Interpenetrating with the top male gods, the vase actress exploded

Chapter 12: How Funny is Serious Befuddling?
Yu Zijun glanced at the rubbish shredded eggplant he had cut, and then at "Jiang Dier".

Another look at the shredded garbage eggplant, and another look at "Ginger Dier" who is carefully cutting out the garbage cabbage...

I feel stupid all over again...

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

What is this doing?
Are you in a hurry to be selected for the top deceptive behavior award?

After Bo Yue finished cutting, he looked up and saw that Yu Zijun hadn't left yet, he was a little puzzled.

After thinking about it, he sincerely said:

"Thank you."

Yu Zijun was silent:

"..."

Some people may not believe it——

Obviously what I heard was thank you, but I always feel that I have been deeply connoted...

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With a strange mood, Yu Zijun walked back to his cooking table with somewhat heavy legs.

From then on, Bo Yue kept paying attention to Yu Zijun's movements.

Then he discovered—

It turns out that if you want to cook unpalatable dishes, you can mix salt and sugar...

Bo Yue: Got it.

If you want the dish to be more unpalatable, you can also put it on the plate when it is not cooked.

Bo Yue: I learned it again.

Bo Yue "learned" Yu Zijun all the way, and finally made a dish of sweet and sour cabbage that was appalling just by looking at it.

Bo Yue expressed his satisfaction.

Yu Zijun, who had been watched carefully by Bo Yue, said he had nothing to say.

As an artist, he is more sensitive to his gaze. Yu Zijun has long noticed Bo Yue's gaze, and even completed the transformation from being scalp numb to being psychologically numb.

However, at this moment, when he turned around and saw the undisguised satisfaction on the face of "beautiful sister Jiang Dier" with the same appalling stir-fried shredded eggplant that he had made, his young and fragile heart was still shocked again. hit.

Yu Zijun: "..."

Yu Zijun: "???"

Yu Zijun: "!!!"

No, what's so satisfying about this? !
Beautiful sister, you are so good-looking and have such an amazing temperament, why are you...

Yan Kong and Yu Zijun kept shouting in his heart, although he didn't know what he was shouting for.

The program group has already signaled all the guests to put their prepared dishes on the big table, and after the audience tastes these dishes, they will give a comprehensive star rating.

And this star rating will affect the order in which they choose to help cook tomorrow.

When Bo Yue put the dishes on the big table, he heard Tan Shiwen's ridicule on the opposite side.

"Yo, sister Di'er, your cooking is really..."

Perhaps because of the consideration of the camera, Tan Shiwen didn't say what she said later, but the meaning was obvious.

Yu Zijun put the dishes on the big table, and when he heard Tan Shiwen's words, he spoke first:

"Sister Shiwen, the dishes you cook here don't look as good as the lunch you lost your temper and refused to eat last time..."

Tan Shiwen immediately stopped smiling.

Why is Yu Zijun always targeting her?

She looked at "Jiang Di'er" standing beside Yu Zijun, feeling annoyed and angry.

It must be "Jiang Dier" who deliberately spoke ill of Yu Zijun in front of her!
The director of the program group looked at this passage, frowned and said to the staff next to him:
"The post-editing deleted this dialogue."

The staff responded, hesitated for a while, and continued:
"Just now Jiang Di'er's tracking camera caught her..."

The staff told the director what he knew about the strange cooking behavior of "Jiang Dier", and finally asked:

"Do you want to cut this part too?"

The director wondered:

"You mean...she deliberately pretended she couldn't cook?"

The staff said:
"I'm not sure, it's just that this is really weird. Obviously the knife skills are very good, but they insist on cutting the cabbage into garbage, and they have been learning from Yu Zijun, and finally made a dish that doesn't look good...

I really can't figure it out. It stands to reason that if you show good cooking skills in our variety show, it will be more popular after it is broadcast. Why would she do this? "

The director is a fine person, he raised his hand and touched his chin, thought for a while and said:

"In this way, the part where she behaves badly on purpose will be cut out from the main film, but don't delete it completely. You can download this part and save it..."

……

It was already five o'clock in the afternoon after the first episode of the program was recorded.

The sweet and sour cabbage made by Bo Yue got one and a half stars, and this was actually not the lowest among the four.

The lowest is Yu Zijun.

Because compared to undercooked cabbage, undercooked eggplant may also have the risk of food poisoning...

Yu Zijun: "..."

Bo Yue: "..."

When Yu Zijun heard the result, he had a mournful face, looking very sad.

Looking at his "salt" vinegar "half raw" cabbage rated as one and a half stars, Bo Yue was not at all sad.

Only some want to sigh.

For him, a talented chef who has never turned over a car, this day was so dramatic that it could be called "outrageous".

At six o'clock in the afternoon, the familiar feeling of body swap came on time again.

When Jiang Di'er returned to her body and her residence, the first thing she did was pick up her mobile phone and contact Bo Yue.

Ask him about the recording of variety shows today.

Bo Yue told the situation clearly and concisely, Jiang Di'er was speechless at first, and then burst out laughing.

Help, when she thought of Bo Yue saying that he deliberately cut the cabbage ugly, put salt as sugar on purpose, and put the cabbage on the plate before it was cooked, she couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Di'er: [Thank you for your hard work, boss, you really have worked too hard to accommodate my cooking skills...]

Bo Yue: [It's good that you know. 】

At this time, Bo Yue didn't realize that something was wrong, he thought that she was really thanking him for his hard work, and even apologetic for his poor cooking skills.

He thought of Yu Zijun's cooking today, and felt that Jiang Di'er's cooking skills were not alone. Someone was as trash as her to the point of being afraid of being poisoned.

Bo Yue was about to type to mention Yu Zijun to Jiang Dier, and her next message would arrive——

[Although, I'm sorry, it's so funny hahahahahahaha...]

Bo Yue: "..."

Jiang Di'er tapped the screen with her fingers while wiping the tears from her laughter.

Jiang Dier: [Help, I laughed until the automatic sorting of garbage within a hundred miles radius, I laughed until the police cordoned off twenty miles away from me, I laughed until the rooster crowed, elementary school students within a radius of ten miles thought it was dawn and went to school with their schoolbags on their backs, laughed until Earth collapsed and the mountain destroyed the strong men to death, and then the ladders and stone stacks were connected...]

Bo Yue: "?"

Leaning on the sofa, Bo Yue carefully read this long passage three times before raising his hand to reply.

Bo Yue: 【Laughing too hard, take care to protect your throat. 】

Just after sending it out, a call from manager Cui Fulu came in.

Bo Yue connected, and Cui Fulu's voice sounded:

"Tomorrow there is an advertisement to be shot during the day, don't forget it."

Cui Fulu reported a shooting location and said he would come to pick him up early.

Bo Yue responded, and felt that this shooting location sounded familiar.

After thinking about it for a while, I realized——

It happened to be next door to the shooting hall where he recorded the variety show today.

It's a coincidence.

(End of this chapter)