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Chapter 219 Don't Read Me
Chapter 219 Don't read the meal, I reminded you (Xiao Xu's ten chapters, all kinds of requests!)
Bai Juhua leaned over to look at the roster, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment, because the person Li Gang pointed to was named Bai Laopi.
"Sir, aren't we talking about helping the poor?"
"so what?"
"This old fart, he is not happy to help, he is a rich man in the village."
"Wealthy households also send it! Where is he? I'll send it to my door to express myself!"
Li Gang couldn't wait, he felt that this old fart was the person he was looking for.
According to the pissing nature of the people in Bailong Village, it is a fool not to take advantage of the advantage, and there must be a problem if you can not take advantage of it. This old bastard is Bailong!
"Uh, this is..."
Seeing how the white chrysanthemum was pushing back and forth, Li Gang felt that there must be something wrong, so he became more certain of his judgment. He sneered and went up to grab the white chrysanthemum by the collar.
"Please support my work, boy, if you don't support my work, I don't mind beating you into a meatloaf."
"Ah... is the Imperial Poverty Alleviation Team so violent? Don't worry, sir, it's not that I don't support you. There must be some unspeakable secrets in this... Hey, come with me."
Li Gang followed the white chrysanthemum to the village, and he felt that something was wrong, but the more he walked, the more familiar he looked, and he walked a few more steps, hey, he came back to the white chrysanthemum's house.
"What do you mean? You're kidding me? I asked you to take me to Old Bai. Why did you bring me to your house?"
"Sir, old fart Bai is my father."
"Your father? Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"You didn't ask either."
"Humph!"
Li Gang made a nasal sound, pushed the white chrysanthemum away, and went in, "Old fart, old fart, old fart, come out!"
After shouting for a long time, an old man wandered over from the backyard. He looked quite energetic, but his ears were not good.
"SEI? I sound like someone is calling my name."
Bai Chrysanthemum hurried up to meet her and said loudly: "Father, someone from above is here, here to help the poor and condolences!"
"Oh, chicken soup is here? Is it ready for dinner? Then let's eat."
"No, it's not chicken soup, it's someone from above who came to help the poor!"
"What? Didn't you make chicken soup? You made wontons?" Old Bai was very disappointed. "I like to drink chicken soup. It keeps you full and is good for your body and mind."
Li Gang watched with cold eyes from the sidelines, quietly using his supernatural powers, and the nine heavens and ten earths Pomoshen eyes scanned Bai Laopi for a long while, but the result disappointed him greatly.Bai Laopi is also an ordinary person, without any inspiration.
Seeing Li Gang, Bai Laopi said tremblingly, "This is SEI? The family is coming? Then why are you standing still, kill pigs and geese quickly, and stew the whole pot."
"Don't bother!" Li Gang refused with a cold face.
"What? Want to eat more rice? No problem! Son, go get some rice."
Bai Juhua agreed, and said to Li Gang: "Sir, look, why don't you stay for a light meal? Things are always busy, and you have to eat."
Li Gang thought for a while and nodded in agreement, so Bai Juhua took his servants to cook, and asked Bai Laopi to invite Li Gang to sit down and drink tea outside.
Old Bai is deaf, but he talks a lot, and after a few words, he tells Li Gang that he is irritable.Li Gang thought that there was something wrong with Bai Laopi, and seeing him now was even more distasteful, so he walked over and held Bai Laopi's arm and said, "Old man, let me help you get up and walk, you are prone to hemorrhoids when you sit all the time."
"Ah? Ehhhhhh..."
Old Bai couldn't hear what Li Gang said, he didn't want to wake up, he just got kicked up, Li Gang was carrying him like a chicken.
"Come, come, take two steps if you are not sick."
Li Gang was holding Bai Laopi, and his heart suddenly felt murderous. He walked around the yard and saw a cesspit in the corner. He walked over without saying a word, grabbing Bai Laopi.
"Hey, hey, why can't the old man think about it? You don't have to die if you can't hear it!"
While talking, Li Gang gave Bai Lao a kick, kicking him into the cesspit.
In front of Liu Yusheng, Li Gang was more honest and cute than kittens and puppies. He would not even take a second look at the four beauties wandering around in front of him every day.But this does not mean that Li Gang is an honest man. He entered the Tao with a murderous heart, and his Taoist heart is firm. Killing people is as common as drinking water.
Since killing Lili's family and Ding Datou opened the door to a new world, Li Gang often has the urge to kill when he sees people, but he has been forcibly restraining himself.
Patience is the first word, counseling is king.
Now, Li Gang didn't want to bear it anymore.
Firstly, this was the task assigned by Liu Yusheng, and secondly, since Bailong couldn't be found, he simply killed people to make things worse, and he didn't believe that Bailong would not show up.
Being able to pretend to be a person helping the poor in the empire, and acting for a long time, is already very valuable to Li Gang, and he really can't continue acting.
