The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 321 The IRS Comes Back, Excited Texas Girl!

"I've seen it, that red rose is very delicate~"

Little Howard immediately winked and laughed endlessly.

"To shut up!"

Rose cursed at Howard Jr.

"ok, ok."

Howard Jr. raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, but that expression obviously did not mean to surrender, and his eyes kept looking behind Rose.

Ross stretched out his hand angrily and grabbed Howard Jr.'s neck.

"Help, help."

Little Howard was not afraid at all, and continued to tease his big cousin with his characteristic obscene expression and tone.

"what!"

Rose was the first to notice the problem, and looked at Howard Jr. in surprise: "You are very hot."

"Ah~!"

Rachel and the others immediately burst into disgust.

"It seems that this red rose has finally bloomed."

Chandler's teasing followed immediately.

"What are you thinking?!!!"

Ross was stunned for a while before realizing that his old friends were taunting him again, and immediately said furiously, "I'm serious, Howard has a fever!"

"Really?"

Compared to the others who continued to look at Rose suspiciously, Howard Jr. touched his forehead for the first time, then slapped Rose's hand off, touched his neck, and shouted with bright eyes: "I have a fever Yes, the neck has also become thicker, yes!!!”

"Is it a surprise to have a thicker neck with a fever?"

Ross looked at his little cousin speechlessly.

But a group of old friends looked at Ross with strange eyes.

"You don't know what that means?"

Howard Jr. touched his face and neck, and when he was happy, he began to mock his big cousin.

"That's right, you used to only be in love secretly. The highest achievement in your student days was being educated by the old lady in the library. How did you know the style popular among young people? I'm suffering from kiss disease. Have you heard of it?"

"Kiss disease?"

Ross complained: "What's so happy about being sick!"

"That depends on what kind of disease it is!"

While talking, Howard took out his mobile phone and started posing for pictures.

"You can go back."

Monica covered her nose, took out the disinfectant spray, and started spraying it everywhere.

Others also stayed away from Howard Jr.

This very popular kiss disease is contagious. Although it is mainly mouth-to-mouth as the name suggests, droplet transmission is not ruled out.

"It's a welcome sign in school!"

Little Howard looked at Rose in embarrassment: "After all, no one kisses you, how can you get sick..."

Just as he was eloquently talking about his reluctance to leave, Monica dialed a number, said a few words, and then switched on the voiceover. Immediately, the voice of Little Howard's mother, Mrs. Worowitz, came from the other end of the phone. Voice: "My little baby, do you have a fever?"

"No……"

Little Howard's smile froze, he quickly refuted, and then signaled everyone not to talk nonsense with his eyes.

But at this moment, he couldn't help but sneezed a lot.

"Flash!"

Monica pulled Rachel and the others away when he was about to sneeze.

But their departure did not affect Mrs. Worowitz's voice in Little Howard's ears because of the distance.

"You have a fever and you sneeze?! I knew it!!! I shouldn't have had Leonard in my house in the first place.

He had that shameful disease, so he was not allowed to live in his own home and kicked him out.

Not only did you take the initiative to invite him to come and live, but you also enthusiastically let him live in your room.

O God, iniquity!
I share the same bath with you~"

Facing the weird gazes cast from afar by everyone, Little Howard was in a bad mood, and immediately yelled back: "This has nothing to do with Leonard~!!!"

"Stop talking for him!!!"

Mrs. Worowitz yelled back with a louder voice: "He got that disease, and then you got it too, you think I don't know what it is?!
I have long seen that your relationship is not simple!

If I had known, I would never have listened to you and moved the family from Pasadena.

Look how long it's been since you moved here, your whole person has changed, how many strange things have happened here, woo woo woo..."

"..."

Little Howard's face was ugly, but facing his mother crying in public, even though he knew she was faking it, he could only subdue it a little and lowered his voice to explain: "Leonard is my only friend."

"I know, the only boyfriend!"

The more Mrs. Worowitz spoke, the more sad she became: "You don't have a girlfriend, it's all because of Ross! Look at what you've learned! Most likely there's that Chandler!"

"I knew I had my share."

Chandler shrugged self-deprecatingly when he heard this.

"It's not what you imagined..."

Little Howard was helpless.

"You know what I'm thinking?!"

