The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 267 Chuck, who overwhelms the guest: Why don't you laugh?keep laughing!
"Boss, are you alright?"

The two idiots quickly got up and came to help Max Henson, who was stunned by Chuck's words.

"I'm fine, the chair is broken."

Max Henson forced a smile and said, "Tell me! Are you trying to trick me?"

"Boss, you found out."

The two idiots reacted very quickly, and immediately admitted: "We want to give you a surprise."

"For your behavior, I can only say... well done!"

Max Henson said with a smile: "I have always been the one to trick you, and now it is your turn to be tricked by you. This is our freedom, isn't it? But bring me a new chair now, Otherwise, the audience will run away."

"You can sit on little Willy's lap."

Chuck said blankly.

"..."

Little Willy, the dwarf fool No. 1, almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard this, and quickly covered his mouth.

Max Henson's face turned black, and others were happy to speak harshly, but it was a completely different feeling to be poisoned by others.

Little Willie and the women he often molested for publicity, the classic project is to let the female guest sit on Little Willie's lap.

Most are rejected.

But there are also more bold and unrestrained ones, and they really went to sit.

Regardless of whether they go or not, they can surround Liu Bei and the wretched, doing their best to tease with their poisonous tongues.

But who would have thought that Chuck would first startle him and fall from his chair, and now use their classic items to connotate them.

This is treating him as a female guest!
"Don't worry about the ratings, even if it's not live TV, no matter how many times you squat, you won't be able to drive away many listeners."

"I hope so, otherwise I can only sit on your lap to increase the listening rate~ Compared with sitting on Little Willy's lap, I think more people want me to sit on your lap, don't you think so?"

Max Henson reacted quickly, and immediately thought of a way to fight back.

He invited Chuck to come to the show several times but was rejected, and now he has a direct confrontation with Chuck. Naturally, he has a better understanding of Chuck. Knowing that Chuck has a serious cleanliness, it is impossible to let him sit.

It's almost disgusting to think about it!
This is enough!

If necessary, he will really sit, as long as it can make Chuck sick, and win the round!By the way, let's downplay the terrible topic just now!

"Of course!"

"Wow, Detective Max sitting on Detective Chuck's lap, that's pretty eye-catching, but I'm sure a lot of people want to see it."

The two idiots immediately took up the conversation.

"The hotlines are blowing up, so let's take a few calls and let them decide where I sit."

Max Henson directly turned off Chuck's microphone, not giving Chuck a chance to speak, and pretended to answer the hotline to give himself more buffer time.

"Let's take the first line of the day, hello, and welcome to the Mad Max morning show!"

"Go and sit!"

A female voice deliberately lowered her voice on the other end of the phone.

"MAX?"

The corner of Max Henson's mouth twitched, and he gave the assistant who screened the hotline outside the recording room a hard look.

"I'm not MAX...don't talk to yourself! Go and sit on his lap! We all want to see! Tell us whether we are sitting on pins and needles, or if we are sitting on..."

On the other end of the hotline, the female voice was so urgent that she stopped pretending and revealed the voice of the girl MAX.

And this voice is very familiar to everyone on the Mad Max morning show. It is the loyal fan who used to have the same name as Max Henson. Now because of the case, the fan has turned black, and he viciously spoke the girl MAX of the former idol for 3 minutes. .

"Very well, the first hotline listener has made a choice, let's take the next hotline listener and hear his thoughts."

Max Henson was worried that the fan-turned-black girl MAX would cause trouble, so he hung up the hotline before finishing speaking.

After the show, he will fire this assistant!
He didn't believe that the assistant in charge of hotline screening couldn't hear the voice of the girl MAX, and there were so many hotlines, but she was the first one to get in. It must be the cruelty of the hot-eyed girl MAX, who deliberately pretended to make a mistake in order to please the other party. of.

He used to be able to laugh it off.

But now he is not in the mood!
"Go and sit on his lap, we want to see the two detectives sitting together~"

Another hotline was connected, still with a deliberately disguised voice.

"Ok!"

Hearing this voice, Max Henson immediately agreed and hung up the hotline.

