The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 260 The appearance of the smart bingo!

In front of a family.

Reporters gathered.

Tim and Shelly were very excited holding a cute little girl. They thanked Chuck repeatedly when they saw Chuck coming.

"Detective Chuck, congratulations on solving another case so quickly and saving an innocent little girl. I heard there is another little boy. Do you have anything to say about Max Henson?"

A provocative reporter seized the opportunity to hand the microphone in front of Chuck.

Chuck didn't answer the reporters' questions at first, but after making sure that Jamie was fine, he prepared to take Chandler away, and when he heard this question, he turned around and looked over.

"Jamie has been found, alive and safe.

But Max Henson said with certainty that Shelly killed his daughter with her own hands!

why?
Can't you see such an obvious answer?
Clearly Max Henson is lying!
Max Henson fans, he is taking advantage of your trust and lying blatantly!
Do you know why I know?

Because that's who he is!
But this time, it is all of you who acted as his fool No. 1 and fool No. 2, whose IQ was trampled on by him wantonly.

Unless you are a real fool, you can already see this.

Doesn't it feel good to be taken for a fool?
But I really don't have the right to speak on this point, so let my assistant tell you about it next. "

As he spoke, he pulled Chandler over and left directly.

"I?"

Chandler was pulled over unprepared, and shouted at Chuck's back with a dazed expression, "Are you kidding me? Do I look like a fool?"

The facial expression was so embarrassing that all the reporters burst into laughter.

Hearing the laughter, Chandler turned around, shrugged and laughed at himself habitually: "Well, it seems I forgot, to him, I am indeed a fool, believe me, no one is better than me Knowing this better, do you know why I dare to be so sure?"

"why?"

The reporters who made trouble before were eager to get more gossip news, so they actively praised it.

"Because he paid for it specifically!"

This is not the first time that Chandler has stood in the spotlight. After asking Chuck to help him plan the way of the future comedy leader, he went to the bar to wait for the junior show of the talk show to start his experience as a stand-up actor up.

So although I am still a little nervous at this moment, I still have the freedom to play with typhoon,

"Yes!
You heard right!

Detective Chuck specially set up an assistant position for me and let me work part-time.

The salary is not low.

At first, I was very worried, wondering if he had taken a fancy to me?
Do not misunderstand!
I'm not gay!

It's just that everyone who has met me says that I have that temperament!

Can you believe it? "

"Believe!"

This time, all the people shouted in unison, and then roared with laughter.

"Ok."

Chandler shrugged, mocking himself helplessly: "It seems that you are only the majority, and the truth is really only in the hands of a few.

Chuck is one of those few.

He saw through it at first glance, I wasn't!
Just when I have some self-doubt after being influenced by all of you, tell me with certainty.

I told him then, who are you?

Why overthrow everyone's opinion of me?
Then a female colleague of mine kindly introduced me to a date in the office coffee room...well, a man!
At that time, I wanted to drag this female colleague to Chuck and tell him, look, look!
The eyes of the masses are discerning!
How can you really say no just because you say no and I say no!
But I didn't do that!

Do you know why?

Because the real gay colleague who was introduced to me by a female colleague directly declared that I was not on their gay radar.

Oops!

I was fired!

I immediately fell into self-doubt.

Am I right?

Then I discovered the key problem, they have a gay radar, so they told me for sure that I am not.

And Chuck told me with absolute certainty that I wasn't.

Rounding it up... I felt that I had discovered a great secret, and for a while I didn't bother to care about whether I was the problem. With the confidence and sense of superiority to see through the truth, I went to Chuck.

I just looked at him with a half-smile and said that I discovered a big secret.

He said you found out.

I said yes, and then stated my speculation, asking if he had a crush on me?He also said sorry, although the salary is very high, but I do not sell myself!

He said that you are really talented and worth the price.

I don't really like the way he looks at me like he's looking at a fool.

How is that possible!
I have seen the truth.

Then he asked me, who is the math teacher?

Before I could recall it hard, he told me not to think about it, that I should sue not only the math teacher, but the whole American happy education.

If my math wasn't taught by my gym teacher, or the education system as a whole wasn't so overly happy, I should have discovered the real truth.

I don't feel so good, he looks at me too much like a fool.

But I was really curious about what the so-called real truth he said, so I suppressed my unhappiness and asked what the real truth was?
He said, is there a possibility that it has nothing to do with the issue of being gay or not, but simply that I think you are funny?Willing to pay to have fun?

I said impossible!Absolutely impossible!
Nobody can be that boring!
He said I'm rich!

I said, oh, that's reasonable, not surprising.

He said you understand now?

I said, of course I understand, I am not a fool!The life of the rich is so unpretentious and boring, what is needed is a happy person like me.

