The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 156

"Pete and repeat are on the same boat, pete fell out, who is left?"

"repeat."

One is a repeating machine with no emotions, and the other is a robot that yearns for ascension. The two talked to each other, and they insisted on saying this non-difficult riddle dialogue 187 times.

Little Leonard was watching, if he hadn't covered his mouth forcibly, he might have been unable to hold on, so he had to turn his face away, not to look at little Sheldon who was looking at him with teary eyes.

Such a stinking little Sheldon is now being forced to look like a poor dog, looking at him with tears in his eyes. If he hadn't known the details of little Sheldon a long time ago, and it was Chuck who was leading the treatment, He probably couldn't bear to help little Sheldon out of the siege long ago.

"Pete and repeat are on the same boat, pete fell out, who is left?"

"Repeat, why are you being so mean to me?"

The 188th repetition has already surpassed Little Sheldon's IQ value. Little Sheldon couldn't bear it anymore and cried.

"I'm just helping you discover your hidden talents."

Chuck took advantage of the situation, and he could repeat this kind of conversation for a whole day without any burden, but it was obvious that Little Sheldon had reached his limit. Since the other party had conceded, this time the points would come to an end.

Otherwise, if it continues, it will become him intentionally bullying children.

"What talent?"

Little Sheldon questioned with teary eyes.

"A flexible bottom line."

Chuck said frankly: "You always feel that others must follow your ideas, but now you find that the line in your heart is flexible and vivid?"

"..."

Little Sheldon was speechless, and hung up the phone crying.

The flexible bottom line is the secret of some concepts in his heart. He piles his own bottom line on the limit of other people's tolerance, so as to facilitate himself to the greatest extent. Now Chuck has exposed that this kind of bottom line is flexible and adjustable. Everyone knows, so how can he exert extreme pressure in the future and force others to make concessions for him... This day will be impossible.

The next day.

Chuck gets a call from Detective Amy Santiago with another case.

"Hi, Chuck."

When he arrived, Chandler was already standing there talking to detectives and the others, and when he saw Chuck coming over, he greeted with a smile: "I'm here again."

"As long as you like it."

Chuck nodded.

"I love it so much."

Chandler joked: "It's not like working in a company, being scolded by the boss if you don't do a good job, and being praised by the boss for doing a good job. Tell the boss not to do this. Seeing the boss treat other colleagues like this, other colleagues will feel flattered." It’s much better than taking the initiative to ask the boss for a big blow to my buttocks.”

Speaking of this, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one, and smiled while lighting: "Finally, I don't have to quit smoking, I can smoke as much as I want, and I don't have to put the cigarette away after one puff like in the office." Put it in the drawer, breathe fresh air into your mouth, and use a small electric fan to blow the smoke away and cover it up."

"No smoking."

Chuck said bluntly.

"...ok."

Chandler looked at Chuck's gaze, twitched the corner of his mouth, put out the cigarette in his mouth wisely, and laughed at himself: "It seems that there is only one advantage, that is, no boss will give a big blow to my buttocks." .”

"But some friends will give you a 'big dick' in your face."

Detective Annoyance immediately winked: "Which one is more exciting?"

"Chandler, are you really okay?"

Detective Amy San Diego worries about her gay girlfriend: 'What about your job?'

"Hey."

Chandler waved his hand and laughed at himself: "My job is nothing compared to my current hobby. I've been doing it for so long, and none of my good friends can even tell what I do, and I only went to a crime scene with Chuck once, and all my best friends know I'm an assistant detective, so need I say more?"

"But who will pay for your hobbies?"

Detective Amy San Diego is still worried about her gay girlfriend: "It's just a hobby after all."

"I."

Chuck answered.

"you?"

Detective Amy Santiago was taken aback: "Are you willing to officially offer Chandler a job as a detective assistant?"

"something wrong?"

Chuck asked back.

"No problem, no problem...just why?"

Detective Amy Santiago waved his hand, but in the end he couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart.

"I know!"

"I know!"

Chandler and Detective Annoyance shouted in unison, then looked at each other, and both reached out to cover each other's mouth, trying to block the other's mouth and let him speak.

"Oh, God."

Detective Amy Santiago saw this scene and sighed directly.

She really likes having a gay best friend like Chandler by her side, but if this gay best friend is spoiled by the police detective and turns into a best friend, and then doubled by her side, it will be too much of a headache.

"I know!"

After all, the annoying detective often deals with criminals. He has practiced it. He directly controlled Chandler with a backhand, then twisted Chandler's body, and sent Chandler's buttocks to Chuck, holding back a smile. : "Come on, boss!"

