Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 8 must find a way to get a new priesthood!
Chapter 8 must find a way to get a new priesthood!
'I have brought all the textbooks to school, but there are no textbooks at home'
【"Hiss~ that's it."】
At this moment, Xingnan Matsuori's heart is desperate.
Although, she has already felt how down-to-earth the blessing of the [God of the Bathroom] is;
Although, she had already noticed before that [God of Bathroom] seemed to have little ability.
But, why, for things like helping believers to recite the text, the gods will read the text to the believers in person, and the believers will repeat it!
Even without a textbook, the gods still don't know what "Vain Grass" is!
Has the god not even experienced 12 years of education? !
Is there even no academic requirement for being a god now? !
Or is it that the status of the [God of the Lavatory] in God is at the same level as that of the aunt who sweeps the toilet in reality!
Xingnan Matsuori felt that his whole body had turned gray and white.
【"It's hard to do without a textbook. Is there really no hand-copied version of "Vain Grass" at home?"】
'No, not at all, absolutely not. '
However, there may be [-] hand-copied versions of "Vanity Grass" tonight, woo woo~
"Student Motomo Sato, let's start, the eighth paragraph."
"Hey! On New Year's Eve, people held pine torches and shouted wildly before midnight, knocked on doors everywhere, and ran as if they had no feet."
The classmate in front of Xingnan Matsuori started to recite the text, but, as the only straw for her at the moment, God-sama, she still didn't even touch the text "Void Grass".
Forget it, tired, destroy it.
Xingnan Songzhi stared blankly at the front, and she could hear her classmate Lang Lang's endorsement, but in front of her eyes, she seemed to have seen the rice fields of her hometown.
If you fail to recite this time, you will be fined twenty times;
If you copy twenty times as a penalty, you will have no time to review;
With her current grades, if she doesn't study hard, she will definitely not get the tuition-free ranking in the final exam;
Tuition fees are unavoidable, and she simply cannot afford the tuition fees of this private high school.
Sure enough, do you still want to go home and farm?
Woohoo~ I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to Tokyo from the very beginning, if I hadn't come to Tokyo.
【"Hey, Xingnan Matsuori, is it time for you to recite it?"】
The voice of 【God of Lavatory】 resounded in her mind again.
The sorrows and joys of people are not connected, at this moment, Xingnan Songzhi only feels that the gods are noisy.
The classmate next to him has already recited the last two sentences, and when he finishes reciting, he will go to Xingnan Songzhi to die.
Sure enough, the world is not worth it.
【"I used the computer in your room to find the text, which paragraph do you want to memorize? I'll read it to you."】
The voice of 【God of Lavatory】 sounded again.
? !
computer search? !
God, no, my lord, the [God of the Bathroom] she believes in the most has actually searched the computer and found the text "Void Grass"?
My lord is awesome!Master God Saigao!
Xingnan Matsuori's whole body was shocked, and endless flames ignited in his heart instantly!
"Xingnan Matsuori-san, it's your turn, the fourth paragraph."
The previous classmate had finished reciting, and the Mandarin teacher's gaze shifted to Xingnan Matsuori.
Fourth paragraph!
'Master God, the fourth paragraph, the fourth paragraph! '
【"Well, okay, then I'll start. The changes in appearance can be seen in the mirror; the growth of age can be counted."】
"The change of countenance can be seen in the mirror; age."
【"These are self-knowledgeable, but after knowing, there is no corresponding."】
"These are self-knowledgeable, but after knowing, there is no corresponding."
Following the rhythm of the gods, the gods read a sentence, and Xingnan Matsuori repeated a sentence, and soon, the whole paragraph was "recited".
"Well, all right, let's go down."
The Mandarin teacher waved at them in a friendly manner, Xingnan Matsuori forced himself to act nonchalantly, and walked slowly to his place.
During this process, the teacher is still speaking:
"Except for my grandson Zhennan, the other students recited it very well!"
"Today I was going to explain the exercises in the exercise book to everyone, but when I collected it, I saw that everyone's other scores were good, but there were many problems in the recitation."
"In today's class, let's continue to check the recitation situation! Students who have not been randomly checked, review other content by themselves!"
"Next, Midao Village Secretary"
This class is actually used to spot check the recitation situation!
"hiss!!!"
The students in the class who couldn't recite took a collective breath!