He said bingo (right!)
I said, where do you want me to go?
By the way, let me introduce myself, my name is Chandler Bing! (chandler·bing)

He was silent, and then said he would add money to me.

I am very happy, but still a little strange why?
You deserve more, he said.

After returning home at night, I told all my good friends the good news.

The good friends looked tangled and hesitated to speak.

I asked, what's wrong?
Everyone refused to say, only congratulations.

Then my roommate Joey, he has always been slow to respond, and belatedly said that he knew, maybe Chuck overestimated your IQ, and now he finds out that you are more stupid than he imagined, so he realizes that he will add money to you ?

I was not happy at the time, and made a stern rebuttal, how can a boring rich person who can take it for granted that I'm rich have a conscience!

Joey admitted his mistake convincingly.

But when I went to bed at night, I lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. I vaguely felt that although what Joey said was not entirely true, it seemed to have some truth.

A few days later, I saw Chuck, and I finally asked, are you taking me for a fool to watch a show?

Chuck was silent and said he would refund the money!
I said why?
Chuck said, you are such a smart person, you must understand why.

I said I didn’t know, and even if I wanted to get a refund, I couldn’t get it back. I’ve been living on the salary you gave me after the salary increase. If you cut my salary, wouldn’t my quality of life go backwards?
Not only will it not, but it will get better and better, he said.

I asked, how did you do it?
He said, you can try to be a radio host. I have chosen the name of the show for you, and it is called Smart Chandler!The classic slogan is bingo!Like that Mad Max morning show!

I said that would not work!Absolutely not!

He asked, why?Even Max Henson eats human blood steamed buns so brazenly, and what's more, he makes and eats it himself, so many people love to watch it and earn so much money.You use your intelligence to please the public, why can't you succeed?

I said, I swore I'd never be like Max Henson again!
He said, there seems to be a story in it?
I said, of course there is, but I tell you, you can't tell anyone.

He said, well, I will definitely not tell anyone.

So I told him that it was when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, the mess of my parents made me very sensitive, and I could only use ridicule and poisonous tongue to attack others wantonly to protect myself.

At that time, there was a female classmate Suzie, and we participated in dramas together in the drama club.

When I performed on stage once, I lifted her skirt in public, causing her to be nicknamed Suzie until she left the place.

I didn't feel anything then.

It wasn't until many years later that I became more mature and knew that it was okay to have a harsh tongue, but it's better to treat yourself instead of others, otherwise such a person will have no friends and end up alone.

Mr. Harker downstairs is a typical example. When I looked through his estate, I found that we are so similar.

So trust me!

I know!
And it was when I met Suzie again that I fully understood the serious consequences of poisonous tongues.

Oh, God!
She has grown into the most beautiful girl!
Beautiful I can't believe it!
That's right!

At first I didn't recognize her at all!
It was she who took the initiative to greet me.

What made me even more unbelievable was that when we broke up, she had a showdown with me, asking how many times did she need to touch my arm before I would take the initiative to ask her out?

That's when I realized what she meant.

No surprises, of course I said yes, the date started off great, especially when she asked me to get me in her panties and fuck her in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant, I thought she was the best girlfriend in the world .

However, when I followed her in, at her request, I took off all my own clothes and only wore hers. She ran away holding my clothes and told the truth.

She has been brooding over what happened in the fourth grade of elementary school for more than ten years, and now she finally created a chance to get revenge and asked me to tell her 20 years later, do you still remember this incident.

I actually knew the answer when I removed the toilet door to cover half of my body and left the fancy restaurant under all eyes.

Not to mention 20 years, I will never forget it even in my whole life!
I fully understand how much the self-conscious protection with a poisonous tongue hurt Suzie.

Think about it, I was just an ignorant child, and I left Suzie with such serious psychological trauma.

However, Max Henson knew the evil consequences of his poisonous tongue, but so viciously accused a mother who loved her daughter of murdering her own daughter, and encouraged countless unknowing fans to besiege this family that suffered great grief. , forcing this young mother, who lost her beloved daughter, to commit suicide after a breakdown.

If Detective Chuck hadn't acted in time to take over the case and find Jamie, how long could this young mother survive under Max Henson's vicious attack?

a month?

Or half a year?a year?
And if that kind of irreparable tragedy really happened, Max Henson's mouth, I'm afraid it will be a joke of wanton ridicule again.

As for when Jamie was really rescued, the truth came out, and Max Henson would at most say sorry.

Someone asked him why he attacked Jamie's mother so definitely.

With one sentence from him, freedom of speech is over, and then he leaves Jamie's family ruined because of his one sentence, and continues to pick the next victim to ridicule him with a vicious tongue, earning a lot of blood from his mouth.

