Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 119 Lord God, I want to build a shrine for you!
Chapter 119 Lord God, I want to build a shrine for you!
Just listening to the sound of prayer, He Chen really didn't remember who was praying, but when he wrote "God's Inspection" and came directly in front of the praying believer.
guess what?
He still didn't recognize it!
Heck, just kidding.
After all, he is a god, and his memory ability is absolutely photographic (he can remember it, but he may not always remember it). As soon as he saw the appearance of the middle-aged man on the hospital bed, he immediately remembered who he was!
He is the same shop owner who He Chen and Xingnan Songzhi first entered the society and went to the lottery booth to preach, but ended up interrupting the missionary behavior of the young believers!
He Chen naturally understood why the other party was in such a miserable state.
At the beginning, in order to vent his anger on his young believers, and to vent his anger at being blocked from preaching, he directly put the [God's Curse] on the shop owner with the same level as [God's Blessing]! (chapters 58-61)
Tsk, counting the time, it has been more than a week since the curse was put in place on the day of the holiday.
At that time the curse first took effect, the shop owner was still doing business in the shop, and now...
Seeing the shop owner on the hospital bed, dressed in hospital gown and adult diapers, who looked haggard by ten years old and could have lost ten catties, He Chen curled his lips.
He didn't have the slightest sympathy for the shop owner's appearance, and even his current thoughts were just: What the hell is your name Sato Ichiro?No wonder the shop is called Sato の Lucky Draw Shop!
Wasn't he a bully when he blocked it before?Why are you pulling so hard now?
Stop the believers of the gods from preaching, what do you think!
"Master [God of Bathroom], I beg you to remove the curse on me! I really know I was wrong! I repent, I"
The shop owner, who didn't know that the god he was praying to had appeared beside him, knelt on the hospital bed, babbling piously and painfully, full of so-called proofs of his repentance.
What, a certain point of stealing and cheating has been corrected; I will no longer trick children into buying scratch-offs, etc. A series of previous mistakes and omissions in the business.
Forget about these, they are just correcting mistakes, and they are aimed at Little Japan's mistakes, He Chen will not have any reaction to this.
But he also said that he released more than 2000 small fish that ate the skin of their feet.
Small fish that eat the skin of their feet? !
More than 2000 pieces were released? !
"This, it's really me, this."
He Chen was so speechless at this moment that he was speechless.
The bathroom, the pedicure fish that eat the skin of the feet, the two seem to be related to each other?
In other words, this small fish may be the only animal that normally lives in the bathroom?
But what the hell, releasing this kind of small fish, is this a solution that normal people can come up with? !
And among other things:
"Master God, as long as you can stop my diarrhea and stop spraying every day, I will definitely enshrine your shrine in the lottery shop and publicize that you control luck to everyone who comes to the lottery!"
Ok?
Enshrine to a shrine?
Advertise to everyone that he controls luck? !
He Chen looked at Ichiro Sato in surprise.
He didn't want to pay attention to this hateful shop owner, but he had to say that what Sato Ichiro said really touched on what He Chen cared about.
What does He Chen need most now?
Is it fun?
Yes, but not all.
As a god, what he needs most are believers.
As a god who has always wanted to change his name, what he also needs is the recognition of him by believers or new believers.
Although He Chen had a bad impression of the shop owner, his lottery shop at the entrance of the street was really crowded.
It is precisely because of this that the young believers wanted to promote it in that lottery shop.
If the lottery shop with such a large traffic flow helps him to do publicity, and even organizes some activities to cooperate with the preaching, such as declaring belief in gods, and drawing prizes again for free.
The growth rate of He Chen's believers in this area is definitely greater than that of Xingnan Songzhi and Anye Yuyue combined!
After all, it takes a quarter of an hour to take a bath, and there are only one or two fights a day, but there are so many lottery drawers!
So, what to say?
He Chen was moved.
".And I will release the small fish for pedicure every month, no, every week, and I will release them in an environment where the small fish can live normally!"
"Master God, please let me live, I really know I was wrong!"
