I really can't act

Chapter 151 "Right of Defense" ([-])
On a small island, a rich man left an inheritance worth one-tenth of the entire island, and the heir was a dog.

Fang Yi brought the Bichon Frize to video in front of the camera. The dog was dressed up beautifully, with smooth fur, and was dressed in luxurious clothes with deformed names of various famous brands.

For example, LV was changed to LU, so as not to get into trouble.

The dog looks innocently at the camera.

"Crack!"

One of them was intercepted as a set photo of the richest dog on the island.

Private property is sacrosanct, therefore, there is no doubt about the dog's inheritance rights, and the island-wide self-government committee approved the will.Since then, the dog's wealth has been legally confirmed.

No matter how smart a dog is, it cannot manage a company, so all kinds of elite middle-class and senior managers must be invited.

Da Peng and Qiao Shan played such roles.

Qiao Shan is fine, although he has not taken any acting, at least he graduated from a regular major, Da Peng is very excited, thinking that he has acted in a movie, his cells are all excited, even if he is acting, his body can be photographed from the camera. There was a feeling of joy.

The income of the two is linked to the dog. In order to increase their income, they intensified their efforts to squeeze the honest working islanders and figured out a set of management plans to increase productivity.

Qiao Shan recited the incentive measures in a cadence: "The working hours are changed from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, and you have to work at least six days a week...Implement a piece-based elimination system..."

Fang Yi interrupted, "Qiao Shan, you didn't read lines like this."

"How do you read it?"

"Don't bring emotions into it, like a machine."

Qiao Shan was puzzled, "Director Fang, isn't this impersonal? Why do you have to pronounce it that way?"

Fang Yi nodded, "As long as you understand the script, you will know that you can't read it with a human touch, and you have to be like a machine, empty and poor."

Qiao Shan cleared his throat, then read the lines again, the camera only took pictures of his chin, not his face: "The working hours are changed to..."

In the end, both of them were quite curious and wanted to see their own shots, but Fang Yi refused to let them see. "Micro-movies are also movies. You will be distorted after watching your own performance. Qiao Shan is fine. Da Peng, you will definitely change."

why.Amateur filming has many problems that are usually not noticed, such as hunchback, breasts and other improper manners, which are exposed in the camera.If I show it to the actors, they will be startled, and instead want to correct themselves, it will be unnatural in the next performance.

When we use amateur actors, what we want is that kind of youthful feeling.

Jiang Wen made this kind of mistake. When he was filming "The Devil Is Coming", he hired a bunch of well-educated extras to play devils, and it turned out that the devils looked like they were tall and tall. Martha——An extra actor who can stand out from the crowd to Jiang Wen is also a person with good looks in his circle.

But this is not the effect Jiang Wen wanted.Because in the real situation, the height of the devils is ridiculously short, Jiang Wen has no choice but to hire a bunch of junior high school students with no experience to act. Walking in the military ranks is also staggering, but it achieves the effect.

But if this happened in Hollywood, and a big director asked a bunch of teenagers to wear German military uniforms for filming, it would definitely cause a show.

Jiang Wen's first wife was French.

- How to present the impact of incentives now.

With the dog and the camera, I went to the current office area of ​​​​Souhu to record.These employees knew that the filmmaker was coming, so they automatically put their heads down and made a hard work appearance, and recorded this episode.

During post-production, the color of the video was adjusted from color to dull, and then to black and white, and with the "tick tick" sound of the rotating clock, it expressed the meaning of getting worse and worse.

If it’s someone like Jiang Wen, you might have to add special effects to burn the photo to make it cool. The national teacher will make the color to the extreme, such as making the photo look like an oil painting, and making the sound of the clock Strength is also important.

In contrast, there are more and more dog clothes and more and more dog food, but it is inexhaustible, even if it is rotten and smelly, take a few photos of it to match the wealth The special effects of fashion magazines like this, with subtitles: "The wealth of the richest dog has increased rapidly. He is really a lucky and hardworking dog."

"Has occupied a quarter of the property of the whole island."

……

and many more.

Apparently, a dog has gained so much wealth and is not a human being, so it will always be doubted whether it is fair. Disputes gradually arose on the island, and they wanted to re-determine whether the original inheritance rights were valid.

Dogs have defense rights too.

It's Da Peng and Qiao Shan's turn to play again. These two represent the dog's right to defend. They also wear imitation big cards on their bodies. Let's take a close-up of their logos.

"These fortunes are the dog's self-struggle and hard work, using the dog's intelligence."

"Wealth is innocent."

"You are jealous."

Pick up the bichon frize again, and shoot it presiding over the board meeting. Da Peng and Qiao Shan are arguing over how to optimize efficiency, while it pees on the boss chair; They ran, but everyone applauded the empty podium as if they hadn’t seen it; they were photographed to be interviewed and shared their successful experience, with a microphone held up underneath, but the dog could only say, "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

And, luxury cars for dogs.Originally, Zhang Chaoyang contributed his beloved car Koenigsegg in friendship.But Qiao Shan and Da Peng insisted on using Cadillac for some reason.

Okay, Cadillac is Cadillac, you have to block the sign.

Can the above defense fool the islanders? It’s impossible, so as the dogs accumulated more and more wealth, the islanders finally couldn’t take it anymore and ruled that the dog’s inheritance rights were invalid.

The bichon frize doesn't matter, it can only use a very small part, but people still put it in the cage.

The protagonist of the micro-movie, so he came here to wrap up.

Is this the end of the movie?

not yet.

Although the dogs go down, there will still be new dogs up.In post-production, the clock was called out to tick-tock, tick-tock, and a lot of time passed.On the defense platform, a new one stood up, this time it was not a dog, but a human.

Apparently, there was controversy again.

The previous lines of Qiao Shan and Da Peng were used again:

"These wealth are all their self-struggle and hard work, using their ingenuity."

"Wealth is innocent."

"You are jealous."

The self-government committee asked the person who was sued to defend. Fang Yi appeared on the screen in person, and he didn't show his face, like many directors like to play tricks in their own films. yes:
"Wang!"

"Wang!"

"Wang!"

Matching bichon frize voice.

The gavel of judgment is knocked down!
"Snapped!"

Let the verdict result in doubt, and leave it to the audience.Is it true that people or dogs are struggling and working hard on their own, or is it the necessity of capital reproduction.

The microfilm ends.

Sometimes the end credits stage of a movie can also have programmatic effects.

For example, this microfilm that satirizes capital:
The producer, producer, and publisher are all Souhu.

Director: Fang Yi.

(End of this chapter)