Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 10 Don't mess with propaganda!
Chapter 10 Don't make random publicity!
"Okay, so you are a believer in the [God of Lavatory]!"
Annan Matsuori happily patted his partner on the shoulder.
At this moment, the two of them were in the corridor next to the toilet on the floor. It was just after eating, and the queue for the women's toilet was long.
"Eh? That's it, is that all right? Don't need to do anything else?"
"Yes, from now on, you are a believer, and you can ask the gods for help if you encounter any difficulties in the future!"
Xingnan Matsuori patted his chest and assured the girl.
The girl in front of her was taken aback by Xingnan Matsuori's words, hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively:
"Xiang Nan Jiang, will I be luckier when I go to the bathroom from now on?"
The girl's current focus is entirely on going to the toilet.
In fact, the reason why the girl believed in Xingnan Matsuori's words, and actually did it, was to recite the words of faith in the gods in her own name, such a secondary thing.
It is precisely because ten minutes ago, Xingnan Matsuori was actually at the door of the bathroom where the team was numb, and because of various coincidences, there was a pit in just over half a minute!
[God of Lavatory] Believers, so terrifying!
I believe that all girls can imagine how happy and comfortable it would be to go to the toilet without queuing up.
You know, if you queue up normally, you have to wait for at least five to 10 minutes for such a long line. If you are unlucky, it is normal to wait for two or three 10 minutes.
In half a minute, without jumping in line or bullying, there are pits available in normal queuing. Is this the dream of many urgency girls? !
It can be said that the girl was so speechless when Xingnan Matsuori introduced this [God of Laundry Room] on the way, how shocked and envious she was when she saw this scene!
That's why, after seeing this scene, the girl didn't even go to line up, but waited for Xingnan Songzhi to go out.
After Xing Nansong weaved the toilet, he took the initiative to approach her and expressed his desire to believe in religion!
Hearing the girl's question, Xingnan Matsuori hesitated for a moment, then responded:
"Yamazaki-chan, let me pray to God-sama first, and let God-sama bless you too!"
This is indeed a problem.
Xingnan Matsuori remembered that he only received those two down-to-earth blessings after being blessed by the gods yesterday.
It's hard to say whether simply believing in the [God of the Bathroom] will have relevant effects.
So, Xingnan Matsuori put his palms together, closed his eyes, and began to pray.
Yamazaki Yukei, who has just become a follower of the "God of Lavatory", stood nervously aside, facing the crowd queuing for the toilet, acting as Xingnan Matsuori's guardian in the corridor.
'[God of the Bathroom] Ah, I have drawn you a believer, have you blessed her yet?If not, hurry up!We are waiting by the toilet now, it is very urgent! '
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"Um???"
Xingnan Matsuori's current level of faith has reached the level of an orthodox believer, and the voice of prayer is naturally clearer.
But after hearing this prayer, He Chen frowned directly!
What do you mean?
He Chen is a systematic god!
With the assistance of the system, his development is much faster than ordinary gods, and he can grow more freely.
He, a god with a bright future, needs to offer blessings immediately after a believer appears?This is too cheap!
Do you know why it is a blessing and not a blessing?Only if he, a god, took the initiative to bestow it, that would be called a blessing!
Moreover, is it true that [God's Blessing] has no cost and no restrictions? !
No matter what god it is, the effect of [God's Blessing] must be very good, at least in the field where the god belongs, the effect is absolutely outstanding.
If the gods can sway blessings at will, and come to a believer to give a blessing, then just relying on this excellent blessing effect, even if no coercive measures are taken, just relying on the temptation of blessing, the whole world will definitely have a long time ago. There are no more unbelievers.
But this world is obviously not like this.
This is not because the gods are lazy, or because there are too many believers and they don't cherish it, but [God's Blessing] also has quantity and quality restrictions!
For example, the current He Chen, who only has weak divine power, and has few followers, the [God's Blessing] that he can send out now is only in the single digits, and it cannot be given by the full-strength form of the first follower, Xingnan Matsuori. blessing.
Except for the first believer, He Chen didn't plan to give too many blessings.
However, just when he was about to reject the voice transmission, suddenly.
【Ding! 】
[Believer's faith deepens, transforming from a general believer to a shallow believer, God's domain is strengthened, the effects of divine skills and blessings and curses are strengthened, and an additional 1 God's domain size is rewarded! 】
? !
