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Chapter 79 How Old Are You?

Chapter 79 How Old Are You?
Liu Yue returned home with the children, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Chang Wei calling for blessings.

Xu Yue cleaned up Xu Yanghao, making the whole family go crazy.Liu Yue couldn't help being amused, "What are you doing? You haven't come back for so long, and you've been showing off your prestige since you came here. I'm still young, so teach me slowly."

"It's 24 five, and I'm not in good shape every day. Don't stop me. I must teach him a lesson for my parents today!"

While stopping Xu Yue, Liu Yue winked at Xu Yang, "Quickly apologize to your brother, Xu Jin, Xu Yun, hurry up and hug Dad, and ask Dad if he brought you any presents?"

The two little girls are nine years old this year, one is Xu Jin and the other is Xu Yun. They are also clever, and one of them went up and hugged Xu Yue's leg, "Dad, Dad, what gift did you bring us?"

The small voice was sweet and waxy, which warmed people's hearts. Afraid of bumping into the two little ancestors, Xu Yue hurriedly bent down and hugged them, kissed each of them and laughed loudly, "There are gifts, there are gifts , all of them!"

Turning his face away, he scolded Xu Yang again: "Get lost! I'll deal with you another day!"

Xu Yang was full of indifference, and turned his head to leave. Before leaving, he winked at the two nieces and acted like a clown, and the two little girls laughed together.

When Xu Yang left the house, Liu Yue's face sank, "Well, you Xu Yue, you have grown up, and you lose your temper as soon as you get home, who are you attacking? Are you the younger brother? I think you are attacking me Come here, you think I can't manage this family well, you despise me!"

Xu Yue suddenly had one head and two big ones, and hurriedly coaxed them in a low voice, and managed to coax the three women in the family to be happy.

Not to mention that Xu Yue coaxed women at home, but also said that Xu Yang had nowhere to go when he left the house. demon.

Opening WeChat, Xu Yang posted a circle of friends every day, what did he post this time?Du Niang walked around, found a few photos of famous watches, chose one at random, and accompanied it with text: I bought such a thing, and I don’t think it looks very good on me.

The force has overflowed.

Looking through Xu Yang's WeChat circle of friends, luxury hotels, luxury car keys, luxury cruise ships, or famous watches and various landmarks, the air of pretending to show off his wealth is suffocating.

There is no way, the cooking skills, part of Xu Yang's income comes from this.

Open the address book, pick and choose, and find a young lady named "My sweetheart must be a hero of the world", and it is a nasty and earthy love story.

"The love of the world is thin, the love of human beings is evil, and the flowers are easy to fall when it rains."

"If you don't know lovesickness normally, you will love it, and you will hurt lovesickness."

"I gained weight, but I didn't get fat because I secretly had you in my heart."

"..."

After finishing speaking, a 520 transfer was sent.

After a while, the red envelope was received over there, and a smiling expression was returned.

After a while, a transfer of 600 yuan came back, with a note: Money is not everything. Although I am poor, I don't care about your stinky money. Please don't bother me in the future.

Back and forth, a few nonsense, net income of 80 yuan, happy.

After a while, a message from "My sweetheart must be a hero of the world": Delete you first, Kaizi has already taken the bait, and I don't need this service recently, I will find you when I have something to do.

Xu Yang wanted to make a bad face back, but unfortunately he was no longer the other party's friend.

Xu Yang went through the address book again, and found a girl named "Xiaowan is very nasty", and went up to a set of combined punches, but just sent two love words, and the other party immediately returned with a smiling expression.

This is a code sign that the service is not required.

Xu Yang had no choice but to stop and look for a new target.I flipped through the address book and bombarded the girls one after another. Unfortunately, today's calendar is not good. Except for the first order that earned 80 yuan, the rest were all in vain.

This is normal, there are so many Kaizi who are easy to be fooled, besides, Xu Yang's customer base is still too small, he has not been in this business for a long time, so take your time.

Xu Yang changed to a WeChat account to log in, and repeated the above process. This account was okay, and the income was 170 yuan.

Another one, this number is much more normal, the name is Xu Yang, the profile picture is a screenshot of a poster of a romantic movie, the circle of friends is clean, there are only a few lines of text, not even a picture.This is Xu Yang's own account. All his friends are on it. The previous account belonged to his work account. He is a person who distinguishes between public and private.

On Xu Yang's own account, there are as many female friends as there are stars. He opened the nearby people and searched around, and applied for a few friends, but no one agreed.

Open Contacts and start chatting.

"miss you."

"roll!"

"Why are you so angry, who made my baby unhappy?"

"I'll be happy if you don't look for me!"

"Okay, okay, it's not a reunion after a long absence, I send you messages every day, why are you so excited."

"Speechless for you."

"An appointment tonight?"

"About your sister, get out."

"A relative is here?"

"Ah."

"Got it, goodbye."

"Damn it, I knew that men don't have a good thing! You're just greedy for me."

"(Surprised expression) If you are not greedy for your body, why am I angry with you? I am sick? Do I have a relationship with you? Are we in love? Do you think I am poor?"

"Go away!"

"Good."

If there is no good result, talk to another girl.

"Beautiful girl from the same city, I didn't expect us to be so close, how are you?"

There was no response, Xu Yang thought for a while, this opening sentence is indeed a bit greasy and old-fashioned.This girl is a bit cool, let's change to another one.

"Baby, I always feel that adults should be sincere and open when getting along with each other, and should not be vain. Do you agree with me?"

"I agree, but what the hell is a baby? When did I become your baby?"

"Ham, sooner or later, don't care about those details. Since you agree with my point of view, I have to be straightforward. I want to see thighs, and black silk is the best."

"..."

"Don't be shy, send it quickly."

"I'm not shy, I'm not."

"No black silk? It doesn't matter, I don't dislike it."

"No, I don't have a leg, amputated."

"Ah? Sorry, I don't know, when did it happen?"

"Just now."

"..."

Unfavorable start, Xu Yang felt a little irritable.As a normal adult man, the double loneliness of mind and body is very difficult, so he decided to make persistent efforts.

"Sorry, last time you said to borrow money, my account was stolen at that time, and I didn't return it to you. I just got it back. Are you okay?"

???

Did you block me already?Excessive!

Come again!

Xu Yang saw the girl named Xiaofantong, clicked on the circle of friends, hey, even came back from a trip, and didn't even say hello.

"When did you come back, don't say anything, so I can treat you to a meal."

"Dinner, please? Do you want to sleep with me?"

"Nonsense, am I asking you for nothing?"

"How old are you?"

"24."

"How old are you?"

"24 years old, born in the year of horse."

"How old are you?"

"18 centimeters?"

"It's over if you say so early."

"Ooooh! So how old are you?"

"36C."

"What do you want to eat? How about 6 yuan Malatang!"

"I won't eat today, let's try another day."

"OK, come to my place or go to yours?"

(End of this chapter)

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