I really can't act

Chapter 381 The Beach
Liu Tianxian played the role of interviewing reporters.

"What do you think about "Returning to 17"...that is the trailer just now, how do you rate it?"

Due to the unique and complicated way of counting in France, the Frenchman was like a fool, gesticulating with his hands and feet, and said a long list.

Liu Tianxian said, "He said to call 83."

Fang Yi: "Why did he talk for so long?"

Liu Tianxian: "He said, four twenty, plus three."

Fang Yi suddenly realized: "Where is the seventeen points missing?"

Another long series of words.

Liu Tianxian relayed: "The biggest difficulty is that he can't recognize people."

"Ask him if he understands any stories?"

"understood."

"What's your favorite?"

"Special effects."

Here is an answer.

A total of seven people were asked, and the reasons for their liking included "plot", "special effects", "mystery", "actor's appearance", "good production"...

The disadvantages are relatively uniform: not used to it.

What are you not used to?
People don't want to say it, because it may involve racial discrimination. Cannes is now in a state of turmoil, and fans are afraid of getting into trouble.

When the festival opened a few days ago, director Lars von Trier went all out, declaring himself a new-age nacui who could understand what the Germans did to the Jews.

“Israel is really annoying!”

Since the Cannes Film Festival was held, a lot of hard work has been done, such as undressing, kissing, and driving.

Director Lars von Trier's plan was undoubtedly too big this time, which triggered a full-scale attack by the Jewish media.The frightened Cannes issued an "exit order" on the official website, announcing Lars von Trier as "persona non grata" at the festival.

You know, the year before last Lars von Trier filmed "The Antichrist" and also participated in the Cannes Film Festival.At that time, Cannes faced the protests of Christians and forcibly gave the final big prize, the Palme d'Or.

Now the eggs are shrinking.

What is the true God on earth?

Under Fang Yi's questioning, fans described, "It's the kind of movie that kicks someone else's Adam's apple, snatches the blade with bare hands, slaps, and then kills everyone... that's the kind of movie."

The few people who got the answer had complicated expressions.

At best, China has its own cultural name card. At worst, the image of Chinese male stars has been solidified.

Han Sanping kept this shortcoming in mind and left a sentence:

"Fang Yi, remember to have an open-air barbecue tonight!"

After all, he went to chase his eldest nephew.

Fang Yi took the time to ask Liu Tianxian: "I knew you could speak French, but I didn't know you could speak it so well! At that time, I didn't ask Mr. Han in front of him, because I was afraid that your speaking would not be good and would leave a bad impression on him. "

Liu Tianxian said coquettishly: "My dad used to be a French professor, why can't he speak... I just rarely mention my biological father to you."

"Why don't you mention it?"

She doesn't speak.

Fang Yi didn't urge her either, and the two of them strolled on the beach, which was full of people, and without actively contacting the media, there were almost no foreigners who knew them, and no one came to bother them.

It was getting late, and the sea water connected the sky and the earth, dyeing the lights together.Films are set up on the shore, and classic movies of various eras are played on them, in black and white, in color; But in this white noise, Fang Yi seemed to hear a lot of inner voices.

He felt his hand was tightly clenched, Liu Tianxian lowered her head, still did not say a word, her mood was very depressed.

Fang Yi took her into the sea, but she didn't mind, or didn't notice it at all.

Until being splashed with water.

Fang Yi smiled and said, "How about a water fight?"

She curled her lips helplessly: "Hey! I think about things at home, and I'm obviously sad, okay, how can I still come to play with water at this time. Although I know you want to cheer me up...Fang Yi~"

Got splashed in the face again.

"I'm going to be angry!"

At this time, I heard Fang Yi yelling, and was trying to pull it out:

"what!"

She woke up like a dream: "What's wrong?!"

"Crocodile!"

In desperation, she really didn't care about any logic, so she rushed over and stepped on the water, but she didn't expect to step on a void.She used too much strength and couldn't hold it back, she fell at the speed of light, and even Fang Yi fell into the water.

Liu Tianxian in the water was still fighting trapped beasts, kicking desperately towards that place, but all kicks were in vain.

Of course there is nothing left.

"What about the fish?"

"Ran."

"Why did the crocodile come to such a place? Fang Yi? Let's report it to the organizing committee! Your hand! Your hand! Ah..."

Fang Yi stretched out his arm with a pale complexion, and there was only a sleeve left on the front half of his arm!
Liu Tianxian covered his mouth and was about to shout, but saw Fang Yi's hand protruding from his sleeve again. It turned out that he had hidden his hand in his sleeve before.

She was so angry that she burst into tears: "How can you deceive people! This kind of thing is also used to deceive people—what if you bite off!"

After punching hard twice, Fang Yi heard the dull resonance in his chest, "bang bang" twice, the sound almost overwhelmed the sound of the open-air movie.

He said in shock: "Liu Yifei! Why are you so strong!"

"It's so big so you don't lie to me!"

Fang Yi splashed water on her face and ran away. "Go back and change!"

"You, you, you stop!"