Does this make him become a superficial believer? !
"Hiss~ this."
Cough, everyone has seen it, she took the initiative to become a shallow believer first!
He Chen didn't want to give blessings casually, but she took the initiative to deepen her faith!
Just becoming a believer on the front foot, in the past few seconds or more, he has become a shallow believer, and it is obvious that he is not far from becoming a true believer.
Orthodox believers are completely different concepts from general believers and superficial believers.
Ordinary believers will naturally be lost if they lose, emmm, don't, don't set up the flag, don't lose if you are still a believer in the early stage of becoming a god, every believer is He Chen's angel!It's all family members here, don't leave!
Well, in short, an ordinary believer, He Chen, must be reluctant to invest in the blessing, but such a promising believer, He Chen must not let it go, even if it is to invest in a blessing, it is completely worth it!
So, He Chen turned his thoughts, and immediately found the Yamazaki Youxi who was beside Xingnan Songzhi through the line of belief in his consciousness.
Then, a blessing from biu~, which was almost half less than Xingnan Matsuori's before, was transmitted directly to Yamazaki Yukei along the line of faith.
This blessing is exactly the toilet blessing that Yuki Yamazaki is looking forward to!
pia~
Get it!
Well, give Xingnan Songzhi another [Sound Transmission of the Gods].
Although this believer is really high-quality this time, the blessings of the gods are really running out, and this first believer cannot be allowed to lose his fortune outside.
【"Already blessed! But don't preach that you will be blessed by the gods if you become a believer."】
'Master God, why? '
【"The blessings of the gods are not unlimited, and it is impossible for every believer to have them."】
'Then can't you send more blessings in the early stage, and then reduce the blessings after you have more believers? '
'The effect of toilet blessing is really great~ It's so cool!As long as the effect of this blessing is publicized, there will definitely be a lot of girls who don't have to queue up to go to the toilet~'
hiss!
He Chen took a breath, and quickly sent a voice transmission:
【"No! I'm the god of the bathroom, not the god of the toilet! Don't spread the word!"】
Good guy, if Xingnan Matsuori equates the toilet with him, the "God of Lavatory", it won't be long before all his worries will come true!
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, so you are a believer in the [God of Lavatory]!"
Annan Matsuori happily patted his partner on the shoulder.
At this moment, the two of them were in the corridor next to the toilet on the floor. It was just after eating, and the queue for the women's toilet was long.
"Eh? That's it, is that all right? Don't need to do anything else?"
"Yes, from now on, you are a believer, and you can ask the gods for help if you encounter any difficulties in the future!"
Xingnan Matsuori patted his chest and assured the girl.
The girl in front of her was taken aback by Xingnan Matsuori's words, hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively:
"Xiang Nan Jiang, will I be luckier when I go to the bathroom from now on?"
The girl's current focus is entirely on going to the toilet.
In fact, the reason why the girl believed in Xingnan Matsuori's words, and actually did it, was to recite the words of faith in the gods in her own name, such a secondary thing.
It is precisely because ten minutes ago, Xingnan Matsuori was actually at the door of the bathroom where the team was numb, and because of various coincidences, there was a pit in just over half a minute!
[God of Lavatory] Believers, so terrifying!
I believe that all girls can imagine how happy and comfortable it would be to go to the toilet without queuing up.
You know, if you queue up normally, you have to wait for at least five to 10 minutes for such a long line. If you are unlucky, it is normal to wait for two or three 10 minutes.
In half a minute, without jumping in line or bullying, there are pits available in normal queuing. Is this the dream of many urgency girls? !
It can be said that the girl was so speechless when Xingnan Matsuori introduced this [God of Laundry Room] on the way, how shocked and envious she was when she saw this scene!
That's why, after seeing this scene, the girl didn't even go to line up, but waited for Xingnan Songzhi to go out.
After Xing Nansong weaved the toilet, he took the initiative to approach her and expressed his desire to believe in religion!
Hearing the girl's question, Xingnan Matsuori hesitated for a moment, then responded:
"Yamazaki-chan, let me pray to God-sama first, and let God-sama bless you too!"
This is indeed a problem.
Xingnan Matsuori remembered that he only received those two down-to-earth blessings after being blessed by the gods yesterday.
It's hard to say whether simply believing in the [God of the Bathroom] will have relevant effects.
