The daily life of American drama detective

"come on!"

Ross shouted: "I know we had some quarrels before, but I am Monica's brother after all, why can't you be my connection?"

"I can."

Chuck said bluntly, "But I don't want to."

"..."

Roston looked at Monica for help.

When Chuck said this, especially with the near-death experience in front of him, he was immediately scared.

And of course we will hire professional security personnel in the future, but he is really worried about being hacked.

This is not unheard of.

There are even many means waiting for him that he can't think of at all.

He felt half happy and half scared now.

In his social circle, it seems that Chuck is really the only one he can rely on... Although he was very upset because of Chuck's awesomeness before.

"Chuck, don't scare him."

Monica smiled to smooth things over: "Ross, don't you look at it, if it wasn't for Chuck, would you still be here properly?"

"Yes."

Rachel smiled and said, "If you're not Monica's real brother, it will be too late for us to call the police after you disappeared for more than two days."

"indeed."

Ross glanced at Chuck with a smile, then thought of something, and stared at a group of old friends with wide eyes: "Why did you realize that I was missing for two days?!"

"You have the nerve to say it."

Monica immediately snapped back: "Why didn't you send back any news after you were entangled by that woman? It's been two full days! What are you thinking?"

"What else can you think of?"

Chandler joked: "Of course it's rushing!"

"..."

Rose's face darkened.

But thinking of the two days that were indeed like this, especially thinking that the judge had declared the marriage invalid after knowing the truth, and Wei Qi could not get anything, the corners of her mouth couldn't help showing a hint of complacency.

Ok.

No matter which country you are in, the weakness of human nature is long live Bai Piao!

All he lost was his dignity.

But what he got was a two-day VIP one-stop Baipiao service.

In order to completely tie him to the bed, Weiqi resorted to all methods, the taste of which is not for outsiders to understand.

what!
wrong!

It must be said that when only Chandler, Joey and other men are present, he must talk a lot!
It's so cool, is there any!
When he was actually a sage, he immediately thought of contacting and sharing with his old friends, but it was a pity that Wei Qi stopped him.

Even in order to force him to come out of the sage's hard-spoken state, Weiqi not only used her own efforts, but also cleverly used Chuck's gossip news to stimulate him.

One sentence made him take the little blue pill and he had to stick to it to the end.

Detective Chuck can do it, can't you?

It's a pity that this only lasted for two days, and it was useless, and then attracted the new Mrs. Weiqi Geller to be completely murdered.

"Look at this expression, I want to hear the details."

Chandler pointed to Rose's eyes.

"Stop making trouble, let's talk about business."

Monica was not in such a good mood as they were, and was still worried about her brother's safety: "Chuck, what do you think Ross should do."

"I said it's useless, it's his own decision."

Chuck shook his head.

"He listens to you!"

Monica looked at Ross viciously, and kept winking at her own brother, forcing him to express his opinion.

"Cough cough."

Rose was a little flustered by the pleasure of being white, and couldn't fall down for a while, and said with airs: "Chuck, just say it."

Chuck didn't speak, just looked at him.

"Don't mention donating money on the premise."

Chandler immediately approached Ross knowingly, and added what Ross hadn't said.

"It's not that I don't want to donate money..."

Ross immediately wondered: "It's just the donation of [-] million or [-] million, my money is not blown by the wind... Apart from throwing money, what else can I do?"

"Don't rush to accept the award, you still have 6 months to think about it."

Chuck said calmly: "In these six months, for Monica's sake, I can basically keep you safe."

There is a time limit for receiving the American Powerball award, which varies from state to state. There are 90 days, 180 days, and one year.

"How do you do it?"

Ross asked subconsciously.

"Have you ever heard of Journey to the West?"

Chuck asked.

"Hey, I still know this."

Ross smiled proudly: "We who are engaged in archaeology also have to communicate with colleagues from all over the world, including those from the Eastern Kingdom.

I heard them mention this novel, especially the monsters in it. I doubt it is an ancient giant creature like a dinosaur. "

"As long as you know."

Chuck didn't ask him what he knew, and said blankly: "There is a Tang monk inside, and your current situation is very similar to him.

