Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 5 Be my Pope and preach for me!
Chapter 5 Be my Pope and preach for me!
While taking a shower, He Chen heard several system prompts in the living room.
Just when he was pleasantly surprised, Xingnan Matsuori's prayer came into his mind:
"God of the bathroom, if only you were a goddess!"
After the level of faith increased, the clarity of prayers also improved a lot. At least, he could fully hear the prayers if he listened carefully.
???
What the hell? !
The smile on He Chen's face froze.
This is off the charts!
Are you trying to have something to do with God?Why are you so concerned about the gender of the gods!
Is there a problem with the male god managing the girls' bathroom?Snow White could be black!
The god of the bathroom is not in charge of washing the believers, so why can't he be a man? !
And, if it weren't for your strange understanding, I wouldn't want to choose the priesthood of the god of the bathroom, okay?
He Chen never expected that the first believer's prayer he heard clearly was to complain about why he was a man.
He almost wanted to get chills on the spot, and then ask the male god when he would be able to stand up.
"This generation of believers, no!"
He Chen decided that even though Xingnan Songzhi's level of faith had risen to the level of a superficial believer, the ability to defend herself and avenge her revenge would not be given to her.
With another voice:
【Ding! 】
[Believers act in line with the scope of the god's priesthood, and their divine power is enhanced! 】
After brushing her teeth, Annan Matsuori came out of the bathroom.
Her whole body was still emitting moisture, she was casually wrapped in a bathrobe, her little face was flushed, she was really energetic and cute.
It is full of girly and lovely breath.
Seeing this scene, He Chen's resentment towards the little believer could not help but dissipated a little.
Well, even though the little believer complained about himself, it's actually not a big deal to be complained about by a good-looking person.
This is the first time for me to be a god, and it should be the first time for a young believer to be a believer. It's the first time for each other. It's normal to have some minor problems~
Don't take it as an example, just don't take it as an example!
"Master God, I'm coming out!"
Xingnan Matsuori, who didn't know that her complaints were transmitted to the heart of the gods in the form of prayers, looked relaxed and happy after taking a bath to relax, and sat opposite He Chen with a smile on her face.
Among the [God's Blessings] that He Chen bestowed on her, the one about bathing seems to indicate that it only has the effect of regulating temperature, etc., but in fact, the hidden influence is also quite effective for the relaxation and recovery of the body.
He Chen nodded kindly.
"My lord, you are still waiting for me in the living room, do you need my help?"
Xingnan Matsuori asked.
Normally, when a god suddenly appears at home, the next thing is that the devil will appear or the world will be destroyed.
Of course, judging from the situation of the god who appeared in front of him, the God Realm is too full to live in. It is not impossible for a god without many believers to find a place to live in the lower realm.
After all, from the appearance of this lord god to the present, it has been reflected that his ability is limited.
That being the case, since the shower is so comfortable this time, as long as it's not too troublesome or costly, she can help!
"Ok?"
What the girl said stunned He Chen.
Although he really wanted the girl to help him, it was a bit outrageous to tell the god he believed in that he needed help when he came up, right?
Are all believers like this now?When you see God, first ask God what help you need?
If it was a magic lamp, wouldn't it be rubbing it, summoning the lamp god, and then saying:
I am in a good mood today, just say what you wish, and I will help you realize it!
He Chen's emotions became incoherent.
"Ahem," Tactical coughed, He Chen straightened his mind, "Well, I'm a god who just came to this world, so I don't have any believers yet, I hope you can help me preach!"
"The more believers I have, the stronger my ability will be. As long as there are enough believers, I can create things out of thin air, and I can do it in the future!"
"If you preach for me, I can make you my pope. When I rise up, there will be more rewards!"
He Chen tried his best to speak in a burning tone, but Xingnan Songzhi on the opposite side couldn't burn it at all.
What to burn?The one opposite is [God of Bathroom]!
Created out of thin air?
I always feel that all he can make are toilet paper or shower gel and other supplies!
The dead come back to life?
I always feel that only those who fall to death in the bathroom have a chance to be resurrected!
The Pope is indeed a nice name, but the Pope, the god of the bathroom, always feels a bit like the emperor of the bathing center, hey!
As for another report
An image inexplicably popped up in Xingnan Matsuori's mind:
After she spread the [God of Bathroom] to the whole world, [God of Bathroom] granted her a bathroom in every city, even every street.
"do not want!"
Thinking of this scene, extreme shame suddenly came to her head, and Xingnan Matsuori's face blushed instantly, and she couldn't help crying out.
