life pawn game

Chapter 29 Carve up Yiyue's body

Last night, he went home before midnight, took a shower, ate the fruit cubes Yiyue sent, Xia Qiu lay down on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

No dream, or the memory of the dream washed away by the tide.

The dream he is talking about now is a story he made up.Probably people in all countries like to call falsehood a dream, and when they meet someone who makes up a story, they say that he is talking in his sleep. Judging from this broad metaphor, Xia Qiu really had a dream.

He didn't make up stories for no reason, in order to get Yiyue's consent, to get the key to enter and exit the room in Yiyue's body, and to manipulate it arbitrarily.

"It was you in the dream!" He replied to Yi Yue.

"Why bother with this, are you jealous? Blame me for giving it to Yiyi but not you?"

"Yes."

Unexpectedly, Xia Qiu answered so simply, Yi Yue couldn't help laughing, she felt that she had returned to ten years ago, back to the days when little Xia Qiu pulled her and said go, go.

"I'll give you the rest! Well, be happy!" she said.

"It's not fair!" Yiyiyi objected, she looked at her mother angrily, "You're biased!"

"Huh? Why am I biased?" Yi Yue couldn't figure it out. She looked at her daughter and then at Xia Qiu. She didn't do anything to favor one person over another, did she?
"I just got the limbs, my brother took the torso and the head, it's obviously unfair!"

It was originally this.

She was very happy that the siblings fought over her.She'd be happier if they weren't grabbing limbs, torsos, and heads.

She looked at the junction of her arms and shoulders, and felt that Yiyi and Qiuqiu were going to divide her body.What a twisted and perverted family relationship!Enough to make a movie, which was released abroad.

She sighed: "How do you want to divide?"

Yiyiyi stroked her chin, looked her mother up and down, and considered how to make a fair cut.

Finally, she had the answer, her eyes excited: "Just divide it into two vertically, the left and right are the same, it's fair."

"Can you leave me a whole body?" Yiyue had mixed feelings.

Yiyiyi realized that she had said something wrong, she lowered her head, ah, this dried noodles are really delicious.

"If possible, I would like to choose by myself." Xia Qiu interjected.

"Are you going to separate me?" Yi Yue's tone was helpless, her expression was helpless, and the smile in her eyes revealed her true emotions.

"I want to choose too!" Yiyi raised her head and finished sucking a chopstick of noodles.

"Each person chooses one, you choose first." Xia Qiu ignored Yi Yue's opinion and stated the distribution rules.

"I want a head." Yiyiyi didn't even need to think about it. It was obvious what the most important part of the human body was.

"Then, I want to - grow old!" Xia Qiu drew his tone.

despair--

Yiyiyi's chopsticks fell on the table, she grabbed her heart suddenly, and said to Xia Qiu with the expression that she was seriously injured by the arrow: "Ju, it's actually a rustic love story!"

"It's your turn." Xia Qiu asked her to continue picking.

"Hmph, then I want a disease." The egg roll joined decisively.

"I want bad luck!"

"I want to be in a bad mood!"

"fatigue!"

"Nightmare!"

The meeting to carve up Yiyue suddenly turned into a contest of who can say more bad words.Yi Yue listened with great interest, but the words spoken by the siblings became more and more...abnormal.

"Hair loss!"

"Sweat stinks!"

"Halitosis!"

"Body odor!"

"excretion!"

"Shut up!" Yiyue grabbed the brothers and sisters' ears with each hand, a little annoyed, "I don't lose my hair, I don't have sweaty bad breath and body odor!"

"Not now, maybe in the future."

"There won't be any in the future!"

"Then excretion is always necessary, right?"

Yi Yue couldn't deny it.

"Did you hear me, I won!" Yiyiyi looked at Xia Qiu proudly.

Xia Qiu drew a cross on his chest and prayed for the egg roll.

"Yiyiyi!" Yiyue let go of Xia Qiu's ear, and squeezed Yiyiyi's face.

"It hurts, it hurts, I was wrong!"

"Hurry up and eat noodles!" Yi Yue patted the table.

Yiyiyi picked up the chopsticks and buried her face in the noodle bowl.

"Is there still a share?" Xia Qiu asked in a low voice.

Egg Roll waved his small fist at him.

"Aunt Yue, that's how we split up." Xia Qiu said to Yi Yue.

"Share as you like, but not in front of me!" Yi Yue was annoyed and funny.

That's what Xia Qiu wanted.

Now that he has the key, he can perform conceptual operations on Yiyue's body.

After Yiyi finished eating the noodles, she put down her chopsticks and went outside, Xia Qiu followed behind her.Yiyue cleaned up the dishes, she waited until the dishes were done before going to work.

Yiyiyi shouted "Number One" while running downstairs, Xia Qiu stood at the door and turned to look at Yiyue in the kitchen.

The ability is activated to open the rooms in Yiyue's body, remove her few "aging" and "sickness", and add ten years of "life" and "youth".

He closes the door.

Yiyue squeezed the dishwashing liquid into her hands, and she felt a little hot and comfortable, like returning to an air-conditioned room from the hot summer sun, like returning to a heater from the cold winter wind and snow.

She didn't think much about it, thinking that her body felt lighter because of her good mood.

After wiping off the water on the bowl and stacking it on the dish rack, she took the keys and mobile phone and went to work.

It was still early, she was doing hygiene and preparations, and her colleagues came one after another.

Every colleague showed a look of surprise when they saw her, and asked her if she had done any maintenance.

She was in a fog, not knowing what her colleagues were talking about.

When the proprietress Shen Yemei came in, she understood the situation.

Shen Yemei pulled her to the full-length mirror and pointed to the person in the mirror: "Tsk tsk tsk, what are you doing, look, look, this little face, this skin, this hair!"

Yi Yue blinked more than ten times before accepting that it was herself in the mirror.

Over the past ten years or so, she has been a little more lenient, and she has not suffered from wrinkles. Her hair should have been dry, and her skin should have been rough.

Even a one-two discount is an obvious change. Now that this change has disappeared, it is equally obvious.

So the colleagues were astonished, and the proprietress was envious.

"What project did you do last night? Which beauty salon did you go to?" Shen Yemei grabbed her arm tightly and asked eagerly.

"No." Yi Yue was also very puzzled.

"How can it change so much without doing it! No, it's impossible to change so much after doing it. I don't know what programs those beauty salons have? Unless you go abroad to do it."

Shen Yemei confirmed that it wasn't the beauty salon's fault, she sighed regretfully, and then thought of an urban legend.

She pulled Yiyue to the corner, and smiled slyly: "Have you been moistened by men?"

Before she opened her mouth, Yiyue had a premonition, and said at almost the same time as her: "No!"

"Then let me introduce you? You looked young at first, but now you look exactly the same as when you were in college! You will definitely find a good man!"

"I don't want this kind of thing anymore!"

"Aren't your two kids going to college soon? How lonely you will be then!"

"It's just four years of college."

"Four years later, you still have to go out to work, start a family and start a business. Today's young people don't want to live with their parents!"

"Let them have a baby for me to raise, and then do whatever they like."

"Let them have a baby?" The proprietress grasped the point, "You mean, Qiuqiu and Yiyi..."

"I don't see a problem."

"Ah! Then you don't have to worry about it! That's great! When will they have a holiday? I haven't visited them for a long time. I want to see them!"

(End of this chapter)