The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 160 Sunflower Knife, Angry Dora
"I'm not gay! My orientation is normal!"

Chandler groaned.

Chuck said calmly: "The female senator is a hidden lesbian, you like her, you can still be heterosexual."

"really?"

Chandler was taken aback, and subconsciously looked at Detective Amy Santiago.

"Uh."

Detective Amy Santiago rubbed his temples with his hands, and said in a vague way: "Men like women, it should be."

"Is it really?"

Chandler groaned.

"I don't know."

Detective Amy Santiago smiled wryly.

This needs to be studied by professionals.

Chuck looked at them and shook his head.

Sure enough, it takes a lot of knowledge, such a simple situation can't be analyzed clearly, and there will be dozens or hundreds of changes in the future, so unless you are directly dumb, you will offend people to death if you open your mouth.

"I really am not!"

Chandler was also a bit over the top, and tried to defend: "By the way, Luo Wei, the accounting department of our company, is gay. He said that they have their own radar, and I am not at all in their eyes!"

Not long ago, at the coffee machine in the office, a female colleague said that she would introduce him to a partner, and she used the name "he". When he pointed out the problem, the other party realized that he might have made a mistake and apologized repeatedly. When I asked which "he" was from the company, I heard that the female colleague introduced him to Luo Wei from the accounting department, and immediately corrected him dissatisfied. Bryan.

As a result, the female colleague sneered, left the sentence 'You are not worthy of Brian' and left, and then Luo Wei from the accounting department said the same thing, and shouted angrily at him: "I am definitely worthy of Brian." Him! If I want, I can conquer Bryan!"

Then Brian, the most handsome man in the company, came in and poured coffee.

"That means you really aren't."

Detective Amy Santiago squeezed out a smile with some disappointment: "They have radar and are professionals."

"See?"

Chandler looked at Chuck proudly.

"It's simple."

Chuck said frankly: "The female senator is a hidden lesbian, you like her, you can still belong to the heterosexual, I said you can belong, it doesn't have to be like this, you can be a woman at heart, and then hide The lace edge of the deep cabinet has a unique temperament that makes people misunderstood, but it will be excluded by the radar of Lowe and the others. To be precise, Rose's lesbian ex-wife didn't know her own situation until Rose saw her always sullen and suggested that she go to the gym to make friends, and then her fitness girlfriend Susan opened a new world."

"what?!"

Chandler was dumbfounded, and wanted to refute, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know how to refute, so he could only shout angrily and struggling: "What?!!!"

"It's all about what."

Detective Amy Santiago is completely bewildered.

"You look confused about your state."

Chuck said calmly: "I'm just providing a reasonable explanation, which perfectly fits all your states, doesn't it?"

Chandler's father obviously raised Chandler as a little girl since he was a child, just look at his proficiency in those feminine things.

This is now. In the United States 30 years later, if Chandler is like this, even if his father was a little bit sensible when he was a child, he didn't want to cause irreversible physical changes to his children. The teacher bewitched me to cut it.

Ok.

Not a kosher knife, but a sunflower knife!

Chandler was speechless, then took out his phone and dialed Ross's number: "Hey, Ross, give me Carol's number, why? Oh ho ho ho, that's interesting, I might join them gone."

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was very worried at first, but when he saw that Chandler was like this, he joked for the first time, he was relieved, and gave Chuck a thumbs up secretly, saying money to Chuck in his heart There is no doubt that Dele has excellent comedic talent.

new York.

The three of Chuck came to a rental apartment and stood in front of an apartment.

After a while, Chandler had already put aside Chuck's connotations about him. He had no choice but to get used to being teased about his temperament and orientation.

Even if Chuck brings up such a brain-burning topic, it can't completely burn his brain out, just don't think about it.

There are too many such scenes, if he is angry for too long each time, he is afraid that he will remain angry all the time, then he will not always humor Chandler, but will always be angry with Chandler.

"Can I try knocking on the door this time?"

Chandler stopped Detective Amy Santiago who was about to knock on the door, rubbed his hands and eagerly said.

"alright."

When Detective Amy Santiago saw that her best friend probably watched too many TV series, she also wanted to imitate the feeling of being a policeman or a law enforcement agency such as the FBI knocking on the door, so she stepped aside and motioned for him with a smile.

"Ok."

Chandler straightened his clothes, rubbed his hands, stroked his hairstyle, and then coughed lightly, reached out and knocked on the door.

After knocking, he nodded and smiled proudly at the two of them.

Detective Amy San Diego immediately gave her two thumbs up for her girlfriend.

