Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 17 The Shocked Yamazaki Yuxi
Chapter 17 The Shocked Yamazaki Yuxi
A few hours passed by, and the sky was completely dark.
"Buzz~"
The bathroom door was opened.
In the mist, Xingnan Songzhi, who had just finished taking a bath, briskly walked up to He Chen who was watching anime on her computer:
"My lord, let's do a few more shots this time, I'm ready~"
"Are you recovering now? If it's still rising, don't hold on."
He Chen asked with concern whether he was his first believer.
"It doesn't matter, my god, after taking a bath, I have fully recovered~ This time, even a few more shots will be fine! After I'm tired, I'll just go to sleep!"
The time is short and the task is heavy, and there is no need to study anything after taking a bath at night. Xingnan Matsuori waved her small fists and was determined.
"Okay, then you lie down on the bed first, after you lie down, I'll start!"
He Chen nodded in agreement. Anyway, as a god, this matter is actually not stressful for him.
After that, there was a rustle.
"Hi! I'm ready!"
Silent all night.
That night, Xing Nansong felt refreshed, limp and weak, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep directly.
Don’t ask why the description is so harmonious even though it’s studying. It’s the same feeling when the brain is overloaded and feverish for a short period of time.
In short, when she woke up the next day, Xingnan Matsuori already had several more memories spanning languages and history in her mind.
According to the progress of this study, the two nights before the exam are definitely enough for her to stuff all the knowledge she is going to memorize into her memory!
"Good morning God! I'm going to school~"
Xingnan Matsuori greeted with enthusiasm and energy.
He Chen, who was also full of energy after reading novels all night, nodded, and then reminded her loudly when she was going out:
"Remember to start implementing the plan today!"
"Hi~ I know!"
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"This is the order of the gods?! God, it turns out that the gods are also in charge of learning and luck! Si Guoyi~!"
With God personally reminding her before she goes out, Xingnan Matsuori will naturally not forget the believer spread plan.
After the first class, Xingnan Matsuori directly pulled Yamazaki Yuki to the stairwell during the break, and whispered to her He Chen's reconstruction of "God of Lavatory" yesterday, as well as part of the plan .
This point was specially arranged by He Chen.
Planning this kind of thing must be done by more people, and the effect will be better. The speed of two people's completion must be faster than that of Xingnan Matsuori alone.
Therefore, the content He Chen made up was conveyed to Yamazaki Youxi through Xingnan Matsuori's retelling.
At this moment, Yamazaki Yukei listened to the image of the "God of the Laundry Room" described by Xingnan Matsuori, and was almost shocked every time he heard a sentence, and he was shocked every time he heard a sentence. A shock".
That is to say, Xingnan Matsuori's speech speed is normal. If the frequency of each sentence is increased to several sentences per second, Yamazaki Yukei can directly transform into a human vibrator!
【God of Lavatory】In charge of luck!Washing hands can improve luck because of [God of Lavatory]!
【God of Lavatory】In charge of learning!That's why ancient literati would wash their hands and clothes before serious writing and learning!
So shocking.
Yamazaki Yukei never imagined that the god he believed in so that he didn't have to wait in line to go to the toilet was in charge of so many things.
Presumably, the toilet is just the most insignificant area in the [God of Lavatory]'s domain.
Therefore, the effect will be so powerful!
For a while, Yamazaki Yukei's belief in the "God of the Bathroom" deepened a bit.
While distracted, she even thought of another point in her life from the above descriptions: when worshiping gods and entering shrines, she also needs to wash her hands!
Could it be, other gods.
"Hey, Yamazaki-chan? Did you hear that?"
"Oh, Smymasai! Just lost my mind, please tell me again."
Xingnan Matsuori nodded, and continued to talk seriously:
"Well, I mean, it's about preaching for the gods. Starting today, we will go to different places alternately, and choose the toilet with a lot of people and a long queue to go to the toilet, so that more people can know the magic of us."
