I really can't act

Chapter 370 Heavyweight Believer

Chapter 370 Heavyweight Believer

Master Wang brought a live snake to command the princes, and won the attention of the audience.Seeing that the transformation of the snake has been done, he still remembered Fang Yi's revenge for ruining the scene, so he specially brought the snake in front of Fang Yi to scare him: "Is it true?"

The snake hissed and bared its fangs.

Of course it is true, and it is over at this point.

Ma ET felt that this person really knew how to do tricks, and he was delighted: "As expected of a master, he deserves his reputation! Then what...get the snake away."

The land gods couldn't resist the power of tens of billions, so they retreated obediently.

Master Wang's apprentice was not convinced, and suddenly said: "Master uses this method to force out people's brain tumors. If he hates a person... he can also create a tumor on that person's head!"

After all, everyone was taken aback, and they didn't dare to regard Master Wang as a juggler.

The Chinese have always preferred to believe what they have rather than what they have not.

What if?right.

When Ma ET heard the apprentice's "brain tumor", his face changed and he waved his hands.

Fang Yi saw Lezi, and wanted to let Master Wang go, not wanting to cause trouble, but he didn't expect that Master Wang had to scare him.

This kind of broker sometimes competes with others to be jealous in front of the powerful, and pinches what he thinks is a soft persimmon.

Fang Yi pushed the person away, touched the place where the snake was placed from memory, and tapped lightly, the sound was obviously not right.

He turned around and said, "Didn't you say that you can fight cattle across mountains? This is true internal strength."

Master Wang behaved like a master, he didn't speak, his apprentice said instead of him: "Director Fang, my master has worked hard for so long today, and all his skills have been used up. He used his life essence to force his skills to show you..."

Speaking of this, the apprentice said sadly, "What's more... you can't ask my master to perform kung fu, so he can do it. Maybe you can't understand his kung fu? You have to have someone with the same way to see it. .”

How to convince this fellow?

Fang Yi leaned against the big red table and felt that the thing was heavier than he imagined, but when it was knocked just now, it was hollow inside.

He turned around and clasped the edge of the big red table, weighed it, "Someone said before that this table needs two or three people to lift it, I don't believe it, try it now..."

He took a full breath, lifted it up suddenly, encountered an obstacle he didn't know what it was, and didn't even hug him at this moment; he lowered his body, held his breath, and used his waist as a lever and his thigh as a fulcrum, and the table was stiffened. He pulled it up.

Dude, this is a real pain in the ass.

Master Wang was stunned, he didn't care about what he was holding, he was bitten in the middle of his chest by the snake, and screamed.

"master!!!"

The apprentice screamed even worse.

Master Wang's face turned blue immediately, and he said angrily, "Get the snake away, get the snake away..."

A group of people gathered around, and found that the snake was biting on the button of Master Wang's chest, but not reaching his chest. He thought he was bitten, but he didn't know if his mental quality was not good enough, and he almost passed out.

The apprentice wiped off his sweat: "Master, I didn't bite it."

"What didn't bite? My heart is beating so fast! What didn't bite?"

Master Wang's expression became ferocious.

The apprentice timidly said, "It's because the chest was not bitten."

"what?"

The master looked down, and gradually, his face turned from green to red, and then to white. He broke out in cold sweat, and said politely, "Help me up, master."

"Yes!"

The master squeezed out a smile and said, "Sure enough, I was not bitten. I was in a mess because I exhausted my skills before... Looking at it now, my golden body is still not broken."

He also said, "Let's go home."

Fang Yi didn't give him face anymore, he patted the table, and deliberately clicked on the hollow part: the matter is not over yet.

Now to sort out Master Wang's tricks:
As a cold-blooded animal, snakes will quickly enter hibernation when the temperature is low.And Master Wang put ice cubes or some kind of refrigeration machine in the table, as well as a mechanism that can be turned over.

After the snake is covered under the basin, the mechanism operates, and the snake disappears on the table.On the contrary, when you get to the inside of the table and enter hibernation, your vitality will drop greatly without making a sound, so you won't wear out.

How to change it back?

The organ sent the snake out. At this time, Master Wang was standing at the other end of the table. After the snake felt the temperature, it was attracted by something, climbed onto Master Wang's trouser legs, and hid in his loose robe all the way up.

This Master Wang must have practiced with the snake for a long time, and he is half the owner. Under normal circumstances, the snake would listen to him.

Following his teasing from the blind corner of his sight, the snake reappeared in front of everyone.

——Master Wang knew that Fang Yi had guessed his tricks, and he regretted using him as a target for his prestige, especially because Fang Yi somehow had a magical power that pushed the table up.

Usually, in order to move the table, three or even four people are often dispatched, and it takes a lot of effort to move it a little bit.

If one person came to move it, it would take a British strongman weighing more than 200 kilograms to make it possible. This Fang Yi did not cheat or sneak attack... Master Wang couldn't help but look at Fang Yi's figure.