The door opened.

Chandler looked over, then yelled, and backed away: "Ba!"

"why is it you again!"

The aunt behind the door immediately looked disgusted when she saw Chandler's face and this familiar signature gesture.

"Hi, Dora, we meet again."

Chandler stood far away, and waved with a smile.

"Do you know?"

Detective Amy Santiago said in surprise.

"Dora was the front desk nurse in the hospital."

Chandler introduced: "A very, very competent nurse!"

"Really."

Detective Amy Santiago senses something is wrong.

"Hmm."

Dora sneered silently.

Chandler smiled, but still didn't dare to approach.

"I'm Detective Amy San Diego, NYPD, and this is Dr. Chuck Wolfe, the bureau's advisor, and this is Chandler Bing, Dr. Wolfe's assistant."

Detective Amy Santiago said, "Isn't it Dora, you're Christine Jasmine's stepmother?"

"Yes, how can I help you?"

Only then did Dora shift her gaze from Chandler to Detective Amy San Diego: "Let me explain first, I am very good at bandaging, if you have any injuries, especially on your face and nose, I can help you Bandage."

Having said that, she looked at Chandler threateningly again.

Chandler immediately covered his nose with his hand, making a defensive gesture.

"Okay, what's going on with you guys?"

Detective Amy Santiago is not in a hurry to inquire about the case anymore, he must first find out what happened to Chandler and Dora.

"Ask your assistant friend yourself."

Dora clenched her fists and looked at Chandler with a grin.

"It's not my fault."

Chandler leaned his back against the wall in fear, and briefly explained the matter.

Detective Amy Santiago realized it, and was amused.

It turned out that not long ago, because of the first anniversary of Ross and his ex-wife, it was the first time for him and his ex-wife to see everything. Chandler and the others took him to watch a hockey game, but the ball flew out of the field and just hit Ross. Nose, shot out the damage.

They took Rose to the hospital, and then they met Dora, the 'good nurse'. Facing Ross, they asked to see a doctor quickly, but Dora, the 'good nurse', asked them to fill out the form impatiently, but she called there Troubled with the issue of advertising slogans on products.

Unsurprisingly, Chandler started joking with Dora again, but Dora's expression was frightening. When she stared at her, they were so frightened that they dared not speak.

Finally, after waiting for a long time, I finally saw the doctor and healed the nose injury. Before leaving, Ross and the child competed for the hockey ball that hit the nose, but the ball flew out and hit Dora's nose directly.

Ross and Chandler also joked: "Finally there is a happy thing today."

Dora, who fell to the ground and clutched her nose and screamed in pain, listened to these words, and the bridge between the two sides was completely knotted.

Although Chandler and the others were three big men, they were not enough to see the angry aunt Dora at all, and they were directly KO'd, and the one who was beaten was running away.

"Hitting is wrong."

Detective Amy Santiago held back a smile and tried to resolve the two parties, well, mainly to resolve the fear and discomfort of best friend Chandler.

"Ha ha."

Dora sneered: "Don't tell me these things are useless. My son Will is also a policeman. Do you think I don't know what your policemen do? Is it wrong to beat people? Do you want me to shoot directly?"

Speaking of this, she glanced at Chandler contemptuously: "Is he worthy?"

"He doesn't deserve it!"

Chandler quickly laughed along.

"Your son is a policeman?"

Detective Amy Santiago heard this sentence, so even if Dora mentioned the gun, she didn't directly touch the pistol on her waist.

"Yes, he was a cop in New Orleans, a very good detective!"

When Dora mentioned her son, she raised her chin proudly.

"New Orleans? So far."

Detective Amy Santiago is a little weird.

New York is more than 2000 kilometers away from New Orleans.

"He and his father."

Dora's proud expression froze: "His father is a local police detective."

"A family of policemen."

Detective Amy Santiago laughed immediately, twisting her body, trying to be reserved, but couldn't restrain her pride: "My family is the same, my grandfather is a policeman, my father is a policeman, and my 7 older brothers are also policemen."

"Yeah, yeah, your whole family are cops."

Dora was not in a good mood.

If her son hadn't been a policeman, she wouldn't have liked the police, especially after her son's asshole police dad.

"thanks?"

Detective Amy Santiago didn't know whether to thank him or what to do. "Your family is a policeman" is true after all, but it sounds a bit wrong.

"It's time to talk about business."

Chuck said, "Do you have anything to say about the murder of your stepdaughter Christine Jasmine?"

"That bitch?"

Dora sneered, "She deserves it!"

(End of this chapter)