It was just a small test at the beginning that Tang Monk went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, but one day there was a saying that eating Tang Monk meat could lead to immortality.

Then there are more and more monsters and ghosts who are interested in Tang Seng.

Because Tang Seng doesn't listen to people's advice, he is often captured by monsters.

But they never ate him immediately, and were rescued by the protagonist every time.

Now you have won a huge prize of 20.4 billion US dollars, just like Tang Seng was rumored that Tang Seng meat can live forever, which has attracted the interest of countless demons and ghosts.

And you are indeed unwilling to listen to people's persuasion like Tang Seng, and you always feel that you can still resist.

Even because you haven't received the prize yet, even if those people arrest you, they won't kill you immediately, leaving a certain amount of time for rescue. "

"The premise is not to get married again."

Chandler couldn't help mocking: "Otherwise, the third or more Mrs. Ross Geller would wish to be a widow and inherit everything... As long as you don't get married, Chuck can rescue you, don't worry."

"I see!"

Monica's eyes brightened: "Ross, you should choose to receive it for a long time, divide it into 30 years, and get a small 70 million a year, which is enough for any of your expenses.

In this way, not only can you receive the 20.4 billion US dollars in full, but you can also hang on to the greed of various people. Even if you are caught, there will be enough time for me to ask Chuck to rescue you. "

"It takes 30 years for so much money to be left there. Who knows that the lottery company will go bankrupt one day, and I don't know whether I can get the money at that time."

Ross hesitated a bit. Seeing his younger sister glaring at him, he said weakly, "Besides, I'm not exactly the same as this Tang Seng, right? Think about it..."

"It's really different. When Tang Seng is arrested, sometimes because of his outstanding appearance, he will attract beautiful female fairies to favor him, hoping to gain both money and life."

Chuck corrected: "And when you are arrested, no beautiful female fairy will look at you like that at all. Don't you really think that Wei Qi did not hesitate to become a widow because you are extremely stingy?"

"..."

Rose's face suddenly darkened.

He knew what Chuck meant.

"Looks like you understand too."

Chuck nodded: "You can't count on beautiful female elves, and those powerful elves who are not good at meat want you to be their bride, and you probably don't want to either.

In this kind of crime with great interests, violence inevitably occurs, and once there is violence, various unpredictable accidents will occur.

Just like almost all the goblins in Journey to the West who catch Tang Seng, their first reaction is to wait for the protagonist to come to rescue them. Only after they are sure that the protagonist has nothing to do with them will they consider eating Tang Seng's meat.

But there are always a few wild goblins who don't understand the rules, or a few goblins who are too big to think that the protagonist can't do anything to him, so if they catch Tang Seng, they will wash them off and have to steam them in a steamer.

So I can only say, before you receive the award, don't get married quickly, on the premise that there is a good chance that you can be saved.

But not 100% sure.

And after you receive the award, even if you choose to receive the award for a long time, I have absolutely no confidence that I will be able to rescue you in time. "

Rose's dark face instantly turned white again.

He doesn't know Tang Monk, the protagonist, goblins, etc., but he has no obstacles in understanding this metaphor at all.

After all, he had just experienced it himself.

"why?"

Monica was puzzled: "He only receives 70 million a year, and there are more than one billion that have not been received. Those people are willing to kill him?"

"That depends on who it is."

Chuck explained: "Even if you only receive a small 70 million for the first year, this amount of money is enough to attract all kinds of greedy and desperate people.

As long as the money is in their hands, they don't care who gets the rest. "

"It's as scary as it sounds."

Phoebe complained: "Forget it, I still don't buy lottery tickets. If I win the $20.4 billion, I don't know what to do!"

Ross's entanglement, ecstasy is naturally ecstasy, after all, it is 20.4 billion US dollars, but now worries and fears have become more intense after Chuck's analysis, and the ecstatic joy is completely gone.

The next morning.

Rose was released from the hospital, resolved the police inquiries, and returned to New York together.

"Are you all right?"

Detective Annoyance was already waiting at the apartment. When he saw Ross, he patted Ross on the shoulder: "Dude, a huge prize of 20.4 billion, awesome!"

"Ross, this is Jack."

