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Chapter 130 Spring Breeze Proud of Horseshoe Disease, Yang Feng Rasimovich

"Scoring goals in [-] consecutive games! Yang Feng has surpassed the five major league scoring records created by legendary stars such as Batistuta, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo. It is a pity that he is now in the Bundesliga, and there is still a big mountain waiting in front of him." Go over..."

"Ten goals in eight games! No matter what position he plays, scoring goals is too easy for him."

The commentators became more and more excited as they talked, but some football masters on the Internet just watched farther than others.

"Blowing and bragging all day long, isn't it endless? Why don't I have any points in my mind about the defensive level of the Bundesliga?"

"The defense of the Bundesliga is really bad, and it breaks when you touch the keyboard."

"One thing to say, the Bundesliga data is really meaningless. Just look at the results of the European war. Bayern basically ruined this league."

"proceed if you can!"

"I have to know how to cook to evaluate a dish? I have to know how to refrigerate the refrigerator if I scold it for being rotten?"

"I reserve my opinion on how the Bundesliga is, but if Yang Feng is no good, Atletico Madrid and Chelsea will cry..."

"12 consecutive games should be the second record in the Bundesliga, right?"

"Is it possible to break the record? Is there anyone who has traveled through time to answer?"

"I came back from time travel in 2020. Yang Feng tied the record and transferred when I was about to break it."

"Where did the transfer go?"

"Backed to Manchester United by Ferguson."

"Wenger: You are the only one who can kidnap people, right?"

"Real Madrid welcomes you."

"13 points, 7 more points, it's getting more and more difficult to earn points now..." Like everyone else, Yang Feng was also thinking about the record.

Quaresma, Isco, Berbatov, Milito, Recoba, the five S cards should be equipped with ball sense, agility, dribbling, stopping the ball, shooting in the penalty area, long-range shooting, and seven free kicks Among the main offensive attributes, no matter how they are assigned, there will be some shortcomings, which can definitely kill obsessive-compulsive disorder patients. In addition, physical confrontation, running position, speed, and sense of smell in front of the goal are all white cards, which makes him always feel like a mess. It feels like I am still in the internship period after so long.

Yang Feng was a bit possessed by Beba in this game, and he was a bit lazy in everything he did. Not only was he walking and running just now, but he even clapped his hands in a perfunctory way to celebrate his goal. In the fierce derby, the contrast between his personal temperament and the atmosphere of the scene gave people the feeling of... pretending.

Dortmund fans hated it a bit, while other fans wanted to laugh.

"Why does it feel like he didn't wake up, and just walked and scored the ball."

"Hey man, what did you do last night?"

"...Of course it's something embarrassing."

"There's no sweat on my head, and my hair isn't messed up...Isn't Feng Zi taking Berbatov's script today?"

The game started again, Royce passed the ball to Lewandowski, and he went straight into the Schalke hinterland from the left.

The football was passed to Dortmund's backcourt. Dortmund didn't adjust immediately. The midfield and backcourt were still a bit chaotic. The ball was passed to Raul's feet.

Raul looked up and glanced ahead. The defenders thought he was observing his teammates' running positions, and quickly followed the Schalke 04 offensive players. Who knew that Raul actually ran up and shot.

The football drew a parabola with a small arc and flew to the right of the goal.

Raul's shot was impromptu, and no one could have expected it. Only Hummels reacted very quickly, suddenly flew to the side, and pushed the ball out of the baseline with his head.

Corner for Schalke 04.

The goal was not scored, and the expressions of the two coaches on the sidelines were very similar, both of them were cold and dead faces, but Klopp's eyes were already a little flustered, while Stevens was much calmer.

Dortmund has a big problem this season. Klopp is making urgent adjustments, but at the critical moment of adjustment, he encountered the Ruhr Derby.

When the whistle sounded, Farfan raised his right hand as a signal and sent the ball out.

"Oh! Terrible corner kick, it's a half-high kick, it's better to let Yang..."

The commentator's chatter has just begun, and the football has already flown towards the goal.

Farfan patted his forehead in annoyance.

He originally wanted to hit a curved ball like Yang Feng with violent rotation, and pass it to the tall Matip behind the goal, but he didn't expect it to be like this.

This is an embarrassing pass for the receiver. The height is only around the waist. The volley is too high and the header is too low. Shooting, but now the penalty area is crowded, obviously we can only find a way to stop the ball and then deal with it slowly.

All Dortmund players and fans secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but the next second the breath suddenly rushed into their throats.

I saw Yang Feng, who was pointing in front of the goal, suddenly took two steps in the direction of the football flying, then stretched out his right leg and swung sideways. The moment the football flew over, the heel of his right foot suddenly hit the middle and lower part of the football heavily.

The football changes direction and draws a diagonal line towards the upper left corner of the goal.

Hummels behind him thought he was going to stop the ball and turn around, and he was already on his horse and ready to grab it, but who knew that the football flew over his head.

He turned immediately, just in time to see the football go over Weidenfeller's head and fly across the goal line in the astonishment of everyone.

0-2.
According to international practice, the home team is at the front and the visiting team is at the back.

"GOOOOOOOOLLLLL! Yang! Yang! Yang! What did he do? Crazy! Scorpion wagging! This is Ibrahimovic's scorpion wagging! Yang must be a big fan of Ibrahimovic, this is his first time Copy Ibrahimovic's classic goal for the second time!"

There are two most well-known scorpion tail swing shots, one is the diving scorpion tail swing like the diving jump used by Van der Vaart and Da Giroud, and the other is the standing style of Ibrahimovic's karate turn and side kick scorpio.

In terms of round difficulty, the one with the dive should be higher, but in terms of elegance, it is obvious that Yang Feng scored the ball without even moving his feet.

"...Can I not just catch Ibrahimovic alone?"

"In this situation, I just want to write a poem: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"

Yang Feng glanced back, ran to the sidelines quickly, spread his hands, closed his eyes, raised his chin slightly, and leaned his upper body slightly back, to welcome the cheers of the away fans.

At this moment, the most famous devil's stadium in continental Europe seemed to be split open by the gods, and the sunlight poured down from the gap, making Yang Feng seem to be bathed in the holy light.

Like a god.

"Yang Feng's celebratory gesture looks familiar...I think about it...I remember it, it seems to be the pose of the main character in the poster of the classic movie "The Shawshank Redemption"..."

"Two goals! Just 1 minute and 11 seconds after the first goal, Yang Feng scored the second goal..."

"Farfan's pass was not perfect, even full of flaws, but he created a wonderful goal."

Raul was the first to rush over from behind and jumped on his back. Before he had time to say anything, Yang Feng's lazy voice came from his ear.

"How long is the record for the fastest hat-trick?"

　There are a few things, that's all for today~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)