Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 93 Today's little believers are also working hard~
Chapter 93 Today's little believers are also working hard~
"Ah, is it the fastest way to collect divine power?"
"It's no wonder that many religions have various scriptures and rituals!"
After watching a scene of a bad girl fighting a bad young man in the toilet, He Chen returned to the Inner God Realm contentedly.
Then, he discovered that even though he was constantly expending his divine power throughout the battle, his divine power not only didn't decrease after one fight, but actually increased by nearly two times!
And this is all due to his genius follower An Ye Jieyue.
Anye Yuzuki led everyone to shout, even if he was praying, it could still have some benign effects on the bias of the gods.
There were more than 20 believers in the original place, plus more than 30 new believers in place, and more than 50 system prompts swiped the screen once shouted!
This is much higher than the increased frequency of believers taking showers and going to the toilet.
"Do you want to learn from the cross religion to have a sense of ritual?"
Believers of the Crucifixion all pray before meals every day, this is all.
"Tsk, let's take it easy now, after changing the name of the god."
He Chen thought about it for a while, but still rejected it for the time being.
After all, whether it is praying to the [God of the Bathroom] before eating, or praying to the God of the Bathroom before going to the toilet.
They all come with a feeling of hope that the gods will bless the intestinal health and smooth bowel movements!
In addition to the ceremony, there was also the operation of reciting scriptures, which He Chen also killed.
He's really not good at writing this kind of high-profile, possibly rhyming stuff.
If I write it hard, I always feel that what I write will give people a feeling of "this is a non-mainstream church created by middle school students".
This thing needs to be done by professionals.
Well, when he has a believer who is particularly good at religion and has a strong brain power, let's talk about it again.
Now, it seems that no particularly suitable believers have emerged by themselves.
Or, after the situation of Anno Yuzuki and Xingnan Matsuori stabilized, they would also go around other believers to see if they could find any special seedlings?
At this time the proportion of believers:
[Believers: 317 (+49)]
[Orthodox believers: 39 (click to view the list)]
[Shallow believers: 109 (+5) (click to view the list)]
[Pan believers: 169 (+44) (click to view the list)]
This time, because the bad side was bullied so badly that all they wanted was to make the world feel pain, so almost all the people who grew up were pan-believers.
The few scattered believers are all newly added by the big bathhouse.
Needless to say, the growth of believers on the bad side is indeed very refreshing, and there is no one who has been forced to preach, so far, there is no one who is physically fit enough to refuse to the end.
But in fact, the efficiency of the bathhouse is not low. In terms of the efficiency of recruiting believers, it is actually higher.
Over there, after all, they are always soliciting customers, and the total number of believers is actually higher than that of bad girls.
In comparison, the unhealthy side is a bit slow, they only fight once a night, and only forcefully produce a few dozen believers at a time.
Of course, if you recruit younger brothers, establish a group, and then snowball without being arrested, the efficiency may be very high afterwards?
Part of He Chen's expectation for them was like this, while the other part was that he hoped that they would be as safe as possible.
After all, he is also a believer with merit.
For example, when He Chen watched them fight, he felt very excited~
There is no way to do this in the bathhouse. Hey!Don't think about looking for excitement in the bathhouse!
He Chen would never do this!Will not die!
Violence is already dangerous, if there is another Shiqin, the whole world will be destroyed!
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"Grandma Kubo, how is it? The effect of the bath is very good~"
Xingnan Matsuori brushed her hair, and boasted with a smile to Grandma Kubo, the shopkeeper beside her.
Grandma Kubo is the owner of the bathroom, so naturally she can't go in to take a bath when the bathroom is open.
So even though she preached and built a shrine on Grandma Kubo's site yesterday, Grandma Kubo herself did not really feel the effect of the blessing.
Today, under the leadership of Annan Matsuori, Grandma Kubo finally took a pleasant bath under the powerful blessing of the gods.
After Grandma Kubo got out of the bath, her look and spirit were obviously much better. She seemed to be ten years younger all of a sudden, and even the wrinkles on her face seemed to have disappeared a lot (because the skin was hydrated).
However, I would like to advise people who are fantasizing to stop. Grandma Kubao is ten years younger, and she is also in her fifties or sixties. At this age, she is no longer a rich woman, but a rich grandma. Thank you for not looking for fresh meat.
