruin my reputation, those old things are all done by me in the past, what does it have to do with me now?"

After seeing that the game was about to load, Ruan Meng immediately changed the subject: "Okay, okay, don't interrupt my teaching rhythm all the time! I'm here to teach you how to play Ah Li!"

"Our A Li is a sister with a personality. At the first level, you must first learn the second skill 'Turn in circles'!"

"After this skill is used up, Ah Li's umbrella will move in circles around Ah Li in the air. At this time, we can increase the movement speed."

"After the game is loaded, everyone can see that after the second skill is released, this skill point will light up for four seconds. This is the uniqueness of our little sister A Li."

[Hahaha god TM turn around! 】

[The second skill is clearly called 'Frost Leaf Dance'! 】

[Caigou has changed its name from today, to—earth dog! 】

Ruan Meng turned a blind eye to the barrage. After entering the game, she released a second skill and continued to 'teach': "As long as we press the skill button again within four seconds of throwing the umbrella, we can return to the position where the umbrella was."

"Of course we're on our way now, so we don't need to return the umbrella—"

Before she finished speaking, Ruan Meng lost control of her paw and hit the second skill.

In the blink of an eye, she returned to her own Highland Tower.

On the screen of the mobile phone, Sister A Li stood there silently for two seconds, holding an umbrella and looking around in a daze.

And the soldiers on both sides swayed around, and it seemed that they could fight together within a short distance.

[Hahahahaha actor, actor! 】

[Proof question for everyone, I know that when I was still bronze, I would always return to the umbrella when I played A Li, to prove: What is the level of A Li in the vegetable dog? 】

[Hahaha I will answer this question!From the meaning of the title, the food dog is bronze! 】
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At the same time, a burst of laughter erupted in a male dormitory of University A.

Hearing the slightly familiar female voice, the boy who was reading a book gradually forgot to turn the book in his hand.

Yu Nian pushed down his glasses, stuffed the bookmarks, closed the book, and looked at the live broadcast page on his roommate's computer.

"Watching King's live broadcast?" He pretended to ask casually, and his eyes paused when he realized that there were only games and no portraits on the screen.

"Ah... yes!" The roommate came back to his senses after a while, scratched his head and said, "Is it disturbing your study? Then let's close it first?"

The other roommate who watched the live broadcast together had a tall and strong body, but his expression felt aggrieved for a moment.

But when he saw the books on Yu Nian's desk, the big fool fell silent again.

People are silent, but the voice of the live broadcast is getting clearer.

【"What are you laughing at! I'm just giving you a wrong example, understand? This kind of wrong habit of wanting to click when you see a skill is bright, you must not have it when you are playing Ah Li!"】

【"It looks like your high school teacher—isn't that right? This shows that there is nothing wrong with my teaching!"】

A roommate sighed and decided to turn off the computer resignedly.

After all, Yu Nian's classmate is not only a top student in their computer department, but also a top student who got into their department with the highest score.

This kind of high-intelligence human being who doesn't know what's going on, while gaining the admiration of his roommates, has some privileges.

For example, now, they are embarrassed to watch live games while Yu Nian is reading books.

But at this moment, Yu Nian recalled the logo of the live broadcast platform on the screen, and the nickname of the anchor in the upper right corner just now, smiled and said, "Look at it."

Happiness came too suddenly, and the roommate also cheerfully made concessions in an instant: "Then shall I bring a headset?"

The big fool was wronged again: "What about me? I've been repairing my computer for the past two days..."

"Didn't I give you half of the earphones, or did I wrong you by using one earphone with me?"

"You didn't say it earlier, how could I be wronged as a big man?"

The stupid big man obviously doesn't have any self-knowledge about himself, and he doesn't know what expression he just made inadvertently.

The two roommates bickered for a moment and reached a consensus.

Yu Nian opened his mouth, his eyes flickered, and said vaguely: "It's okay, you can do whatever you want."

Having said that, the roommate still put on the earphones, and Yu Nian returned to his desk to open the book again.

However, the mind is still completely deviated.

The content that he found fascinating before seemed completely out of his mind at this moment.

5 minute later.

Yu Nian sighed softly, and put the books back neatly on the shelf.

Yu Nian turned off his phone to silent, turned on King of Glory, and while waiting for the game to load, his thoughts drifted away.

In my impression, Ruan Meng has always been a well-behaved and sensible student in the eyes of the teacher, because he often asks him questions and occasionally chats with him.

But her sudden suspension of classes before the college entrance examination and her disappearance made him have more complicated and unclear emotions towards her.

Taking back his thoughts, he saw 'soft and cute girl' in the friend list.

Live up to expectations, the content of the game from the spectator perspective is exactly the same as that on the screen of the roommate.

　【Tips】

　　The beginning of the article borrows a little bit of the background of the activities of the sixth anniversary celebration in October-November 2021, but more of them are made up later, and there is no guarantee that all activities and version contents will be based on reality.

　　The level of the author's king is very average. It is recommended that the game part is only for entertainment and do not delve into it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)