So, Xingnan Matsuori put his palms together, closed his eyes, and began to pray.
Yamazaki Yukei, who has just become a follower of the "God of Lavatory", stood nervously aside, facing the crowd queuing for the toilet, acting as Xingnan Matsuori's guardian in the corridor.
'[God of the Bathroom] Ah, I have drawn you a believer, have you blessed her yet?If not, hurry up!We are waiting by the toilet now, it is very urgent! '
------------
"Um???"
Xingnan Matsuori's current level of faith has reached the level of an orthodox believer, and the voice of prayer is naturally clearer.
But after hearing this prayer, He Chen frowned directly!
What do you mean?
He Chen is a systematic god!
With the assistance of the system, his development is much faster than ordinary gods, and he can grow more freely.
He, a god with a bright future, needs to offer blessings immediately after a believer appears?This is too cheap!
Do you know why it is a blessing and not a blessing?Only if he, a god, took the initiative to bestow it, that would be called a blessing!
Moreover, is it true that [God's Blessing] has no cost and no restrictions? !
No matter what god it is, the effect of [God's Blessing] must be very good, at least in the field where the god belongs, the effect is absolutely outstanding.
If the gods can sway blessings at will, and come to a believer to give a blessing, then just relying on this excellent blessing effect, even if no coercive measures are taken, just relying on the temptation of blessing, the whole world will definitely have a long time ago. There are no more unbelievers.
But this world is obviously not like this.
This is not because the gods are lazy, or because there are too many believers and they don't cherish it, but [God's Blessing] also has quantity and quality restrictions!
For example, the current He Chen, who only has weak divine power, and has few followers, the [God's Blessing] that he can send out now is only in the single digits, and it cannot be given by the full-strength form of the first follower, Xingnan Matsuori. blessing.
Except for the first believer, He Chen didn't plan to give too many blessings.
However, just when he was about to reject the voice transmission, suddenly.
【Ding! 】
[Believer's faith deepens, transforming from a general believer to a shallow believer, God's domain is strengthened, the effects of divine skills and blessings and curses are strengthened, and an additional 1 God's domain size is rewarded! 】
? !
Does this make him become a superficial believer? !
"Hiss~ this."
Cough, everyone has seen it, she took the initiative to become a shallow believer first!
He Chen didn't want to give blessings casually, but she took the initiative to deepen her faith!
Just becoming a believer on the front foot, in the past few seconds or more, he has become a shallow believer, and it is obvious that he is not far from becoming a true believer.
Orthodox believers are completely different concepts from general believers and superficial believers.
Ordinary believers will naturally be lost if they lose, emmm, don't, don't set up the flag, don't lose if you are still a believer in the early stage of becoming a god, every believer is He Chen's angel!It's all family members here, don't leave!
Well, in short, an ordinary believer, He Chen, must be reluctant to invest in the blessing, but such a promising believer, He Chen must not let it go, even if it is to invest in a blessing, it is completely worth it!
So, He Chen turned his thoughts, and immediately found the Yamazaki Youxi who was beside Xingnan Songzhi through the line of belief in his consciousness.
Then, a blessing from biu~, which was almost half less than Xingnan Matsuori's before, was transmitted directly to Yamazaki Yukei along the line of faith.
This blessing is exactly the toilet blessing that Yuki Yamazaki is looking forward to!
pia~
Get it!
Well, give Xingnan Songzhi another [Sound Transmission of the Gods].
Although this believer is really high-quality this time, the blessings of the gods are really running out, and this first believer cannot be allowed to lose his fortune outside.
【"Already blessed! But don't preach that you will be blessed by the gods if you become a believer."】
'Master God, why? '
【"The blessings of the gods are not unlimited, and it is impossible for every believer to have them."】
'Then can't you send more blessings in the early stage, and then reduce the blessings after you have more believers? '
'The effect of toilet blessing is really great~ It's so cool!As long as the effect of this blessing is publicized, there will definitely be a lot of girls who don't have to queue up to go to the toilet~'
hiss!
He Chen took a breath, and quickly sent a voice transmission:
【"No! I'm the god of the bathroom, not the god of the toilet! Don't spread the word!"】
Good guy, if Xingnan Matsuori equates the toilet with him, the "God of Lavatory", it won't be long before all his worries will come true!
(End of this chapter)
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