"And, this morning, no questions were answered by anyone who asked what was going on."
"In the afternoon, we will go to different toilets in this way again, but this time we choose the one with the most students in the class. In this way, after one or two times, the students in the class will definitely notice!"
"The students in the class will definitely come to ask specifically. When they ask, they hide it and don't tell them at first, but after a few more people ask, they let go a little bit, saying that they believe in the gods. That's why you're so lucky!"
"Remember, it must be called luck!"
When I got here, Xingnan Matsuori emphasized it emphatically.
Well, back then when we were at home, He Chen emphasized this to Xingnan Songzhi like this.
This is very important, extremely important, utterly important.
It will be directly decided, when He Chen receives help from believers in the future, whether he will receive "My lord, help me, I can't write this topic!" or "My lord, help me, I can't do it these days!"
Which one is better to choose, I believe that after reading it, everyone will have a choice.
"Uh-huh!"
Yamazaki Yuki nodded like a pounding garlic.
"Afterwards, we have to say that although Lord [God of Bathroom] doesn't have too much red tape, if it's just a false belief, then it won't have any effect. The more sincere the belief, the stronger the effect. Only in this way can we learn It's like a godsend, and life is full of good luck!"
"That's right, if someone asks how to believe in the [God of the Lavatory], you should tell them how to take the oath of faith."
"That's the plan, do you understand, Yamazaki-chan?"
"Uh-huh!"
Yamazaki Yukei continued to nod like a pounding garlic.
Orthodox believers are those who truly believe in the gods and are willing to pay for the gods.
Such a simple matter, Yamazaki Yuxi heard it clearly, so naturally he couldn't make a mistake.
"Okay, then let us spread faith for the gods together!"
"Yamazaki-chan, are you ready?"
"Ok!"
"Okay, then let's split up~"
Xingnan Matsuori waved her small fist at Yamazaki Yuke seriously, and Yamazaki Yuke nodded seriously, then touched the things in her pocket, and strode away towards the distance.
Let the two of them go to the toilet together to help the gods spread their faith!
(End of this chapter)
A few hours passed by, and the sky was completely dark.
"Buzz~"
The bathroom door was opened.
In the mist, Xingnan Songzhi, who had just finished taking a bath, briskly walked up to He Chen who was watching anime on her computer:
"My lord, let's do a few more shots this time, I'm ready~"
"Are you recovering now? If it's still rising, don't hold on."
He Chen asked with concern whether he was his first believer.
"It doesn't matter, my god, after taking a bath, I have fully recovered~ This time, even a few more shots will be fine! After I'm tired, I'll just go to sleep!"
The time is short and the task is heavy, and there is no need to study anything after taking a bath at night. Xingnan Matsuori waved her small fists and was determined.
"Okay, then you lie down on the bed first, after you lie down, I'll start!"
He Chen nodded in agreement. Anyway, as a god, this matter is actually not stressful for him.
After that, there was a rustle.
"Hi! I'm ready!"
Silent all night.
That night, Xing Nansong felt refreshed, limp and weak, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep directly.
Don’t ask why the description is so harmonious even though it’s studying. It’s the same feeling when the brain is overloaded and feverish for a short period of time.
In short, when she woke up the next day, Xingnan Matsuori already had several more memories spanning languages and history in her mind.
According to the progress of this study, the two nights before the exam are definitely enough for her to stuff all the knowledge she is going to memorize into her memory!
"Good morning God! I'm going to school~"
Xingnan Matsuori greeted with enthusiasm and energy.
He Chen, who was also full of energy after reading novels all night, nodded, and then reminded her loudly when she was going out:
"Remember to start implementing the plan today!"
"Hi~ I know!"
------------
"This is the order of the gods?! God, it turns out that the gods are also in charge of learning and luck! Si Guoyi~!"
With God personally reminding her before she goes out, Xingnan Matsuori will naturally not forget the believer spread plan.
