Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom

Chapter 145: The Son of the Toilet God! (two in one chapter)

"Click."

Of course, the pistol I put in my office will not disappear.

After the man quickly went upstairs, he rushed towards the place where he hid the gun immediately, and quickly found the pistol, and loaded it!

Guns are banned in Japan. Unless there are special circumstances, members of the general Yakuza organization will not walk around with guns too casually, especially in the office building of their own organization.

At this moment, except for the boss who may have a pistol, the other leaders have no guns!

"Hey, the gun. Today, it's time for me to take the next shot!"

With the steel gun in his hand, the man's heart finally calmed down a little. At the same time, inexplicable excitement and excitement naturally flooded into his heart.

The series of things that happened today, although he felt very inexplicable, from the sudden stomachache of everyone, to the sudden and uniform diarrhea, and all the things after that, especially the fact that he shot the head of the boss, was even more so. like a dream.

However, since the boss is gone, and he is holding the steel gun alone, then, with the steel gun in hand, the Dongtian group is his!
At this moment, everyone else is still having diarrhea, only he has returned to normal after spraying, who can take his gun? !

"Hahahahaha!"

The man couldn't help laughing wildly in a low voice!
"Oh!"

The ugly laughter just came out, and the muzzle exploded directly.

The pistol that had just been loaded suddenly fell out of his hand!
Cough, He Chen did use this man as a gun, and was going to let him go, but this didn't include letting him hold the gun.

Otherwise, with a gun in hand, who else in the entire small building can defeat him?
Modern firearms are not invincible to operations such as mop and shit.

He is just a tool that He Chen picked at random, it's okay to make his stomach hurt, but He Chen is not going to recommend him to be the boss directly!

But this organization
"This"

The man was stunned, and was about to bend down to pick up the pistol on the ground.

Seeing this, He Chen frowned.

then:

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

The pistol lying on the ground exploded three times in a row, everything from the trigger to the firing pin to the magazine shattered in an instant!
The entire pistol, even from its appearance, can be clearly seen that it has been completely damaged!
Still want to play with guns?In this building, there can only be one gun on a man's body!

What 【God of the Lavatory】 said, even Jesus couldn't stop it!

He Chen has already decided that after giving two warnings, if the man still dares to pick up the gun, then he will not blow up the steel gun on the ground, and directly help the man solve a physiological need permanently.

Regardless of whether He Chen will take this Dongtian group under his command, he doesn't necessarily need him to be the boss!

Moreover, ahem, there are many eunuchs who cannot be the boss!

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"Gudong."

No one was present, but the pistol kept exploding as if being attacked by something weird.

This sudden and weird scene made the man back again and again, swallowing his saliva, and his whole body trembled.

The whole picture looked as if what he swallowed was not his own saliva, but the electrolyte of the battery.

Then, he ran downstairs!

Downstairs, it's already a mess. Uh, half of it, and half of it is all about how to hold back, or find a place to solve these two things.

As for the remaining half of the mess, it was because the boss in the toilet was discovered.

After the man fled upstairs, someone rushed up to take over from the vacated cubicle. As a result, as soon as the cubicle door opened, the boss inside, who was motionless except for his chest heaving and breathing, instantly appeared in front of the younger brothers present. before.

Good guy, this stunned everyone present!

Obviously, Ruotou, who just ran out of this cubicle, is the culprit who made the boss like this.

However, at this time, the people outside the cubicle are all younger brothers, and the leaders are all going to the toilet in the cubicle!
And, thanks to He Chen: those who have already started to have diarrhea, let them suffer from the pain of diarrhea, to ensure that they suffer the same suffering as those who cannot pull out after holding back.

So, even though the younger brothers knocked on the door and yelled in various ways, even the younger brother who was closer opened the door and tried to pull the elder brother out who was going to the toilet.

However, the leaders who are constantly pulling out, even if they hear the current situation, they have no choice but to be outraged and condemned together with the younger brothers, what else can they do?

They can't even pull up their pants!
"Big brother! Big brother! Aso Ruotou who killed the boss is here!"

As soon as he ran downstairs, the man, that is, Aso, was immediately spotted by the younger brother downstairs and reported loudly!

? !
Aso was shocked when he heard this.