Because he recognized it was the voice of the wise Chandler.

no way!
If Detective Chuck is now his first enemy, then the wise Chandler is the second.

Not only did Chandler green him, but he also competed for fans on the same track as him when he debuted.

That's right!

Although Chandler didn't take the initiative to green him, but his girlfriend plotted revenge when she saw a poisonous classmate in elementary school.

But at that time, she and him were in a relationship, and it was an open relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, but if it was green, it would be green.

And before he got tired of his girlfriend Susie and broke up with her, Susie took the initiative to break up with him, and the reason was also the most unacceptable to him.

What to say now that she has revenged on Chandler, the bully classmate in elementary school, there is no need to stay with him who is also the same bully, otherwise she is really sick.

But he obviously found out that she and the smart Chandler talked on the phone in the middle of the night, and the duration was very touching. This is obviously a fake show.

Not to mention that Chandler's style is very similar to him, except that one is venomous about others, and the other is venomous about himself.

The fan groups of the two are highly overlapping.

The smart Chandler has now officially debuted on TV, and because of his involvement with him, he has received intense attention from his fans.

Data doesn't lie.

His fan base fell off a cliff, but Chandler's talk show became an instant hit.

Max Henson didn't even mention Chandler's name, hung up the phone directly, and then looked at Chuck who was silenced but always looked at him calmly, with a very gloomy heart, but smiled.

"Detective Chuck, you heard it too, I'm going to sit on your lap, it's everyone's voice, so I'm here? Why don't you talk? OMG! Everyone, you should really look at his face, it's so ugly, Are you intimidated..."

After Max Henson banned Chuck's words, he unilaterally ridiculed Chuck, and gradually found the state, with continuous laughter and laughter, the poisonous Crazy Max returned.

"Jinette's younger sister once reported to the police station, saying that she suspected that her sister did not commit suicide, because they have a very good relationship as sisters and have contact every day. There is no such thing as a sister who is depressed, and a younger sister will not know.

And the gas fireplace in the bedroom hadn't been used in years.

Also, you and Jinette have been in love and living together for many years. Every year, you will write down the travel and celebration plans for the anniversary of your love, but this time you have written down all the plans on your schedule, except for the anniversary of your love.

Silly, isn't it?

And the reason why the police didn't suspect you when there were all kinds of doubts was because you were doing a live broadcast at that time, and the countless viewers were your alibi.

But that's not a brilliant idea at all!

Believe me!
Even if you are flying in the sky, it is not enough to be your alibi.

You suddenly changed your classic catchphrase that day.

It was never used again after that.

And when the police arrived, your home was also listening to the program.

Obviously, this is a signal.

As for whom?
Surveillance is installed all around your home, the doors and windows are locked, and no one can approach silently, except for a dog hole.

And your Fool 1 Jr. Willie just wasn't on the air at the time.

You are a little relieved now, do you think this inference is ridiculous?
Because even if Little Willie were a dwarf, he couldn't get through a dog hole.

I know!
He is not your dog!
It is unlikely that he will do something to kill you, and you don't dare to entrust him with such a terrible thing.

Good thing you have real dogs to help you, don't you?

As long as a well-trained dog hears the person who trains it yell, it will make a series of predictable actions.

It is very simple to get into the house with locked doors and windows through the dog hole, enter the bedroom, turn the gas switch, and then leave quickly.

You will say you don't have a dog.

But your neighbor has a dog, and it just so happens that your neighbor goes on vacation every summer.

But this time, Crazy Max, the celebrity neighbor who has always been proud and difficult to get along with, is so friendly that he offers to walk his dog for him, which is simply too unforgettable.

a month.

From [-]pm to [-]pm every day, there is nothing on your calendar.

Because you went to walk the neighbor's dog.

In name, of course.

The real purpose is to train the dog to help you kill your girlfriend.

Why don't you laugh?
Keep laughing!

Otherwise it doesn't look very suspicious!
laugh! "

Chuck, whose microphone was banned, just quietly watched Max Henson wantonly ridicule and poisonous tongue, and the recording room was full of joy.