Mrs. Worowitz yelled: "That means you really thought about it?! God, I had the last hope just now, but now it's all gone!
Why is my life so miserable?

Your father left me for some reason.

Now you want to leave me, and you still use this method..."

"When did I say I was leaving you?!"

Little Howard's anger also came up.

"You are like this, and you will definitely become more and more non-mainstream in the future. Let me ask you, which extreme non-mainstream will have a good relationship with your mother?!"

Mrs. Worowitz yelled, "You can't wait to come out!"

"I do not have!!!"

Little Howard couldn't bear it anymore and yelled back again: "I just want to be cool and let other people in the school think that I am also liked by others... so I went to rub Leonard's food, there is no such thing as you imagined! "

"I knew the food he didn't finish that day was not stolen by the cat!"

Mrs. Worowitz once again grasped the lie that Howard Jr. had told, and her tone became firmer.

"Come here, I'll take you home, and drive Leonard home! He has his own home! He is not welcome in my home, at least before you become an adult, I have this right!"

Little Howard could only leave dejectedly.

"What's the matter?"

Rachel and the others were amused.

"Because Leonard is Chuck's friend, he got rid of the fate of being bullied in school, and sometimes helped those who were bullied not to be bullied, so there are many classmates with similar personalities around him."

Monica cleaned the room thoroughly with a disinfectant spray, while talking about what she knew: "Of course, these students are not all boys, there are also girls, and some of them like Leonard, and then you should know... In short, Leonard De got kiss disease.

There is little Sheldon in his family, although as long as the distance is maintained, the risk of being infected is not high, but it is little Sheldon, so it is naturally impossible for him to live at home.

And his mother is Beverly, so after Little Sheldon made such an unreasonable request, she immediately stood by Little Sheldon's side, planning to rent a room for Little Leonard and drive him out home. "

"How pitiful."

Rachel and the others all sympathized with little Leonard.

Little Leonard and little Sheldon are really confused about who is Beverly's biological child from the beginning to the end.

"Yes."

Monica nodded: "After Howard knew about it, he immediately asked little Leonard to live in his house. At first, I thought it was because little Leonard was his only good friend. Now it seems that he wanted to let the school people think he's cool."

"Using such a detour to beat around the bush and tell others is really in line with his status as a smart person, but he forgot that there is another layer of interpretation."

Chandler joked: "You are mistaken for your cleverness. Now when you go back, his mother will beat the mandarin ducks~"

"..."

Seeing a group of old friends laughing and talking about Howard Jr.'s kiss disease, completely forgetting about him, Ross listened to it for a long time, his manic heart fell silent, and became colder and colder.

His 20.4 billion, his experience, can't compare to the ridiculous kiss disease of Little Howard and the others.

What happened to this world?
"Where's Chuck?"

Just when he was in a trembling and cold state for an unknown period of time, a sentence pulled him back, but Rachel asked casually, which is what he asked many times every day, and Monica had already pulled him annoyed The problem of being blacklisted.

"He left New York on business."

"Going away again?"

Rose couldn't help shouting, "Where did you go?"

"I don't know."

Monica gave him an angry look.

She actually knew, but she didn't want to tell Ross, because he would keep nagging and annoying.

Ping An Town.

"Let me tell you what's good about you!"

Secretary Helen looked at her niece Jane standing at the door, looking at the town in a daze, feeling distressed and helpless.

"I ran back from Las Vegas, and now I'm running back again. Although it's next to New York, it seems close, but it's still far away if I'm not his assistant. Look how long it's been, and I'll ask you something, Has that changed much?"

"..."

Listening to this pun, Jane was already unable to complain.

This change is not only big... It's so big that there is no limit.

Sure enough, in the past, she only suspected that one of the reasons why Chuck settled in Ping'an Town was because there were unfair people here, but now she was absolutely sure that Chuck liked unfair people.

Although she is quite capable, compared with the current assistant, Lisa, a big girl from Texas, she is just mediocre.

"Okay, I'm going back to work."

Jane didn't want to listen to her aunt's nagging, so she shook her head, suppressed the negative emotions in her heart, said something, got in the car and left.

Aunt Helen, who was left behind, sighed as she watched her departing figure.

If we say that in Ping An Town in the past, Mrs. Beth Balland and Mrs. Gloria Pritchett crushed their nieces in stature, and Mrs. Mia Baran crushed their nieces in appearance, but the overall quality , my niece is still the tallest.

