The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 252 Little Howard fainted: Big Devil Chuck! ! !
Little Howard's bedroom.

"We're coming in~"

Rose pushed the door in with a low voice and a strange laugh.

"Holy shit!"

Joey looked at the shape covered by the quilt in amazement, and gave a thumbs up: "As expected of the big brother who has the courage to use that screen name! Awesome!"

"Now let us witness the brave earth boy use his brother as bait to bravely capture the strange mechanical hand!"

Naturally, this situation will not be less ridiculed by Chandler.

"Help me quickly."

Little Howard yelled in embarrassment and helplessness.

Now he finally knows that Little Sheldon is indeed Little Sheldon. Although he is a nuisance and a troublemaker, his IQ is really undeniable, and he can see through the essence of the big devil Chuck at a glance.

Call someone to help him, just call cousin Rose to come alone, why call so many people to watch the excitement.

This is clearly making fun of him.

Fortunately, no beauty was called.

Otherwise, he will not be able to lift his head up for the rest of his life.

"Are you all right?"

There was a burst of laughter outside: "Can we come in?"

"No!"

Little Howard froze, and shouted unwillingly.

He recognized it. It was Phoebe's voice.

"I heard that when a man says no, he means yes."

The quirky and witty Phoebe naturally tampered with the famous quotes of men in some movies. Amidst laughter, she opened the door and entered.

"Will it be bad for us to do this?"

Phoebe was followed by Rachel, talking like this, but Phoebe passed in front of her just now, looking at her head here, her eyes full of gossip and watching the lively expression.

"What's wrong?"

Monica followed in and said with a dark face, "Being ashamed in front of us is better than being ashamed in front of the whole world."

"Oh no!"

Even if he was as wretched as Little Howard, he was still a little bit overwhelmed by the group of six old friends who were watching and joking with this posture at the moment, and finally showed a sense of shame that he had hardly experienced in his life, and covered his face with his hands.

"Oh no!"

Chandler imitated Howard Jr.'s tone, and said funny: "Don't tell us it's this time!"

"Don't be disgusting!"

Monica looked disgusted.

If it were someone else, she might be able to watch the fun.

But this is her cousin, and she has a part in the shame, at least she feels ashamed.

"Hurry up and find a way to solve this."

"It's pretty smart."

Chandler walked over, observed it, and found that it was still controlled by a computer connection, and joked, "Can't you just restart it?"

"do not!"

Little Howard saw Chandler looking at the computer controlling the manipulator, reaching out his hand as if about to touch the restart button of the computer, but he didn't care about lowering his head and pretending to be dead, and screamed to interrupt.

"Don't restart it. The program I compiled may be recognized as screwing when restarting it, or the kind of screwing to death."

"So it is."

Chandler nodded, and said solemnly: "It seems that your unreasonable design has caused the current situation."

"Correct."

Little Howard saw that it was rare for someone to say a word for him, to dilute the current embarrassing atmosphere from an academic point of view, so he nodded quickly to answer.

"I'm also a computer engineer. I have an academic question about this. I wonder if you can help me answer it?"

Chandler studied the mechanical arm on the bed.

"What academic question?"

Although Little Howard didn't have the heart to say this at this time, and his mind was full of getting out of trouble, but seeing that someone finally talked about academics to dilute the embarrassment, he could only emphasize the word academic with a forced smile.

"Why it? And not her?"

Chandler suppressed a smile and said, "Even if it's him, it's better than it~"

"Hahaha."

Cousin Rose couldn't help laughing any longer.

"Yes, big brother."

Joey also patted Howard Jr. on the shoulder: "This is not good for it~"

"Are you guys going to help?"

Little Howard couldn't take it anymore, and cried aggrievedly.

"Help, help!"

Joey lifted the quilt slightly and peeked inside, his eyes lit up, and combined with his own life practice, he gave his own method.

"See if this works, go to the refrigerator to get some ice, and then bring candles, heat will expand and contract..."

Speaking of this, he also showed a classic Joe's confident smile, and gave himself a thumbs up: "Trust me, I am Dr. Derek Lamory!"

"Do not!!!"

Little Howard vetoed in horror: "It's useless, I've used this principle from the beginning..."