The two chased after each other in the water.There are a lot of couples chasing and fighting on the beach, so that the two of them don't stand out.Fang Yi didn't want to get rid of Liu Tianxian, and Liu Tianxian didn't want to catch up with him immediately.

How did you realize it?
The water-soaked sand has a strong adsorption force, and she pulled out Liu Tianxian's sandals. She raced to pick them up, fearing that the chaser would run away, but when she looked up, she found that Fang Yi had also stopped just right.

Chasing from one side of the beach to the other, Liu Tianxian, who didn't care about putting on his shoes, finally caught Fang Yi.

She threw away the pair of sandals, scooped up a handful of water and wanted to shake Fang Yi's face, but she didn't expect that her physical strength was exhausted. Just as soon as she bent down, she burrowed straight into the ground like an arctic fox.

Fang Yi picked her up, but she was still angry, and wiped Fang Yi's face with the remaining water in her hand, and Fang Yi was wiped by her, all her eyes were on the film on the shadow cloth.

Liu heard the lines in his ear.

First came a male voice: "It is said that whoever has the habit of lying will be bitten off if he sticks his hand in!"

Then came a female voice: "It's terrible!"

Man: "How about you try?"

Female: "Still, still...you come."

Man: "Of course."

A trembling hand stretched into the tree hole...

This is the movie "Roman Holiday" released in 1953. It tells the romantic story between a royal princess of a certain European principality and an ordinary American reporter. The two happened in Rome within a day.

The male lead is a generation of superstar Gregory Peck, and the female lead is Xianyu Liu's idol Audrey Hepburn.

In the current movie plot, it is the male protagonist who puts his hand into the tree hole and pretends to be bitten off to scare the female protagonist... The male protagonist was improvising at the time, and Hepburn didn't know it, so it was very real.

The light curtain of the black and white movie was reflected on Fang Yi's face, and she saw Fang Yi pursing his lips.

Then Director Fang Da turned his face: "What idol are you chasing after? Don't you remember the classics?"

She kicked the water with her bare feet:

"You lied to me first! I was too flustered to remember."

Fang Yi nodded her head, "If you are someone who can swim, no matter how panicky you are, you will know how to stroke twice."

She said nonsense: "I was just in a panic, and I couldn't remember it all the time—Fang Yi, you wouldn't have known in advance that "Roman Holiday" was playing here, so you just ran this way..."

Fang Yi wrung out a handful of water from his sleeve:

"No, look, I'm going to go back to the hotel, so I can't change my clothes."

She felt that everything was too coincidental, "How could it be such a coincidence! You acted in a part of a movie, and then happened to come across the movie that was playing, the plot was exactly the same as what you did... It's amazing!" She clapped her hands happily.

Fang Yi didn't answer her at first, and the two gradually moved closer together, holding hands and walking on the beach in Xiri. She was in a good mood, and she felt very funny when she kicked those sandals around.

But Liu Tianxian didn't react yet, and asked Fang Yi again.

"Why such a coincidence?"

Fang Yi really has no choice: "Is it possible that I met the movie first, and then apply it temporarily."

"So it is!"

Instead of feeling happy, she became disappointed, and she was extremely sad: "I thought you were enlightened, but it turns out that you are picking up people's teeth, so I know you don't know how to coax people!"

As soon as she knew the answer, her legs became numb and painful, and she beat her legs:
"Fang Yi's comforting effect should be reduced by [-] points because it is not romantic—ah!"

Fang Yi turned around and patted his shoulder: "Seeing how pitiful you are, let me carry you back."

She grinned, climbed up involuntarily, and rubbed Fang Yi's neck with her chin: "Add ten points, no, add twenty points!"

——The night has completely fallen, and the romantic pictures put on the passing pictures are almost like the stop signs that must be passed on the road of life. Maybe the sea breeze is too strong, and she feels dizzy.At that time, I didn't know that I would meet Fang Yi in the future, but I always thought about what kind of person I would meet in the future at different stages.

The mother's unsuccessful relationship experience actually made her bold and full of curiosity, longing and doubting.

She put her head completely on Fang Yi's shoulder, staring at different movies in a daze.Suddenly, remembering that the sandals seemed to be thrown on the beach, she wanted to get them back, but she would be embarrassed if Fang Yi carried her back and walked back.

It would be convenient for him to jump down to find it by himself, but he was too embarrassed to ask him to carry him on his back.

and many more.

Huh?
Fang Yi felt his neck itch, "What are you doing? Be honest."

Liu's tone was strange: "Fang Yi actually remembered my shoes?"

"Probably because the memory is better than some people."

This is not to complain, nor to be smart, the serious Director Fang is stating a fact.

Liu Tianxian didn't answer, and stuck to Fang Yi's back silently, as if he could hear his own heartbeat.She blinked, and in a trance, the pictures on each canvas turned into the same person.

Will Fang Yi know what I'm thinking?

He is, after all, very dull.

In fact, at the same time, Director Fang Da was also silently watching the undulating sea water, walking slowly with sandals behind his back.

Han Sanping's sales meeting is already late.

(End of this chapter)