After the first class, Xingnan Matsuori directly pulled Yamazaki Yuki to the stairwell during the break, and whispered to her He Chen's reconstruction of "God of Lavatory" yesterday, as well as part of the plan .
This point was specially arranged by He Chen.
Planning this kind of thing must be done by more people, and the effect will be better. The speed of two people's completion must be faster than that of Xingnan Matsuori alone.
Therefore, the content He Chen made up was conveyed to Yamazaki Youxi through Xingnan Matsuori's retelling.
At this moment, Yamazaki Yukei listened to the image of the "God of the Laundry Room" described by Xingnan Matsuori, and was almost shocked every time he heard a sentence, and he was shocked every time he heard a sentence. A shock".
That is to say, Xingnan Matsuori's speech speed is normal. If the frequency of each sentence is increased to several sentences per second, Yamazaki Yukei can directly transform into a human vibrator!
【God of Lavatory】In charge of luck!Washing hands can improve luck because of [God of Lavatory]!
【God of Lavatory】In charge of learning!That's why ancient literati would wash their hands and clothes before serious writing and learning!
So shocking.
Yamazaki Yukei never imagined that the god he believed in so that he didn't have to wait in line to go to the toilet was in charge of so many things.
Presumably, the toilet is just the most insignificant area in the [God of Lavatory]'s domain.
Therefore, the effect will be so powerful!
For a while, Yamazaki Yukei's belief in the "God of the Bathroom" deepened a bit.
While distracted, she even thought of another point in her life from the above descriptions: when worshiping gods and entering shrines, she also needs to wash her hands!
Could it be, other gods.
"Hey, Yamazaki-chan? Did you hear that?"
"Oh, Smymasai! Just lost my mind, please tell me again."
Xingnan Matsuori nodded, and continued to talk seriously:
"Well, I mean, it's about preaching for the gods. Starting today, we will go to different places alternately, and choose the toilet with a lot of people and a long queue to go to the toilet, so that more people can know the magic of us."
"And, this morning, no questions were answered by anyone who asked what was going on."
"In the afternoon, we will go to different toilets in this way again, but this time we choose the one with the most students in the class. In this way, after one or two times, the students in the class will definitely notice!"
"The students in the class will definitely come to ask specifically. When they ask, they hide it and don't tell them at first, but after a few more people ask, they let go a little bit, saying that they believe in the gods. That's why you're so lucky!"
"Remember, it must be called luck!"
When I got here, Xingnan Matsuori emphasized it emphatically.
Well, back then when we were at home, He Chen emphasized this to Xingnan Songzhi like this.
This is very important, extremely important, utterly important.
It will be directly decided, when He Chen receives help from believers in the future, whether he will receive "My lord, help me, I can't write this topic!" or "My lord, help me, I can't do it these days!"
Which one is better to choose, I believe that after reading it, everyone will have a choice.
"Uh-huh!"
Yamazaki Yuki nodded like a pounding garlic.
"Afterwards, we have to say that although Lord [God of Bathroom] doesn't have too much red tape, if it's just a false belief, then it won't have any effect. The more sincere the belief, the stronger the effect. Only in this way can we learn It's like a godsend, and life is full of good luck!"
"That's right, if someone asks how to believe in the [God of the Lavatory], you should tell them how to take the oath of faith."
"That's the plan, do you understand, Yamazaki-chan?"
"Uh-huh!"
Yamazaki Yukei continued to nod like a pounding garlic.
Orthodox believers are those who truly believe in the gods and are willing to pay for the gods.
Such a simple matter, Yamazaki Yuxi heard it clearly, so naturally he couldn't make a mistake.
"Okay, then let us spread faith for the gods together!"
"Yamazaki-chan, are you ready?"
"Ok!"
"Okay, then let's split up~"
Xingnan Matsuori waved her small fist at Yamazaki Yuke seriously, and Yamazaki Yuke nodded seriously, then touched the things in her pocket, and strode away towards the distance.
Let the two of them go to the toilet together to help the gods spread their faith!
(End of this chapter)
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