The yard of Bai Juhua's house is a typical rural courtyard. There are main room, west room, and east room. The east room is next to the kitchen. There is a toilet on the south wall of the yard, and in the corner next to the toilet is a cesspit.The cesspit is usually filled with water, which can effectively prevent the stinking, feces and urine from filling the pit, and you can dig some lotus root to eat.
Old Bai Fart was thrown into the cesspit by Li Gang. The old guy couldn't swim, but fortunately the cesspit was not deep. He gulped a few sips and stood still when he was full.Once he stood firm, he wanted to climb up, but Li Gang went up and kicked Old Bai's head again, kicking him back and knocking him unconscious.
This time, Bai Laopi was submerged in the cesspool, and after a while, he floated up, his face down, his limbs shrunk, like a toad.
After a while, the white chrysanthemum came out of the kitchen smoky, and Li Gang was sitting in the yard, where's dad?Why is dad gone?
"Sir, have you seen my dad? Has he gone out to play again?"
"No, your father couldn't think about it, and committed suicide by jumping into the cesspit."
"what?"
Bai Chrysanthemum hurriedly ran to the edge of the cesspit, and saw Bai Lao lying in the water with his ass pouted at a glance.Bai Chrysanthemum wanted to jump into the pit to get her father up, but she smelled the smell in the cesspit, and she couldn't get out of the water, so she could only shout at the top of her voice, "Er idiot, Er idiot, come out, come out and save my father!" !"
The second fool is the follower who has been following Bai Juhua, the one who was beaten by Li Gang with a bruised nose and a swollen face.As soon as Bai Chrysanthemum yelled, Ersha rushed out, jumped into the cesspit without saying a word, with a plop, the feces splashed on Lao Gao, and just happened to make Bai Chrysanthemum's face.
Bai Chrysanthemum sucked on her teeth and vomited on the spot.
vomit……
Ersha dragged Bai Laopi's body up, and Bai Juhua was covering her mouth and bent over to vomit wildly. Li Gang came over and kicked. Hit Ersha on him.The two fell into the cesspit together.
Pfft!
"Ouch...cough cough cough cough, vomit, sir, what are you doing, vomit... I provoked you, you vomit..."
Li Gang said with a cold face: "I just ask once, where is Bailong? I told you to come up, if you don't tell me, you will drown in shit and urine."
"Sir, what white dragon? You mean that statue? Isn't it at the entrance of the village? You are too cruel, I strongly request to change the way of death!"
"Application rejected, eat shit!"
(End of this chapter)
Bai Juhua leaned over to look at the roster, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment, because the person Li Gang pointed to was named Bai Laopi.
"Sir, aren't we talking about helping the poor?"
"so what?"
"This old fart, he is not happy to help, he is a rich man in the village."
"Wealthy households also send it! Where is he? I'll send it to my door to express myself!"
Li Gang couldn't wait, he felt that this old fart was the person he was looking for.
According to the pissing nature of the people in Bailong Village, it is a fool not to take advantage of the advantage, and there must be a problem if you can not take advantage of it. This old bastard is Bailong!
"Uh, this is..."
Seeing how the white chrysanthemum was pushing back and forth, Li Gang felt that there must be something wrong, so he became more certain of his judgment. He sneered and went up to grab the white chrysanthemum by the collar.
"Please support my work, boy, if you don't support my work, I don't mind beating you into a meatloaf."
"Ah... is the Imperial Poverty Alleviation Team so violent? Don't worry, sir, it's not that I don't support you. There must be some unspeakable secrets in this... Hey, come with me."
Li Gang followed the white chrysanthemum to the village, and he felt that something was wrong, but the more he walked, the more familiar he looked, and he walked a few more steps, hey, he came back to the white chrysanthemum's house.
"What do you mean? You're kidding me? I asked you to take me to Old Bai. Why did you bring me to your house?"
"Sir, old fart Bai is my father."
"Your father? Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"You didn't ask either."
"Humph!"
Li Gang made a nasal sound, pushed the white chrysanthemum away, and went in, "Old fart, old fart, old fart, come out!"
After shouting for a long time, an old man wandered over from the backyard. He looked quite energetic, but his ears were not good.
"SEI? I sound like someone is calling my name."
Bai Chrysanthemum hurried up to meet her and said loudly: "Father, someone from above is here, here to help the poor and condolences!"
"Oh, chicken soup is here? Is it ready for dinner? Then let's eat."
"No, it's not chicken soup, it's someone from above who came to help the poor!"
"What? Didn't you make chicken soup? You made wontons?" Old Bai was very disappointed. "I like to drink chicken soup. It keeps you full and is good for your body and mind."
Li Gang watched with cold eyes from the sidelines, quietly using his supernatural powers, and the nine heavens and ten earths Pomoshen eyes scanned Bai Laopi for a long while, but the result disappointed him greatly.Bai Laopi is also an ordinary person, without any inspiration.
