The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 191 Little Sheldon: My grandmother is Mr. Niu!

"Why are there so many children in his family?"

Jane said casually: "If you can't afford it, you should have fewer children. It's not good to run an illegal daycare class in the basement."

"His family is Jewish."

Chuck was succinct.

"..."

Jane looked at Chuck who had no idea what to say with a question mark on his face: "And then?"

Chuck glanced at her, but said nothing.

"Is there any common sense here that I don't know?"

Jane complained: "What does his Jewish family have to do with raising six children without money?"

"The Jews are the ones who most actively promote the concepts of lace, gay, and non-marriage and infertility."

Seeing that she really didn't understand, Chuck added a sentence.

"...Is there something wrong with me?"

Jane rubbed her temples, and said speechlessly: "Let me smooth it out, first you say that his family is Jewish, so even if he has no money, he wants to raise more children, and then you say that the most active promotion of lace, gay, non-marriage and infertility and other concepts of not having children Also Jewish, you mean... what do you mean? Did I hear it wrong, or do you think they are schizophrenic?"

"Think about it."

Chuck glanced at her, said something, and continued driving.

Jane was startled, and sat up slightly, feeling that it was not because she heard wrongly, nor was she schizophrenic, but there was a rationality that she hadn't thought of, so she quickly used her brain, took a deep breath, visualized and The scene of Chuck's experiment quickly entered the perspective of passive multi-angle observation.

"You mean to say that they not only have more children, but also promote extreme ideas to induce others not to have children, and then hope to reverse the lack of racial numbers?"

Jane thought about it: "But it's not right. I saw Detective Rostenkowski wearing a cross. He should be a Catholic."

"Not all Jewish families practice Judaism."

Chuck said: "Judaism has many scriptures and complicated teachings, while Catholicism has a Bible that is popular all over the world. It is simple and easy to understand. You only need to say that you obey the Ten Commandments. After breaking the precepts, you can be saved immediately by repenting. Go out and come back. Much friendlier than Judaism, or a mainstream denomination with social attributes, is it strange that the Rostenkowski family does not believe in Judaism and Catholicism?"

"Not strange, not strange."

Jane smiled wryly.

"Remember Sheldon Cooper?"

Chuck glanced at her.

"remember."

Jane nodded and said with a smile: "Anyone who has seen that little guy will find it hard to forget him."

"He's from Texas, like me."

Chuck said while driving: "Two years ago, because his devout mother wouldn't let him play the Dungeons and Dragons board game with demonic elements, he became interested in religion and wanted to learn about Judaism.

Then his grandmother took him to one of her boyfriends, Ira, the only Jew in the area, to ask what it was like to be a Judaizer.

Ira told him that it didn't feel good, and that he wasn't recommended to go to faith, because his whole life was limited by rotten, meaningless teachings, and he couldn't do this, and he couldn't do that, and he couldn't even go to cool country clubs. "

"Did he really say that?"

Jane laughed and said: "It seems that he really likes Little Sheldon's grandmother, otherwise it would be impossible to tell the truth of this kind of person to outsiders."

"Little Sheldon's grandmother is a heartthrob among old men."

Chuck nodded: "The effect of attracting high IQ old men is doubled!"

"and then?"

Jane asked curiously, "Little Sheldon doesn't want to believe in Judaism anymore?"

"Do not."

Chuck shook his head: "I pointed out Jewish celebrities in Ira, in addition to Jesus, William Shatner (played by Captain Kirk in the old version of Star Trek), Leonard Nimoy (played by Spock) After all, these two are little Sheldon’s favorite TV stars, not to mention that Einstein and other scientific giants are also Jewish, so he immediately wanted to believe in Judaism.”

"and then?"

Jane listened with great interest.

"And then Ira asked the key question."

Chuck said: "He asked Little Sheldon, are you going to stay in Texas when you grow up? Little Sheldon said it was possible, and then he strongly suggested that Little Sheldon continue to believe in Catholicism with his parents, and it is best to wear a Going to the cross, there is not a single Jew in the area, he was unlucky to be sent here to serve as a missionary, and then he had those anti-religious tendencies."

"puff!"

Jane laughed out loud: "This man is quite funny."

"Think about what lies beneath the joke."

Chuck reminded: "The core of comedy is tragedy. Do you still think it's strange that the Rostenkowskis don't believe in Judaism, but believe in Catholicism?"

"It's not surprising."

Jane fully understands that for most people, it doesn't matter what they believe, but they have to follow the crowd, otherwise they will be rejected by the society and live like the king of comedy (tragedy).

It was early morning when we returned to the mountainside villa.

Jane, who had managed to support herself until now, went to the guest room when she said good night. She wanted to sleep very much now.

"Go wash!"

Chuck stopped her.

"I'd rather go to sleep."

Jane yawned.

"No!"

Chuck shook his head.

"why?"

Jane looked over in surprise: "You don't need to sleep in the guest room... Do you want to sleep in the guest room?"

Speaking of this, there is hope in his eyes.