I was afraid that everyone would really find this useful, so I told the little witty ghost and the smart self the first thing they thought of using Chuck to scare themselves.

What the fuck Dr. Derek Lamorey!
You, a fake doctor who is a cosplay doctor in a soap opera, dare to give him a medical decision related to his life's happiness!

How dare you!

"Chuck is enough to calm me down to the bone..."

"Wow! You're so smart!"

Joey gave Little Howard a thumbs up sincerely: "This trick I thought of carefully, although it is very useful and very cool...but it is actually a bit dangerous, especially in your situation.

Who would have thought that you not only thought of it at the first time, but also changed this method into a safe, funny and side-effect-free method, which is so clever! "

"Send it directly to the hospital!"

Monica said with a dark face: "Even if the doctor can't do anything, Chuck is there, there will always be a way."

The three ladies went out first.

Chandler is holding the control computer, Joey is holding the main body of the manipulator, Ross is supporting Little Howard and helping to hold the covering quilt so that it does not fall off, and Little Howard is holding the quilt tightly with one hand, walking out in a crab-like pace move.

At this moment, his mind flashed: "Did I blame Chuck wrongly? Looking at it now, it seems that it is not enough if only cousin Rose comes here."

But then his unusually calm mind told him, don't think too much, there are three ladies in the corridor watching the joke.

Monica went to drag Mrs. Worowitz, and let everyone smoothly move Little Howard into the car, and the car was taken to the Princeton Teaching Hospital.

Clinic hall.

The nurse on the night shift was standing there writing something, when she heard the voice calling for help, she looked up and saw a strange group of people coming.

The guards from the hospital accompanied him, with serious expressions on their faces.

"what happened?"

The nurse was surprised.

"This boy needs medical treatment, but he can't pass through the hospital's security gate. In view of the special situation, in the spirit of humanitarianism, I let him in, but I must accompany him all the way and do my duty!"

The guard spoke righteously.

"It's so fresh and refined to talk about watching the excitement, you are also a talent, buddy."

Chandler couldn't help poking fun at it and said, "Not only are the words funny, but the expressions are vivid, and even the body movements are in place.

Especially after saying this passage, you even touched your police gun, double meaning in one fell swoop, what a stroke of genius~"

"Hahaha."

When Joey, Ross and the others heard this, they couldn't take it anymore, and laughed loudly.

And the serious guard just now couldn't hold back, grinning.

"I said."

The nurse was also relieved.

She knew that it was strange for the guards to be loyal to their duties, and it was true!

Then she walked around from the nurse's desk, reaching out to lift up the covering quilt and take a look inside.

"do not!"

Even though Little Howard was ridiculed wantonly by the group of six old friends, he was treated as a happy fruit by the "humorous and dedicated" guards at the hospital security gate.

At this moment, there is already some meaning that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, but he still subconsciously grabs the quilt tightly, not wanting the nurse to see it.

"I definitely want to see it, otherwise I can't assign you a doctor according to your emergency type."

The nurse smiled and said, "Don't worry, I haven't seen anything..."

Before he finished speaking, he lifted the quilt, his eyes stared straight away, he was dumbfounded for a while, and then he clicked his tongue and said: "My God, my God, what's going on?"

As a well-informed nurse, she claims to be an emergency nurse who has never seen anything before, and she has never seen such a showy operation.

It's been a long time!

Then she put down the quilt, walked back to the nurse's station, and picked up the radio speaker: "Here is a boy who was kidnapped by alien mechanical monsters."

"...You can speak louder!!!"

Little Howard listened to the loud voice echoing in the emergency room, looked at all the people who were shocked by the sound, and complained in grief and indignation.

Although it was night now, there should be no one in the emergency room, but the Princeton Teaching Hospital is one of the largest hospitals in New Jersey. If there is any emergency at night, the ambulance will bring the patients, so there are still many people.

Hearing this strange illness now, anyone who is still an individual can't help but look over curiously, and those who are not particular about it just come over to watch.

"Sorry, even if your situation is in the emergency room, it is a unique special case. We don't have a special code for you."

The nurse shrugged unapologetically.

In the hospital, in order to protect the privacy of patients and avoid embarrassment for patients, codes will be written for various diseases, so that people who don't know the truth will not be able to tell what diseases other people have.

