I run faster than my teammates

The security captain left the room, and one of his subordinates asked in a low voice: "Boss, isn't our hotel occupied by those people? Here's another old man staying here, what should we say?"

The security captain snorted coldly with disdain: "Those upstarts? Hehe, they only said to book out the hotel, but they didn't say that no one else would be allowed to stay."

"But……"

"Shut up! But you idiot, do you listen to me or theirs? Who the hell are you eating and serving?"

The security captain suddenly lost his temper, and the younger brother was afraid to speak.After a while, the security captain said, "Did those bumpkins react? The old man made such a big commotion, and they didn't say anything?"

The little brother hesitated and couldn't explain why, so the security captain simply pushed him away, walked through the corridor by himself, and walked towards the end.

There is a suite here, and there were four people living in it some time ago, four sneaky and strange people.

The security captain came to the door of the suite, waited for a while, but did not hear any movement inside, then suddenly the door opened, and a person came out noisy.

"Brother, you are uneducated. This is a peerless poem. You simply don't know how to appreciate it. Wait until I find someone who can appreciate it."

As soon as this person went out, he saw the security captain. Because he came out in a hurry, the security captain was taken aback. The guest was very happy, and grabbed the security captain's arm and dragged him into the room. The captain didn't even have the strength to resist at that moment. At that moment, he felt that it was not a person but a fierce beast that caught him.

The security captain was dragged into the room, and there were three people sitting or lying in it, plus the captors, it happened to be four, and the four were none other than the Four Ghosts of Qinghe sent by Tianhai Pavilion to Shenjing to fight in front of them.

On the first day when the four ghosts of Qinghe came to the Lijing Hotel, the fourth starving ghost killed an unlucky guy, then cast a spell to cleanse everyone's memory, and then took over the entire hotel.They didn't know that the unlucky guy who died was called Zhang Juhua, and he also had an old father named Zhang Zhujie. Now the bitter master came to the door, but before he found the right master, he was controlled by the security captain.

During these days in Shenjing, the boss hanged the ghost to restrain everyone from making troubles and not going out, and honestly waited here for the arrival of the Tianhai Pavilion troops.The brothers are afraid of hanging ghosts first, and they are also afraid of offending the Emperor's Palace, so they really don't go out, but they are really irritable after staying for a few days. , wrote eleven poems in a row, but unfortunately his literary talent was not recognized by his brothers, but was ridiculed as nonsense.

The fourth child was ridiculed so anxiously that he was about to go out to find some knowledgeable people. Unexpectedly, the security captain was just outside the door, and he happened to catch a young man.

"Come on, come on, listen up. I'm a poet. I have a certificate. I belong to the Poets Association. I wrote a few poems recently, but they can't understand them at all. I see you It seems to be a little cultured, I will read the poems to you, and you will judge and criticize me."

After the starving ghost finished speaking arrogantly, he added a little strength to his hand, and the security captain instantly felt a sharp pain in the place where the starving ghost grabbed him, as if his bones were broken.

"I'll listen, I'll listen, I'll definitely listen carefully!" The security captain hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Only then was the starving ghost satisfied. He let go of the security captain, took a few steps to build up his emotions, and then began to read aloud.

"eggplant"

when lonely

eggplant
Undoubtedly

best in the world
better than cucumber
Smooth without thorns
thick and big
The security captain's eyes widened, like a copper bell, he couldn't believe his ears, what did I hear?This is poetry?
The starving ghost took a look at the shocked expression of the security captain, and felt complacent. This must be because of my literary talents, right?Ha ha!
"Listen well, I have a second one!"

"Fat and Thin"

let's go shit together
I am fat
you are thin
I took a big dip

like a watermelon
you sucked a little

like a potato
The security captain rolled his eyes and tried not to laugh on the spot. He didn't dare to laugh because he was afraid of pain.

The starving ghost still had more to say, and continued to recite his poems.

"Rainy Night"

heavy rain

we shelter from the rain together

you're soaked
I'm soaked too
We stripped naked and warmed up together
some places
failed to dry
On the contrary, the more baked and the wetter
The captain of the security guard was about to grit his teeth. He admitted that the poems written by the starving ghost had some artistic elements, but not much.For such a poem, the security captain really couldn't appreciate it, and he almost vomited.

The starving ghost laughed loudly, "Are you intoxicated? You think it's a good poem, right? I just said that my poems must be understood by people with a level. Assholes know a lot..."

"puff!"

The security captain couldn't hold back, he smiled, but he was terrified at the thought of the starving ghost's tricks, the result was crying and laughing on his face, two contradictory emotions existed at the same time, it was definitely an actor-level performance.

The starved ghost froze for a moment, his eyes gradually turned cold, "Are you laughing at me?"

"No! I just thought of happy things!" The security captain said with a sad face.

"What makes you so happy?"

"My wife is having a baby."

"Have a boy or a girl?"

"Male, er, female, er, whatever."

"All right?"

"It is about to be born, but it has not yet been born, but both men and women are the same, and daughters are also passed on to future generations."

The starving ghost squinted, and his cold eyes were cruising on the captain of the security guard. The captain of the security guard was so cold that he couldn't help shivering.

"Are you afraid?"

"No."

"Then why are you trembling?"

"I'm excited."

"Why are you excited?"

"Because... because I heard the most beautiful poem in the world and met the greatest poet in the world, I was so excited that I couldn't help myself."

"Huh? Truth?" The starving ghost froze for a moment, and a gleam of joy appeared in his eyes.

"From the bottom of my heart, from the bottom of my heart."

"Hahahahahaha, I've been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years, I didn't expect to meet a bosom friend here, good friend, I still have a few poems, I read them to you, and you can help me taste them."

The starved ghost was very interested, and immediately read another song.

"Dedication"

I eat big buns, and what I squeeze out is milk
What you eat is a big banana, and what you squeeze out is milk

Before the starving ghost finished reading a poem, the security captain completely collapsed. He jumped up like crazy, and shouted at the starving ghost: "I am your eighth generation ancestor! What kind of grudge does I have against you? You want to torment people like this? Don’t take you like this, you are called poetry? His mother is not even shit! My ears are dirty, my heart is polluted, I would rather be deaf!”

Facing the sudden outburst of the security captain, the starving ghost was stunned. Then he came back to his senses and couldn't help being furious. For a moment, he was so angry that he went up and slapped the security captain's head off.

The fallen head whirled around on the ground a few times, and the security captain's expression remained angry, as if he would rather die than hear it.

What kind of shit poet is this?