I can't hide my ability

Chapter 18 Backer: The Queen Mother

In the air, the queen mother, who was shrouded in brilliance, saw Erlang God's attitude of admitting his mistake was very good, so she said: "In that case, I will go."

When he heard that the Queen Mother was leaving and did not punish Erlang God severely, Gu Wugen felt a little flustered, although he had not known Erlang God for a long time, but this person will take revenge, once the Queen Mother leaves, he will definitely do it again.

Besides, even if he doesn't do anything today, if he meets him in the future, this person will not let him go.

Therefore, he needs a strong background to support his plan.

He turned his eyes, had an idea, picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, opened a corner of the box, and respectfully said to the Queen Mother: "I don't know if the Queen Mother is here. The villain is so rude. Please prepare a little courtesy and apologize. Please accept it with a smile!" .”

As soon as the lid was lifted, the wonderful smell slipped out along the gap and got into the Queen Mother's nose, which immediately aroused her cravings and memories.

"This...isn't this the sweet-scented osmanthus cake made by Fairy Chang'e?"

This is the only one in the world, and there is nothing more delicious and fragrant than the sweet-scented osmanthus cake made by Chang'e Fairy.

The Queen Mother, who wanted to be reserved and shy away, showed a satisfied smile on her face: "Very good, very good. It's been a long time since Ai's family has eaten sweet-scented osmanthus cake made by Fairy Chang'e."

Although she is a queen mother, it is only a blink of an eye to come here, but there is no reason why she is a queen mother who comes to fetch sweet-scented osmanthus cakes.

So although she likes sweet-scented osmanthus cakes very much, the number of times she eats sweet-scented osmanthus cakes throughout the year is too many.

The Queen Mother picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and tasted it. It still tasted familiar, and it was still so delicious, which made the glutton in her stomach growl.

Gu Wugen knew the tricks very well, and immediately took out two boxes of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and handed them to the Queen Mother: "Since the Queen Mother likes it, I have two more boxes here, first to honor the Queen Mother, if the Queen Mother still wants it, I will give it to you every day in the future."

These words won the heart of the Queen Mother. She glanced at Erlang God who was kneeling on the ground: "Erlang God Yang Jian, for my sake, let's forget it for now. If it is really pursued, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor will not let go." over you."

Erlangshen replied weakly: "Yes! Yes! What the Queen Mother said is true, the little god will step down now."

He stood up and slowly backed away, but when he passed by Gu Wugen, he still gave Gu Wugen a fierce look.

Gu Wugen shrugged his shoulders indifferently, walked to the Queen Mother courteously and said, "Thank you Queen Mother for saving my life, Queen Mother, let's add Shui Jing as friends, if you want to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake in the future, just contact me directly."

The queen mother looked Gu Wugen up and down, and said with a smile: "As far as I know, the mountains are high and the road is far away, and there may be robberies on the road. I see that you have no magic power, so it is lucky to be able to come here. Forget it." , I don't expect you to send me sweet-scented osmanthus cakes every day."

Having said that, the Queen Mother turned around and was about to leave.

Gu Wugen couldn't let this great god leave easily, he quickly stopped the Queen Mother: "Wait a minute, Queen Mother, the villain has his own way. If the Queen Mother likes it, he can go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, and the villain can also send it to the Queen Mother."

Gu Wugen's bullshit was exaggerated, but it aroused the interest of the Queen Mother. Anyway, she has lived in the heaven for so many years and has nothing to do all day long. It's better to hear what this person can do.

In the future, it can also be used as a joke to talk to other gods.

"Oh? Then tell me how to send me sweet-scented osmanthus cake every day."

Unexpectedly, Gu Wugen smiled mysteriously: "The queen mother, this is the secret of the villain's survival, and it must not be revealed, but...the queen mother, I heard that you have a flat peach garden?"

Speaking of this, he deliberately lowered his voice and approached the Queen Mother: "My Lady Queen, there are many gods who want to eat flat peaches to prolong their life and enhance their mana."

"It's natural. The flat peaches in my flat peach garden are coveted by everyone."

"But why has the Peach Garden been abandoned for a long time?" Gu Wugen calmed down, this was just his guess.

Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother actually showed a helpless expression, "In the past, Aijia could hold one or two peach garden meetings, but since that monkey disturbed my peach garden, no one has come to participate in the peach garden meeting anymore."

Gu Wugen had a thought, don't look at the Journey to the West, the Pantao Garden Conference is the Queen Mother inviting a large group of gods to eat, drink and have fun, but it is not the case.

The human world and the fairy world are actually the same, saying that they come together to enjoy the flat peaches and eat the flat peaches is not implying that the gods will come to pay tribute.

Just like the emperor is a human being, the Queen Mother Jade Emperor also needs Lingshi!
But now, the heavens are so depressed, I am afraid that there are fewer and fewer gods who can afford flat peaches, and the gods who can afford flat peaches do not necessarily live in the fairyland.

Gu Wugen is needed at this time.

But these are not in a hurry, he first added the Queen Mother's water mirror friend.

The Queen Mother didn't take it seriously, she just thought it was another person in the friend list.

After adding friends, she left abruptly, waving her sleeves without taking a cloud.

As soon as the Queen Mother left, Zhu Bajie, Lei Gong, and Wang Dashan immediately surrounded him, especially Zhu Bajie, who was like a dog's leg, pinched Gu Wugen's waist and shoulders, "My lord, do you even know the Queen Mother?"

No way, this kid doesn't even have any mana, even the Queen Mother can handle it.

This thigh, he, Old Zhu, is about to hug it tightly.

Lei Gong and Wang Dashan also looked at Gu Wugen attentively, wishing to express their loyalty with all their hearts.

Gu Wugen gave them a disgusted look: "Don't look at me like that, those who don't know think you've taken a fancy to me, as long as you can keep me safe, I can definitely make you popular and hot."

Hearing Gu Wugen's promise, the three immediately knelt down on the ground and shouted in unison: "My lord, I am willing to serve you."

Gu Wugen watched this scene with satisfaction, patted the dirt on his body, and swept away the previous embarrassment: "Okay, let's go, let's go back now."

The uncle only gave him five days. Although the time is loose enough now, he still has to go back as soon as possible, otherwise the uncle may really take his life.

Ugh!
He looked back at the lonely Guanghan Palace behind him. The only regret of coming here was that he didn't see Fairy Chang'e.

Jade rabbits are so beautiful, not to mention her master Chang'e Fairy, she must be a super beauty, right?
Just listening to the voice is enough to make people want to die, but if they see the true face, I am afraid that they really answered the sentence, "Death under the peony flower is like a ghost."

I am so afraid of death that I want to see Chang'e.

Hey.

I wonder if I can see Chang'e next time I come?
Gu Wugen coughed lightly, and thought to himself: "I met Chang'e just to chat with her about business, um, just to chat about business!"

(End of this chapter)