Chapter 184

in the world.

Sanzang and his disciples were bored.

Sit in the shade and enjoy the cool.

Sha Wujing, who was transformed into Taier, was standing by the side of the road, holding a goblin to chat.

"Do you know who that is over there?"

Who is it?

The little demon raised his asymmetrical swollen eyes, one large and one small, glanced at them, and immediately shivered with fright.

Wukong and Bajie are too vicious.

To tell the truth, the little monsters are not stupid, if they really saw Sanzang master and apprentice in the wilderness, they would definitely turn around and leave, no one would step forward to provoke them without looking long.

Anyone who dared to provoke them was either a bully or came with a mission.

No, the master and apprentice walked for a month, and they didn't even meet a monster that was big enough.

"Don't go, don't go, I won't eat you!"

Tai Er tries to put on a friendly gesture.

"Brother, if I'm not mistaken, you are from the Shura clan, right? Listen to my younger brother's persuasion, hurry up and leave. The Shura clan is very unpopular these days. If you meet the demon kings, you will definitely end up with cramp."

Why?

Who did the Shura tribe provoke?

Tai Eryi didn't realize it for a while, but this is not the point, he pointed to Sanzang,
"Did you see that stupid monk? He is the famous Tang Sanzang. The ninth Golden Cicada was reincarnated, so he was nicknamed Tang Monk!"

"so what?"

The little demon was a little dazed, "This demon is cultivated in the plant department, look, his eyes have not improved, and he never eats people!"

"Plants!"

Tai Er frowned, why are all the fairies on the ground so cautious!
"It doesn't matter, you pass a message, the monk Tang Sanzang who learned from the Tang Dynasty, if you eat his meat, you can live forever. If you are a female fairy, seeing how handsome he is, a night of double cultivation can be worth countless years of hard work. She is a proper Taiyi goddess!"

"Ah! You monk has no good intentions, you want to have sex, so you are bluffing around, right?"

The little demon chuckled, thinking that he had seen through the true colors of Tai Er and the others, and finally let his guard down,

"Let me tell you the truth, the female fairies don't like monks anymore. What they like are craftsmen who can build bicycles. You don't know what a bicycle is, do you?"

Tai Er shook his head blankly.

It's not that I don't know bicycles, it's that I haven't kept up with the rhythm.

When did the goblins on the ground become so well informed?

"It is said that the noble fairy in the sky wants to have a bicycle now. If you can build a bicycle... unfortunately, obviously you can't."

The little demon shook his head, turned and left.

Master Sanzang and his apprentice looked helpless.

"Let's just say, wait until the Lord comes and start the whole thing. What do you think we can do?"

Bajie started complaining again,
"Did you sell cards, or did I sell cards? People want bicycles, can you build them?"

"However, one day in the sky and one year in the sky, we are waiting here, when will it be?"

Tai Er came to the world with great difficulty, and he wanted to shine in the team of Buddhist scriptures, but in the end, he started to hit a wall when he came up.
But that couldn't quench his enthusiasm.
"The master said that when we do business, we only talk about four words - vast and soliciting. As long as we release the news, there will naturally be big demons swarming in the future, and when the time comes, they will all be wiped out. If you don't buy a card, you won't be allowed to leave. "

uh~
Sanzang touched his forehead with his hands, he really didn't want to answer Tai Er's words.

I feel like my IQ has been lowered.

"You have been promoting all the way, where is the goblin?"

"This... there must be some misunderstanding. Why is Tang Monk's meat not attractive at all? If so, the Journey to the West project will go bankrupt?"

Ba Jie and Tai Er asked and answered questions, and they couldn't help but glance at Monkey King.

"Goku!"

Sanzang shouted in conformity with the public opinion.

"Yes, Master!"

Wukong nodded obediently, "Old Sun, I'm going to inquire now. Master, please eat a peach. You will see the result before the peach is finished."

swoosh~
Wukong jumped away, a somersault cloud, and he didn't know where he fell.

After a while, Goku came back.

shouted from afar,

"Master, Master!"

Sanzang hummed, "How's the investigation going?"

Wukong, "The goblins have also learned to be good. I don't know who released the news, saying that this is the layout of the heavens, in order to slaughter those monsters who have no origin."

Bajie: "Even so, what about those sent by the Bodhisattvas? They don't have to worry about their lives, and they have a mission, so what are you waiting for if you don't hurry up?"

If it was me, I would have completed the mission and returned to the Heavenly Court long ago, why are you still staying in the world?

"If it's not that these goblins have become masters, master can't run on the ground anyway. When they return to heaven, they are all sweeping the floor and making alchemy to serve people. How can they be more comfortable than being on the ground?"

So don't worry?

Bajie curled his lips in disdain, "So what big things can these monsters do? If I change my navy, orders will be banned, and no one will dare to be passive and lazy."

"Idiot! Idiot, no wonder you are so unpopular!"

Wukong shaved the backs of Bajie's two heads in a row, turned to Sanzang,
"If this continues, I'm afraid we won't be able to obtain the Western Classic even if we reach the Western Paradise."

Oh!
Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief, he had already figured out the ins and outs in his mind.

The monsters are lazy and lazy on the one hand, and more importantly, the Buddhist side has suffered repeated changes, and there must be no one to drive them, which makes the goblins on the ground go their own way, and even make a long-term plan to grab the land card and compete for the spiritual vein.

"So, we can only wait for him to come back."

He was referring to Layman Jingxuan.

As long as Layman Jingxuan comes back, all problems will be solved.

After all, he is the only one who is proficient in handicrafts.

"That's not necessary!"

Wukong rolled his eyes, and there was a trace of mystery in his smile,
"Old Sun, I also inquired about a piece of news."

"what news?"

Tai Er immediately came up.

"It is said that there are a few stubborn demon kings in the background, and they jointly issued a hunting order to capture a remnant of the Shura clan. The name in this world is Sha Wujing."

How did Sha Wujing spread hatred everywhere?
Tai Er pondered for a while, then realized, pointing to his nose, "Me?"

"Yes, it is said to be skinned and cramped, to avenge a past life."

oh oh!

"That is to say, the master is not the bait, but I... the poor monk is?"

Tai Er thought for a moment, then suddenly became excited.

Correct!
Sanzang Wukong and Bajie nodded slowly together.

"So, let me go out alone, and meet the monsters who don't have eyes in this world for a while."

it is good!
Sanzang and the others nodded again.

"Brother, be careful!"

Bajie took Wujing's salute and gave him a smooth push.

……

Three days later, Tai Er walked alone in the valley filled with miasma.

Snakes, insects, tigers and leopards gathered around, raising their heads and screaming, their attitudes were unreasonably ferocious.

"Choo Choo Choo!"

A cuckoo chirped in the jungle, as if issuing an order.

Tai Er didn't realize it.

Still headed forward.

Suddenly, the swamp under his feet churned, and the entire space was turned upside down, upside down.

It's like a big net, and Tai Er's head and feet are caught in it.

"Rolling blind, rolling blind, I didn't expect you to have today!"

An old man wearing a brocade padded jacket and a felt hat jumped out of the woods.

"who are you?"

Tai Er was calm and calm, trying to figure out the other party's identity first,
"The spirits of the world all come from the same source. Since ancient times, goblins belong to one family, and this old man is the leader of the fourth head of the Bi'an League!"

The old man answered proudly.

What to ask and what to answer, this goblin is also a no-brainer.

Tai Er tilted his head to ponder for a moment, then asked enthusiastically,
"This Taoist priest without answer, do you want to buy a card? You can borrow on credit without mortgage?"

There is no answer to the leader:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)

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