Chandler took the initiative to introduce to his good buddy: "He is a police detective, and he helped a lot this time. He confirmed Wei Qi's identity immediately, otherwise Chuck would not have time to save you before he was hit by a train and killed you." .”

"thank you so much."

Rose looked at Detective Detective gratefully.

"you are welcome."

Detective Annoyance laughed and said, "You are Chuck and Chandler's friend, you should help me."

Rose nodded, went in and lay down on the sofa.

Monica smiled awkwardly at Detective Annoyance, said a lot of words of thanks for her brother, and then asked Chandler to greet Detective Annoyance first, and went in to give Ross, who was slumped on the sofa, He dragged him into the room and cursed for a while.

After a while, Ross came out muttering: "I know, it's okay!"

Then he stepped aside, pulled out his dinosaur checkbook, and started writing.

"Finally, thank you fee is here!"

Seeing this scene, Chandler smiled at Detective Detective.

"Is this...suitable?"

The annoying detective rubbed his hands and smiled.

"Stop pretending!"

Chandler directly broke it down and said: "You are currently in an economic crisis, all your money is wasted on that sports car, and other expenses are too big.

The rental house left to you by your grandmother will also be recalled, and it is full of fond memories of your childhood.

You are just a policeman who went to the bank to get a loan to buy a house, but the bank manager laughed out loud after you finished speaking, forcing you to almost find a gangster loan shark to buy a house.

Are you sure you don't want this tip after rescuing a billionaire? "

"Always be polite."

Detective Annoyance immediately stopped pretending, and watched Ross walk over with a check with a straight smile.

"Jack, thank you for helping me. You must accept this little thing."

Rose reluctantly handed over the check.

"This is so embarrassing... but I know you're a billionaire, so thanks, buddy!"

Detective Annoyance said politely, and under Chandler's eyes, he took the dinosaur check, looked at the number on it with bright eyes, and then froze there with a smile.

"How much did you give?"

Rachel had noticed the movement here a long time ago, and she sneaked over, snatched the dinosaur check, looked up, and yelled in disbelief: "$400?! Are you serious?!"

Although Detective Annoyed didn't speak, he looked at Ross with a meaning.

"what happened?"

Ross was made very uncomfortable by this expression and tone, and asked back with a stiff neck: "Jack is a policeman, and he only pays 200 dollars a day. It doesn't even take half a day to help me. Now I'm paying him two days. I gave it 4 times, isn't that enough?"

"I now know why Weiqi chose that way."

Rachel's enthusiasm for looking at Ross was completely extinguished, and she threw away the $400 dinosaur check, and her attitude became the same as before.

Ok.

Not only indifferent, but also a little contemptuous.

How stingy is this!
For the savior who helped save him, a 20.4 billion dollar rich man, he lost it with only 400 dollars.

That's it, I'm still reluctant!

No wonder Wei Qi chose that way, now Rachel only thinks that Wei Qi is really a smart person, with scheming, calculating, and decisiveness!

"I'm naive."

Seeing Rose's showmanship with his own eyes, Chuck was also silent for a moment, and then said bluntly: "I even proposed that he donate [-] million to the NRA and Texas."

Speaking of this, he looked at the annoying detective who picked up the $400 dinosaur check and didn't know what to say: "If I were you, I would ask him to write a new check."

"As much as you think is appropriate, I will drive it."

Ross, who was screwed by Monica, finally couldn't take it anymore. For his own safety, he could only compromise with Chuck, and said with a smile: "It's just that I haven't received the bonus yet, and there is no money on the card... "

"The money on your card is definitely enough."

Chuck glanced at him, then at Detective Annoyance: "If I were you, I'd have him write a check for $165.7."

"Why $165.7?"

Everyone couldn't help being curious.

Chuck didn't speak, just turned on the phone, flipped through a page, and showed it to everyone.

"puff!"

After everyone was stunned, Rachel and the others were the first to burst out laughing.

"Ha! I see."

Chandler looked at the market price of the second brother shown by Chuck: "Multiply the price of pork by Ross's weight, $165.7, nothing wrong!"

Ross, who was treated as a pig, turned pale: "..."