The prayers, or pleadings, of the store owner Ichiro Sato continued.
People don't fight with officials, and people don't fight with gods.
Even though He Chen at that time, or the current He Chen, could only be regarded as a baby of gods, and he was still a baby of gods with an embarrassing field of control.
But his curse is really unbearable for people.
Rubbing every day, even if most of them are rubbing against water, after so many times of rubbing, if they don't stop...
"Emmm, let's see the situation. Don't cancel the curse. If he changes his mind after stopping the diarrhea, or if he doesn't cooperate as much as he promised, then let him continue to have diarrhea as appropriate."
After He Chen pondered, he finally decided to give face to the believers that the lottery shop could bring, and temporarily spare Ichiro Sato this time.
No way, he gave too much.jpg
However, even so, He Chen was just a kind of forgiveness who was detained for probation.
It is absolutely impossible to let go of the past directly.
Just at this time, there was a flash of divine power in Sato Ichiro's body, and the diarrhea was about to start again. He Chen had a thought to temporarily stop all the curses and give him a little sweetness.
Of course, it is definitely not enough to simply stop the diarrhea. At this time, you have to directly use the gods to transmit your meaning to it!
In TV movies, how do majestic gods talk?
echo?Wukong Kongkong kind of it?
emmm, I don't think it's suitable, and his own artificial echo is somewhat sandy!
It's better to have a colder, more ruthless voice.
So, after He Chen thought carefully and practiced a few times, he said in a cold and ruthless voice in Sato Ichiro's mind:
"Remember what you promised, the punishment will be temporarily suspended, if you commit the crime again, or try to deceive the gods, the curse will never stop, and your descendants will suffer!"
The majestic and mysterious voice made Ichiro Sato, who was praying again, change his face instantly.
However, after hearing the content of the words clearly, he couldn't help but show a full of joy!
Sato Ichiro ignored the punishment of harming his descendants at all, and his attention was all on the first sentence!
The diarrhea punishment should be temporarily stopped!
"Long live the great [God of Lavatory]!!!"
(End of this chapter)
Just listening to the sound of prayer, He Chen really didn't remember who was praying, but when he wrote "God's Inspection" and came directly in front of the praying believer.
guess what?
He still didn't recognize it!
Heck, just kidding.
After all, he is a god, and his memory ability is absolutely photographic (he can remember it, but he may not always remember it). As soon as he saw the appearance of the middle-aged man on the hospital bed, he immediately remembered who he was!
He is the same shop owner who He Chen and Xingnan Songzhi first entered the society and went to the lottery booth to preach, but ended up interrupting the missionary behavior of the young believers!
He Chen naturally understood why the other party was in such a miserable state.
At the beginning, in order to vent his anger on his young believers, and to vent his anger at being blocked from preaching, he directly put the [God's Curse] on the shop owner with the same level as [God's Blessing]! (chapters 58-61)
Tsk, counting the time, it has been more than a week since the curse was put in place on the day of the holiday.
At that time the curse first took effect, the shop owner was still doing business in the shop, and now...
Seeing the shop owner on the hospital bed, dressed in hospital gown and adult diapers, who looked haggard by ten years old and could have lost ten catties, He Chen curled his lips.
He didn't have the slightest sympathy for the shop owner's appearance, and even his current thoughts were just: What the hell is your name Sato Ichiro?No wonder the shop is called Sato の Lucky Draw Shop!
Wasn't he a bully when he blocked it before?Why are you pulling so hard now?
Stop the believers of the gods from preaching, what do you think!
"Master [God of Bathroom], I beg you to remove the curse on me! I really know I was wrong! I repent, I"
The shop owner, who didn't know that the god he was praying to had appeared beside him, knelt on the hospital bed, babbling piously and painfully, full of so-called proofs of his repentance.
What, a certain point of stealing and cheating has been corrected; I will no longer trick children into buying scratch-offs, etc. A series of previous mistakes and omissions in the business.