He crushed Mrs. Beth Balland and Mrs. Gloria Pritchett in appearance, and crushed Mrs. Mia Baran in figure.

But now the new assistant, Lisa, a big girl from Texas, is simply the perfect combination of figure and appearance.

Especially the other party often looks at Chuck with those beautiful blue eyes full of admiration... Such a stunner, even women are tempted by seeing it, it is completely incomparable!

Jane drove away.

She doesn't know the inner workings of her aunt, otherwise she would definitely say: "I know!"

That's right!

No one knows how she compares to big Texan girl Lisa better than Chuck.

She has the highest comprehensive score for her appearance and body, and her adoring blue eyes. These are all external, and what makes her more concerned about the good physique brought by that figure.

AKA Stamina is much stronger than her.

This is what she saw with her own eyes, and she can't fake it.

Mountainside Villa.

"Hey, where's Jane?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, got up early and went shopping. When she came back, she found that Jane was no longer there, so she immediately asked curiously.

"Back to New York."

Chuck is making breakfast.

"She's amazing."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, sincerely praised: "Not only is she beautiful, but she is also very capable, much better than me."

"Work-wise, yes."

Chuck said straightforwardly.

In other respects, the big girls from Texas still have an advantage.

"She's not mad at me, is she?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, stood aside and watched Chuck make breakfast, and asked tentatively.

"No."

Chuck shook his head: "She also wants to thank you, and you heard that too."

"..."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, twitched her lips.

What she asked was serious, how could the gratitude for that special moment be counted.

She has a good impression of Jane, a woman like Chuck's detective assistant who is still working hard to climb to the top of the FBI.

Especially when she has completely given up on her past girlfriend Nikki, she really wants to find a suitable girlfriend.

The kind that can not only talk heart-to-heart, but also promote each other.

She thought Jane was a good fit.

Originally, she thought that after last night, all of this was a matter of course.

Ok.

in various senses.

But who thought that as soon as she came back, Jane would leave without saying a word, which made her a little disappointed.

"Have a meal!"

Chuck had already prepared breakfast, and motioned for Lisa, a big girl from Texas who was in a daze, to eat together.

"It's delicious, boss."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, took a sip and was full of praise, and then couldn't help but said: "It's a pity that Jane left without eating."

Seeing that Chuck didn't answer, but just eating silently, she could only learn. After eating, Chuck went upstairs first. After she washed up, she heard Chuck say: "Pack up, we Go to Washington DC!"

"Now?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, asked subconsciously. Under Chuck's gaze, she hurriedly made preparations, got into Chuck's car, and quickly drove away from the mountainside villa.

"Boss, what are we going to Washington DC for?"

Lisa, a big Texas girl, has time to ask.

"The Ministry of Finance has something to do."

Chuck was succinct.

"As an IRS advisor?"

Lisa's eyes lit up immediately.

As an avid fan of Detective Chuck, she has a systematic understanding of Chuck's past, and after successfully applying for Chuck's assistant and being able to get close to the idol, she has a deeper understanding of Chuck.

She knew that Chuck was a senior advisor to various law enforcement agencies, but most of them were criminal investigation advisors to the FBI and the police.

For the Ministry of Finance and the Internal Revenue Service, relatively few have handled it.

In fact, she is not surprised.

After all, the IRS is famous, a privileged institution that the FBI and police everywhere can't compare to, it doesn't even dare to hack Hollywood movies, and it exists side by side with death.

Such an organization usually relies on power to handle most things, and there is not much need for a senior consultant like Chuck.

And once invited, it must be very interesting.

"Ah."

Chuck nodded.

"What case?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, asked excitedly.

"Crab legs tax evasion."

Chuck was succinct.

"Yes!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, clenched her fist excitedly, and then looked at Chuck with her husky-like eyes in a dazed way, with six points of expectation, three points of fear and one point of regret: "Crab legs, check their accounts, I'm so excited, If I had known earlier, I would have called Jane together~"

"It's ok."

Chuck said frankly: "There are helpers over there."

"Boss, I mean that..."

Big Texas girl Lisa tries to remind.

"I know that Susan Green, the IRS's elite agent, absolutely meets all your requirements."

Chuck said calmly.

Lisa, a big Texas girl: "..."

(End of this chapter)