Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom

Chapter 67 How about this idea?

Chapter 67 How about this idea?
"Dah! Absolutely だめだぜったいだぁだ!"

Good guy, after hearing this, Xingnan Matsuori jumped up from the sofa!

What kind of development is this? !
Is this what the gods said in human terms? !
Let her, a female high school student, take advantage of this summer vacation to unify the underground forces in Tokyo.
No one would think this kind of expansion is normal!

This time there were only some bad girls with sticks, but next time it might be gangsters with guns!Then how to solve them!
No, how did this study become feasible? !

"Absolutely not, die this heart!"

"Ah, like this? Then, how about unifying the scope of a district first?"

"Absolutely not! It's not a matter of scope, bastard!"

He Chen's expression looked rather regretful, but under Xingnan Songzhi's resolute and fierce resistance, it seemed that the only way to go was to accept it?
"Then let's not discuss the unification of Tokyo Yakuza for the time being, let's discuss other things. Cough cough, have you considered black boxing?"

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Xingnan Songzhi kept attacking He Chen with the small pillows on the sofa, and roared wildly:
"Ahhhhh! How could anyone think of letting a female high school student fight black boxing! Tell you, no! No!"

Now Xingnan Matsuori seems to be full of vitality, not at all the sluggish look when he first came back.

He Chen asked quite regretfully:
"In that case, boxing doesn't work either?"

"No! Absolutely not! Don't even think about it!"

"It is said that 70.00% of [-]% of the girls in the world have had the idea of ​​becoming a famous boxer. Don't you want to start with black boxing to realize your dream?"

It's really a pity for He Chen this time, Mr. Lu Xun's words didn't work this time.

Didn't it mean that the roof can't be opened, but the windows can be opened?
As a result, the young believers rejected a series of ideas from unifying the underground forces in Tokyo, to black boxing, to boxing, to bad surroundings, to going out at night to eliminate violence and peace.

Good guy, where is the story of opening the window? This is clearly the rejection from Baicaoyuan to Sanwei Bookstore!

Xingnan Matsuori should refuse anything related to violence without leaving the slightest chance to let go.

Even though He Chen kept trying to deceive the little believer, and even fabricated all kinds of data that sounded real, the little believer was too cautious, and said so much, without even hesitating once.

Therefore, He Chen could only feel regretful, and with great regret, temporarily sealed up the method of seizing faith by force and obtaining believers by force.

Damn it, Tokyo is a place that fits well with words such as coercion, instillation, and seizure!

"Okay, okay, I don't ask you to use divine power to strengthen, ahem, to gain followers, let's continue to use luck!"

"However, we still need to think about the specific method. The previous method is still too crude."

He Chen lay on the ceiling, letting himself avoid the little believer's pillow attack, and then comforted him with nice words.

There is nothing wrong with the idea of ​​acquiring new believers by showing luck, but judging from the previous situation, the method is indeed too simple and rough.

So much so that the owner of the lottery shop can directly steal their efforts with a simple word.

If they want to continue to use luck as an attraction point to attract new believers, then they must make better modifications in their methods.

Otherwise, not to mention other problems, with the pissing nature of a store owner in a place like Tokyo, He Chen might not be able to curse enough if he comes a few more times!

"Method."

Xingnan Matsuori put away the pillow, gasped for breath and fell into deep thought.

Today, it can be said that she has personally experienced all the issues. As for her understanding of the problem, she certainly has a comprehensive understanding.

If you don't change the method tomorrow, but simply change the place and continue to use this method to spread the faith, I'm afraid I really dare not say that it will be successful next time.

However, what kind of operation can make the store owner unable to attribute luck to his store?
"How about we go to a lottery booth regularly, win a few prizes each time, and then promote it there after we win a bigger prize?"

Annan Matsuori throws out her own suggestion.

This method is to use the regular customers of the lottery booth as witnesses to ensure that even if the boss wants to change the topic, people like them who have seen it several times will definitely ask how to improve their luck.

At that time, it will naturally drive many people to listen to the lecture.

Belief in the [God of Lavatory] does not require money or effort, and you can believe in just a single sentence. The number of pan-believers will definitely usher in a wave of growth.

The whole method is stable and stable, and there should be no problem with its feasibility.

But He Chen thought about it, but still lay on the ceiling and shook his head:
"No, it's too slow, and the price/performance ratio is too low."

If you follow this method, you can only publicize once in a few days. On average, it may be single digits per day, maybe only four or five.

Even if it can be publicized, the remaining days can continue to win the lottery and publicize, but in that case, the intention to actively spread the faith will be very obvious.

On the one hand, believers will feel that this is a god who is eager to catch up, and they will naturally despise it, and there must be an upper limit to the number of believers that a lottery booth can recruit;

On the other hand, knowing that he preaches every day, the owner of the lottery booth can't let Xingnan Matsuori continue to do it, and even two days later, he will drive him away or even call the police.

After expressing these concerns, the little believer fell into deep thought again, thinking of other ways.

However, Xingnan Songzhi's idea of ​​asking other people to prove it, or to say it as a fan, made He Chen think of a note:
"Little believer, look, the reason why the store owner can distract attention with a casual word is actually because you, a high school girl, don't have enough authority, right?"

"Ah."

It is not uncommon for Annan Matsuori to encounter high school students being treated like children in their daily life.

"Since this is the case, we can change from the aspect of momentum!"

He Chen swooped down from the ceiling, hovered in front of Xingnan Songzhi, and said excitedly:
"First of all, you have to change the sailor suit and change into more mature clothes, such as pure black."

Xingnan Matsuori nodded.

"Then, find a few little sisters who changed into the same clothes and follow you!"

"At that time, each of you will wear a pair of sunglasses, and all of you will be dressed in black, and they will stand behind you expressionlessly!"

"Hey! Look, isn't this aura coming out!"

"At that time, if you win the lottery one after another, no one will be able to ignore you!"

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(End of this chapter)

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