He has a thin body, but he really doesn't look like a strongman.

Could it be that Li Gui met Li Kui?
Or was it an expert invited by tens of billions of horse masters to test his fineness?
Master Wang asked his apprentices to move the big red table.

I went to a strong man, and when I lifted it, the table didn't move at all.

The apprentice stared at Fang Yi dumbfounded, cupped his fists and said, "Excellent——did you use some kind of ingenuity? Is it better for you to use more strength?"

Fang Yi and the apprentice switched positions, clasped the edge of the table, and lifted it again, and because he grasped the trick, he was higher and faster than before.

Master Wang knows:
That is the real Li Kui.

Walking in the rivers and lakes all year round, how can you not get your shoes wet.

Master Wang, who had been with him for a long time, was very aggressive. The two of them rolled their eyes, and suddenly knelt down in front of Fang Yi, "I don't know that after meeting an expert, they actually used an ax in front of Master Fang... Although Xiaosheng has With a little supernatural power, how dare you talk about supernatural power in front of Master Fang."

He covered his face, "Don't call me Master Wang from now on, I'm ashamed to mention my name in front of Master Fang."

Fang Yi jumped away from where he was kneeling, and said helplessly, "I'm here to crack down on counterfeiting, how did I become a master?"

Master Wang was still not satisfied, so he knelt and turned half a circle, turned to Fang Yi, kowtowed three times, "I can't see Mount Tai, that table—it can't be moved by one person, Master Fang really has internal strength, and I am afraid he is the last heir."

Fang Yi: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't."

Ma ET stroked his beardless chin in thought, and ordered his 1.9-meter bodyguard: "Go, try that table."

The bodyguard exerted all his strength, barely moving the table a little bit.

He was also shocked, "I have been watching Director Fang's films for a while, and I only think that Director Fang is good at acting, but I don't know he has real kung fu."

Fang Yi felt that these were a bunch of delusional people, and he was too lazy to entangle with them.

He said to Master Wang: "Don't tell people about me, otherwise I won't be able to spare you."

Master Wang was worried that his deeds would be exposed, and where he would be in the future, he said overjoyed, "That is, that is!"

Fang Yi was afraid that this person would use his bluff to deceive him and ruin his reputation, so he said:

"Don't come to the capital to spread your teachings... Delete all my photos, don't keep a single one, lest others know that I came to you."

Master Wang suddenly realized, "The small hermit hides in the wild, and the big hermit hides in the city."

Where is this going?!

I'm here to expose the magic stick, not to become the magic stick!
Fang Yi waved his hand and said to Ma ET, "I'll take a step first... President Ma will talk next time."

Ma ET waited for him to leave, and he was rude to the master, "Call a few people over, the stronger ones... carry your table."

As he said that, Ma ET also tried it himself: with his figure, of course he was completely motionless.

He had experienced it himself, and it was even more incredible.

Five strong men were gathered at the scene, each responsible for a corner, and finally lifted the big red table. After walking a few steps, someone shouted: "Take a rest, I can't lift it anymore."

At this time, Ma ET didn't care about whether there was a mechanism on the table. As a fan of Jin Yong's martial arts, with the name Feng Qingyang, he felt that he had seen the other side of the world today.

But he is still skeptical at this time: In his own words, seven or eight out of ten are true, and two or three are false (doubt).

Sitting in the Maybach, he didn't know what he was thinking, all the way to the bottom of the Swoosh Building, and found a ostentatious Rolls-Royce parked at the door.

The logo is glazed.

"Hi! Zhang Chaoyang... really likes to show off."

Mr. Ma didn't need to make an appointment, so he went straight to the top office to find Zhang Chaoyang, and saw Mr. Zhang carefully arranging incense.

"what are you doing?"

"I'm praying to Buddha."

"Which one is the Buddha?"

"Although you can guess it, I can't say it. I can't tell you the name. You have to figure it out yourself."

Ma ET changed his mind and said, "Are you talking about Fang Yi... He is really, a little different, not that he can fly or hold a sword, or have a lotus underneath... But he is indeed different from ordinary people, especially when he is long. Well...then it doesn't look like it came out of the human world."

After all, Ma ET touched his ugly face, and then looked at Zhang Chaoyang's equally indescribable appearance.

Ma ET changed the subject, "You bought a Rolls-Royce? Not bad, you will enjoy it."

Zhang Chaoyang said seriously, "Take back what you said. I gave it to Fang Yi. No matter in reality or in concept, it doesn't belong to me. Don't say it next time."

Ma ET: "Give me a stick of incense."

 There are many analyzes of Master Wang's "Kung Fu", and there are many varied ways.The author does not believe in strange powers and chaotic spirits, so I chose a relatively scientific statement on the Internet.Let's just have fun.Since Master Wang has returned to the west, no one knows how he changed.

  I won't write about him later in this book.

  As for why he took Fang Yi Liwei, this is what he saw in the online video.When meeting people who question him, or who don't believe so much, Master Wang will scare others with a snake.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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