In the heart of Xingnan Matsuori, infinite gratitude to the "God of the Bathroom" rose instantly.
According to the teacher's rhythm, even if she hadn't been selected for spot checks in the first wave, she would definitely reveal her secrets in the subsequent roll call and check of her reciting status!
Although the god I believe in has not even studied for 12 years of education, and needs to rely on the computer to look up the text. However, Annan Matsuori said that "the god of the bathroom" is the best!
【God of Lavatory】Long live!
------------
【Ding! 】
[Solving difficulties for believers is completed, the sound transmission of the gods has been improved, and batch content can be directly transmitted to the minds of believers instantly! 】
【Ding! 】
[Believer's faith deepens, transforming from a shallow believer to a true believer, God's Domain is strengthened, the effects of divine skills and blessings and curses are strengthened, and an additional 1 God's Domain size is rewarded! 】
Two consecutive system prompts sounded in He Chen's mind in an instant, and he couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he heard the news.
"Hey, it's ok, the task is completed after checking the text, and it also deepens the faith of the little believer!"
"However, it's outrageous. Being called up by the teacher to answer questions in class is considered a believer encountering difficulties?"
He Chen was overjoyed at first, then thought of something, couldn't help frowning:
"Hiss~ No! Now I'm not the [God of Learning], but the [God of Lavatory]. For things like this, people who have no other beliefs like little believers should come to me."
"If believers in the future have other beliefs, they will most likely only come to me for difficulties that fit my priesthood!"
After all, as the old saying goes, professional requests find professional counterparts.
Since He Chen's god name is "God of Lavatory", believers must be more inclined to ask He Chen for help when encountering difficulties related to this aspect.
However, the difficulty of the bathroom.
He Chen couldn't help frowning:
"The difficulties that I need to solve in the future won't be the lack of paper in the toilet, not being able to poop, and so on!"
It's okay to solve the learning problem, but to solve such a problem. The picture instantly appeared in He Chen's mind:
"Great [God of Lavatory]! I haven't been able to poop for three days, please help me!"
!!!
"Hiss! I have to find a way to get a new priesthood!!!"
Today is February [-], the dragon looks up~
I wish everyone can have an excellent cervical spine that can lift their heads like a dragon all day long!
(End of this chapter)
'I have brought all the textbooks to school, but there are no textbooks at home'
【"Hiss~ that's it."】
At this moment, Xingnan Matsuori's heart is desperate.
Although, she has already felt how down-to-earth the blessing of the [God of the Bathroom] is;
Although, she had already noticed before that [God of Bathroom] seemed to have little ability.
But, why, for things like helping believers to recite the text, the gods will read the text to the believers in person, and the believers will repeat it!
Even without a textbook, the gods still don't know what "Vain Grass" is!
Has the god not even experienced 12 years of education? !
Is there even no academic requirement for being a god now? !
Or is it that the status of the [God of the Lavatory] in God is at the same level as that of the aunt who sweeps the toilet in reality!
Xingnan Matsuori felt that his whole body had turned gray and white.
【"It's hard to do without a textbook. Is there really no hand-copied version of "Vain Grass" at home?"】
'No, not at all, absolutely not. '
However, there may be [-] hand-copied versions of "Vanity Grass" tonight, woo woo~
"Student Motomo Sato, let's start, the eighth paragraph."
"Hey! On New Year's Eve, people held pine torches and shouted wildly before midnight, knocked on doors everywhere, and ran as if they had no feet."
The classmate in front of Xingnan Matsuori started to recite the text, but, as the only straw for her at the moment, God-sama, she still didn't even touch the text "Void Grass".
Forget it, tired, destroy it.
Xingnan Songzhi stared blankly at the front, and she could hear her classmate Lang Lang's endorsement, but in front of her eyes, she seemed to have seen the rice fields of her hometown.
If you fail to recite this time, you will be fined twenty times;
If you copy twenty times as a penalty, you will have no time to review;
With her current grades, if she doesn't study hard, she will definitely not get the tuition-free ranking in the final exam;
Tuition fees are unavoidable, and she simply cannot afford the tuition fees of this private high school.
Sure enough, do you still want to go home and farm?
Woohoo~ I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to Tokyo from the very beginning, if I hadn't come to Tokyo.
【"Hey, Xingnan Matsuori, is it time for you to recite it?"】
The voice of 【God of Lavatory】 resounded in her mind again.