"Yes, thank you [God of Bathroom] for your gift! My waist seems to be getting younger!"
"Thank you too, lovely Xingnan Jiang."
Kubao, kind, rosy face, grandma put on her clothes, and then brought Xingnan Matsuori to the front of the store in high spirits, hung up the business sign, and officially opened for business.
Xingnan Matsuori, on the other hand, knelt and sat on the small futon in front of the shrine, welcoming today's guests (xiang) into (huo) to take a (qian) bath.
"Ms. Miko, hello, [God of the Laundry Room], please bless me, take a bath today and wash away the hard work~"
The first group of guests who arrived were all old customers from yesterday, and they were also young women who had become believers in the gods.
"Hi! Thank you for offering! The big pond has been blessed by the gods, please enjoy it!"
"Excuse me, the auntie of the shopkeeper said that she needs to pray to the gods first, what should I do?"
"That's right, first"
Xingnan Matsuori is on the bathhouse side, and it is completely orthodox shrine maiden operation, salute, patient teaching, etc., are almost the same as the shrine maidens in regular shrines.
Well, this is thanks to the girl who searched a lot of related videos on her mobile phone to imitate and learn on the way to the bathroom.
Although there are slight differences in speaking skills and so on, what Xingnan Matsuori does here can be summed up in four words: collect money and do things.
No one would suddenly kill her, challenge her position and try to sit on it as a priestess, and no one would secretly attack and poison the bathhouse, so it seemed boring.
After He Chen looked at it for a while, he was so bored that he wanted to send the little believer out to do something else.
However, when the young believers were here, the incense money they received was basically banknotes, and everyone could receive a lot of money.
And during the interval between small believers going to the toilet, many people will swipe their cards or throw five yen coins after piously going through the process
In Japan, the homonym of five yen is "connection", and tossing a five-yen coin means connecting with the gods.
Therefore, if you want to get more incense money, at present, you really need Xingnan Matsuori to watch!
How can it be repaired!This money was collected, except for the part distributed to the young believers, but all of it was collected by God himself!
He Chen silently remembered those believers who only gave five yen coins.
(End of this chapter)
"Ah, is it the fastest way to collect divine power?"
"It's no wonder that many religions have various scriptures and rituals!"
After watching a scene of a bad girl fighting a bad young man in the toilet, He Chen returned to the Inner God Realm contentedly.
Then, he discovered that even though he was constantly expending his divine power throughout the battle, his divine power not only didn't decrease after one fight, but actually increased by nearly two times!
And this is all due to his genius follower An Ye Jieyue.
Anye Yuzuki led everyone to shout, even if he was praying, it could still have some benign effects on the bias of the gods.
There were more than 20 believers in the original place, plus more than 30 new believers in place, and more than 50 system prompts swiped the screen once shouted!
This is much higher than the increased frequency of believers taking showers and going to the toilet.
"Do you want to learn from the cross religion to have a sense of ritual?"
Believers of the Crucifixion all pray before meals every day, this is all.
"Tsk, let's take it easy now, after changing the name of the god."
He Chen thought about it for a while, but still rejected it for the time being.
After all, whether it is praying to the [God of the Bathroom] before eating, or praying to the God of the Bathroom before going to the toilet.
They all come with a feeling of hope that the gods will bless the intestinal health and smooth bowel movements!
In addition to the ceremony, there was also the operation of reciting scriptures, which He Chen also killed.
He's really not good at writing this kind of high-profile, possibly rhyming stuff.
If I write it hard, I always feel that what I write will give people a feeling of "this is a non-mainstream church created by middle school students".
This thing needs to be done by professionals.
Well, when he has a believer who is particularly good at religion and has a strong brain power, let's talk about it again.
Now, it seems that no particularly suitable believers have emerged by themselves.
Or, after the situation of Anno Yuzuki and Xingnan Matsuori stabilized, they would also go around other believers to see if they could find any special seedlings?
At this time the proportion of believers:
[Believers: 317 (+49)]
[Orthodox believers: 39 (click to view the list)]
[Shallow believers: 109 (+5) (click to view the list)]
[Pan believers: 169 (+44) (click to view the list)]
This time, because the bad side was bullied so badly that all they wanted was to make the world feel pain, so almost all the people who grew up were pan-believers.