Has the other leader also solved the problem? !

There are six of them, but I have only one, and I am still unarmed, the other party may have found the boss's pistol, I am afraid that I will not be able to fight hard.

"Sack of bridge beans! Brothers, listen to me, when I was on the stairs just now, the boss threatened me with a gun that I would not be able to come down to go to the bathroom, and he actually shot, that is absolutely."

Aso was talking, and then he kept getting closer. As a result, he found another pistol that also exploded on the ground!
Ok? !

So, the boss's gun is also useless? !
Aso took a few steps forward to look at the toilet, but at a glance, he could see all the colleagues in the toilet cubicle continuing to defecate in pain!

Ok? !

Aso's eyes quickly swept to the others in shock.

Then, he was extremely surprised to find that apart from himself, no one else could walk around as naturally as himself, and everyone was obviously holding back, or was excreting in pain while wearing pants!

This.
Could it be that he is the chosen one? !

Could it be that the reason for this incident is that the heavens are helping him achieve the great cause of the leader of the Dongtian team? !

Originally, in the entire Dongtian group, he was not the best at fighting.

However, with the current group leader "dead in battle", all the leaders are sealed in the toilet, the entire Dongtian group has no leader, and all of them are under debuff, he feels that he can single-handedly pick the entire group!
So, the words in his mouth changed immediately:
"So, I upheld justice and killed the boss, and decided that I would be the team leader! Who is in favor and who is against?!"

"If you object, just let the horse come over!"

Facing the old, weak, sick and disabled who were almost knocked down and unable to get up, Aso spoke boldly!

According to the current situation, he clearly wants to take down the entire group without bloodshed!

Needless to say, although it is quite a dog to initiate such a battle request against a group of people who are either hunched or lying on the ground, and the rest are squatting on the pit.

However, to be able to be upright under such circumstances, as if he was challenging three hundred warriors in full armor, this Aso was pretty good.

Seeing this scene, He Chen suddenly thought, "This should be my believer".

"Tsk, I'll give you a chance."

He Chen switched back to the little believer's room and looked around, trying to find a solid block of wood or iron.

After searching twice and finding nothing ready-made, he decisively removed a small piece of wood from the little believer's table with his mind.

Then with a thought, a well-carved [God of Laundry Room Luck] appeared in his hand.

"Clap!"

This divine card that had just been formed instantly fell from the void in front of the toilet door, right in front of Aso!
At this time, the small majestic and mysterious divine tablet stood upright in the blank space, quite eye-catching.

And He Chen's gaze also came along with the divine card.

Now, the time has come to decide everything.

If this Aso can pick up this magic card, then He Chen will make him the boss and give him the opportunity to spread the faith for himself.

If Ma Sheng ignores this magic card and directly steps over it, or simply knocks it down, then He Chen will just put him down and try another leader!

This was the test He Chen gave him.

As far as the magic is concerned, from the beginning to the present, there are enough magical and weird places.

Now if the divine card appears out of thin air, if this Aso still can't feel anything, then he is somewhat unsuitable to be He Chen's follower.

"Um?!"

The moment the divine card fell, Aso immediately noticed its existence.

"God of Lavatory Luck?"

bathroom.
bathroom? !
Stomach pain, diarrhea, grabbing the toilet, headshot the boss
The series of events that happened today were instantly connected in Aso's mind.

If this is all blessed by the toilet god, it seems completely reasonable!

For example, the fact that I entered the cubicle where the boss is, doesn't it mean that I have entered the throne of the team leader? !

And shooting the boss's head in the cubicle is equivalent to exercising his power on the throne of the team leader and replacing the boss!

Thinking of this, Aso felt that his body and mind were transparent, as if he had realized everything in an instant!
It turned out that he was the one chosen by the toilet god, the son of the toilet!

Blessed to the heart, he knelt down, then kowtowed to the divine tablet and shouted loudly:
"Too, Lord [God of Lavatory], I have defeated the entire Higashida Group and become No.1 in the Higashida Group! Please, Lord God, crown me as the leader of the group in the bathroom!"

After Aso shouted, no one came to try to fight Aso. Doesn't this mean that the entire Higashida group has been defeated?