Then he raised his decorative glasses, did not shout loudly to try to let the audience hear his own voice, but slowly expounded a fact in the most normal and calm voice.

But as Chuck continued, Max Henson, who had recovered, was thrown into a trough in an instant. He frequently looked at Chuck with his eyes.

In the end, when Chuck asked him to laugh, he couldn't laugh at all, and sat there directly, looking at Chuck with horror.

His ingenious plan has been successful for more than a year. Except for the girlfriend's younger sister who really didn't believe that his sister would commit suicide, no one would believe that he, who was broadcasting live at the time, would have anything to do with his girlfriend's death.

Now even that younger sister thought she was thinking too much and gave up.

But why Chuck seemed to see it with his own eyes.

The point is that this is a felony!
It is not comparable to civil lawsuits such as compensation and apology.

At this moment, his mind was empty, only horror and fear, how could he laugh!

"Aren't you smiling?"

Chuck walked over, canceled the mute button of his microphone, and said calmly: "Don't worry, you have the freedom to murder. This time, the judge may still overturn the jury's verdict of your guilt, which represents the public opinion, so it's not a urine murder right now." When pants.

Now let's take the next hotline. "

As he spoke, he looked at the stunned two fools and the recording assistant outside.

Under Chuck's gaze, the recording assistant looked at the boss who was stunned and unresponsive. Without the courage to refuse, he gritted his teeth and transferred the hotline.

"Chuck, we have followed your reminder and found Max Henson's neighbor. He verified your words and has his dog ready to wait for your order at any time."

On the other end of the hotline, the voice of Commissioner Randy Tischer came.

"it is good."

Chuck nodded, then turned the microphone to the mouth of Max Henson, who was slumped on the chair, and said with a blank expression: "Now let us listen to the slogan you were about to change on a whim?

Do not?
At this point, you don't really think you can get away with being silent, do you?

My suggestion is to continue to maintain your poisonous tongue style.

After all, in prison, your level of poisonous tongue is related to the quality of life of you and many people.

had better not?
OK then.

I prepared your original recording.

Let's hear it! "

As he said that, he took out his mobile phone, pressed the play button, and heard Max Henson suddenly and frequently shouted in his live broadcast on the day his girlfriend 'suicide' a year ago: "Sail to the sea~! "

"Moved, moved! The dog moved!"

Randy Tischer's excited voice came from the other end of the hotline: "It skillfully got into the dog hole, entered the house, went upstairs, entered the bedroom, came to the fireplace, and turned on the gas switch with its legs.

It ran out quickly again.

OMG!
It also pushed the bedroom door shut with its butt.

It's Mad Max!

He really trained the dog well!

Even if you can't do talk shows in the future, maybe you can be a dog walker..."

"You can come here now."

Chuck interrupted Randy, who was naturally dumbfounded: "Better put on your handcuffs (dog leash) and let him demonstrate it to you."

"I'm coming!"

Commissioner Randy Tischer was full of interest. At this moment, he really felt that compared to capturing Max Henson, letting Max Henson teach how to take a dog in a mere month, or Other people's dogs are so obedient and more interesting.

"Now, let's move on."

Chuck hung up Randy's hotline, sat back in his seat, ignored Max Henson, who was slumped in the chair, and the two idiots looking at each other, and started hosting the Mad Max morning show.

"Before Commissioner Randy Tischer comes to arrest Mad Max, who is no longer crazy and only crazy, everyone is welcome to call to speculate on Max Henson's motive for killing and how many years he will be sentenced to."

Then the hotline went off the rails.

Without Chuck's signal, Anna didn't have a screening hotline, so it was impossible for the girl MAX and the witty smart Chandler to be picked up.

These are hotline calls from normal people.

Most of them are cursing that Max Henson is really inhuman!
Not only did he mock his girlfriend's "suicide" a few days later, it turned out that the so-called "suicide" didn't even exist, but he murdered his cohabiting girlfriend.

His ugly behavior can only be expressed in four words.

Outrageous!

Four more words!

It's insane!

(End of this chapter)