The few scattered believers are all newly added by the big bathhouse.
Needless to say, the growth of believers on the bad side is indeed very refreshing, and there is no one who has been forced to preach, so far, there is no one who is physically fit enough to refuse to the end.
But in fact, the efficiency of the bathhouse is not low. In terms of the efficiency of recruiting believers, it is actually higher.
Over there, after all, they are always soliciting customers, and the total number of believers is actually higher than that of bad girls.
In comparison, the unhealthy side is a bit slow, they only fight once a night, and only forcefully produce a few dozen believers at a time.
Of course, if you recruit younger brothers, establish a group, and then snowball without being arrested, the efficiency may be very high afterwards?
Part of He Chen's expectation for them was like this, while the other part was that he hoped that they would be as safe as possible.
After all, he is also a believer with merit.
For example, when He Chen watched them fight, he felt very excited~
There is no way to do this in the bathhouse. Hey!Don't think about looking for excitement in the bathhouse!
He Chen would never do this!Will not die!
Violence is already dangerous, if there is another Shiqin, the whole world will be destroyed!
------------
"Grandma Kubo, how is it? The effect of the bath is very good~"
Xingnan Matsuori brushed her hair, and boasted with a smile to Grandma Kubo, the shopkeeper beside her.
Grandma Kubo is the owner of the bathroom, so naturally she can't go in to take a bath when the bathroom is open.
So even though she preached and built a shrine on Grandma Kubo's site yesterday, Grandma Kubo herself did not really feel the effect of the blessing.
Today, under the leadership of Annan Matsuori, Grandma Kubo finally took a pleasant bath under the powerful blessing of the gods.
After Grandma Kubo got out of the bath, her look and spirit were obviously much better. She seemed to be ten years younger all of a sudden, and even the wrinkles on her face seemed to have disappeared a lot (because the skin was hydrated).
However, I would like to advise people who are fantasizing to stop. Grandma Kubao is ten years younger, and she is also in her fifties or sixties. At this age, she is no longer a rich woman, but a rich grandma. Thank you for not looking for fresh meat.
"Yes, thank you [God of Bathroom] for your gift! My waist seems to be getting younger!"
"Thank you too, lovely Xingnan Jiang."
Kubao, kind, rosy face, grandma put on her clothes, and then brought Xingnan Matsuori to the front of the store in high spirits, hung up the business sign, and officially opened for business.
Xingnan Matsuori, on the other hand, knelt and sat on the small futon in front of the shrine, welcoming today's guests (xiang) into (huo) to take a (qian) bath.
"Ms. Miko, hello, [God of the Laundry Room], please bless me, take a bath today and wash away the hard work~"
The first group of guests who arrived were all old customers from yesterday, and they were also young women who had become believers in the gods.
"Hi! Thank you for offering! The big pond has been blessed by the gods, please enjoy it!"
"Excuse me, the auntie of the shopkeeper said that she needs to pray to the gods first, what should I do?"
"That's right, first"
Xingnan Matsuori is on the bathhouse side, and it is completely orthodox shrine maiden operation, salute, patient teaching, etc., are almost the same as the shrine maidens in regular shrines.
Well, this is thanks to the girl who searched a lot of related videos on her mobile phone to imitate and learn on the way to the bathroom.
Although there are slight differences in speaking skills and so on, what Xingnan Matsuori does here can be summed up in four words: collect money and do things.
No one would suddenly kill her, challenge her position and try to sit on it as a priestess, and no one would secretly attack and poison the bathhouse, so it seemed boring.
After He Chen looked at it for a while, he was so bored that he wanted to send the little believer out to do something else.
However, when the young believers were here, the incense money they received was basically banknotes, and everyone could receive a lot of money.
And during the interval between small believers going to the toilet, many people will swipe their cards or throw five yen coins after piously going through the process
In Japan, the homonym of five yen is "connection", and tossing a five-yen coin means connecting with the gods.
Therefore, if you want to get more incense money, at present, you really need Xingnan Matsuori to watch!
How can it be repaired!This money was collected, except for the part distributed to the young believers, but all of it was collected by God himself!
He Chen silently remembered those believers who only gave five yen coins.
(End of this chapter)
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