And amidst Aso's shouts, the younger brothers followed the direction of Aso's kneeling, and found that there was actually a god card standing on the empty space that was originally empty.

When did this appear?

Didn't you pay back nothing just now? !

They were originally dissatisfied with Aso's shameless behavior, but when they saw this miraculous scene, they couldn't help but gasp!
"Yes, very sensible."

He Chen raised his eyebrows and nodded in satisfaction. Then, a sound transmission sent Aso the method of believing in him and the scope of his priesthood. Incidentally, he also assigned him a task on the spot.

In fact, at the beginning, all he really wanted was revenge.

After all, preaching well, giving out money (from the lottery company) to believers, not recruiting anyone, and being reported suddenly.

An ordinary person might just forget it like this, but He Chen is a god, how could he be so angry?

Of course, even the root will be killed, and all the personnel involved will be severely punished.

But, the punishment cough cough, in other words, He Chen has almost calmed down after playing until now.

After he calmed down, he had been trained to be docile, and he was a little greedy for the dozens of extreme elements who obediently robbed the toilet.

Originally, the current him is only a little bit of faith, and he can fill up his luck [God Tendency].

If these people all believe in him and recognize him as the god in charge of luck, then his interrupted luck [God Tendency] will be upgraded, and it will almost be continued again!
"I, Shingo Aso, believe in the [God of Bathroom] who is in charge of luck!"

The vigorous roar of the middle-aged uncle spread all over the toilet under the astonished eyes of others.

Shingo Aso, who looked up, saw that most people were looking at him, and he immediately shouted:

"Everyone, call out to me, and use your real name to believe in the [God of the Bathroom] who is in charge of luck!"

"Only if you believe in the great [God of the Bathroom], the curse on you will disappear! Otherwise, this curse of diarrhea will accompany you for generations to come, children and grandchildren!"

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The air was suddenly quiet.

Although Shingo Aso's words sounded very contagious, no one responded to such an outrageous thing for the time being, or rather, many people were directly dumbfounded by these words.

So, He Chen silently increased his divine power.

What the hell, sure enough, pure verbal preaching is not suitable for him!

"Ah~! I, ah~! I, Matsumoto Chuan, believe in, uh! The one who is in charge of luck, ah~! [God of Laundry Room] Sir!"

Okay, as soon as the punishment intensified, someone shouted!
【Ding! 】

【Congratulations, you have gained a believer, your divine power has been improved, and you will be rewarded with an additional 1 God's Domain size! 】

Following a ding from the system panel, He Chen resolutely withdrew the divine power from the new believer.

Then, I saw that Matsumoto Chuan loosened his whole body and shook comfortably, his whole face was full of comfort and relaxation.

After enjoying the comfort for half a second, he shouted with surprise on his face:
"Ah?! It really doesn't hurt anymore! Long live the great [God of Bathroom]!"

"Wrong! I want to call the great [God of Bathroom], who is in charge of luck!"

Aso Shingo quickly corrected.

He Chen asked them to become believers to fill the vacancy of luck. Naturally, everything revolved around luck.

As soon as he heard that he had yelled wrongly, the new believer trembled all over and his face turned pale, and a frightened expression flashed across his face!

He hastily trembling his lips, eager to change his words:

"Ah! The great [God of Lavatory], you are in charge of luck~!"

Fortunately, the pain did not strike again.

The new believers couldn't help feeling a strong Stockholm-style gratitude to the "God of the Bathroom" they just believed in.

So, the system prompts, and it sounds again!

"Others, hurry up and shout! Otherwise, you will continue to be hurt!"

"Uh~! I'm Koizumi"

"I Matsushima"

With a role model ahead, under the torment of pain, those little brothers quickly shouted to give up their faith one by one.

And when they found that after they finished shouting, their stomachs stopped fluctuating in an instant. Apart from surprise, their hearts were filled with fear.

Gods do exist!

【"Aso Shingo, I ask you to let them strengthen their belief in me now, and implement the truth that I am in charge of luck!"】

He Chen looked at his own panel, and saw that with the increase of new believers, luck [God's Bias] kept jumping in the direction of upgrading again!
　Some people say that the number of words in a chapter is too small and I feel lonely after reading it. Then I will try two-in-one. How do you feel about this chapter?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)