I really can't act

Chapter 78
Feng Dapao was on the set and watched for a whole day, until Fang Yi finished filming the film, he estimated in his heart that the film would be finished.

He expected that this would be an excellent micro-movie.

It means that the scene of Feng Dapao kneeling down will be famous in the history of shadows in the future.

So he asked Fang Yi to intercede, and during the process, he tried to avoid looking directly at Fang Yi, "Director Fang, that segment of Feng's comedy I performed..."

Fang Yi said, "Ah, you said that, of course I stayed. Director Feng, it's a stroke of genius. Movies are made naturally, and you can get good legs by chance."

Feng Dapao had a bitter face, "Director Fang, I think there is something wrong with the performance, and I may have to challenge it again."

"—The performance is fine, Director Feng, you are not only a director, but also an excellent actor," Fang Yi sincerely extended his thumb, "As for directors and actors, you can excel in just a few minutes, except for Feng Director, who else is there?"

After all, Fang Yi imitated a sentence to the onlookers, "Who else?"

——In "Kung Fu", which was released in 05, Director Feng played a guest role as a gangster boss. "Who else" is the classic line of this character.

Crew members perform a routine applause session.

This is not the first time Feng Dapao has been an actor. As early as 94, in Director Jiang Wen's debut film "Sunny Day", Feng Dapao played a serious and slow teacher, and his lines are also very classic, "Who is this?" What did you do? What does that mean?"

Feng Dapao still insisted.

Fang Yi had no choice but to make an exception and bring Feng Dapao to watch the clips he shot.

After all, Feng himself is a top commercial film director in China. Although he was accidentally suppressed when he came to this set, Fang Yi couldn't do too much.

In the movie, a luxurious Bentley Mercedes stops in front of the camera, and a white-gloved driver gets off. He is polite and puts his hands on the handlebars. In the post-production, it is necessary to add relevant soundtracks to make the tone even better. high.

The indistinctly recorded voices of "Director Feng!" and "Director Feng!" made people even more excited.

then.

The great business director Feng Dapao appeared on the stage in real life. He smiled confidently, with his hands behind his back, full of domineering, but with a "pop", he knelt down on the concrete floor.

The most coquettish thing was that his dazed and domineering smile was still on his face.

——The effect is great.

Feng Dapao couldn't help laughing, and then, thinking that he was the person in the film, his laughter turned into crying.

Revisiting the classics, Fang Yi couldn't hold back anymore, and his mouth was pursed into a slit, "Director Feng, thanks to your ingenuity, we can get a classic, even if this film is forgotten, this part will not be forgotten. "

After all, call everyone to cheer for Director Feng.

The applause was like thunder.

Feeling the cheers around him, Director Feng grinned, his bitter face was slightly joyful.

In fact, Feng Dapao's current roles are mainly funny clowns, and he has played not one or two. If you say he is particularly repulsive, it's not a big deal, it just takes time to accept.

Feng likes to be praised very much, as long as he is praised by others, he can live with it.

When Fang Yi saw Feng Dapao, he was fooled, and he stopped talking about changing the film, and announced that he was going to work part-time and packed his things.

As for himself, he also went to remove his makeup, and soon returned to his original appearance.

When he came out, he found that Feng Dapao was still waiting for him.The special makeup takes a long time to remove, which means Mr. Feng has been waiting for him for a long time.

"Director Feng, what else do you have to say?"

But Feng Dapao let out a "hiss", looked at Fang Yi from the beginning to the end, and sighed, "You look so straight!"

And it uses very exaggerated Beijing films.

Fang Yi waved his hand, "Director Feng, you're overrated."

Feng Dapao wanted to hold his hand, but he stretched it out. Like a simple old farmer, he pulled it back and rubbed it on his clothes, then stretched out again, "Director Fang, I'll see you off."

Get out of the way and show off your Bentley Flying Spur.

"Director Feng is so enthusiastic?"

Feng grinned, "It's pretty, it's more than 400 million, I just bought it."

"Oh my god, it's more than 400 million! Director Feng must have made a lot of money."

Feng Geng grinned, "Haha...ahhaha...Small...Come up and sit down first."

——That night, when Feng Dapao returned to his old nest in the capital, his wife Xu Fan saw him, and the first thing she said was, "Old Feng, I heard that you have a sharp mouth and a tofu heart, and you are very kind to newcomers. Ah, what's your situation, why have you changed your temper..."

Feng Dapao grinned, "That newcomer is not an ordinary newcomer."

"What's the meaning."

"It's just that the shooting is good and the speech is good. I don't know why. When he put on makeup, he looked too much like the richest man, and I couldn't refuse; Good to refuse."

Xu Fan said, "There is no way to be good and bad, there is always a difference, so why is it hard to refuse the latter one, and you didn't refuse it?"

Feng Dapao sighed, "Because, it's really well shot...The film should be another classic when it's released..." When he said this, his expression turned joyful, and his thin body writhed on the sofa, "I, Feng Dapao, It’s not just that the director is good, I’m telling them now that I’m also good at acting, but I’m generally not willing to act.”

Xu Fan was too lazy to be polite with him, "I see, our Director Feng is the best in the world... You are not as good as Hitchcock, who acts and directs. China, you are number one, okay? .”

"Isn't it?"

this evening.

Director Feng is still thinking about his camera, his heart is racing, and he can't sleep.

But today, it was his acting skills that exploded. He felt that he was too deeply involved in the drama, so that he couldn't help but knelt down and created a classic.

I'm too good!

Why am I so awesome!

Feng came to the toilet, closed the door, and knelt down in front of the mirror.

Watch your movements carefully.

Keep reminiscing the feeling of the applause surrounding him.

Movies are born naturally, and wonderful legs happen by chance.

Whenever the knee touches the ground. "Crack!" There was a crisp sound.

classic!

"Director Feng! Director Feng!"

what!Even the lower Liba people in the prison like my film!Even Fang Yi, the kind of person who doesn't seem to watch domestic films, would praise me a lot.

In Director Feng's home, there are voice-activated lights everywhere, and they are relatively sensitive. As long as there is a light "pop", the electricity will be turned on.

(End of this chapter)