Forget about these, they are just correcting mistakes, and they are aimed at Little Japan's mistakes, He Chen will not have any reaction to this.
But he also said that he released more than 2000 small fish that ate the skin of their feet.
Small fish that eat the skin of their feet? !
More than 2000 pieces were released? !
"This, it's really me, this."
He Chen was so speechless at this moment that he was speechless.
The bathroom, the pedicure fish that eat the skin of the feet, the two seem to be related to each other?
In other words, this small fish may be the only animal that normally lives in the bathroom?
But what the hell, releasing this kind of small fish, is this a solution that normal people can come up with? !
And among other things:
"Master God, as long as you can stop my diarrhea and stop spraying every day, I will definitely enshrine your shrine in the lottery shop and publicize that you control luck to everyone who comes to the lottery!"
Ok?
Enshrine to a shrine?
Advertise to everyone that he controls luck? !
He Chen looked at Ichiro Sato in surprise.
He didn't want to pay attention to this hateful shop owner, but he had to say that what Sato Ichiro said really touched on what He Chen cared about.
What does He Chen need most now?
Is it fun?
Yes, but not all.
As a god, what he needs most are believers.
As a god who has always wanted to change his name, what he also needs is the recognition of him by believers or new believers.
Although He Chen had a bad impression of the shop owner, his lottery shop at the entrance of the street was really crowded.
It is precisely because of this that the young believers wanted to promote it in that lottery shop.
If the lottery shop with such a large traffic flow helps him to do publicity, and even organizes some activities to cooperate with the preaching, such as declaring belief in gods, and drawing prizes again for free.
The growth rate of He Chen's believers in this area is definitely greater than that of Xingnan Songzhi and Anye Yuyue combined!
After all, it takes a quarter of an hour to take a bath, and there are only one or two fights a day, but there are so many lottery drawers!
So, what to say?
He Chen was moved.
".And I will release the small fish for pedicure every month, no, every week, and I will release them in an environment where the small fish can live normally!"
"Master God, please let me live, I really know I was wrong!"
The prayers, or pleadings, of the store owner Ichiro Sato continued.
People don't fight with officials, and people don't fight with gods.
Even though He Chen at that time, or the current He Chen, could only be regarded as a baby of gods, and he was still a baby of gods with an embarrassing field of control.
But his curse is really unbearable for people.
Rubbing every day, even if most of them are rubbing against water, after so many times of rubbing, if they don't stop...
"Emmm, let's see the situation. Don't cancel the curse. If he changes his mind after stopping the diarrhea, or if he doesn't cooperate as much as he promised, then let him continue to have diarrhea as appropriate."
After He Chen pondered, he finally decided to give face to the believers that the lottery shop could bring, and temporarily spare Ichiro Sato this time.
No way, he gave too much.jpg
However, even so, He Chen was just a kind of forgiveness who was detained for probation.
It is absolutely impossible to let go of the past directly.
Just at this time, there was a flash of divine power in Sato Ichiro's body, and the diarrhea was about to start again. He Chen had a thought to temporarily stop all the curses and give him a little sweetness.
Of course, it is definitely not enough to simply stop the diarrhea. At this time, you have to directly use the gods to transmit your meaning to it!
In TV movies, how do majestic gods talk?
echo?Wukong Kongkong kind of it?
emmm, I don't think it's suitable, and his own artificial echo is somewhat sandy!
It's better to have a colder, more ruthless voice.
So, after He Chen thought carefully and practiced a few times, he said in a cold and ruthless voice in Sato Ichiro's mind:
"Remember what you promised, the punishment will be temporarily suspended, if you commit the crime again, or try to deceive the gods, the curse will never stop, and your descendants will suffer!"
The majestic and mysterious voice made Ichiro Sato, who was praying again, change his face instantly.
However, after hearing the content of the words clearly, he couldn't help but show a full of joy!
Sato Ichiro ignored the punishment of harming his descendants at all, and his attention was all on the first sentence!
The diarrhea punishment should be temporarily stopped!
"Long live the great [God of Lavatory]!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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