"what?"
He Chen was stunned.
Aren't you talking about helping to preach?Why all of a sudden the butterflies came out?
Is this girl serious?Why does it feel weird.
From He Chen's point of view, after he finished speaking these burning words, his little follower pondered for a few seconds, and then suddenly shyly called out Ya Die.
Damn. For a moment, He Chen thought he had accidentally switched to [God of Perversion].
Emmm, could it be, is it possible that if he had chosen the priesthood of [God of Perversion], the little believer in front of him would not be as fearful and disgusted as imagined, but excited and excited?
It was the first time he actually saw a Japanese, and He Chen didn't know how much of the things in the movie, ah bah, the rumors were true and how much was false.
But after all, the girl in front of him is his only believer at present, He Chen still withdraws his thoughts, and persuades him patiently:
"At present, my blessing can make believers queue up faster in the toilet. If it is promoted among girls, it should still be attractive, right? You."
"Ah, yes, yes."
When He Chen reminded her, the girl immersed in her imagination immediately woke up, realizing that she had lost her composure in front of the gods, she hurriedly agreed.
However, after all, I still have lingering fears about the picture I imagined before, so Xingnan Matsuori hastily added:
"But don't want rewards and the pope!"
"Huh? That's fine too."
On this point, He Chen didn't have any attachments, so he readily agreed.
"I'll tell you about missionary matters, first of all, my god name"
According to the memory given to He Chen by the system, there are still points that need to be paid attention to in preaching. Although there are not many, they still need to be paid attention to.
For example, it is very simple, but also very important, the name of God cannot be mispronounced.
There is no god statue that only preaches by name and function. If the name is still wrong with one or two words, the belief will be invalidated directly, and it may even be directly shifted to other gods.
Therefore, if you are a god, you must try to keep your name as simple and attractive as possible before there are statues of gods everywhere.
In addition, the religious ceremony and process should not be too complicated, otherwise few people are interested in it, and they will be driven away by the process.
In short, to be a god, the most important thing is simplicity.
"Well, okay, then I will go to school tomorrow to find an opportunity to help you promote it!"
These contents are very normal, and there is nothing to complain about, so Xingnan Matsuori no longer made trouble, but nodded seriously.
He Chen's eyes flickered with hope, will there be new believers tomorrow?
(End of this chapter)
While taking a shower, He Chen heard several system prompts in the living room.
Just when he was pleasantly surprised, Xingnan Matsuori's prayer came into his mind:
"God of the bathroom, if only you were a goddess!"
After the level of faith increased, the clarity of prayers also improved a lot. At least, he could fully hear the prayers if he listened carefully.
???
What the hell? !
The smile on He Chen's face froze.
This is off the charts!
Are you trying to have something to do with God?Why are you so concerned about the gender of the gods!
Is there a problem with the male god managing the girls' bathroom?Snow White could be black!
The god of the bathroom is not in charge of washing the believers, so why can't he be a man? !
And, if it weren't for your strange understanding, I wouldn't want to choose the priesthood of the god of the bathroom, okay?
He Chen never expected that the first believer's prayer he heard clearly was to complain about why he was a man.
He almost wanted to get chills on the spot, and then ask the male god when he would be able to stand up.
"This generation of believers, no!"
He Chen decided that even though Xingnan Songzhi's level of faith had risen to the level of a superficial believer, the ability to defend herself and avenge her revenge would not be given to her.
With another voice:
【Ding! 】
[Believers act in line with the scope of the god's priesthood, and their divine power is enhanced! 】
After brushing her teeth, Annan Matsuori came out of the bathroom.
Her whole body was still emitting moisture, she was casually wrapped in a bathrobe, her little face was flushed, she was really energetic and cute.
It is full of girly and lovely breath.
Seeing this scene, He Chen's resentment towards the little believer could not help but dissipated a little.
Well, even though the little believer complained about himself, it's actually not a big deal to be complained about by a good-looking person.
This is the first time for me to be a god, and it should be the first time for a young believer to be a believer. It's the first time for each other. It's normal to have some minor problems~
Don't take it as an example, just don't take it as an example!
"Master God, I'm coming out!"
Xingnan Matsuori, who didn't know that her complaints were transmitted to the heart of the gods in the form of prayers, looked relaxed and happy after taking a bath to relax, and sat opposite He Chen with a smile on her face.
Among the [God's Blessings] that He Chen bestowed on her, the one about bathing seems to indicate that it only has the effect of regulating temperature, etc., but in fact, the hidden influence is also quite effective for the relaxation and recovery of the body.