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago's mouth twitched.

"Don't be shy, I know you like it."

The annoying detective said funny: "Didn't you hear Chandler talk about his boss's hobbies? I know that you bosses like this tune. Punishment is slapped in the face, and praise is slapped. Anyway, we are all shameless. Beating workers, who is not here, come on! Smoke it!"

"enough!"

Detective Amy Santiago couldn't stand it anymore, and rescued his gay best friend: "Chandler, don't be angry, he's just like this."

"Why am I angry?"

Chandler laughed at himself: "What Jack said is also the truth. If I didn't know the real reason, I would have pouted my ass and turned towards Chuck."

"Hahaha."

Detective Annoying laughed loudly: "Dude, I knew we were a good fit, so you should go and apply for the police academy, no, I'll apply for you right now, and we will definitely be the best comedy duo."

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago got a headache from the trouble, and complained speechlessly: "So that's not why you rushed to talk about it just now?"

"of course not."

Chandler joked: "Just now, did you see that I took the initiative to stick my ass? The reason why Chuck is willing to offer me a job as a detective assistant is only one truth!"

Having said that, he jumped behind Chuck and was directly blocked by the tall Chuck, so he looked at Detective Amy Santiago again: "Amy, repeat the question you just asked."

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was helpless, but said, "Why?"

"I'm rich!"

Chandler hid behind Chuck, squeezed his throat to imitate Chuck's deep voice, and said the classic quote that made him speechless before.

"... Well, money can really do whatever you want."

Detective Annoying was stunned, and then laughed at himself: "You won! This joke is much more advanced than mine! You are the funniest!"

"See it!"

Chandler jumped out again and said with a smile, "I'll just say I know the reason!"

"How much do you pay him?"

Detective Amy Santiago looked at Chuck curiously.

"$5000 a month."

Facing everyone's eyes, Chuck said the number.

"cut!"

Detective Annoyance suddenly cut off, the whole person relaxed, and complained: "I thought the rich could do whatever they wanted, so that's why they gave so much."

"That's more than we got."

Detective Amy Santiago taunted: "Can you get so much?"

"...I haven't, but it's about the same."

Detective God Annoyed said stiffly: "But this is the price offered by rich people. Our psychological estimates are different."

"I'm glad you offered me the job, but I think I'll have to say no."

Chandler put away his joking expression, and said to Chuck seriously: "First, we are friends, and I don't want to become a subordinate, that would be boring. Second, I have worked in that job for several years. I'm about to get a promotion and raise my salary, so I'm a bit reluctant to give up suddenly... As you know, I already have Stockholm Syndrome."

At the end, he started laughing at himself again.

"Why did you give up your old job?"

Chuck asked.

"Uh."

Chandler was stunned: "Didn't you say to offer me a job as a detective assistant?"

"That's a part-time job."

Chuck said calmly: "In your spare time, you can come here whenever you want. As a detective assistant, you can do your main job and part-time job together first. After you really understand what you want, you can consider whether to give up your main job. Treat part-time jobs as your main business.”

"Holy shit!"

The annoying police detective was dumbfounded: "So your monthly salary of 5000 is enough to work 8 days a month at most? If you want to come, you can come, and if you don't want to, don't come?"

Chuck looked at him and said slowly in a deep voice, "I'm rich."

"..."

The corner of Detective Annoyance's mouth twitched, then he turned around, pouted his buttocks, turned his head, pointed to his face with one finger, and pointed to his buttocks with the other, and said with a smile on his face, "Boss, what do you think of me?"

Not far away, the patrolman responsible for pulling the wires to maintain the blockade was stunned. A rookie patrolman couldn't help asking, "Is this a crime scene, or is it a sitcom?"

"A sitcom, of course."

Veteran Patrolman said solemnly: "Sometimes we are used in filming, so if we are invited to play guest roles, if we have money, it is considered a subsidy."

"Really?"

The rookie patrolman looked suspiciously at the female corpse not far away, and murmured: "But this prop is too real, right?"

"The prop master can add chicken legs tonight."

The old bird patrolman nodded.

The rookie patrolman had just debuted, and he didn't dare to look at the bloody corpse before. Now he heard the senior say that this is a sitcom, and temporarily suppressed his fear. He moved over to see how this prop is so real.

then.

A rookie patrolman started to vomit.

　ps: I didn’t finish coding last night, there is only 1 chapter at noon, and another chapter will be added in the evening, sorry!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)