Seeing Li Gang, Bai Laopi said tremblingly, "This is SEI? The family is coming? Then why are you standing still, kill pigs and geese quickly, and stew the whole pot."
"Don't bother!" Li Gang refused with a cold face.
"What? Want to eat more rice? No problem! Son, go get some rice."
Bai Juhua agreed, and said to Li Gang: "Sir, look, why don't you stay for a light meal? Things are always busy, and you have to eat."
Li Gang thought for a while and nodded in agreement, so Bai Juhua took his servants to cook, and asked Bai Laopi to invite Li Gang to sit down and drink tea outside.
Old Bai is deaf, but he talks a lot, and after a few words, he tells Li Gang that he is irritable.Li Gang thought that there was something wrong with Bai Laopi, and seeing him now was even more distasteful, so he walked over and held Bai Laopi's arm and said, "Old man, let me help you get up and walk, you are prone to hemorrhoids when you sit all the time."
"Ah? Ehhhhhh..."
Old Bai couldn't hear what Li Gang said, he didn't want to wake up, he just got kicked up, Li Gang was carrying him like a chicken.
"Come, come, take two steps if you are not sick."
Li Gang was holding Bai Laopi, and his heart suddenly felt murderous. He walked around the yard and saw a cesspit in the corner. He walked over without saying a word, grabbing Bai Laopi.
"Hey, hey, why can't the old man think about it? You don't have to die if you can't hear it!"
While talking, Li Gang gave Bai Lao a kick, kicking him into the cesspit.
In front of Liu Yusheng, Li Gang was more honest and cute than kittens and puppies. He would not even take a second look at the four beauties wandering around in front of him every day.But this does not mean that Li Gang is an honest man. He entered the Tao with a murderous heart, and his Taoist heart is firm. Killing people is as common as drinking water.
Since killing Lili's family and Ding Datou opened the door to a new world, Li Gang often has the urge to kill when he sees people, but he has been forcibly restraining himself.
Patience is the first word, counseling is king.
Now, Li Gang didn't want to bear it anymore.
Firstly, this was the task assigned by Liu Yusheng, and secondly, since Bailong couldn't be found, he simply killed people to make things worse, and he didn't believe that Bailong would not show up.
Being able to pretend to be a person helping the poor in the empire, and acting for a long time, is already very valuable to Li Gang, and he really can't continue acting.
The yard of Bai Juhua's house is a typical rural courtyard. There are main room, west room, and east room. The east room is next to the kitchen. There is a toilet on the south wall of the yard, and in the corner next to the toilet is a cesspit.The cesspit is usually filled with water, which can effectively prevent the stinking, feces and urine from filling the pit, and you can dig some lotus root to eat.
Old Bai Fart was thrown into the cesspit by Li Gang. The old guy couldn't swim, but fortunately the cesspit was not deep. He gulped a few sips and stood still when he was full.Once he stood firm, he wanted to climb up, but Li Gang went up and kicked Old Bai's head again, kicking him back and knocking him unconscious.
This time, Bai Laopi was submerged in the cesspool, and after a while, he floated up, his face down, his limbs shrunk, like a toad.
After a while, the white chrysanthemum came out of the kitchen smoky, and Li Gang was sitting in the yard, where's dad?Why is dad gone?
"Sir, have you seen my dad? Has he gone out to play again?"
"No, your father couldn't think about it, and committed suicide by jumping into the cesspit."
"what?"
Bai Chrysanthemum hurriedly ran to the edge of the cesspit, and saw Bai Lao lying in the water with his ass pouted at a glance.Bai Chrysanthemum wanted to jump into the pit to get her father up, but she smelled the smell in the cesspit, and she couldn't get out of the water, so she could only shout at the top of her voice, "Er idiot, Er idiot, come out, come out and save my father!" !"
The second fool is the follower who has been following Bai Juhua, the one who was beaten by Li Gang with a bruised nose and a swollen face.As soon as Bai Chrysanthemum yelled, Ersha rushed out, jumped into the cesspit without saying a word, with a plop, the feces splashed on Lao Gao, and just happened to make Bai Chrysanthemum's face.
Bai Chrysanthemum sucked on her teeth and vomited on the spot.
vomit……
Ersha dragged Bai Laopi's body up, and Bai Juhua was covering her mouth and bent over to vomit wildly. Li Gang came over and kicked. Hit Ersha on him.The two fell into the cesspit together.
Pfft!
"Ouch...cough cough cough cough, vomit, sir, what are you doing, vomit... I provoked you, you vomit..."
Li Gang said with a cold face: "I just ask once, where is Bailong? I told you to come up, if you don't tell me, you will drown in shit and urine."
"Sir, what white dragon? You mean that statue? Isn't it at the entrance of the village? You are too cruel, I strongly request to change the way of death!"
"Application rejected, eat shit!"
(End of this chapter)
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