It didn't matter to her that the guest room had gone through a routine experiment and hadn't been cleaned at all, but if Chuck suddenly wanted to sleep with her, she'd definitely be freshened up and cleaned up right away.

"No!"

Chuck shook his head: "After washing up, let's go to the master bedroom."

"Really?"

Jane was overjoyed, a little unbelievable.

Before thinking about it, Chuck always left after the fact or let her go. There is no such thing as sharing the same bed... Auntie was right, she should have come here long ago!
"I'm going right now!"

Jane happily went to wash up.

When she finished the cleaning process and came to the master bedroom, she saw Chuck press the timer, which made her both pleasantly surprised and apprehensive: "Are you still here?"

"You're going to be my detective assistant now."

Chuck said frankly: "My real detective assistant Jane Banner can fight on foot, in water, in vehicles, on horseback, in day and at night, and can do everything well. She is a newcomer to the FBI, Jane Banner. Banner can compare, it is already early morning, a new day has a new training schedule!"

"..."

Faced with Chuck who said such a thing in such a serious manner, Jane was speechless and could only accept the training in a funny way.

The next day.

Just as she was sleeping soundly, she was awakened again. When she opened her eyes, she saw Chuck standing in front of her eyes. She was startled and blurted out: "I'm not a Jew!"

She really didn't want to do human training anymore.

"It's getting late, it's time to continue the investigation."

Chuck ignored her abnormal reaction, gave a reminder, and left.

In the past, the meeting with the experimental subjects was always short-lived, and each time did not exceed 11 days. Now that Jane wanted to be his detective assistant, it happened to be a long-term experiment.

As he told Jane in the early morning, there was already a whole set of experimental procedures, and he finalized it when he asked Secretary Helen to book the plane ticket for Jane.

The preliminary test last night and the extra test in the early morning were not ideal for Chuck.

The blurted words just now also proved that Jane is indeed not as powerful as she imagined.

Jane lay there, watching Chuck's leaving back, a wry smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, she never thought that she, who was supposed to be so talented, would be so weak.

This is so unreasonable!

Countless thoughts flashed through her mind, and after a while, Jane forced herself to stand up. The idea of ​​"Auntie is right, she should have come earlier" was no longer so certain.

Dunphy's house.

Claire didn't sleep well all night, and almost had an accident while cooking breakfast for the three children in the morning. At this time, her good husband Phil pushed her up on the sofa to let her rest, and accepted the task of making breakfast for the children. But that flustered appearance was not much better than the tranced wife.

"Mom, how was last night?"

The three children got up and went downstairs one after another. They washed up and had breakfast before going to school. The eldest daughter Haili couldn't wait to ask, "Have you seen Detective Chuck?"

"seen."

Claire bit her nails with a troubled expression on her face.

"what happened?"

The second daughter Alex was surprised.

"It's nothing."

Claire didn't want to affect the children's schooling, so she shook her head and refused to say anything.

"Ok."

Seeing this, the second daughter, Alex, shrugged and went to wash up.

"What did Detective Chuck say?"

The eldest daughter, Hai Li, said gossipingly: "Has he solved the case? Who is the suspect?"

"..."

Claire became even more depressed when she saw the eldest daughter Haili's expression of spreading gossip immediately after going to school after knowing about it.

She wanted to yell: "Your mother and I have been treated as suspects! Go gossip!"

But she was afraid of scaring her youngest son Luke, so she forcibly held back.

"The police will report on the progress of the matter."

Phil listened to his wife nagging and complaining all night, and knew his wife's thoughts best, so he quickly answered: "Hurry up and eat the love breakfast made by Dad, and then go to school!"

When the three children were sent away, accompanied by angrily shouting, Gloria walked in, accompanied by an old white man, and yelled at Claire, "Can you believe that they actually suspected that I gave Scarlett Offering calves for sale just because I'm from Colombia!"

"They also suspected that I was poisoned by the election conflict."

Clareton also complained loudly.

"They are just routine investigations."

The white old man Jie could only comfort his daughter Claire and his lovely wife Gloria in a gentle voice: "You guys think too much."

"Oh, really?"

Gloria stared: "Why don't they do this routine investigation on others, but they do this to us first? You keep saying that the detective Chuck used to be your accountant. How come you know each other well, but why doesn't he give you face at all? "

"That's what Chuck is."

At this time, a man with blond curly hair walked in with a smile: "Even if he is Dad's accountant now, he will still have this attitude. He is the most professional."

He is Claire's brother, Mitchell, the son of the white old man Jay.

"Put away your expression."

A tall and fat man behind him gave Mitchell a dissatisfied look.

"Xiaoka, what expression?"

Mitchell blinked.

"You know the expression."

The 'daughter-in-law' of the white man, Mitchell's fencing partner, the tall, fat, gay Cameron said dissatisfiedly.

"Xiao Ka, you misunderstood."

Mitchell explained: "You also know that I graduated from Columbia University Law School, and I admire people with high IQs, and Chuck is definitely the one with the most powerful IQ."

