fall in love again

Chapter 64 Rat Tail Juice
Jiang Yu was really sleepy, and fell asleep while chatting with Chen Zhi.

She curled up on the single sofa beside her, with her head down and her arms around her legs, just like a baby sleeping in her mother's womb.

The show happened to show the clip where Chen Zhi and Jiang Yu went to the haunted house. When he saw it, Chen Zhi subconsciously said, "You haven't told me yet..."

He turned his head to look at Jiang Yu, saw that she was asleep, and immediately fell silent.

The sound of the TV is not loud, and occasionally there will be two voices of him communicating with Jiang Yu.

Chen Zhi picked up the remote control on the table and pressed the pause button, then turned off the iPad propped on the coffee table before walking to Jiang Yu's side.

She was very quiet when she fell asleep, she didn't have the habit of grinding her teeth and snoring, and her breathing was very light.

The clock hanging on the wall was ticking, Chen Zhi glanced sideways at the time, only to find that it was already one o'clock in the morning.

He squatted down, stared at Jiang Yu's sleeping profile for a long time, and then gave a low laugh.

"If you say I'm unprepared, you're also quite unprepared." Chen Zhi stretched out his hand, wanting to flick Jiang Yu's forehead, but he still couldn't do it.

He is quite strong, if he wakes her up all of a sudden, it's hard for him to explain.

"Oh, I owe you."

Chen Zhi stood up, then bent down, pulled Jiang Yu's arms holding her legs away, put them on his neck and shoulders, and carefully picked her up from the sofa.

"Slim again."

When I hugged her last time, I still had a little flesh on my body. It's only been two days, how could I lose so much weight.

Chen Zhi looked at Jiang Yu in his arms worriedly, then carried her to the bed in the master bedroom, and covered Jiang Yu with a quilt thoughtfully.

Chen Zhi, who covered Jiang Yu with the quilt, did not leave immediately, but sat beside Jiang Yu and stared at her for a long time.

There was a book next to Jiang Yu's bed, and the cover looked like "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Kill Your Ex."

Chen Zhi didn't buy that book, but he was curious about what methods were written in it.

He glanced at the sleeping Jiang Yu, and picked up the book beside her bed like a thief.

"I'll just take a look." He tilted his head and said softly to the sleeping Jiang Yu, "Just take a look and put it back for you."

The sleeping Jiang Yu couldn't respond to him, so he took her silence as her acquiescence.

He turned the first page carefully.

Chen Zhi: "..."

Staring at the first picture, Chen Zhi subconsciously took a deep breath.

Tremblingly, he took out his mobile phone, opened Taobao, took the first picture, and sent it to the shop owner who sold "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Get Your Ex Back".

The owner of the shop may be a night owl, and Chen Zhi received a reply from the shop owner as soon as he sent out the message.

[My Buddha is merciful]: Brother, one family does not buy two products.

[My Buddha is merciful]: Brother, rein in the precipice and turn around.

[My Buddha is compassionate]: Brother, is your girlfriend a man?
Three replies, one more outrageous than the other, especially the last one.

[Speechless]: Not a man.

[Speechless]: The book my girlfriend bought.

[My Buddha is merciful]: Brother, you must recognize yourself, that is your ex-girlfriend.

Chen Zhi: "..."

Chen Zhi suddenly didn't want to talk to him anymore, and even doubted the feasibility of the book "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Get Back Your Ex" written by him.

[Speechless]: Has the shop owner recovered his ex?

[My Buddha is merciful]: I have recovered.

[Speechless]: How did you chase after him?

[My Buddha is merciful]: I was killed by her one hundred and eight times.

[Speechless]: [Your customer questioned you]
[My Buddha is merciful]: [embarrassed]
[My Buddha is compassionate]: [Rat tail juice]

[My Buddha is merciful]: Goodbye brother, I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend!
Chen Zhi: "..."

There is no need to talk to him about this kind of thing.

Chen Zhi turned off the phone screen, glanced sideways at the sleeping Jiang Yu, and then put the book back in its original place.

When putting the book down, Chen Zhi's hands were trembling.

In "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Kill Your Ex", as long as one method is successful, he will die in this life.

Chen Zhi touched the cold sweat with his hand, then turned off the bedside light for Jiang Yu, and then slowly walked out of the master bedroom while leaning on the wall.

...

The program team, who had been in a hurry for two days, gave all the guests a half-day vacation, and Chen Zhi just lay on the bed and slept for a while.

Because of the muted phone, he perfectly missed Shi Wenyang's series of fatal calls.

But Jiang Yu in the master bedroom was not so lucky. Li Songqing's call came in just after dawn.

Jiang Yu has always been a light sleeper. As soon as her mobile phone rang, she sat up from the bed.

She took the mobile phone on the bed, glanced at the caller and immediately connected the call: "Hello?"

She put one hand in her hair, she just started to get violent, and now she is a little dizzy.

"Jiang Yu, have you checked the trending searches?" Li Songqing asked immediately after hearing Jiang Yu's voice.

"Not yet, I just woke up." Jiang Yu raised his head and barely opened his half-closed eyes: "What's wrong with the hot search?"

"It's nothing serious, it's the entertainment list..." Li Songqing paused for two seconds as he spoke, as if he was confirming something.

After confirming, she continued to open her mouth and said: "You and Chen Zhi accounted for ten, and they still have consecutive numbers."

Jiang Yu: "?"

Can this hot search still account for so much?
Jiang Yu asked in disbelief: "Really?"

Li Songqing is also hard to say, "Really."

"..."

Listening to Li Songqing's tone is quite relaxed, it shouldn't be a bad thing after all, but it doesn't sound like a good thing either.

She is on the phone with Li Songqing now, and there is only one mobile phone beside her, and she can't read Weibo.

"Sister Qing, tell me, what are the hot searches?" Jiang Yu only remembered that she posted two promotional Weibo posts last night, and then nothing happened.

It's just that the photo is a bit intimate, but it's not particularly intimate. Anyway, it's all Weibo business and normal publicity, and it's not too much.

"It's hard to say." Li Songqing glanced at the titles without a word, and then asked: "Is your heart able to bear it?"

"It's okay... isn't it?" After experiencing so much abuse, her psychological endurance is much better than before, and she even has a tendency to develop into an impregnable wall.

Li Songqing breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's fine."

Jiang Yu wasn't too panicked at first, but when she heard Li Songqing's relieved voice, her heart beat violently again, and some of the drowsiness she was still carrying disappeared instantly.

"Shall I read it to you?" Li Songqing said "Huh?"

Although Jiang Yu panicked, she still let out a "huh".

"Okay." Li Songqing heard that Jiang Yu was ready, and she was no longer in Moji, "I'm starting."

Jiang Yu said "hmm" again.

Li Songqing: "The first trending article on Weibo, Chen Zhi admitted that he was chasing Jiang Yu."

Li Songqing: "The second most searched article on Weibo, Jiang Yu and Chen Zhi wear couple pajamas to show their affection."

Li Songqing: "The third most searched item on Weibo, Jiang Yu..."

　Sleepy, sleepy, good night!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)