my sister is not a helper

Chapter 190 Liu Huiyu is very bold
On August 29th, Xiangsha, after the rain, the temperature was [-] degrees, cool and pleasant.

Xu Jing and a few classmates got off the bus and ran to Zhoutou International Cinema not far away, laughing and joking.

They are all local high school students in Xiangsha. They were bored at home during the summer vacation, so they went out to watch a movie together.

When they arrived at the ticket office, the two boys each took out a [-]-yuan bill, bought the tickets very proudly, and ordered a large bucket of popcorn, drinks and the like.

A middle-aged man next to him sighed secretly.

They were so sophisticated, they accurately guessed that the two boys had at most two big bills in their pockets, but now they could invite three girls out to play, they were really pure and innocent at their young age, which was enviable.

"Let's go! Contribute to our idol."

The boy raised the movie ticket in his hand, and brought the three girls into the theater.

A few days ago, the crew of "Crazy Stone" came to Xiangsha to promote the road show, and the accompanying smiling sisters blew up the entire road show scene, causing traffic paralysis in several nearby streets.

When the music of "Super Star" sounded, tens of thousands of people sang in unison, resounding through the small half of Xiangsha City.

Therefore, although the shooting cost of "Crazy Stone" is not high, in terms of publicity, it has overshadowed the momentum of many domestic and foreign blockbusters.

And most of the tens of thousands of fans obsessed with chorus are middle school students like Xu Jing.

Seeing the five teenagers enter the theater, the middle-aged man shook his head, and then checked the tickets and followed in.

In his opinion, young people don't know how to distinguish the quality of movies, they just blindly chase stars, taking their parents' hard-earned money seriously.

After all, five movie tickets plus popcorn add up to more than 100 yuan. Watching a low-cost movie is not worth it.

Of course, a middle-aged man would not feel that it was not worth his money to watch a movie, because he is He Chu, a well-known senior film critic in Hunan Province.

For a good film, he can discover its bright spots and praise the charm of art.

He can satirize the flaws in the rubbish film and show off his venomous tongue skills.

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When the movie started, after the slightly lengthy subtitles, the title of the movie did not appear, but a big face covering the entire shot appeared.

The male protagonist had a urinary problem and couldn't urinate, and his frustrated look vividly expressed the helplessness of the middle-aged man.

And when the doctor gave him an in-depth examination, let alone the embarrassment and death.

"What is this acting on?"

"I paid attention to the subtitles, did we go to the wrong theater? What happened to Empress Liu?"

Xu Jing in the front row frowned, and several students also murmured.

In their opinion, Liu Huiyu, who is so charming and charming, shouldn't film such an embarrassing plot.

But as soon as the camera turned, the scene switched to the river-crossing cable car in the capital of Bashu.

"Oh~~, where is this place, there is such a cable car
That's great. When we go on a graduation trip, why don't you go and take a look? "

"Shh~~"

A few girls chattered quietly, but the two boys reminded them to pay attention to the viewing environment and not to affect the surrounding audience.

However, the film critic He Chu in the back row, based on the expressions of the two boys and the focus of their eyes, concluded that they didn't care about the audience's viewing experience, but disliked them for disturbing their appreciation of Yang Mi on the screen.

"Oh, no wonder people say that men are big pigs, you really don't know how to be blessed when you are in the blessing!"

He Chu looked at the two boys with disdain, then pushed his eyes so that he could see more clearly.

Because of Lin Zhe's guidance, Yang Mi's performance in this part of the scene is very brilliant, perfectly playing a young bourgeoisie who is naturally beautiful, sharp and unruly, and loves to play and dream.

Qingqing in the original work is played by Hou Shu, who can't compare with Yang Mi in terms of figure and appearance or attractive charm.

So when Yang Mi in a suit, short skirt and black stockings appeared on the stage, it immediately caught the eyes of all the audience.

Even a professional film critic like He Chu, who should watch movies rationally, was dazzled by Yang Mi's pure and lustful image.

At this time, Xiaomeng, the son of the director of the jade handicraft factory and the pseudo-secondary metabolizer, has his eyes on Yang Mi.

"God is so unfair to me. I take the cable car across the river every day, but I have never seen you"

"Who made me a photographer. Just call me Charles."

Xie Xiaomeng's actor is only 1.7 meters tall, shamelessly sticking to Yang Mi's side, a bit lower than Yang Mi wearing high heels, but he has a narcissistic and pretentious style.

In this way, there was a clear contrast between Yang Mi and Xie Xiaomeng, and a joke was brewing.

And when Yang Mi raised her high heels and stepped on Xie Xiaomeng's feet fiercely, making him howl in pain, bursts of laughter finally resounded in the auditorium.

The title "Crazy Stone" was played on the screen.

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The movie "Crazy Stone" is fast-paced, and the jokes are dense and compact. Xu Jing and others were quickly attracted by the various characters in the film, bursting out bursts of hearty laughter.

Bao Shihong, played by Guo Tao, is stealing the public van to practice driving, and Liu Huiyu's "Nunchaku" is playing in the car.

"Humph haha, wind and water are rising,"

"Heh heh heh, the benevolent is invincible,"

Sanbao, the officer of the security department who was shaking his head, praised: "This girl is really energetic."

Bao Shihong pursed his lips: "What a blah, but looking at that girl's leg skills, she does have a bit of kung fu."

Sanbao yelled: "You don't understand my sister's business, alas, please drive slowly, don't be so sloppy with your internship book"

"What, the day I graduated, the coach told me that I have the talent of a racing driver, and I can fly in waves with one kick of the accelerator."

"Return to the racing driver, your hot coach is drunk!"

"The coach is drunk, but I'm not drunk!"

"Bang~"

The glass of the van was smashed, with a can of Coke inlaid on it.

Xu Jing, who was in the movie theater, was all lit up, pointing at the screen and said, "That can of Coke was thrown by that hooligan, the one on the cable car."

"Yeah, this movie is really interesting!"

Not only middle school students like Xu Jing found the movie interesting, but even the film critic He Chu, who had watched countless movies, smiled constantly.

However, he did not forget his motivation for watching the movie, and kept finding out the characteristics of the movie.

"A movie based on Bashu dialect can be so interesting. Liu Huiyu is very bold."

There have been many dialect movies in the Great Wei Dynasty, but most of them are art movies. In order to reflect the simple tone of the movies, such constantly funny movies like "Crazy Stone" are really rare.

(End of this chapter)