"Oh please!"

Cameron sneered and said, "So what about a high IQ? Everyone has their own advantages and is the protagonist of the world. You don't care about the high IQ of this detective Chuck at all, but that he is handsome and cool! Admit it !"

"The world doesn't revolve around you."

Although the white old man Jie had no choice but to accept his son's marriage, it was still hard to watch the two of them quarreling and jealous in front of him.

"As long as I think, the world is centered on me."

The tall and chubby Cameron raised his orchid fingers and turned slightly sideways, showing himself confidently.

"Damn it! This is a murder case, and it involves me!"

Claire couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted frantically.

"Honey, don't worry."

The white old man Jie stepped forward and hugged his daughter: "I have already called Chuck and invited him to a dinner. Although the time was delayed until after the case was closed, he agreed. This is the best proof, isn't it?"

"Chuck is coming to our dinner party?"

Mitchell exclaimed in surprise.

"..."

The white old man Jie wanted to say that this was just a small family dinner involving him and Claire, without Mitchell and their small family, but seeing his son's surprised and expectant eyes, his words could only become: " yes."

"I can help with the dinner party."

The tall and chubby Cameron raised his orchid-fingered hand.

"no need!"

Mitchell thought of something and interrupted quickly: "I believe Claire can handle it, right?"

"What do you mean?"

The tall and chubby Cameron shouted dissatisfied: "You don't believe me? Oh, oh, I see, you think I'm too dramatic, don't you?"

"I do not have."

Mitchell said so, but he didn't look at him directly, obviously recognizing Cameron's self-evaluation.

Others didn't hide it so much, and their eyes were full of 'you are so dramatic and flamboyant' expressions.

"No need for you!"

The white old man Jie decided.

"why?"

Cameron looked at his father-in-law. He knew what others thought of him, but he didn't believe that others dared to say it in front of him.

"Because you are too dramatic!"

The white old man Jie didn't give him face, and said in a bad manner: "As long as you think, you are the center of the world? The center of this dinner party is Chuck, Claire, Gloria and the others, and it has nothing to do with you! And Chuck When he comes over, he won’t shake hands with you. Let me tell you clearly that this is not aimed at you, nor at you people. He does this to everyone, but would you believe it? No, you definitely wouldn’t believe it! And then you're going to make a grandiose show, harping on this topic, insisting that Chuck compromise with you and apologize, or else you're homophobic."

Speaking of this, he yelled irritably: "Damn it! Just because I want to take care of your dramatic and exaggerated extreme emotions, last time I was on a business trip in England and was touched by someone, I had to consider whether there is a problem with the other party's orientation. Only dare to speak up to express your dissatisfaction. This hurts your feelings, that hurts your feelings, and in the end, as long as you don’t like it, it will hurt your feelings, and the world will indeed revolve around you!”

"Wow."

The tall and chubby Cameron held his chest and looked at his furious father-in-law with a hurt face: "It's really hurt!"

The white old man Jie spread his hands towards Cameron to show everyone what he meant.

"We are already in a disadvantaged position and feel offended. We must bravely speak out every word of our own to change the world's opinion."

Cameron countered.

"Yes."

The white old man Jie sneered and said: "You are weak, if you feel offended, you must speak out bravely, what about the silent majority? You must endure more and more extreme voices from you, and in the end, as long as you don't support you, you will come out anytime, anywhere Any thoughts that come, and silence without any tendency is also an offense, right? At that time, how can there be any vulnerable groups, who are clearly the center of the world, privileged groups!"

"Wow."

Cameron looked at his partner Mitchell: "Did you see what your father is talking about? In his eyes, who are we again? Who is the exaggerated drama now?"

"Xiao Ka, stop talking."

Mitchell smoothed things over with a headache.

Although his father's words were ugly, they also made him a little ashamed, because to some extent, what his father said hit the nail on the head.

Not only is Cameron exaggerated in his drama, but according to his father, he is also the same. Not long ago, they adopted a Vietnamese girl, Lily. When they came back from the plane, everyone praised Lily for being cute at first, and then when they saw the "wife card" After Mellon' appeared, he didn't speak directly.

Then he became very sensitive, as if other people were discriminating against them with any look and expression. When the newly boarded plane saw Lily complimenting, "Look at this girl with a puff (something to eat, it also has a sissy meaning in English)" , He directly gave a speech in public, criticizing everyone for discriminating against them, and finally realized that people just thought Lily holding puffs was cute.

In the end, the whole plane was unusually quiet.

And this kind of 'speech' is what they are best at, and they use it the most, and it has become a special term 'speech'.

Now being said so by my dad, this kind of 'speech' seems to have become a tool for bullying to discriminate against the silent majority, and these disadvantaged groups seem to have become bullies.

The key point is that this should not be the idea of ​​my father alone, could it be the common idea of ​​silent majority?

Thinking of Chuck, who has always been silent to him, and thinking of the eerily quiet 5 hours on the plane after he insisted on giving a speech, this feeling is too bad.

(End of this chapter)