The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 142 Chuck: I want to eat Kung Pao Chicken
"Hi."

Joey walked in in a low mood.

"Look, here comes the Italian!"

As always, Chandler immediately used the material he just learned, waved at Joey teasingly, and signaled everyone to look at Joey.

"Got it, Italian's gay roommate."

Phoebe sneered.

"Enough is enough, that's the normal reaction people have when they hear someone dies! Not the first thought of money, not the first thought of themselves! The first moment of regret! Just like Joey!"

Monica lectured to everyone, her eyes stayed on Rachel and Chandler for a while.

Rachel, who thought of money for the first time, lowered her head.

Chandler, who thought for the first time that he would die alone, sat on the sofa unloved, not caring about Monica's gaze at all.

Joey first puffed up his chest under Monica's approving gaze, and then asked the key question: "Who died?"

"..."

The corner of Monica's mouth twitched: "You don't know that Mr. Huck has passed away? Then why do you have a sad face?"

"Ugh."

As soon as this was mentioned, Joey made a bitter face, and said hesitantly: "My movie role is dirty."

"what?"

"Oh no! We're still waiting to see your face on the big screen."

Old friends immediately expressed disappointment.

"why?"

Ross was puzzled, glanced at Chuck, and said pointedly: "Could it be because the Gambino family was investigated, so there was something wrong with the movie?"

Everyone immediately looked at Chuck in unison.

"Ah yes!"

Joey's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his finger: "That's it."

"Is that right?"

Chuck looked at Joey.

"I'm not so sure either."

Joey wanted to nod directly, but when he met Chuck's calm gaze, he suddenly looked away with some guilt: "That's what the gossip said."

"That must be the reason."

Ross has always been displeased with Chuck, and immediately said: "Joy is so good at acting, it's just a matter of missing a chance. Now that he has passed the interview and the agent has made an agreement, even if he wants to sneak into Joey, he will sign it. Apart from the sudden withdrawal of the film due to funding, what other reasons could there be? This is an important turning point in Joy's career."

"As far as I know, the movie is still being made."

Chuck nodded and said: "If this is true, it means that someone is laundering black money in the name of making a movie, and I will let the agents of the Internal Revenue Service follow up."

"do not."

Joey was taken aback, and quickly waved his hands and said, "I just heard that those are gossip, so they may not be accurate."

"You were wrong."

Chuck shook his head: "The gossip is the most accurate. You haven't seen that all the heavyweight news are anonymous gossip from the inside. Don't worry, these things are checked and verified. They are the most professional."

"I was wrong! I lost that role!"

Joey couldn't hold it anymore, and directly told the truth: "The director fired me!"

"what?"

Ross was stunned: "Why?"

"Because I acted too hard..."

Joey faltered and wanted to cover up one last thing: "My idea is that my character is very sad. My wife died and my brother disappeared. I want to show quiet despair. Is this wrong?"

While talking, there was a performance on the spot.

"I understood it very well, and I acted very well."

Ross was puzzled.

"right!"

Joey was very happy with Rose's approval, and pointed to Rose: "It's a pity that the director didn't give me a chance to show it at all, and only asked me not to squeeze my butt muscles."

"What does this have to do with the glutes?"

Chandler mocked casually: "It's your face, not your butt."

"This one……"

Joey hesitated for a moment.

"No way?"

Rachel was stunned, and then burst out laughing: "You can't play buttocks, can you?"

"Ok."

Seeing that he had slipped his mouth, Joey could only bite the bullet and tell the truth: "I acted as a buttock replacement, but it was Al Pacino's buttocks. When he was filming the bathing scene, I was actually filming it."

Speaking of this, he put his palms together and begged Chuck: "This is the truth of the matter. You must not let the people from the Internal Revenue Service come to investigate, or my acting career will be completely over."

People in the entertainment industry know everything, but they can't stand the investigation.

If it was because of Joey that he was targeted by the IRS, then Joey would be well-known in this industry, but he was notorious, and he could never be mixed again.

"Ok."

Chuck nodded.

"thanks, thanks."

Joy is happy.

"You're welcome."

Chuck said frankly: "I'm looking at Al Pacino's buttocks, ass face."

"Butt face?"

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then roared with laughter.

"People are famous for their faces, but you are almost famous for your butt. Butt face is really worthy of the name."

Chandler teased.

"Oh, I laughed so hard."

Rachel hugged Phoebe and laughed.

"..."

Joey's face turned completely dark.

When he received the role, he had this kind of premonition that his friends would laugh at him, but he didn't expect that only a small part of the premonition, and now he has such a shameful nickname.

"do not be angry."