He Chen nodded kindly.
"My lord, you are still waiting for me in the living room, do you need my help?"
Xingnan Matsuori asked.
Normally, when a god suddenly appears at home, the next thing is that the devil will appear or the world will be destroyed.
Of course, judging from the situation of the god who appeared in front of him, the God Realm is too full to live in. It is not impossible for a god without many believers to find a place to live in the lower realm.
After all, from the appearance of this lord god to the present, it has been reflected that his ability is limited.
That being the case, since the shower is so comfortable this time, as long as it's not too troublesome or costly, she can help!
"Ok?"
What the girl said stunned He Chen.
Although he really wanted the girl to help him, it was a bit outrageous to tell the god he believed in that he needed help when he came up, right?
Are all believers like this now?When you see God, first ask God what help you need?
If it was a magic lamp, wouldn't it be rubbing it, summoning the lamp god, and then saying:
I am in a good mood today, just say what you wish, and I will help you realize it!
He Chen's emotions became incoherent.
"Ahem," Tactical coughed, He Chen straightened his mind, "Well, I'm a god who just came to this world, so I don't have any believers yet, I hope you can help me preach!"
"The more believers I have, the stronger my ability will be. As long as there are enough believers, I can create things out of thin air, and I can do it in the future!"
"If you preach for me, I can make you my pope. When I rise up, there will be more rewards!"
He Chen tried his best to speak in a burning tone, but Xingnan Songzhi on the opposite side couldn't burn it at all.
What to burn?The one opposite is [God of Bathroom]!
Created out of thin air?
I always feel that all he can make are toilet paper or shower gel and other supplies!
The dead come back to life?
I always feel that only those who fall to death in the bathroom have a chance to be resurrected!
The Pope is indeed a nice name, but the Pope, the god of the bathroom, always feels a bit like the emperor of the bathing center, hey!
As for another report
An image inexplicably popped up in Xingnan Matsuori's mind:
After she spread the [God of Bathroom] to the whole world, [God of Bathroom] granted her a bathroom in every city, even every street.
"do not want!"
Thinking of this scene, extreme shame suddenly came to her head, and Xingnan Matsuori's face blushed instantly, and she couldn't help crying out.
"what?"
He Chen was stunned.
Aren't you talking about helping to preach?Why all of a sudden the butterflies came out?
Is this girl serious?Why does it feel weird.
From He Chen's point of view, after he finished speaking these burning words, his little follower pondered for a few seconds, and then suddenly shyly called out Ya Die.
Damn. For a moment, He Chen thought he had accidentally switched to [God of Perversion].
Emmm, could it be, is it possible that if he had chosen the priesthood of [God of Perversion], the little believer in front of him would not be as fearful and disgusted as imagined, but excited and excited?
It was the first time he actually saw a Japanese, and He Chen didn't know how much of the things in the movie, ah bah, the rumors were true and how much was false.
But after all, the girl in front of him is his only believer at present, He Chen still withdraws his thoughts, and persuades him patiently:
"At present, my blessing can make believers queue up faster in the toilet. If it is promoted among girls, it should still be attractive, right? You."
"Ah, yes, yes."
When He Chen reminded her, the girl immersed in her imagination immediately woke up, realizing that she had lost her composure in front of the gods, she hurriedly agreed.
However, after all, I still have lingering fears about the picture I imagined before, so Xingnan Matsuori hastily added:
"But don't want rewards and the pope!"
"Huh? That's fine too."
On this point, He Chen didn't have any attachments, so he readily agreed.
"I'll tell you about missionary matters, first of all, my god name"
According to the memory given to He Chen by the system, there are still points that need to be paid attention to in preaching. Although there are not many, they still need to be paid attention to.
For example, it is very simple, but also very important, the name of God cannot be mispronounced.
There is no god statue that only preaches by name and function. If the name is still wrong with one or two words, the belief will be invalidated directly, and it may even be directly shifted to other gods.
Therefore, if you are a god, you must try to keep your name as simple and attractive as possible before there are statues of gods everywhere.
In addition, the religious ceremony and process should not be too complicated, otherwise few people are interested in it, and they will be driven away by the process.
In short, to be a god, the most important thing is simplicity.
"Well, okay, then I will go to school tomorrow to find an opportunity to help you promote it!"
These contents are very normal, and there is nothing to complain about, so Xingnan Matsuori no longer made trouble, but nodded seriously.
He Chen's eyes flickered with hope, will there be new believers tomorrow?
(End of this chapter)
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