The sorrows and joys of people are not connected, at this moment, Xingnan Songzhi only feels that the gods are noisy.
The classmate next to him has already recited the last two sentences, and when he finishes reciting, he will go to Xingnan Songzhi to die.
Sure enough, the world is not worth it.
【"I used the computer in your room to find the text, which paragraph do you want to memorize? I'll read it to you."】
The voice of 【God of Lavatory】 sounded again.
? !
computer search? !
God, no, my lord, the [God of the Bathroom] she believes in the most has actually searched the computer and found the text "Void Grass"?
My lord is awesome!Master God Saigao!
Xingnan Matsuori's whole body was shocked, and endless flames ignited in his heart instantly!
"Xingnan Matsuori-san, it's your turn, the fourth paragraph."
The previous classmate had finished reciting, and the Mandarin teacher's gaze shifted to Xingnan Matsuori.
Fourth paragraph!
'Master God, the fourth paragraph, the fourth paragraph! '
【"Well, okay, then I'll start. The changes in appearance can be seen in the mirror; the growth of age can be counted."】
"The change of countenance can be seen in the mirror; age."
【"These are self-knowledgeable, but after knowing, there is no corresponding."】
"These are self-knowledgeable, but after knowing, there is no corresponding."
Following the rhythm of the gods, the gods read a sentence, and Xingnan Matsuori repeated a sentence, and soon, the whole paragraph was "recited".
"Well, all right, let's go down."
The Mandarin teacher waved at them in a friendly manner, Xingnan Matsuori forced himself to act nonchalantly, and walked slowly to his place.
During this process, the teacher is still speaking:
"Except for my grandson Zhennan, the other students recited it very well!"
"Today I was going to explain the exercises in the exercise book to everyone, but when I collected it, I saw that everyone's other scores were good, but there were many problems in the recitation."
"In today's class, let's continue to check the recitation situation! Students who have not been randomly checked, review other content by themselves!"
"Next, Midao Village Secretary"
This class is actually used to spot check the recitation situation!
"hiss!!!"
The students in the class who couldn't recite took a collective breath!
In the heart of Xingnan Matsuori, infinite gratitude to the "God of the Bathroom" rose instantly.
According to the teacher's rhythm, even if she hadn't been selected for spot checks in the first wave, she would definitely reveal her secrets in the subsequent roll call and check of her reciting status!
Although the god I believe in has not even studied for 12 years of education, and needs to rely on the computer to look up the text. However, Annan Matsuori said that "the god of the bathroom" is the best!
【God of Lavatory】Long live!
------------
【Ding! 】
[Solving difficulties for believers is completed, the sound transmission of the gods has been improved, and batch content can be directly transmitted to the minds of believers instantly! 】
【Ding! 】
[Believer's faith deepens, transforming from a shallow believer to a true believer, God's Domain is strengthened, the effects of divine skills and blessings and curses are strengthened, and an additional 1 God's Domain size is rewarded! 】
Two consecutive system prompts sounded in He Chen's mind in an instant, and he couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he heard the news.
"Hey, it's ok, the task is completed after checking the text, and it also deepens the faith of the little believer!"
"However, it's outrageous. Being called up by the teacher to answer questions in class is considered a believer encountering difficulties?"
He Chen was overjoyed at first, then thought of something, couldn't help frowning:
"Hiss~ No! Now I'm not the [God of Learning], but the [God of Lavatory]. For things like this, people who have no other beliefs like little believers should come to me."
"If believers in the future have other beliefs, they will most likely only come to me for difficulties that fit my priesthood!"
After all, as the old saying goes, professional requests find professional counterparts.
Since He Chen's god name is "God of Lavatory", believers must be more inclined to ask He Chen for help when encountering difficulties related to this aspect.
However, the difficulty of the bathroom.
He Chen couldn't help frowning:
"The difficulties that I need to solve in the future won't be the lack of paper in the toilet, not being able to poop, and so on!"
It's okay to solve the learning problem, but to solve such a problem. The picture instantly appeared in He Chen's mind:
"Great [God of Lavatory]! I haven't been able to poop for three days, please help me!"
!!!
"Hiss! I have to find a way to get a new priesthood!!!"
Today is February [-], the dragon looks up~
I wish everyone can have an excellent cervical spine that can lift their heads like a dragon all day long!
(End of this chapter)
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