Monica tried her best to hold back a smile, and explained to Joey for Chuck: "My little cousin is called by his mother at home, and this is also a kind nickname."

"It's ok."

With a bitter face, Joey walked up to Chandler, sat down, imitating Chandler's appearance, and also showed a loveless expression.

"Don't be like this, there is still a chance next time, we all believe that you will be popular."

Monica comforted.

"Hopefully."

Joey said in frustration: "I just want to play a good role. This time even the hip replacement was fired. Next time I really want to show my face. Can I really play well?"

"Of course."

Chandler joked: "Acting is all about looking at your face. If you don't show your face, the feeling of wanting to show your face with your buttocks is obviously a challenge to the highest level of difficulty."

Speaking of this, he patted his forehead and pretended to be enlightened: "I have a solution. At that time, if you asked Chuck to help you draw a face on your buttocks, it would be much easier. With the strength of your butt face and Unique and sure to be an instant hit.”

Rachel and the others couldn't help laughing again.

Joey glared angrily at his good roommate Chandler.

Chuck glanced at Chandler.

"Okay, don't be sad."

Monica smoothed things over and said, "Joy, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you right now."

"I want to eat fried chicken brother!"

When it comes to food, Joey is not sad at once.

For him, the two most important things in life are heart and food, acting to become famous or something, just to make a lot of money, so that he can pursue these two things.

"So, I want to eat fried chicken brother too."

"Me too. Although Brother Fried Chicken is not as famous as KFC, I have to say that it tastes good and the price is cheaper than KFC."

"It was built step by step from a small place like New Mexico, and now the number of branches is second only to KFC, so it must be strong."

When everyone mentioned fried chicken brothers, they became excited.

"Okay, let's eat fried chicken brother."

Seeing that everyone wanted to eat, Monica picked up the phone and called. This is not the first time they ordered Fried Chicken Brothers to take out.

After ordering the meal, Monica asked Chuck in a low voice, "What do you want to eat?"

"No way?"

Rachel complained: "Forget about eating fried chicken together bro, do you still have to do it for Chuck alone?"

"Chuck doesn't eat junk food."

Monica explained.

"Does that mean we're all eating garbage?"

Ross was sulky on the sidelines.

"It's purely personal preference, as long as you are happy."

Chuck glanced at Rose, and then said to Monica, "I want Kung Pao Chicken."

"..."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they couldn't hold back their laughter. They looked at Chandler with a livid face, but Chandler jumped up and shouted, "Don't eat Kung Pao Chicken! Don't mention Kung Pao Chicken! "

"Hahaha."

Rachel rubbed her stomach and laughed loudly: "Chuck, did you do it on purpose? Ouch, Ouch, I laughed so hard."

"Do not."

Chuck shook his head, and under Chandler's staring eyes, he said solemnly: "I like oriental cuisine. Every time I finish a case, I really want to eat Kung Pao Chicken."

"Hahaha!"

He laughed loudly again.

If everyone was not sure at the beginning, then when the words came out, even though Chuck was as expressionless as ever, everyone clearly felt Chuck's banter and ridicule.

You know, not long ago, Chandler's mother, Mrs. Bing, came to see her son and was interviewed on TV. She uttered this classic saying in public: "Every time afterwards, I really want to eat Kung Pao Chicken~"

Chandler's face turned green at the time, and he yelled at his mother who was talking on TV: "You have exposed too much information."

At this moment, Chandler's face turned green again, he looked at Chuck in surprise, and laughed at himself, "Don't tell me you became my new father?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed even harder.

But Monica smiled and suddenly felt that something was wrong. She had met Mrs. Bin. Although the other party was more than 50, but whether it was frozen age beauty, proud figure, charming temperament, famous His identity has exposed many young and beautiful girls, and even they are envious when they see it.

She suddenly didn't feel funny anymore.

Chuck just looked at Chandler and said nothing.

"Do not!!!"

Chandler also stared at Chuck, looking at each other for a while, he couldn't bear it at first, and let out a horrified cry.

"I know I corrected you to shout MA!"

Chuck said: "But it's more appropriate to say ba at this moment."

"Hahaha."

This time, only Rachel and Phoebe were laughing.

Needless to say, Chandler and Monica are related to vital interests. Ross despises (envy) Chuck from the bottom of his heart. Joey is still a kind person. After a few smiles, he quickly covered his mouth .

"You are still laughing!"

Chandler looked at Rachel and Phoebe sadly.

"calm down."

Phoebe smiled and waved her hands: "Chuck was just joking, who told you to let him paint Joey's ass."

Speaking of this, she gave Chandler a sneaky wink, meaning: "Chuck is narrow-minded."

(End of this chapter)