But that would only work if someone else had it before, had been admitted to the hospital, and had been included in the disease code list.

And obviously, the situation of Howard Jr., let alone the Princeton Teaching Hospital, is unprecedented in the whole world.

no way!
Who made Little Howard have a high IQ, talent, and good family conditions. At this point in time, the smart manipulator he is playing with, let alone ordinary people, even relevant professional researchers are very rare, and he belongs to the forefront of high-end scientific research. .

If you don't come here with this attitude, you will probably be admired and admired by others without knowing it: "Young talent!"

But now that such an unknown thing comes over with such a posture, apart from being unbelievable, one can only say: "Young silver talent!"

Then I sighed in my heart: "The next generation is really useless."

"..."

Little Howard was choked speechless, he could only look at his dark-faced cousin, and begged, "Monica, why don't you call Chuck and ask him to find the most suitable doctor for me directly?" , don’t go through the process.”

"I have contacted."

Monica said blankly.

"How did he say?"

Little Howard watched eagerly.

"He said everything was arranged."

Monica said with a blank expression: "There will be the best doctor for you."

"That's good, that's good...how about you remind me that we're here?"

Little Howard heaved a sigh of relief, but seeing that more and more people were no longer satisfied with watching from a distance but moved to this side, he could only urge him with a smile.

"it is good."

Monica picked up the phone and called Chuck again.

Unlike her brother Rose who was watching the fun, she really felt ashamed, not only in front of outsiders, but more importantly in front of Chuck.

Chuck has so many good female friends, and his family and friends are all fine, but she had a brother Ross who always had conflicts with Chuck and hated each other.

Now there is such an extremely wretched, um, maybe it can be said to be the little cousin of the king of wretchedness.

This made her very uneasy subconsciously. With her obsessive-compulsive disorder and MAX ambition, she was very dissatisfied with pig teammates like her brother Rose and cousin Howard, and they were simply holding her back.

But the little cousin hasn't come to the conclusion yet, it's too embarrassing for her to find Chuck immediately after such a thing happened!
"Miss Nurse, who is on duty tonight, can you also help remind me?"

Little Howard saw the suppressed anger of his cousin, so he didn't dare to urge her anymore, but after turning to the radio, he also imitated the nurse who watched the strange excitement all the time.

"No, they're here."

The nurse was about to say something when Chandler's teasing voice sounded.

Little Howard's heart skipped a beat immediately. Although he didn't meet too many times, he was too familiar with Chandler's character. This was definitely not good news.

Because the other person is short, and in order to maintain a position relative to the mechanical monster, he must squat half-squat, so he is even shorter, and there are people around him.

So when Chandler's words just fell, and the rest of the people looked over in unison, he couldn't see what they saw at all.

He could only hear the sound of footsteps, and Little Howard had a strong premonition in his heart. He couldn't bear it any longer, and stretched out his hand to grab the legs of Joey and Rose, and then looked through the gap between the legs of everyone.

The first feeling is a piece of white.

Then he took a closer look, his head slammed, and he shouted in his heart: "what the fk?!!!"

But at the end of the corridor, there was a man with a light beard who was wearing a suit but looked slovenly, with an evil arc appearing at the corner of his mouth, holding on to an infusion pole, limping towards this side.

A man in a white coat was half a step behind, with a helpless expression.

And behind him, there are three white coats, two men and one woman, with playful or deadpan or interested expressions.

Behind these three white coats, there is a group of indistinguishable numbers of people in white coats, following the lame man at the front with a very standard posture, walking towards this side step by step, giving people a strong visual impact .

This is true for ordinary people.

For Little Howard, who is a 'patient' or a 'special patient', it has an unprecedented impact.

"Big Devil Chuck!!!!"

The little mechanical genius, only two leather faces, the king of wretchedness, the eternal Mr. Howard Worowitz, screamed wildly, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

Teenage Howard in this time and space, without first meeting the girl who pretended to date him after he begged her for two years, tricked him into sitting naked in his mother's car, and called a whole team of football players to watch Laugh at the student council officer and cheerleader who still makes him cry when he thinks of it years later.

But I met Chuck first, and I don’t know which one he would choose to keep if he watched The Big Bang Theory and knew that these two parallel lives are different in time and space...

(End of this chapter)