How could I ever be another Max Henson!

Chuck said, don't get excited, I didn't ask you to be Max Henson!What I ask you to do is use your intelligence to please the audience, if you have to compare Max Henson it is to be Max Henson and his fool 1 and fool 2 fit.

I was overjoyed to grasp the key point, what do you mean Max Henson is actually gay?

Chuck asked, what are you so excited about?You already have that kind of temperament, and now this expression is easy to be misunderstood, you know?

I said, no one will misunderstand, I just want to tell Susie the news.

Chuck asked, what does this have to do with Suzie?
I said, hey, didn't I tell you?Suzy is Max Henson's girlfriend, though I suspect she has no idea what he's like!In every sense!
Believe it or not Suzy, I do!Telling her that Max Henson is gay is better than telling her that Max Henson is a vicious devil.

After all, she was hurt like that by me in the little devil state back then!

It can't be that she has Stockholm Syndrome because of me and falls in love with such a demon, right?

Chuck was silent for a moment and said, so you green Max Henson?
I looked at him in astonishment, I said so much, you just pay attention to this?
Chuck shook his head and said of course not, I'm just curious about the details of your reunion with Suzie.

I asked, like what?

Chuck said, such as the details of XX.

I said, you think I'm stupid!

Chuck nodded and said that you are really smart, and it's time to officially launch your own talk show.

I'm very angry, did you listen to me, I, Chandler Bing, even if I die of poverty and starvation, I will definitely not be a scum like Max Henson!
Chuck asked, what about the $10 reward on Jamie this time?
I said, great!Without the $10, Jamie would not have been found so quickly to save Jamie's family!

Chuck asked, imagine, if you have countless $10, how many Jamies can you save?

I said, my math is taught by the physical education teacher, you said it!So you still tell me!

Chuck said, great!You will answer quickly!Let me tell you, it’s all for entertaining the public. Instead of giving the money to scum like Max Henson to make a fuss and persecute other victims, it’s better for you to make a contribution to saving countless Jamies.

I was dumbfounded, and thought to myself, that's too bad!Feeling excited!But I just said that even if you die of poverty and starvation, you will not take this road, what should you do?

I'm not Max Henson, I can't slap myself in the face as soon as I speak!
So I said, even if I want to work hard to save countless Jamies, I am willing to entertain the public, but I can't do it!I really can't do Max Henson!

Chuck said, you don't have to do that, you just have to be yourself!Don't attack others viciously and leave others with incurable injuries and psychological shadows for a lifetime!You can turn the fire on yourself!
My eyes lit up, I am familiar with this!Laughing at myself is what I do best these days!
The only downside, Chuck said, is that the show probably won't last long. After all, Max Henson can keep viciously attacking anyone. There are endless sources of vicious tongue, and you don't have the advantage in that regard.

I immediately laughed, and said Chuck, you are a super math genius, but I didn't expect math to be like that.

Although I am alone, more than 20 years have passed in my life.

But in my more than 20 years in the past, every moment is full of jokes, a joke in 1 minute, 100 jokes in an hour, 10000 jokes in a day, 100 million in a year, and 100 billion in ten years! 20 years is 1 trillion!

Max Henson is viciously attacking the world, and he doesn't have as many jokes as I do, believe it or not!
Chuck said, I believe that if this is the case, after your talk show is successful and you earn enough money to save countless Jamies, you can consider running for the Grand Commander.

I'm stunned, am I?Grand commander?No way?

Chuck said, why not?You have saved countless Jamies, and they will all be able to vote by then, and anyone with eyes will be able to see your contribution!

Of course, the most important thing is who to choose?Why not pick someone who can entertain themselves?And no one knows how to entertain the masses better than you! "

Chandler played freely in front of long guns and short guns. As time went by, especially after every sentence was uttered, there were almost laughter one after another, and the whole room laughed at every turn, which gave him more and more confidence and full firepower , Unscrupulously displaying his talent, amusing everyone.

After a long time, when it was finally over, Chandler walked up to Chuck with some concern, and asked, "How am I doing?"

"very good."

Chuck nodded: "You can officially make your debut. I will contact the TV station for you. Maybe after this report is fermented, you can make your debut without my help."

"That would take a lot of Max Henson fans away, wouldn't it?"

Chandler joked: "And the reduction of fans will greatly weaken his influence, so that the public opinion atmosphere of suing him will be more favorable to us, right?"

"Bingo!"

Chuck quotes Chandler's offhand joke just now.

"Bingo!"

Chandler's mouth twitched, but he quickly smiled.

If it is said that the path of great leadership he asked Chuck to help him plan before was just a conceptual and illusory existence, but now he has really found the joy of his life struggle!

Chandler · bing, go! go! go!

(End of this chapter)